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I hate how women think I'm a psycho if I ask to see them before spending 3 weeks
deupd_u2607/06 3:57pm
I make women SCREAM in bed
deupd_u2305/23 5:20pm
All my friends got corona, and I'm all by myself this weekend
deupd_u2805/01 10:36am
Sex is cool, but have you ever worn shoes?
deupd_u2604/14 8:24pm
If someone doesn't text me back soon enough, I send a follow up saying ANSWER ME
deupd_u21504/11 4:43pm
I was making out with a chick last night, but she wouldn't come home with me
deupd_u2603/14 2:13pm
Nananana, nananana, hey hey hey...
deupd_u2201/24 3:59pm
I'm sad and scared and lonely and dying. Please talk to me
deupd_u21401/24 3:48pm
Is there anyone in any dating sites besides Tinder?
deupd_u21101/24 2:08pm
Recommend XBone games
deupd_u2501/03 3:33pm
'Caller, you're on the air! What song do you want to hear?'
deupd_u21401/03 7:04am
How do I pick a TV, anyway?
deupd_u21112/27 10:06am
Do you scream with joy whenever you see a woman?
deupd_u2312/05 3:09pm
deupd_u has a WAP
deupd_u2212/05 11:12am
Don't fuck with the FAQs
deupd_u2412/05 3:40am
Guys, I'm on a train
deupd_u2412/03 10:41am
Whiskey dick is so cruel. Why did God do this to us?
deupd_u21611/28 10:49am
How much of a movie is MGS5?
deupd_u22611/23 3:17pm
This is how I Mountain DEW it
deupd_u2211/18 5:25pm
You can't even see achievements since the Xbox app update
deupd_u2311/14 3:55pm
Like a good steak-bor, State Farm is rare
deupd_u2211/07 1:48pm
When you check you phone and have no new texts
deupd_u2711/07 9:26am
Why is 'what are you up to?' such a consistent conversation killer on Tinder?
deupd_u2911/04 1:59pm
I genuinely showed a woman my Trump knife today
deupd_u2511/01 3:02pm
Why are they armpits but not kneepits?
deupd_u2610/29 7:56pm
"The game actually has a very deep story
deupd_u21610/27 11:31pm
The bars are open tonight! Finally! Let's go! WHOOOOOO
deupd_u21810/03 10:41am
Does Watch Dogs get good?
deupd_u2310/02 11:36am
When you see someone else eating
deupd_u2609/30 6:35pm
Recommend me stuff to buy at the grocery store tonight
deupd_u2409/25 2:23pm
Do Spanish speakers type "L" instead of "El" in text-speak?
deupd_u2809/23 6:10pm
Why is Halloween canceled if everyone would already be wearing masks?
deupd_u2109/22 8:36pm
Are other non-alcoholic beers as bad as O'Doul's?
deupd_u2909/20 3:42pm
"Banter" is such a terrible form of comedy
deupd_u2409/16 6:11pm
I told a girl on Tinder last night I wasn't concerned about corona. Her response
deupd_u23509/12 12:09pm
If you buy a new pair of shoes, they're clean enough to wear to bed
deupd_u2409/02 7:42pm
Sex is cool, but have you ever worn shoes?
deupd_u2908/30 12:15pm
I think I want to treat myself to lunch today. Where should I go?
deupd_u2608/30 12:12pm
You don't have to wear seatbelts in an RV
deupd_u2108/22 7:16pm
Imagine thinking tattoos look good
deupd_u2308/15 5:04pm
I want to buy a bottle of liquor under $10. What should I get?
deupd_u23808/14 2:38pm
Mash the A button to open the door!
deupd_u2508/04 5:43pm
Crackdown 1 and 2 are now free on Xbox
deupd_u21208/04 11:29am
Who are the maniacs who comment on YouTube videos?
deupd_u21807/25 8:02pm
What if you sent you dad a dick pic?
deupd_u2907/25 5:50pm
If Jordan B Peterson were a robot
deupd_u2307/25 5:34pm
What if deupd_u2 turned out to be Donald Trump's secret GameFAQs account?
deupd_u2607/20 7:02pm
I kind of like it when no one agrees with me
deupd_u2607/15 6:58pm
Man say corona rules dumb, but den got corona
deupd_u2207/15 5:52pm
Anyone use rechargeable AAs?
deupd_u2807/10 6:42pm
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