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Topic | Should I get a burrito tomorrow? |
spudger 06/03/17 5:45:43 PM #11 | No. You should get one now. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Not gonna lie... I'd fuck Gal Gadot |
spudger 06/03/17 5:42:56 PM #11 | K181 posted... Brave opinion. a hero's opinion --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Grimes looks like the end result of all those elf x ogre hentai plotlines right |
spudger 06/03/17 5:41:51 PM #19 | Kitt posted... spudger posted...hortanz posted... and thats her name? just grimes? --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | ITT: It's 1995. |
spudger 06/03/17 5:40:30 PM #2 | The finale of the x files was so great! that --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Grimes looks like the end result of all those elf x ogre hentai plotlines right |
spudger 06/03/17 5:38:04 PM #15 | hortanz posted...
i have no idea who she is? porn? but your description is fucking spot on. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | BREAKING: Vehicle plows into 15-20 people on London Bridge. |
spudger 06/03/17 5:36:42 PM #6 | ModLogic posted... can we not jump to conclusions just this once? Reeeeee --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Sometimes I wish we'd nuke Russia or something |
spudger 06/03/17 5:35:04 PM #7 | Complete_Idi0t posted... ...but you'd no longer be here to watch anything? you dont know that. Russian equipment is notoriously unreliable. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Post phrases from video games that you can perfectly hear inside your head. |
spudger 06/03/17 5:32:57 PM #44 | i only remember the cliche shit --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | God DAMN Gal Gadot |
spudger 06/03/17 5:32:11 PM #8 | |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/03/17 5:30:27 PM #17 | Volkswagen_Bros posted... Your ass a lot like Chef Boyardee beef ravioli. dripping smegma out of a tin can? --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Sometimes I wish we'd nuke Russia or something |
spudger 06/03/17 5:30:03 PM #1 | Lifes kinda boring. I need some shit to watch. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/03/17 1:56:33 PM #15 | Going_Deep_08 posted... @spudger posted...Going_Deep_08 posted...XciteMe, is that you? Our Lord in New England, Deflated be thy Balls. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Y/N: Do you like this plump, shapely ass? |
spudger 06/03/17 1:39:27 PM #42 | |
Topic | According to the POTD most people are looking forward to an Elder Scrolls E3 |
spudger 06/03/17 1:30:08 PM #5 | MJ_Max posted... There will be no Elder Scrolls VI announcement at E3, I would bet money on it. 2 billion dollars says you're wrong --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | I am a young conservative white male |
spudger 06/03/17 1:28:27 PM #28 | Ampelas posted... MaverickXeo posted...Conservatism basically defined as small government, less control, and maintaining. the conservative movement was destroyed by newt gingrich in the 90s --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | You get home, go into your room and find this on your bed |
spudger 06/03/17 1:18:50 PM #4 | find shelter b/c apparently theres an earthquake going on --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | According to the POTD most people are looking forward to an Elder Scrolls E3 |
spudger 06/03/17 1:16:28 PM #1 | announcement. Are you? I am. But also kinda hoping for some RDR info. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Good, free PDF readers? |
spudger 06/03/17 1:03:55 PM #4 | adobe reader is free. i have it. no ads. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | I am a young conservative white male |
spudger 06/03/17 1:03:21 PM #16 | Mist_Turnips posted... I am so triggered right now, I'm literally shaking --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/03/17 12:55:25 PM #12 | Going_Deep_08 posted... XciteMe, is that you? my ass is a lot like Ben Roethlistaco --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/03/17 12:48:56 PM #10 | My ass is a lot like Saturnday --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | So what celebrity posted the photos of an Obama dummy hanging |
spudger 06/03/17 12:48:23 PM #11 | E32005 posted... she was fired you doof. no repercussion. go back to r/thedonald and continue your circlejerk haha this. she fired the next damn day by CNN. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | not gonna lie... i'd fuck Kate Bolduan |
spudger 06/02/17 8:13:30 PM #3 | shes a bold uan alright! --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Do black people actually prefer being called African American |
