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Chapter 7

"Eggman you baka" shadows mumbled. His cheeks lit up. "fine I will track down Sonic if it will get you to stop talking"

"yes shadow" Eggma purred. "This much you have my opromise"

but Eggman kpt a secret from Shadow. the truth of it was a secret, only known to him. Because Eggman was pregnant again with a baby, and this baby wasn't shaows baby at all. It could ionly have been Sonic's,.

"Egads!" Eggman yeklled,. "Shadow you must go and find sonic before he fles with our child."

"God Eggman chill you doofus" "God Eggman chill you doofus"

when they hang up Shadow looks to the sky. "Sonic" he thought o himself. "Its been a while...but this will be..our final enconter. Chaos countrol!"

shadow was gone, his serial left behind. Only Sonic knew waht was waioting for him. Only Sonic...and a mystery figure lurking in the bushes.

:"Heh he heh...if only Shadow knew the truth...that Eggmans' baby wasn't his baby at all, but mine! And I will claim my child even if I have to destroy all of Sonics world to get it back..."

to be continued

Well nobody's talking about it with me! I want to be showered with praise or possibly arrested, whichever comes first.

who on earth is talking about this lmao

+ Sonic the Hedgehog 3 | Credits | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8bNZboAPfc

egg throb

bompo

Chapter 6

eggman froze like an egg in a freezer

shadow grinned malevolantly "come on doctor surely you remember our llittle agreement"

"no no! Our agreement was thatg would you suipply me with an ultimate egg and that I woul birth it into existance. Nothing more." Eggman blushed deeply. it was all for science. that was all. For science.

Science had no place for the human heart.........

"well thats TOO BAD doctor" shadow continued over the phone. "I beleive our business has concluded. You havenothing more to give me"

Shadow went to hang up

"......NO SHADOW. tHERE IS something else I do have to give you. Shadow tbhed Hedgehofg....I will give you...my heart."

shadow paused

eggman took a deep breath. What was he doing>? He needed Shadow..in more thanone way. "Shadow...I will be your... Ultimate Wifeform."

to be continued

bompo the hedgehog may yet make an appearance...

i'm afraid this story must end due to the new ban on hornyposting

eggtoberfest is upon us

how about some egg

egg

Chapter 6 April Fool's Edition

The twisted wreckage of the Egg Carrier jutted out at impossible angles. The formerly verdant landscape of Green Hill Zone, once besotted with lush palm trees, perfectly angled loop-de-loops, and a vast, sun-spotted lake, was now nothing more than a cemetery of machinery. The sickening crunch of metal on earth still filled Eggman's nostrils. He wondered how many creatures had been crushed under the weight of his glorious battle cruiser, how many more lay trapped, their tiny bodies mangled beyond repair.

This is your fault, you meddlesome hedgehog, Eggman thought. Let today be a pox upon your conscience. This is what happens when you resist. These lives have been taken by your actions.

A plume of dense smoke coated the sun. Eggman sighed.

And I so liked that ship.

Chapter 5

it was a dark and stormy night at gun headquarters when shadow answered the phone

"EGGMAN! what do you weant"

"ho ho ho ho! shadow the hedgehofg i have need of your...services" eggman grinned diabetically

shadow's fists trembling as he hel;d his phone "i cant not bbelieve you doctor. you caught me at a bad time.I was looking for my fiber one cluisters"

"what"

"i have a 75cent off coupon"

"shadow you fool! this is serious! i ned you to go after Sonic! He has abconsded with my baby"

Shadow arced an eyebrow. "Oh? Don't you mean...

OUR BABY"

to be continued

foolm0r0n posted...

Autism levels have somehow increased itt

do you have a sonic OC you would like to add to the story

they can be bumpo's friend

eggman has a baby bomp
bompo the hedgehog
bompo is brave and strong

this is worldbuilding

won't be around for a few days, need to keep this bumped

The plot has many layers.

