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what should the title of No_U_L7's memoirs be?
ScofieldReturns612/10 2:30am
hailee steinfeld is so fire
ScofieldReturns212/09 6:35pm
wait, am i supposed to tip my buildings maintenance guy? christmas is coming up
ScofieldReturns512/09 3:47pm
why the fuck should tipping be done on the pre discount price?
ScofieldReturns312/09 3:14pm
when is someone gonna actually call clint hawkguy?! (slight spoilers maybe)
ScofieldReturns212/09 2:06pm
Announcement: I will be abstaining from sex for the rest of the year
ScofieldReturns812/08 11:25pm
would you do an AOC/Boebert threeway?
ScofieldReturns212/08 11:13pm
My theory is that vegy isn't a virgin
ScofieldReturns1612/03 6:35am
My pick up artist friend said he's trying to fuck his therapist
ScofieldReturns1112/02 4:28pm
How did Olivia rodrigo get her drivers license if she can't even parallel park?!
ScofieldReturns2012/02 9:00am
Can't wait for clint and Kate to bang, it's gonna be so hot
ScofieldReturns3112/02 2:24am
I'm glad horny jail isn't an actual thing lmao
ScofieldReturns1212/01 11:14am
Just paid insurance and registration on my car and it died the next day
ScofieldReturns1712/01 12:11am
The new dexter series is so unrelateable now that he's a father
ScofieldReturns711/30 8:42pm
I've never been so jealous of a microphone in my life
ScofieldReturns1111/30 4:45pm
I have resting bitch face
ScofieldReturns611/30 2:44pm
Can't believe it's December already, man time really flies when
ScofieldReturns211/30 1:20pm
AMA about what it's like living in a half million dollar condo
ScofieldReturns3511/30 7:53am
1 hr left in black fri wknd and I literally bought no clothes
ScofieldReturns411/30 2:14am
Is it just me or does this $650 sweater look super badass?
ScofieldReturns2411/30 1:38am
As part of my job, I get an IMF report daily, makes me feel like Tom cruise
ScofieldReturns211/29 7:29pm
ugh why can't we disable taskbar button grouping in windows 11?!
ScofieldReturns811/29 2:28pm
Is it weird that I'm attracted to Jamie Chung even tho she looks like my sister
ScofieldReturns1111/29 2:19pm
wat, the new macbooks dont have a USB port?
ScofieldReturns2011/28 6:25pm
My dreams of my sister have become so vivid at this point
ScofieldReturns911/28 4:09pm
im looking at my finances...and i can no longer afford a rolex ugh
ScofieldReturns2711/27 11:39pm
my friend is super salty i had sex this year and he didnt lol
ScofieldReturns2011/27 6:14pm
What is your love language?
ScofieldReturns611/27 5:07pm
shockingly i have yet to buy any clothes for black friday
ScofieldReturns511/27 3:30pm
this idea you had of me, who is she?
ScofieldReturns111/27 3:11pm
Is 1942 considered good tequila?
ScofieldReturns611/27 2:32pm
it cracks me up that people are shitting on hollywood jeff now lmao
ScofieldReturns1811/26 6:44pm
can anyone here recommend me a good body pillow?
ScofieldReturns211/26 4:49pm
i would do dirty dirty dirty things to hailey steinfeld
ScofieldReturns1311/26 1:30pm
i bought a weighted blanket and it's too heavy for me to handle ugh
ScofieldReturns711/26 6:47am
whelp, i did it...i ruined thanksgiving dinner
ScofieldReturns511/25 10:57pm
Ugh I'm not gonna be able to shave my pubes before thanksgiving dinner
ScofieldReturns511/25 6:07pm
sometimes i think the reason i find life so exhausting is i put more effort into
ScofieldReturns611/25 5:25pm
is night before thanksgiving a good night to go out?
ScofieldReturns311/25 5:01pm
Can't wait for Hawkeye and Kate to bang
ScofieldReturns211/25 12:02am
ugh it sucks not being able to contest warns/suspensions
ScofieldReturns2811/24 11:31pm
i think the best threesome in the world would be sydney sweeney and taylor swift
ScofieldReturns1311/24 11:22pm
venting because i missed my package delivery by 2 minutes
ScofieldReturns411/15 6:30pm
it cracks me up that jake gyllenhall has a key chain saying fuck the patriarchy
ScofieldReturns411/14 2:55pm
I've got dua lipa stuck in my head
ScofieldReturns211/10 8:00pm
my new loft is so sound proof, no one will ever be able to hear the girls scream
ScofieldReturns510/09 8:13pm
Chicken fried steak is sooo good but makes me feel so gross halfway thru
ScofieldReturns909/25 7:25pm
In a Passengers type situation i would def wake up a hot girl
ScofieldReturns409/25 6:45pm
Ugh on the apple site, new iphone wouldnt be here til nov
ScofieldReturns409/25 6:17pm
would you physically de-age yourself down to 19 right now if you could?
ScofieldReturns5209/25 2:15pm
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