spudger 06/02/17 8:11:46 PM #8 | i dont know any black people that prefer to be called AA. they all prefer black. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 8:08:27 PM #19 | Smashingpmkns posted... Whoa. I didn't know A History of Violence was a comic. Great movie. nor did I. one of the best movies of the last 20 years --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 8:05:40 PM #15 | And the #1 is to be expected: 1. The Dark Knight http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Heath-Ledger-as-the-Joker-in-The-Dark-Knight.jpg There’s very little to say about The Dark Knight that hasn’t already been said. From a critical standpoint, the second act in Nolan’s trilogy is ranked as the single greatest comic book movie of all time, let alone in the world of DC, and it set the benchmark to which all other superhero films will forever be compared. While Batman Begins tells arguably a tighter story, any inconsistencies in The Dark Knight serve only to highlight the erraticism of its villain. It’s no mistake that The Dark Knight is synonymous with Heath Ledger, who overturned impossible odds in transforming the Joker from one of Batman’s most iconic villains, to one of the most iconic villains in cinema history. The Dark Knight is Nolan in his element, co-writing a script that scored Ledger the only acting Oscar to date for a comic book role, and directing in a style that forever broadened the possibilities of the superhero genre. http://screenrant.com/best-dc-movies-ever-made-ranked-wonder-woman-dark-knight/ --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 8:04:10 PM #14 | 2. Batman Begins http://screenrant0.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Batman-and-Scarecrow-in-Batman-Begins.jpg It’s no surprise that Christopher Nolan rounds out the top two, and Batman Begins is a lot closer to its sequel than you might think. For one thing, it resurrected the Dark Knight as a big screen presence following the potentially fatal Batman and Robin, but its impact on superhero movies as a whole is not to be understated. It sets a tone that the DCEU is desperately trying to capture, and even the MCU has been caught taking notes from Batman Begins on how to tell an origin story, with 2016’s Doctor Strange the latest comic book film to hit a lot of the same beats. But Batman Begins is one of the first and only superhero movies to balance two fleshed-out villains, subtly set up a pair of sequels, and at the same time tell possibly the most definitive origin story for its title character. Of all the comic adaptations since, none has quite found the balancing act that made Batman Begins so groundbreaking, and the Nolan trilogy so successful. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 8:03:12 PM #12 | 3. Superman II http://screenrant1.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/Christopher-Reeve-in-Superman-II1.jpg For all the complaints that Superman is an overpowered, uninteresting character, there exists solid proof that Clark Kent can be one of the most compelling superheroes out there, and it’s called Superman II. Few comic book movies have pulled off the “what it means to be a hero” trope quite like Superman II, whose title character is caught between an early retirement with Lois Lane, and Terence Stamp’s iconic portrayal of General Zod. On the surface, there is very little to separate the first two movies in Christopher Reeve’s series, with both sitting comfortably around the 90% mark on Rotten Tomatoes, but the sequel gets the nod for better understanding its protagonist. Incidentally, The Richard Donner Cut turns one of the best comic book sequels into one of the genre’s best ever movies. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 8:01:41 PM #11 | 4. A History of Violence http://screenrant3.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/Viggo-Mortensen-in-A-History-of-Violence.jpg Starting out as another graphic novel from Paradox Press, A History of Violence was adapted into a 2005 movie directed by David Cronenberg. Only, Cronenberg had no idea that the script was based on a comic book, which is a glowing endorsement of John Wagner’s original story if ever there was one, and the movie itself comes across as so subtle and naturalistic that you can understand the director’s oversight. The neo-noir thriller offers a deep character study on Tom McKenna (Viggo Mortensen), a quiet restaurant owner trying to keep his violent past a secret. The less you know about the explosive finale the better, but an Oscar-nomination for Josh Olson’s adapted screenplay is all the evidence you need that A History of Violence is a criminally underseen movie. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:59:40 PM #9 | 5. Wonder Woman http://screenrant3.