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| found a bunch of long blonde hairs in my couch cushions today | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 12/27 8:38am |
| C/D you wish you had my skills of seduction | ScofieldReturns | 25 | 10/02 12:34pm |
| just fucking owned my land lady in the court of law | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 10/01 7:46pm |
| it's officially halloween month, here's a pic of me making out with the devil | ScofieldReturns | 1 | 10/01 4:51pm |
| girl: i would never go out with this actor because he's too short for me | ScofieldReturns | 2 | 10/01 3:33am |
| that show barry about the assassin/actor is just like my life | ScofieldReturns | 1 | 10/01 2:48am |
| i may just stop going out and ride out the #metoo movement | ScofieldReturns | 22 | 09/30 8:56pm |
| instagram model flew into my town for a photoshoot, we set up a date for tonight | ScofieldReturns | 7 | 09/30 5:46pm |
| anyone else get really turned off finding out their favorite porn star has a kid | ScofieldReturns | 8 | 09/30 2:04pm |
| ughhhh landlord just increased the rent price by 11.1%... | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 09/30 12:40pm |
| how would you react if your entire bridal party flashed everyone like this? | ScofieldReturns | 33 | 09/30 12:14pm |
| wait, some people actually wipe their butts without standing up...wtf | ScofieldReturns | 19 | 09/30 12:11pm |
| tbh i like the feeling of getting my balls licked more than the feeling of sex | ScofieldReturns | 7 | 09/30 1:21am |
| when iwas younger we said if my friend ever got rich i could live in his mansion | ScofieldReturns | 5 | 09/29 10:56pm |
| what should i watch next: maniac, american vandal, dark, or glow? | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 09/29 4:48pm |
| for the sake of diversity, here's a pic of me hitting on a black girl | ScofieldReturns | 10 | 09/29 3:14pm |
| ITT a pic of me on a date with a girl 1 foot taller than me | ScofieldReturns | 20 | 09/29 12:15pm |
| What a bs warning lmao | ScofieldReturns | 10 | 09/29 1:12am |
| why is it called a p**** if it's not filled with pus? | ScofieldReturns | 2 | 09/25 9:39am |
| my friend is mad at me because i didn't make out with this 919 we know lol | ScofieldReturns | 16 | 09/21 11:41pm |
| is it rude to make phone calls whilst in the nude? | ScofieldReturns | 8 | 09/20 11:17pm |
| when i was 12 i was watching porn and a bat came in the house thru the chimney | ScofieldReturns | 6 | 09/14 4:30am |
| took 3 wks to order a trashcan for my cubicle, 2 days later someone stole it out | ScofieldReturns | 1 | 09/13 10:32pm |
| once this guy tried to rob me but i told him i was a cop and he ran away | ScofieldReturns | 5 | 09/06 7:08pm |
| my mom just sent me $300 for pocket money, how sweet lol, but... | ScofieldReturns | 7 | 08/24 10:50pm |
| you get a call, the cops are coming to arrest/shoot you in 10 minutes, what do? | ScofieldReturns | 14 | 08/24 10:20pm |
| i want a completely serious asian james bond | ScofieldReturns | 2 | 08/24 10:03pm |
| just checked my phone to see how many girls' numbers i've gotten...4,832 | ScofieldReturns | 19 | 08/24 4:37pm |
| almost pulp fictioned my ex girlfriend | ScofieldReturns | 16 | 08/24 12:06am |
| damn, a ton of my tv shows are ending after this next season | ScofieldReturns | 7 | 08/23 3:43am |
| asian men have it the worst when it comes to women | ScofieldReturns | 24 | 08/23 1:04am |
| if the interviewer pronounces a word wrong...do i have to pronounce it wrong? | ScofieldReturns | 19 | 08/22 1:13pm |
| me: it's the circle of life vegan girl: no, it's the circle of death | ScofieldReturns | 16 | 08/22 12:43pm |
| pet peeve #39: in movies/tv when ppl break into a car by breaking drivers window | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 08/22 11:15am |
| have you had more HJ, BJ or VJ's? | ScofieldReturns | 22 | 08/21 7:57pm |
| just read the most disgusting post ever, guy gets BJ from other guy to bang girl | ScofieldReturns | 46 | 08/21 7:49pm |
| this girl told me: have a good day! and i replied: no thanks, i have other plans | ScofieldReturns | 7 | 08/21 6:54pm |
| ugh took out my water bottle in interview...and it exploded everywhere | ScofieldReturns | 6 | 08/21 6:31pm |
| took laptop into bedroom to watch porn, forgot speakers in living room and on | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 08/21 4:49am |
| my friend makes fun of me for showering and then watching porn (he reverses it) | ScofieldReturns | 4 | 08/21 3:29am |
| my friend got pulled over for possible DUI, blew 0.079%..got asked to blow again | ScofieldReturns | 7 | 08/21 1:35am |
| this girl told me ''see you soon, macaroon''...how badly does she want the D? | ScofieldReturns | 6 | 08/21 1:28am |
| time sure does fly, in just over a year, i can bang girls born after 9/11 | ScofieldReturns | 1 | 08/20 8:11pm |
| pet peeve #24: people that don't pick their plates clean at restaurants | ScofieldReturns | 2 | 08/20 7:56pm |
| the perfect girl but she's your step-sister | ScofieldReturns | 11 | 08/20 5:16pm |
| so ''living my best life'' is girl code for sleeping around, right? | ScofieldReturns | 15 | 08/20 10:38am |
| will work know i watched porn on the work laptop if i take it home | ScofieldReturns | 15 | 08/20 7:25am |
| is halloween the same big sex romp holiday in europe as in the US? | ScofieldReturns | 11 | 08/20 2:16am |
| pet peeve #22: people that stop eating when they get full and dont take to go | ScofieldReturns | 13 | 08/19 7:48pm |
| pet peeve #23: people that think that life's sole purpose is to have kids | ScofieldReturns | 14 | 08/19 6:36pm |
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