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| Topic | The President, on sports team names |
| mustachedmystic 07/06/20 2:23:37 PM #6 | Sure, 'cause when you think strength, you think Cardinals, Oreos, and Red Socks. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Some lady at work literally asked, what size is a medium drink? |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 7:51:51 PM #8 | TC, did you expect people to be all like "LOL, that lady is stupid!"? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Is this pic racist? |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 7:47:57 PM #10 | I'm offended by the guy smoking over the grill. No one wants ashy meat! --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Yo my new t-shirt arrived on Friday EARLY!!! |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 7:36:28 PM #6 | That shirt is the 21'st century equivalent of a dunce cap. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | How can I protect my lemon tree... |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 7:27:44 PM #6 | The Popo posted... Keep it at an impound lot. Have street toughs on motorbikes guard it. And indulge in the sweet, sweet lemons. But, keep an eye(and ear) out, in case some doings happen to transpire. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | You ever take a game ending shit? |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 6:21:02 PM #9 | I had a broken rib, and didn't shit for 4 days thanks to the pain medication. When I finally went, it was like passing a large jagged piece of granite. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Liv Tyler is literally the most fuckable person alive |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 6:10:20 PM #21 | I have fond memories of the Crazy video. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | COVID test |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 5:53:35 PM #8 | Kazi1212 posted... I'm someone whos gone through surgeries my entire life and I can tell you the COVID test was one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever experienced. Well that sucks. The main reason I'm more nervous about the test is that it'll be the first time I've had a swab shoved up my nose, whereas this will be my second surgery. Is it pain, or discomfort? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | COVID test |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 5:48:27 PM #4 | REMercsChamp posted... It goes ALL the way in my friend. Watch a video they're on youtube. You can feel the pain resonate through your monitor. Words will suffice, I don't need the visual in my head. The test is making me more nervous than the surgery. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | COVID test |
| mustachedmystic 07/05/20 5:11:57 PM #1 | Anyone here get one? I need to get one for an upcoming surgery, and I was curious. How far do they stick the swab up your nose, and is it very uncomfortable? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Who is the better action woman? |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:38:20 PM #16 | I haven't seen enough of their movies to judge, so I'm just gonna vote for the hottest one, Charlize. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | UK PM Boris Johnson claims he refuses to be bullied into kneeling for BLM |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:36:09 PM #10 | Someone should bully him into combing his hair. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Who is the better action woman? |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:33:27 PM #12 | TopKekBro posted... Charlize could kick the ass of many CEmen lolEMost CEmen would let her. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | The Largest Black Guns March in American History is Happening Right Now |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:26:13 PM #8 | RustyFerret posted... Sweet! Dude! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLX6KSdWcQ --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | The Largest Black Guns March in American History is Happening Right Now |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:22:39 PM #3 | Aren't most guns black? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | I used to think the umbilical cord was attached to the penis |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:21:27 PM #6 | I knew this guy who thought the cop that visited his grade school classroom was really named Officer Friendly. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Remember when Obama bowed and Fox News lost their shit. |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:05:51 PM #5 | My bad, sarcasm can be hard to detect on the net, and it's even harder here. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | My fingers are tired from screenshotting all the girls in red/white/blue bikinis |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:04:40 PM #20 | skimmed right past that post, my bad. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Remember when Obama bowed and Fox News lost their shit. |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 8:02:35 PM #3 | He saluted a North Korean officer? This isn't fake? How the fuck haven't I seen this before? Choco posted... all i'm seeing is trump owning the libs hardcore Trumper please! If Obama did this, y'all would never stop bitching about it. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | My fingers are tired from screenshotting all the girls in red/white/blue bikinis |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 7:51:45 PM #18 | Why would a PUA be wasting his time with screenshots when he could be out getting laid? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Michael Jordan and Shaquille O'Neal both had movies in the 90s. |