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/0.wonderwoman-1.jpg We’re not sure just yet how Wonder Woman will stand the test of time, but if anything bodes well for the future, it’s a current approval rating of 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. The fourth DCEU entry and comfortably the best of the lot, Wonder Woman follows Diana Prince first through Thymescira, and then through America in the midst of the First World War. While Chris Pine is fantastic in both scenarios, nailing the fish-out-of-water comedy and the drama of war in equal parts, make no mistake: this is Wonder Woman’s movie. The lead character is left isolated in the past so as to avoid the inevitable Justice League distractions, and what follows is a character-driven piece in which Gal Gadot truly shines. The underdeveloped villains that come with modern superhero movies keep it from being absolute perfection, but they highlight further the personal story that ensures Diana remains the best character in the DCEU. Most of all, Wonder Woman does the seemingly impossible, and makes an origin story feel fresh again. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:58:50 PM #7 | 6. V For Vendetta http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/V-for-Vendetta.jpg The movie responsible for Alan Moore’s distaste for adaptations of his own source material, V for Vendetta is admittedly not for everyone, touching on controversial themes that Moore claimed were unfaithful to those of the graphic novel. But even at its worst, the Wachowski-written script is rapid and thought-provoking, while Hugo Weaving in particular gives a committed performance that allows you to fully identify with his masked anti-hero. With the totalitarian world entirely realized by the final act, director James McTeigue allows events to descend into beautifully-structured anarchy (in every sense of the word). The film draws to a close with a slow-motion underground stand-off choreographed to perfection, and a display of urban destruction rarely captured in modern cinema. Ironically, V for Vendetta signs off as the single best adaptation of Moore’s work. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:58:19 PM #6 | 7. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mask-of-phantasm.jpg A spin-off of the acclaimed Batman: The Animated Series, 1993’s Mask of the Phantasm blends the dark tone of Tim Burton’s Gotham City with animation for an altogether unique Dark Knight experience. The plot hits some familiar notes, as Batman is hunted for a crime he didn’t commit, but at its core is an emotional thread rarely associated with the character. This all leads to a genuinely jaw-dropping reveal as the Phantasm is unmasked, and Batman is left dealing with a villain for whom he almost gave up the cape several years before. The backstory with Andrea Beaumont is as good as comic lore for some fans, who have universally accepted Phantasm as one of the most faithful Batman adaptations. Add the iconic voices of Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill, and you’ve got yourself one of the best animated superhero films of all time. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:56:49 PM #5 | 8. Superman http://screenrant0.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/0.superman.jpg It seems strange to think that even in this modern age of special effects and endless possibilities, the movie to best capture the spirit of the Superman comics came almost 40 years ago. Richard Donner’s first Superman movie is innocent and heroic, and for everything that works in Man of Steel, the 2013 reboot is definitively neither of those things. Christopher Reeve gives what is still the quintessential Superman performance, dispelling the myth that Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses and a different hairstyle by playing both characters with recognizably different personalities. On reflection, Gene Hackman is better than the dialogue he’s given by Godfather writer Mario Puzo, but the minor issues with story and performance are far outweighed by groundbreaking visuals and effortless charm. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:55:52 PM #4 | 9. Batman http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/Batman89.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop Batman isn’t quite as true to Tim Burton’s initial vision as Batman Returns, but its marginally lighter tone and understated sense of humor makes all the difference in its overall ranking. Prior to the movie’s debut, there hadn’t been a theatrically-released Batman film since 1966, and we all know how that turned out. Batman 89 was the perfect gateway into a new era of Batman movies, maintaining the fun of Adam West’s depiction, but at the same time taking itself entirely seriously. Bruce Wayne is a brutally tortured character this time around, as Michael Keaton silences the 50,000 Batman fans who sent complaints to Warner Bros. over his casting. There could be no more perfect villain for this version of Batman than the Joker, who chips away at any sanity Bruce has left, and Jack Nicholson’s genuinely unhinged performance sets in motion a rivalry that has become one of DC’s greatest assets. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:54:52 PM #3 | 15. The Dark Knight Rises http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Christian-Bale-as-Batman-and-Tom-Hardy-as-Bane-in-The-Dark-Knight-Rises.