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my neighbor hooked up with my ex gf and my downstairs neighbor is my other ex gf
No_U_L7510/16 12:13am
My 3-day plan to become a millionaire starts today.
No_U_L7510/14 2:13pm
i tried flirting with taco bell worker and asked if she'd give me jalapeno sauce
No_U_L7210/13 2:05am
james marsters (spike) banged this girl i really wanted to bang =(
No_U_L7210/12 9:53pm
accidentally bought a compass, wtf am i supposed to do with it?
No_U_L7810/12 9:28pm
not deeding after not getting laid friday and before going out sat is a challeng
No_U_L7510/12 12:32pm
i texted a girl: are you today's date, because you are 10/10
No_U_L7610/11 12:16pm
last taco tues, i tried to order 10 tacos and the waitress wouldn't let me
No_U_L72210/10 8:10pm
i was gonna buy sunglasses but then i remembered i never go out during the day
No_U_L7310/09 2:55am
stripper: you sound as jaded as I was when I was younger
No_U_L7110/08 12:11pm
what should i do in this scenario? drunk driving related
No_U_L71110/07 6:23pm
i once went to a club, told every girl i was gay and to make out with me
No_U_L7810/07 7:17am
if you add your penis length to your height, are you over 6 feet tall?
No_U_L72110/06 10:46pm
if girl asks for mutually beneficial relationship she's asking for a sugar daddy
No_U_L7210/04 4:35am
my friend thinks this male bartender was hitting on me and not just being nice
No_U_L7210/04 12:14am
cocktail waitresses are such teases
No_U_L7810/03 5:11pm
the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR?
No_U_L72410/03 9:23am
just sat down to watch porn...and there's a bee in my apartment
No_U_L7810/02 6:00am
i really suprisex this girl
No_U_L7310/01 10:31pm
Me: wanna hang out tmrw Friend: depends on if im awake tmrw
No_U_L7910/01 9:34pm
how can i show my female friend i have a big D w.o looking like im hittin on her
No_U_L71409/29 5:46pm
i hate being hit on by homeless dudes, it's such a pain!
No_U_L71509/29 4:44pm
driving home there's a hot homeless girl and i'm tempted to pick her up
No_U_L72809/29 11:03am
heard a knock on my door at midnight, answered and it was a hot blonde girl
No_U_L7709/25 6:16am
im horny but i'm too sick to leave the house and pick up a girl
No_U_L7409/23 6:46pm
what's the best way to bang 2 twin sisters?
No_U_L71209/23 6:24pm
me during sex: tell me, what are your parents are like
No_U_L71209/22 7:38am
why do they never refer to it as WW1 in all the WW1 era movies I've seen?
No_U_L7609/20 2:28am
this stripper wants to go out on a date with me...for $150 a night
No_U_L7509/18 5:42am
i'm so sick =(
No_U_L7509/17 12:12pm
what's the best way to tell a girl that i'm the actor starring in her bad dreams
No_U_L7209/17 11:36am
i love how brainwashed most of CE is into thinking guys should pay on dates
No_U_L76409/17 1:13am
the last 2 girls i slept with it took a combined 4 hrs to get them into bed
No_U_L71809/16 9:19am
i don't understand guys that are opposed to kissing girls after they blow you
No_U_L72909/15 11:56am
postmates customer service is atrocious
No_U_L7109/14 9:27pm
i feel bad, had sex with this girl last wk but couldn't let her stay the night
No_U_L72709/12 11:13am
Just watched the pilot of rick and morty
No_U_L71509/12 11:11am
i hate when people compliment me on something then ask me the price
No_U_L7209/12 6:39am
i keep asking girls to watch it with me and it's leading to a lot of confusion
No_U_L7409/11 9:18pm
why is it unreasonable for me to expect a girl to split the cost of an abortion?
No_U_L71809/10 4:03am
Me: *calls girl* Girl: Hey sexy! Me: No, it's just me
No_U_L7209/09 7:29am
the girl i marry must be atheist
No_U_L7309/09 2:20am
crap, i was gone for 2 weeks and left my stove on low
No_U_L71509/07 5:07am
left the club with my favorite instagram model
No_U_L72109/05 8:44pm
ugh this girl that gave me her number thinks that i'm a different guy she met
No_U_L71509/05 12:22am
i saw a hug spider on my bed, went to grab a paper towel to kill it and now it's
No_U_L7308/29 9:59pm
americans using chopsticks to eat asian food is cultural appropriation
No_U_L72108/29 3:54am
made myself a nice elaborate breakfast...then threw it up
No_U_L7608/27 6:01pm
i only fear death because i think of it as the worst case of FOMO
No_U_L7508/25 12:50am
fetish confession: banging girls that are crying
No_U_L71208/24 5:02pm
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