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RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Where are the "think about the children!" GOPers at when shit like this is said by their own officials?

They're too busy calling trans people rapists and pedophiles.

In order of stupidity displayed

BMW's (Have literally never seen a good driver in one. Never. If you drive a Beemer here's a tip, getting mad because the other cars don't start revolving around you as soon as you start driving is not a reason to drive like a maniac.)
Mercedes
Audi
Tesla
Trumper chud trucks (We get it. You're totally not short and have a huge penis, guy.)
Cadillac
Nissan (Altimas specifically. Why do they always have body damage?)

I've noticed it's primarily luxury car drivers who are thoughtless dicks and assholes on the road (shocking, I know)

trappedunderice posted...

They are pure garbage, the only good jurassic park movie was the first one.

This is simply untrue.

The Lost World was good despite some astoundingly stupid moments (WHY are you STILL WEARING the GODDAMN JACKET covered in BABY T-REX BLOOD when you LITERALLY STATED how GOOD THEIR SENSE OF SMELL IS.)

3 was meh but watchable. (That Spino's spine would have been crushed like tissue paper once that T-Rex got ahold of it's neck, btw)

Jurassic World was a good first installment, it had a lot of member berries but was a lot of fun.

Fallen Kingdom was good until they left the island. Everything at the mansion was garbo.

Dominion was way too human focused, and I don't give a fuck about giant locusts. And the Giga felt wasted considering it did two things the whole movie. (jack and shit)

The second trilogy is inarguably the weaker trilogy though.

I had one done when I broke my shoulder bike riding. I barely fit in the damn thing, but fortunately despite being mildly uncomfortable I managed to stay still for the duration.

ClayGuida posted...

Def Jam Vendetta and FFNY were amazing.

DJV was a great THQ style wrestling game, and the finishers in that were brutal as well.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51PB_H5vgTk&pp=ygUhZGVmIGphbSB2ZW5kZXR0YSBhbGwgYmxhemluIG1vdmVz

Prismsblade posted...

This just reminds me that TRUMP printed and spent trillions during Covid that caused untold inflation over the years but today have literally nothing good to show for it.

Went ahead and fixed that for you.

Trump printed two trillion dollars to pump into and prop up the stock market as it started sagging during Covid, since like most rich out of touch fuckheads, Rich Person Smiley Line is somehow the only metric that the country's financial condition is based on.

And how long did that two trillion last before it vanished into vapor?

Two hours.

Two. Fucking. Hours.

Example #963367865324579985322 shitzillion of "rich motherfucker has no idea how the real world works".

ForsakenHermit posted...

I love it how the right went from virtue signaling about they don't riot when their candidate loses like some did after Hillary lost to storming the Capitol when Slug Virus lost.

Hypocrisy is a core tenet of being a republican.

Shinobi120 posted...

It's the truth, whatever you want to hear it or not.

I can't hear anything over the sound of you no longer being an active member.

darkace77450 posted...

He moved quickly...to assure the public that there was nothing to fear. Meanwhile, he was shitting his pants over Covid in a private interview with Bob Woodward.

Yet another thing that we literally have him on tape doing that repubs just conveniently ignore.

Agent_Stroud posted...

Looks like somebodys going to lose their ability to own and use a firearm in addition to some possible jail time.

In Tennessee? Lol.

Rowdy54 posted...

I often wonder what it's like to be so afraid of everything and the world around me that I'd just start shooting blindly into the darkness. I mean holy shit.

The republican party is all about hate and fear. That's why it's all Faux News pumps into their faces 24 hours a day.

McMarbles posted...

Karmas at almost 7000, what do you think?

Two more to go and we can all do the meme!

NintendoGamer83 posted...

Reminder that mod discretion exists and that ANYTHING will get modded if they choose to... regardless of what the written rules say

Yeah yeah yeah, "mod bias" claims from a known troll shitposter account from the chudreddits.

*dismissive wanking gesture*

You guys really need some new material.

Bird was on another level. He was a fucking baller who talked trash and backed it up.

Butterfiles posted...

I still don't understand what QAnon actually even is other than generalized right wing lunacy

See, here's the thing...

Good luck! I have a friend starting them soon. It's just about all he's talking about.

*casts a contemplative glance at the endless examples of over-the-top, unprovoked police brutality over the past decade*

Yeah, I'm thinking they probably shouldn't have 'roids, unless they're prescribed for an injury. Those bullies are committing enough murders and assaults already.

metralo posted...

yeah, they are. for 6 dollars. frame it appropriately so you don't sound like a moron. valid criticisms don't need to be exaggerated 10fold

Oh wow, I was off by 14 whole dollars? How egregious of me to use mild hyperbole.

Also,

Metralo: *says I sound like a moron.*

Also metralo: "20 is 10 times 6!"

There's will be dummies who do this, then we'll release some arms dealer warlord to get them back.

"Where do you get those numbers from?"

"....B-DUUUUUUHHHHHH..."

Gee, I wonder what the odds are that his numbers are complete fictional bullshit that he literally made up because no one ever calls him on his "everyone is saying it" bullshit?

Gee, I wonder.

--Zero- posted...

What a weird obsession with this site.

He had control of one of the gamefaqs chudreddits for a time where they would cry about being moderated fairly, then gave it to Tails which allowed it to turn into the bigot-filled whackjobville it is now.

metralo posted...

can you at least criticize them in a way that isn't made up in your mind

Oh, they're not charging extra for the new characters?

