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hockey7318 posted...

When my mom got hers done last time my brother-in-law (he's a CRNA) was the one to push the drugs to knock her out. He timed it so the last thing she heard before she went under was, "Don't bother using lube for this one..."

jesus H

oooh i c glad it all worked out

how old are you?

full week go travel. expand your mind and break away from the rate race of work.

I like dave. he represents his eras mentality. Come cancel if you want is what he says. Hes not changing. Dont like it? stop watching it and focus your energy on something else.

HornedLion posted...

This movie is going to make a killing!

Alright Crypt-Keeper

I dont wear them at work or at the casino sooo yeah idk iv probably already had covid a bunch of times but thats why i went fully vaxxed on the bit.

i dont even have time to beat luigi mansion 3 i started 2 years ago

she did what most women do when a rich man is giving them attention.

Jen0125 posted...

News at 10

lmao

Jen0125 posted...

What? What does that have to do with what I said?

women are not like men

Jen0125 posted...

Women are more complex sexually than men. It takes more effort and skill to actually make sure the woman is enjoying sex.

lol i remember one time i played the "im not in the mood card" with my gf and she got all pissed off at me. i figured i wanted to see how that works from a male perspective and it hit her hard like wtf is going on

JOExHIGASHI posted...

I prefer suv

lmao

Clench281 posted...

I'm a new balance kind of guy

i feel ya. I usually just buy some NBs off amazon in the 50 range. cheap comfortable everyday walking shoes...

but these gremlins for 100 are tempting. i know its foolish but its so tempting

real talk tho the gremlins shoes look

Power is a tricky thing. White folks i think are on edge these days cos they can see and feel that pendulum starting to swing.

go back to the 50s and 60s. Them white folks was whistling and smiling. now a days they're going nuts storming the capital.

Im going offline my next day off. screw the phone

i cant. i gotta work today.

i need to go somewhere for 3 days and disconnect from all this internet crap

He made life better for some and more miserable for others. he also wasnt the first to discover america but it is what it is.

im part white and part indigenous to central america. So im partial for and against the holiday. at the end of the day it is what it is

a lot. Uber Eats. When im stuck at work doing a solo shift i cant leave the building unattended. Uber Eats has bailed me out many o times

with the push for cloud computing ever so more these days its inevitable. Nintendo doesnt come accross to me as a company that would do cloud online type things.

i use to drink but last weekend alcohol poisoning was it for me. im sober now

not really. im tired and my body usually aches most days. i can hardly take care of myself so it wouldnt be ideal for me to watch after a kid.

but just kids in general i dont mind. let them do they thing

whomever that judge's husband is.. man id buy em a drink and say you won, bro.

what's up with that judge tho?!

Honey BBQ boneless wings are still the **** IMO

I like how Ray Parker Jr stoled the base line from Huey Lewis I want a new drug and used it for the greatest halloween song Ghostbusters

SaltyAndSweet posted...

day 3?

I dont think you had a hangover I think you nearly died of alcohol poisoning

jesus christ people were right its day 3 and im still not 100% back to normal.

my drinking days are over.

washing your hair every day is considered a bad thing. Over-washing on any hair type will remove important natural oils, known as sebum, and will leave your hair feeling dry and brittle

no thanks. I have to trust and believe in my natural immune system to fight the bug.

32 was the tipping point for me. once i hit 32 my body definitely felt the change of old age. ie hangovers last two days now

faramir77 posted...

It's very bad. We're days away from a collapse of our provincial health care system. They will begin to triage ICU patients shortly. The school I teach at has had over 30 COVID cases in the past two weeks, and that's only the ones that chose to share their results (or even get tested). There's a mask mandate but 80% of students don't even bring one to school, and admin does nothing to enforce it. I wear mine because I'm not an asshole.

I don't care anymore. If you die, you die. If you're unvaccinated, go fuck yourself. I've done my part.

damn real talk tho? yikes

I go into work everyday unmasked. Sit in a room thats about 30 x 30 feet no windows with about 6 people usually in the room. We have several people who are unvaxed. Nobody has quite become sick over the past months so we're treating things business as usual.

The u.s. keeps messing up. we dont even have enough resources for our own people. the rich get richer and our poor continue to grow

Godshammer666 posted...

Why did that guy even bring the guitar? He just dances with it, he didnt play it once.

LMAO i know right? this is actually pretty bad but i just love the jam.

DevilSummoner1 posted...

is this a joke topic? music today still uses real instruments

not sure what tc is getting at

real instruments would be pure and free from electrical influence. like violin or flute.

https://youtu.be/cqVisQNTnp4

Back when you sang, danced, and played real instruments. okay maybe not 100 real instruments but still.

most of my unvaxxed friends already had rona and passed it on. they're doing fine.

I was in American History class as American History was unfolding live on tv. it was messed up

damn thats wrong. its like when OJ got free. america is a *****.

PunishedOni posted...

Just accepted an offer for my new job~

I'm taking a month off before I start, which I think should be plenty of time for me.

Thanks Buddy!

that's beautiful. congrats!

immediately. the concern is that you'll snap harm someone

America is about FREEDOM you can't infringe upons someones body. I got the jab cos i volunteered to be a guinea pig. I have no kids and lived a good life thus far.

my body my choice

I went 6 months unemployed before i got the job im at now.

first month youre like haaha this is relaxing. Time to do me and get back to exercise and studying.

2-3 months go by and you're like hmmm well we are in a pandemic. I better stay hunker down but keep an eye open in case a joh opens...
3-5 months you're like **** this is getting old. I need to figure my ***** out

I have a small frame so benching 150 to me sounds good.

I do dumbell press or a machine chest press and wont go over 120. I did get a point though where i could bicep curl 45 lb dumbells. that was probably my greatest feat in terms of weight lifting.

Trump voters get off on division. Biden voters embrace this country's freedom and unity. Jokes on Trump cos look who's standing.