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weekoldhotdog
04/24/18 8:06:41 PM
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She is perfect in every way, she even great at parties and you can't complain about her in anyway shape or form. But after a few weeks you notice she goes to a group every monday and saturday nights for a few hours. She doesn't speak much about it until one day she invites you to join.

"There's people, good food, and they are not too preachy", she promises.

You ask what the religious group is called and she says "The Followers of the Sky".

What do you do?
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SageHarpuia
04/24/18 8:08:53 PM
#2:


Nope. Not happening.
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weekoldhotdog
04/24/18 8:12:48 PM
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https://imgur.com/gallery/wHYHx
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Dash_Harber
04/24/18 8:15:37 PM
#4:


Probably not. I was raised in a very fringe Christian group that was incredibly inclusive and authoritarian and masqueraded as a 'friendly place'. I'm not keen to join another one.
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chill02
04/24/18 8:17:27 PM
#5:


what do they stand for
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MysteryMan923
04/24/18 8:17:54 PM
#6:


chill02 posted...
what do they stand for


Use Google.
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weekoldhotdog
04/24/18 8:18:55 PM
#7:


MysteryMan923 posted...
chill02 posted...
what do they stand for


Use Google.


I honestly made that name up but it wouldn't surprise me if there is such a group.
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uwnim
04/24/18 8:21:27 PM
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Not interested in joining a cult.
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LedZeppelin
04/24/18 8:22:26 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Nope. Not happening.

you already shill for christianity. its not like this belief is that much farther out there, so you might as well convert for the girl
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SageHarpuia
04/24/18 8:29:20 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Nope. Not happening.

you already shill for christianity. its not like this belief is that much farther out there, so you might as well convert for the girl

2 Corinthians 6:14

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
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weekoldhotdog
04/24/18 8:30:58 PM
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whaaaaaa?
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chill02
04/24/18 10:16:23 PM
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MysteryMan923 posted...
chill02 posted...
what do they stand for


Use Google.


no
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ErrorCrX
04/24/18 10:23:00 PM
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Sure. I'll just wear earplugs while they try to brainwash me.
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LedZeppelin
04/24/18 10:55:06 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Nope. Not happening.

you already shill for christianity. its not like this belief is that much farther out there, so you might as well convert for the girl

2 Corinthians 6:14

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

well, my ancient text claims it must be true, so it must be true! who cares if theres absolutely no compelling evidence to support my claim?
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