Chapter 4

it waas springtime in GUN building

when shadow the hedgehog walked down the street doing his grocery shopping

"wheres that DAMN mayonaise" he walked down the aisle

shadow had the day off from GUN so he was trying to take care of some business. he put his good shoes at the cleaners and got his spines waxed. but groceries were a challenge for shadow who grew up on a space colony and never had to buy coffee for himself

"i need the DAMN folgers" he said

shadow was busy making sure he had the right coupons when his GUN alarm went off! he rolled his eyes didn't they know he had the day off

"shadow" a voice said

"didn't you know I have the day off" shadow said

"ho ho ho ho"

That wasn't the gun commanders voice...

to be continued

Chapter 3

When Eggman hopped on his Egg Carier he knew he had to act fast. Because whatever Sonic did, he would have to be faster. "Sonic you fool! I will made sure I win the race! Ho ho ho ho!"

"But doctor eggman" Orbot said "Sonic is the DEFINITION of fast"

"Orbot you fool! There is one being on Sonic's world faster than Sonic. And it is........" Eggman paused. He knew deep down there was noobdy faster than Sonic but he couldn'tlose face infront of his robots. "My new robot! He is faster than Sonic."

":o" said Oerbit

Ho ho ho ho! Eggman thought. There is no new robot. But Orbot doesn't have to know that little factoid. He was so clever. He was the eggman, and he had the master plan!

BUUT then Eggman felt a rustling in his man cervix. "How can this be? I'm pregnant AGAIN?? But this baby is not Sonic. It must be Sonic's baby. How did he impregnante me so soon after I gave birth to him? He truly is the fastest thing alive..."

There was no time to waste. If he didn't act soon, Sonic would defeat him. He had to rescue his baby from Sonic before Sonic impregnated him again. "This requires drastic measures." He took out his egg cell and spoke dangerous words:

"Yes, this is the Eggman. Get me the ultimate lifeform. Tell him his services are needed again..."

to be continued

chapter2

"hellol robuttnik" sonic said

Eggman was confused. "But Sonic youn are not my baby"

"That's right!" Sonic said from the tiny pouch in Eggamn's stomach. "I've stolen your baby! We must go on an adventure to get him back!"

"Gadzooks!" Eggman cried. "I cannoit team up with my worst nemeses. But my robot child NEEDS me"

Sonic burst out of Eggman's stomach with a mighty cry of "GOTTA GO FAST EGGIES"

"Ho ho ho ho! Now the game was afoot!" Now the game was afoot! I'll get you Sonic and get back my baby too. Eggman hopped in his battle cruieser and followed the blue hedgehog. This would take all his cunning but he knew he was up for it because he was the eggman and he had the master plan.

But Sonic had a plan too...

to be continued

rwlh posted...

time for my eggman mpreg fanfic to be born

"Good mornings world" the eggman said. "It is time to give birth to a newborn babe"

"I have biogenetically engineered the perfect baby.He will have 300 IQ like me and be a genius in all things also like me"

"You will make a great father" said Orbot and Cubot

But when Eggman gave birth to the baby......the baby was

"SONIC??????"

to be continued

eggman and a half

time for my eggman mpreg fanfic to be born

this topic is sexy and smooth

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spinning on a bump

bump 2 bump, it's spinning on a...pump?
(have i done this one already)

you can bump anything

toot toot, topic warrior

it's YOUR topic

no one has the right to bump it if you don't want them to

rwlh posted...

I thought other people said they would bump this if I didn't

and that's NO GOOD

I thought other people said they would bump this if I didn't

One more bump, I think.

if you're strong, you can post
you can reach the other...most
of the rainbow

i've finally found you

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Anybody else?

get a LOAD of THIS (topic)

Nice work skull!

eggs

maiden heights

snoic

here to drop a historic beat

i've got the MASTER PLAN

I'm going to start nominating some characters. Feel free to use or disregard as you see fit!

Nominate:
Chris McLean (Total Drama)

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