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Are gun stores out of ammo?
Pepys Monster703/21 8:43pm
'Dell Dude' arrested for marijuana possession
Pepys Monster1003/21 4:28pm
There's always going to be someone who has more than you.
Pepys Monster203/21 3:30pm
Girl on Tinder: "ayy buy my nudes"
Pepys Monster803/21 3:05pm
How many chin-ups and dips can you do?
Pepys Monster1703/20 7:34pm
I found a Tinder girl who calls me Daddy.
Pepys Monster1203/20 1:36pm
I'm drunk, ask me anything.
Pepys Monster1503/20 1:01am
What it's like being a step-brother in 2019.
Pepys Monster303/19 8:51pm
I'm now a homeowner.
Pepys Monster503/19 6:24pm
One bat brought the planet's dominant species to its knees.
Pepys Monster1803/19 4:03pm
This is big. The economy will suffer.
Pepys Monster703/18 7:46pm
Fuck yeah.
Pepys Monster203/18 12:33am
How big are your arms?
Pepys Monster103/16 3:48pm
These annoying girls at the gym were doing squats in the power rack.
Pepys Monster103/15 8:45pm
There's nothing hotter than a pretty, skinny 30 y/o woman.
Pepys Monster503/13 11:46pm
I'm not afraid of the coronavirus.
Pepys Monster903/13 10:15pm
Should I go to the gym today?
Pepys Monster603/12 1:31pm
I don't know what's worse, girls who only want to hookup...
Pepys Monster4603/12 1:03pm
It's over.
Pepys Monster2003/10 9:57pm
I used to think I was stuck in a nightmare timeline that shouldn't exist.
Pepys Monster403/08 2:55am
Reasons why you love yourself.
Pepys Monster603/07 5:41pm
I'm taking my new bae to EDC.
Pepys Monster1203/07 3:23pm
I texted my coworker "Good morning, beautiful."
Pepys Monster1503/07 1:33pm
I almost got into a fight at a rave.
Pepys Monster1403/06 4:37am
I have a six-pack forming.
Pepys Monster1203/04 11:30am
I'm buying an iPhone 11 today.
Pepys Monster103/03 3:34pm
It's dumb that employers test for weed in legal states.
Pepys Monster4203/02 2:29pm
Every day is an opportunity to ascend.
Pepys Monster903/01 3:33pm
I think I'm done dating raver girls.
Pepys Monster1103/01 1:27pm
I've been thinking about getting an iPhone XR.
Pepys Monster203/01 1:13pm
Remember Dunkirk?
Pepys Monster303/01 12:47pm
Are you on my level?
Pepys Monster1103/01 12:20am
How much money do you have?
Pepys Monster402/28 3:36pm
I saw Sonic the Hedgehog (Spoilers).
Pepys Monster602/28 11:55am
How old do you think you'll be when you die?
Pepys Monster2302/26 2:44am
I just had coffee with my coworker.
Pepys Monster702/25 4:55pm
Planet Fitness pretends buff guys at gyms are bullies.
Pepys Monster3302/25 3:23pm
Sometimes, I remember that the average person is not depressed.
Pepys Monster302/23 1:34pm
It's been almost a year since my fiancee left.
Pepys Monster302/22 2:18pm
Rabies is hella crazy.
Pepys Monster102/22 1:33pm
Imagine someone meaning everything to you.
Pepys Monster602/21 3:02pm
My car: Oil maintenance required.
Pepys Monster1202/19 4:49pm
Do you ever want to punch a hole in the drywall?
Pepys Monster1002/19 2:21pm
I asked my skinny blonde coworker out.
Pepys Monster402/18 3:26am
Last night, this girl tried to twerk on me.
Pepys Monster2002/17 4:43pm
You don't have unlimited time here on Earth.
Pepys Monster202/16 4:10pm
Duncanwii PMed me "Hello."
Pepys Monster3102/16 3:30pm
My brother makes six figures.
Pepys Monster802/16 12:54pm
My physique is getting better every day.
Pepys Monster1202/15 5:58pm
TikTok is unfunny.
Pepys Monster202/15 1:57pm
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