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You might as well slide into her DMs.
Orlando_Jordan610/24 9:36pm
You: "Would you like to go on a date?"
Orlando_Jordan510/24 8:48pm
C/D: A secure man will allow his wife to sleep with another man.
Orlando_Jordan1310/24 7:53pm
"Thank you, employer. I'm so glad I get to work here!"
Orlando_Jordan1410/24 6:52pm
The more time you spend single, the more sad it is.
Orlando_Jordan310/24 3:58pm
How does it feel that you get to work hard for 42 years, and your reward...
Orlando_Jordan510/24 3:25pm
Imagine an alcoholic doing better in life than you.
Orlando_Jordan2110/24 3:06pm
Could you beat 1998 Kane in a fight?
Orlando_Jordan210/24 2:32pm
Fat guy: "I have Tinder Gold."
Orlando_Jordan310/24 2:28pm
List of things that turn women off.
Orlando_Jordan5310/24 10:58am
Imagine being divorced after you have a son.
Orlando_Jordan710/23 11:36pm
Unpopular opinion: Most people here never had game.
Orlando_Jordan510/23 8:56pm
Do you think you will ever have sex with a woman in your lifetime?
Orlando_Jordan1310/22 5:16pm
I just found a dead roach in a spider web.
Orlando_Jordan610/22 3:40pm
Why do sports teams who never win have fans?
Orlando_Jordan110/22 3:35pm
Your girlfriend: "Chad is just a friend."
Orlando_Jordan610/21 9:59pm
What do you think of grown adults who can't do math?
Orlando_Jordan2610/20 10:20pm
Imagine cutting a bee in half with a katana.
Orlando_Jordan610/20 2:33pm
Grannies Gone Wild
Orlando_Jordan1210/20 1:20pm
C/D: People should show more respect to the president.
Orlando_Jordan1710/17 10:03pm
Chad hits the gym and wears size 32x34 jeans.
Orlando_Jordan410/17 1:59pm
I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Orlando_Jordan1110/17 3:02am
LIfehack while getting robbed: Talk about God.
Orlando_Jordan610/16 8:43pm
Remember that incel on YouTube who got canceled?
Orlando_Jordan310/16 4:21pm
A man starts twerking in front of you.
Orlando_Jordan410/16 2:49am
Is there anything worse than a racist rapist?
Orlando_Jordan1310/16 1:03am
Girls at my local community college put out.
Orlando_Jordan710/16 12:42am
I told my boss she sounds like my favorite pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan410/16 12:12am
Think about the girl you like the most.
Orlando_Jordan1010/15 10:34pm
Life doesn't wait for you.
Orlando_Jordan910/15 9:13pm
If a femcel wanted sex with you, would you fuck her?
Orlando_Jordan310/15 5:39pm
Imagine trying to rebel against capitalism.
Orlando_Jordan1310/15 3:52pm
You want to know why alpha males get laid?
Orlando_Jordan310/15 12:09pm
I'm currently living out of my car and working at Wendy's.
Orlando_Jordan1310/15 3:44am
Incels: "That one minor thing I said is why I failed."
Orlando_Jordan1010/14 5:26pm
Was "Allen Peppers," the brother of Brian Peppers, real?
Orlando_Jordan510/12 3:43pm
Why don't incels just talk to horny MILFs in their area?
Orlando_Jordan210/10 8:13pm
Ever look at your Facebook friend count and see it go down?
Orlando_Jordan410/10 4:15pm
Would you have sex with a fat chick?
Orlando_Jordan3810/08 5:48pm
My dad just called me, crying.
Orlando_Jordan1310/07 4:43pm
Imagine working for minimum wage in your 60s.
Orlando_Jordan1210/07 1:39pm
Girls want you to come up with clever/funny topic starters.
Orlando_Jordan310/04 5:15pm
You don't own your girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan710/04 3:53pm
I just got zucced on Facebook.
Orlando_Jordan510/04 12:40pm
A tool assisted run doesn't demonstrate real skill.
Orlando_Jordan1110/03 8:57pm
Life used to be hard, and men used to be strong.
Orlando_Jordan2210/03 5:02pm
Would you have sex with another man for $9000?
Orlando_Jordan610/03 12:33am
Would you give money to a struggling friend?
Orlando_Jordan310/02 11:16pm
If you were balding, would you get a hair transplant?
Orlando_Jordan810/02 12:05pm
Why is it such a turn off in porn when the dude goes down?
Orlando_Jordan610/01 3:25pm
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