Capcom: "That'll be $19.99. Each."

ablegator posted...

The point of the topic emerges.

Im amazed he's slamming on Oregon and not California. I should take a picture, this topic is like spotting a unicorn.

Jokeaccountinc posted...

Woah, this user was sent to the one-way ticket out of being able to discuss politics anymore.

Good riddance to another longtime chud.

superben posted...

Lulz. You used to spam the dbg board begging people to post kefla pics.

He also has openly lamented his desire for a hot Asian girlfriend.

Maybe it's just me, but I think the odds of that happening would be better if you didn't spend a significant portion of the last decade trolling a video game forum.

I go to Capriotti's now. Blows Subway out of the water.

Well, Bill's done selling his books now, so he can stop pretending to not be all in on republican authoritarianism.

Trump took the #1 spot the instant he incited a coup attempt in our nation's capitol.

Opie was that show's unfunny one so he had to constantly do shock-jocky shit like that. He'd also constantly spoil movies on air.

Euripides posted...

Since every accusation is an admission of guilt by Trump, I can only assume that Don Jr. or Eric has a laptop full of salacious content

Their father literally admitted out loud to people that he would regularly storm into the dressing rooms of the underage participants in the pageants he was hosting while they were changing.

This is also where I'll remind you he was really good buddies with Epstein.

darkace77450 posted...

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2024/04/24/donald-trump-unindicted-co-conspirator- in-false-electors-plot-michigan-rudy-giuliani-mark-meadows/73420368007/

Let's fix that "unindicted" part, shall we?

I want those 91 indictments to hit an even hundo.

Why is it always the most fishbowl headed dorks talking about "securing genetic legacy"?

Bruh who's trying to secure this shit?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/18b234da.jpg

darkace77450 posted...

Would being called a fraud or a sexual predator upset him more, I wonder.

Neither. Being exposed as not as rich as he claims would be way more devastating to him, because for him its all about appearances and ego.

PowerMan5000000 posted...

I always think of Magic The Gathering from that acronym ugh

I've taken to referring to her as Empty-G. Phonetically it sounds the same.

Full_Pokedex posted...

If enough young people don't vote because of Israel he might lose.

Its already been established repeatedly that you have no clue what you're talking about in regards to topics like this, and you just regurgitate your right wing parent's talking points.

Just one of the many reasons repubs are not going to have a fun November.

JlM posted...

I've got my hazmat suit and Purge gear ready. If any reefer zombie tries to take my Albanese gummy bears, I've got a sharpened umbrella they gotta get past.

Ah, a fellow man of culture.

Those and Black Forest are my two favorite brands.

My smoking circle meets weekly, but we always go ham on that day.

thronedfire2 posted...

I don't see anything wrong

I had a gandalf style pipe once

The actual name of a "Gandalf-style pipe" is a "churchwarden". Just FYI.

CADE_FOSTER posted...

Sleepy Trump

Remember all the "Sleepy Joe" nonsense?

Say it with me: "It's ALWAYS projection."

Vicious_Dios posted...

I'm just glad that all of those weird cringy fetishes (feet, furry, etc) topics are finally gone. It wouldn't be an issue if I could delete them from the topic list instead of having to go in them to do so.

Idgaf about them banning politics, though. Looks like those people who obsessed over it already got the permanent Paul Bunyan axe or learned to talk about ANYTHING else.

Lmao, look at this guy trying to pretend he wasn't part of the problem.

How many times has your account been purg'd over the years? 100? 200?

BDSMKane posted...

I know Johannes Mehserle was one of the most egregious shootings, and they only got a little over a year in prison. There was also Patrick Feaster that was equally horrible, and he never even had charges pressed. Both were caught on video essentially executing the victim.

There's also Daniel Shaver's killers.

That was the one where they executed a sobbing, begging, unarmed man who was crawling towards them and trying to make sense of the nonsensical and contradictory orders they were shouting at him for daring to reach down and pull his shorts up because they were falling down.

After they were cleared, one of the murderers fled the country to Thailand (as all innocent people do), and the triggerman himself (who literally had "You're fucked" etched into his gun) was reinstated to the police force long enough to earn his pension, so the widow gets to know that her taxes are helping support the man who made her a widow and her children fatherless.

I'm still amazed they all didn't get a food-borne illness after carrying raw hamburger around all day out of refrigeration.

STEROLIZER posted...

The guys weapon was a cable lock. Trained officers should be able to physically restrain a perpetrator wielding a bike lock without the use of deadly force.

Have you considered that the officers probably feared for their lives? That makes any and all measure of response A-ok!

viewmaster_pi posted...

yeah and if i'm being honest, i kind of would prefer not to see this stuff posted here at all. ignorance is bliss, as they say

Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance is how organizations rampant with shit like this get away with it. (Looking at you, Christianity and law enforcement)

hockeybabe89 posted...

The crazy thing is that he literally finds it a win that people are mocking him over spending money on a vendetta against a message board.

I've said it before, but when you're as much of a life loser as that crew is, you have to invent victories for yourself.

Like Family Guy and The Simpsons, I used to watch regularly, now barely watch at all, if ever.

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Tony has barely posted on CE. I think he prefers reddit more now.

And Tony was likely a right wing troll too, just parodying being a left winger.