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Is life just one tragedy after another?
Pepys Monster1004/23 7:39pm
I kicked a girl out of my house today.
Pepys Monster804/23 1:28am
C/D: You overthink things.
Pepys Monster604/21 8:49pm
I just got a date with my hot friend.
Pepys Monster804/21 1:34am
Respect billionaires.
Pepys Monster1404/20 1:00pm
Girls like a guy with a big butt.
Pepys Monster804/19 3:41pm
I'm in Las Vegas, AMA.
Pepys Monster1604/19 2:51am
I want to be a skilled cook.
Pepys Monster904/18 2:03pm
I've got an extra $20K burning a hole in my wallet.
Pepys Monster2204/17 9:45pm
The girl I like found out I post on GameFAQs.
Pepys Monster2904/17 5:26pm
I should go to the gym today.
Pepys Monster304/17 4:24pm
Why are Converse $70 now?
Pepys Monster904/17 3:58pm
I tried a natural herbal remedy. It knocked me out.
Pepys Monster104/16 10:51pm
You can restart your life from any point.
Pepys Monster1204/16 10:06pm
I think I was a lawyer in a past life.
Pepys Monster404/16 2:32pm
What ever happened to good old fashioned values?
Pepys Monster504/16 1:00pm
Are you depressed?
Pepys Monster2004/15 2:47pm
Remember "Next Gen Gaming"?
Pepys Monster1404/15 3:19am
lmao at paying for a table at a nightclub.
Pepys Monster204/14 6:37pm
Is 34 old?
Pepys Monster3504/14 1:14pm
The truth is, my ex-fiancee wanted me back.
Pepys Monster404/13 10:45pm
Are people with traumatizing and depressing memories more like to use alcohol...
Pepys Monster1104/13 12:15am
When I die, I'll be gone forever.
Pepys Monster3304/12 9:34pm
Scenario: You're a delivery man and there's a pit bull in the front yard.
Pepys Monster704/12 5:55pm
A weird ass dude entered my courtyard yesterday and looked around.
Pepys Monster1004/12 1:55pm
Sometimes I feel on top of the world, and like a king...
Pepys Monster104/12 12:44pm
I'm talking to my friend Julia.
Pepys Monster904/10 2:21am
C/D: There's nothing hotter than DD/LG.
Pepys Monster4404/09 11:37pm
I decided to throw away my ex-girlfriend's stuff.
Pepys Monster804/09 9:24am
My girlfriend and I are going to the river this weekend.
Pepys Monster1604/07 9:03pm
I'm getting my tattoo removed.
Pepys Monster604/07 5:22pm
I hate how important Instagram is these days.
Pepys Monster304/07 3:37pm
It's time to stop pretending that things are going to fall into place.
Pepys Monster604/07 1:17pm
My girlfriend is in legal trouble.
Pepys Monster2804/06 7:46pm
What if the universe repeats itself forever?
Pepys Monster3804/06 1:00am
My girlfriend has been ignoring me.
Pepys Monster5204/05 11:29pm
I'm 33, and I'm not even a dad.
Pepys Monster2904/05 11:20pm
Is Elon Musk the end result of Capitalism?
Pepys Monster104/05 6:52pm
Imagine not having a good lawyer.
Pepys Monster504/05 6:40pm
Just paid $7500 in taxes.
Pepys Monster304/05 5:32pm
When's the last time you had sex?
Pepys Monster1604/05 3:29am
C/D: Your home is a lonely place...
Pepys Monster904/05 1:46am
I changed parties to the Democratic Party.
Pepys Monster1504/05 12:37am
I kissed a girl tonight.
Pepys Monster404/03 10:00am
A nerdy redhead at the rave wanted me.
Pepys Monster304/02 6:22am
What's the difference between a simp and a sugar daddy?
Pepys Monster304/01 11:24pm
C/D: Toxic masculinity is sad.
Pepys Monster1304/01 8:27pm
C/D: You broke down this morning.
Pepys Monster704/01 1:50pm
C/D: You're pure good.
Pepys Monster704/01 1:30pm
My friend and his girlfriend said I should give up on my baby girl.
Pepys Monster1104/01 6:10am
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