Lurker > mortimerjames

2011, 2012, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, All
TopicCreated ByPostsLast Post
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
How many times have you said 'wow *insert famous person* likes that? gotta buy'?
mortimerjames411/09 8:24pm
What are some good businesses to sue?
mortimerjames111/08 7:36pm
I been banging girls since I was 12, AMA
mortimerjames1711/08 3:00pm
I've been banging my supervisors wife how should I break it to him
mortimerjames1411/07 5:59am
Wait that's the Beckham/Pitt kid?
mortimerjames211/07 2:09am
20 billion dollars but whales can now fly and sometimes hunger for human flesh
mortimerjames1411/06 10:19am
Is it time we banned body armor, given this latest shooting?
mortimerjames411/06 9:38am
It's my birthday y'all, let's all sing! me happy birthday
mortimerjames511/06 9:24am
17 billion dollars but spiders now love you
mortimerjames4611/05 8:24pm
I think I have Jan Quadrant..... Vincent Fever over here
mortimerjames111/05 5:11am
I believe Hillary wears a wig
mortimerjames711/04 12:47pm
Can we settle this debate once and for all? Do girls like little or big ones
mortimerjames211/04 6:12am
Shouldn't 'Love' be spelled 'Lof' or 'Of' be spelled 'Ove'?
mortimerjames311/03 10:19pm
Worse for the world, SJWs take over the planet or the Alt-Right
mortimerjames211/03 6:04pm
Who would stop me from naming my son Adolf?
mortimerjames1211/03 6:02pm
that feeling when you see your checking account full on payday =D
mortimerjames111/03 4:09pm
The kid in me lived Thor, but the adult in me found it shallow and pedantic
mortimerjames111/03 3:45pm
Man crooked cops just stopped tried to say I had drugs
mortimerjames211/03 3:30pm
Einstein: "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
mortimerjames1111/03 8:43am
Key and Peele was good, but its the of comedy only fun the 1st time
mortimerjames311/03 7:20am
How many times should i have sex today
mortimerjames910/31 2:23pm
Is it safe to take the tape off our microwaves yet?
mortimerjames110/30 5:42pm
Kenny! Your family is poor Kenny!!
mortimerjames210/30 1:45pm
Painting your face and wearing slutty lingerie is NOT a Halloween costume
mortimerjames210/30 12:05pm
How jelly are you that I get to have sex?
mortimerjames1610/30 9:33am
Got a supervisor you hate? Pepper in statements about how much you love sex
mortimerjames310/30 8:25am
earn - yearn - learn
mortimerjames310/29 2:38pm
my parents said I was talking after 9 months after being born
mortimerjames2210/29 2:21pm
The Lindbergh baby? What really happened?
mortimerjames110/29 11:09am
Is it rape if a girl consents to sex, but you both have a drink after
mortimerjames410/29 10:24am
Most millennials don't even know they are millennials
mortimerjames110/26 3:15am
What should you do if your girlfriend considers you a pervert?
mortimerjames310/26 3:13am
Currently knocking boots, pull out or nah
mortimerjames510/26 3:06am
"Thursday" is objectively the Weeknd's best song
mortimerjames610/25 11:20am
This site needs an alpha and beta filter
mortimerjames1510/25 10:34am
Does anyone else go around and calling instagram girls sluts on their pictures?
mortimerjames1210/25 10:17am
There's a damn dog outside my flippity floop
mortimerjames310/25 2:09am
How come white people love Walter White but hate black drug dealers
mortimerjames2210/24 10:08pm
I hate how some fat girls have that concave wide ass
mortimerjames1110/24 10:05pm
C/C If you didn't have your own car or got rides from someone who did in HS
mortimerjames1410/24 6:42pm
What do you guys think of American white girls?
mortimerjames110/24 6:15pm
Does the world even progress without any new Rick and Morty episodes?
mortimerjames110/24 10:42am
that girl in transformers the last knight
mortimerjames410/24 9:25am
I have when you have a supervisor who knows you're smarter than him
mortimerjames810/24 3:39am
I can guess any girls sexual orientation with a simple test
mortimerjames310/24 2:27am
What kinda thug gets their first tattoo in their 30s?
mortimerjames410/23 7:56pm
lol people still living on the grid
mortimerjames610/23 9:50am
How do 'scientist' explain those moving stars you always see?
mortimerjames410/23 2:18am
Are there any benefits to being racist?
mortimerjames1210/22 11:36am
I've thought about it and any American who buys Bitcoin is a traitor
mortimerjames310/22 10:17am
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5