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my neighbor hooked up with my ex gf and my downstairs neighbor is my other ex gf | No_U_L7 | 5 | 10/16 12:13am |
My 3-day plan to become a millionaire starts today. | No_U_L7 | 5 | 10/14 2:13pm |
i tried flirting with taco bell worker and asked if she'd give me jalapeno sauce | No_U_L7 | 2 | 10/13 2:05am |
james marsters (spike) banged this girl i really wanted to bang =( | No_U_L7 | 2 | 10/12 9:53pm |
accidentally bought a compass, wtf am i supposed to do with it? | No_U_L7 | 8 | 10/12 9:28pm |
not deeding after not getting laid friday and before going out sat is a challeng | No_U_L7 | 5 | 10/12 12:32pm |
i texted a girl: are you today's date, because you are 10/10 | No_U_L7 | 6 | 10/11 12:16pm |
last taco tues, i tried to order 10 tacos and the waitress wouldn't let me | No_U_L7 | 22 | 10/10 8:10pm |
i was gonna buy sunglasses but then i remembered i never go out during the day | No_U_L7 | 3 | 10/09 2:55am |
stripper: you sound as jaded as I was when I was younger | No_U_L7 | 1 | 10/08 12:11pm |
what should i do in this scenario? drunk driving related | No_U_L7 | 11 | 10/07 6:23pm |
i once went to a club, told every girl i was gay and to make out with me | No_U_L7 | 8 | 10/07 7:17am |
if you add your penis length to your height, are you over 6 feet tall? | No_U_L7 | 21 | 10/06 10:46pm |
if girl asks for mutually beneficial relationship she's asking for a sugar daddy | No_U_L7 | 2 | 10/04 4:35am |
my friend thinks this male bartender was hitting on me and not just being nice | No_U_L7 | 2 | 10/04 12:14am |
cocktail waitresses are such teases | No_U_L7 | 8 | 10/03 5:11pm |
the fuck, blade runner 2049 is 2 hrs 43 min? how am i not supposed to use a BR? | No_U_L7 | 24 | 10/03 9:23am |
just sat down to watch porn...and there's a bee in my apartment | No_U_L7 | 8 | 10/02 6:00am |
i really suprisex this girl | No_U_L7 | 3 | 10/01 10:31pm |
Me: wanna hang out tmrw Friend: depends on if im awake tmrw | No_U_L7 | 9 | 10/01 9:34pm |
how can i show my female friend i have a big D w.o looking like im hittin on her | No_U_L7 | 14 | 09/29 5:46pm |
i hate being hit on by homeless dudes, it's such a pain! | No_U_L7 | 15 | 09/29 4:44pm |
driving home there's a hot homeless girl and i'm tempted to pick her up | No_U_L7 | 28 | 09/29 11:03am |
heard a knock on my door at midnight, answered and it was a hot blonde girl | No_U_L7 | 7 | 09/25 6:16am |
im horny but i'm too sick to leave the house and pick up a girl | No_U_L7 | 4 | 09/23 6:46pm |
what's the best way to bang 2 twin sisters? | No_U_L7 | 12 | 09/23 6:24pm |
me during sex: tell me, what are your parents are like | No_U_L7 | 12 | 09/22 7:38am |
why do they never refer to it as WW1 in all the WW1 era movies I've seen? | No_U_L7 | 6 | 09/20 2:28am |
this stripper wants to go out on a date with me...for $150 a night | No_U_L7 | 5 | 09/18 5:42am |
i'm so sick =( | No_U_L7 | 5 | 09/17 12:12pm |
what's the best way to tell a girl that i'm the actor starring in her bad dreams | No_U_L7 | 2 | 09/17 11:36am |
i love how brainwashed most of CE is into thinking guys should pay on dates | No_U_L7 | 64 | 09/17 1:13am |
the last 2 girls i slept with it took a combined 4 hrs to get them into bed | No_U_L7 | 18 | 09/16 9:19am |
i don't understand guys that are opposed to kissing girls after they blow you | No_U_L7 | 29 | 09/15 11:56am |
postmates customer service is atrocious | No_U_L7 | 1 | 09/14 9:27pm |
i feel bad, had sex with this girl last wk but couldn't let her stay the night | No_U_L7 | 27 | 09/12 11:13am |
Just watched the pilot of rick and morty | No_U_L7 | 15 | 09/12 11:11am |
i hate when people compliment me on something then ask me the price | No_U_L7 | 2 | 09/12 6:39am |
i keep asking girls to watch it with me and it's leading to a lot of confusion | No_U_L7 | 4 | 09/11 9:18pm |
why is it unreasonable for me to expect a girl to split the cost of an abortion? | No_U_L7 | 18 | 09/10 4:03am |
Me: *calls girl* Girl: Hey sexy! Me: No, it's just me | No_U_L7 | 2 | 09/09 7:29am |
the girl i marry must be atheist | No_U_L7 | 3 | 09/09 2:20am |
crap, i was gone for 2 weeks and left my stove on low | No_U_L7 | 15 | 09/07 5:07am |
left the club with my favorite instagram model | No_U_L7 | 21 | 09/05 8:44pm |
ugh this girl that gave me her number thinks that i'm a different guy she met | No_U_L7 | 15 | 09/05 12:22am |
i saw a hug spider on my bed, went to grab a paper towel to kill it and now it's | No_U_L7 | 3 | 08/29 9:59pm |
americans using chopsticks to eat asian food is cultural appropriation | No_U_L7 | 21 | 08/29 3:54am |
made myself a nice elaborate breakfast...then threw it up | No_U_L7 | 6 | 08/27 6:01pm |
i only fear death because i think of it as the worst case of FOMO | No_U_L7 | 5 | 08/25 12:50am |
fetish confession: banging girls that are crying | No_U_L7 | 12 | 08/24 5:02pm |
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