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 14. Man of Steel http://screenrant3.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Superman-Man-Steel.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 13. Road to Perdition http://screenrant0.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Tom-Hanks-Quiz-Road-to-Perdition.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 12. Watchmen http://screenrant3.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/manhattan-crudup.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 11. The Lego Batman Movie http://screenrant3.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/LEGO-Batman-Movie-Batman-2.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 10. Batman Returns http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Michael-Keaton-as-Batman-and-Danny-DeVito-as-Penguin-in-Batman-Returns.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 20 Best DC Movies Ever Made, Ranked |
spudger 06/02/17 7:53:16 PM #1 | 20. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice http://screenrant0.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Ben-Affleck-Batman-V-Superman-Power-Armor.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 19. Superman Returns http://screenrant0.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Brandon-Routh-in-Superman-Returns.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 18. Constantine http://screenrant0.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/Keanu-Reeves-in-Constantine.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 17. RED http://screenrant2.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/Red-With-Helen-Mirren-and-John-Malkovich.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop 16. Batman: The Movie http://screenrant1.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/Adam-West-Batman-Burt-Ward-Robin-Batcave.jpg?auto=format&cs=tinysrgb&q=100&w=786&h=393&fit=crop --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Guy counting his drug money on Facebook Live gets raided by cops |
spudger 06/02/17 7:47:22 PM #20 | Paper_Okami posted... lmao --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | I'm the only person in my group of frirends that DOESN'T have a tattoo |
spudger 06/02/17 7:38:31 PM #1 | Why does everyone and their mom have tats now days? its not cool anymore. everyone has them now, the trend is played out. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/02/17 7:35:32 PM #8 | yanksfan4247 posted... How did ya ass get fired on its day off TC? racism --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | They should have had Gal Gadot bulk up more. |
spudger 06/02/17 7:35:13 PM #19 | Feline_Heart posted... She should've had this body type gross, no. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/02/17 7:31:38 PM #6 | |
Topic | German music festival evacuated, terrorist threat forces 80,000 to flee |
spudger 06/02/17 7:04:11 PM #9 | Scorsese2002 posted... Fans appeared to be pouring out in an orderly fashion ... no stampede at all. In fact, thousands were singing along as they filed out of the Nuernburgring stadium good on 'em --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | They should have had Gal Gadot bulk up more. |
spudger 06/02/17 7:01:43 PM #11 | She would also make a good WW. But I think Gadot is a great fit as well. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | So I Marathoned Wonder Woman, Baywatch, and Alien Covenant -||- AMA |
spudger 06/02/17 7:00:18 PM #5 | i think you've made these topics before and your ratings were also horrible then. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | In Wonder Woman can we see Gal Gadot doing it doggy style? |
spudger 06/02/17 6:54:47 PM #14 | super sperm vs. super eggs --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Move over RompHims, male lacey shorts are coming this summer |
spudger 06/02/17 6:49:14 PM #5 | this looks like a shot for an In Living Color skit http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_720_noupscale/5931c2762100003c00aa2110.jpeg --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | My ass is a lot like Friday |
spudger 06/02/17 6:48:08 PM #1 | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Wishing_Well_at_the_Vale_Grove.jpg ? --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | 6 of 10 largest cities agree to hold goals to Paris Climate Agreement |
spudger 06/01/17 11:12:21 PM #40 | --kresnik-- posted... ChromaticAngel posted...--kresnik-- posted...The people are more important. Period. I have to assume you are trolling. no one could possibly be this stupid. --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
Topic | Google alters the definition of the word "fascism." |
spudger 06/01/17 11:08:33 PM #44 | DeltaRayquaza posted... ChromaticAngel posted...GODTIER posted...but if it was a left wing liberal system it wouldnt be fascism at all --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html |
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