| mustachedmystic 07/04/20 7:36:41 PM #6 | You cannot have a topic about movies starring basketball players without mentioning Double team. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119013/ --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | How many bee stings have you suffered in your life? |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 8:34:44 PM #5 | None, but I was stung by a wasp once. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | For Sale: My soul. |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 7:56:16 PM #20 | AlisLandale posted... The Devil is a clown who cant even win a fiddle contest against some hick Um, if there's one thing hicks can do, it's play the fiddle. To paraphrase Kahn Souphanousinphone, blugrass music is hard to play, because it was designed to be played by people with six fingers. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | The more think about it. Why did Steve go back Laura in Family Matters |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 7:49:01 PM #9 | Remember the episode where --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | So money DOESN'T guarantee you a cute white chick either wtf? |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 2:31:06 PM #12 | Poor Vegy, you'll probably die before you get your cute white chick. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Back to the Future is crossing over with Transformers |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 2:19:57 PM #2 | Add in a little Forrest Gump, and they'll really have something. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Should I go to the drive thru strip club in my city? |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 2:15:05 PM #4 | That's just fucking sad. How hard up for a cheap thrill do you gotta be? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | If you recognize this then you're a real gamer |
| mustachedmystic 07/03/20 2:05:04 PM #3 | Oh no! I'm not a real gamer! --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Are you scared you may get covid 19? |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 8:49:13 PM #19 | I'm getting surgery next week, I wonder if I should worry about getting it in the hospital. From what I understand, they keep the COVID patients separate from everyone else, so I'm thinking no. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | as someone that hates dancing, can someone explain to me why girls like it so? |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 8:32:38 PM #18 | No_U_L7 posted... i live in a HUGE city in california lmao Doesn't matter. When a woman sleeps with a man who isn't any good, and his bed smells like a year of accumulated BO, she tells everyone she knows. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | The more think about it. Why did Steve go back Laura in Family Matters |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 8:26:30 PM #7 | DD Divine posted... Myra was wayyy hotter! Those titties A thousand times hotter. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | as someone that hates dancing, can someone explain to me why girls like it so? |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 8:24:27 PM #16 | Women talk, if you got laid half as often as you pretend to, every female in whatever city you live in would know that you are a smelly dead fish by now. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | as someone that hates dancing, can someone explain to me why girls like it so? |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 8:12:20 PM #9 | You expect people to think you are a PUA? --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | The more think about it. Why did Steve go back Laura in Family Matters |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 8:08:48 PM #2 | I'm having trouble remembering. In the end, --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Woman assaults police horse to startle it, gets the kicks |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 7:55:37 PM #42 | I hate it when the appropriate Simpsons clip for a topic isn't on YouTube. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Herman Cain Sick with COVID-19 After Attending Trump Rally |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 7:52:05 PM #74 | Taharqa_ posted...
The fella to his right looks like a black Jerry Stiller. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Tomi Lahren SHOOTS HARD on our generation |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 7:38:12 PM #28 | I have no idea who that is *looks up Tomi Lahren* Wait, she's 27?!? This kind of stupidity can only come from a Republican. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Does your body fight off colds pretty quick? |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 7:30:01 PM #7 | DespondentDeity posted... I'm incapable of getting sick. I wouldn't advertise that, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in a US military laboratory, --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Does your body fight off colds pretty quick? |
| mustachedmystic 07/02/20 7:29:08 PM #6 | Poop2 posted... i cant even remember the last time i actually got sick. This, the last time I've had cold like symptoms was from the flu shot in 2018. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas pedestrians |
| mustachedmystic 07/01/20 8:50:12 PM #7 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUB39xFtsw --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | hydration is fucking insane |
| mustachedmystic 07/01/20 8:48:49 PM #6 | I drink 2 or more gallons most days. I haven't had yellow pee in at least 2 years. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Trump said the coronavirus is just going to disappear. TODAY. he said that TODAY |
| mustachedmystic 07/01/20 8:21:05 PM #18 | mrgoatthief posted... Happy Canada day I'm not a Canuck, but I sang Oh Canada along with the one of the dj's on my local dad rock station this morning. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | Can you beat Super Mario Bros. in under 5 minutes? |
| mustachedmystic 06/30/20 7:53:42 PM #13 | I'm sure I could. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | So uh this is a real photo of Trump |
| mustachedmystic 06/30/20 7:51:24 PM #16 | Fun fact, Trump's hair is really just one really long hair, fashioned into what we all see. Funner fact, if you were to stretch out his one hair. it would run from Seattle to Sacramento. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | A genie grants you a hot night of consensual sex with one (1) celebrity |
| mustachedmystic 06/30/20 6:23:45 PM #30 | Pope_Francis_I posted... Fine then. Helen Hunt. I had a thing for her back in the Mad About You days. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | What is your resting blood pressure? |
| mustachedmystic 06/30/20 6:22:20 PM #3 | Between 120/70, and 140/90. When I was in the hospital 3 years ago, my blood pressure was crazy high, like 190/120 iirc. Anyways, they were so concerned they kept me for an extra day after my pacemaker surgery. I was on blood pressure medicine for a while, but for some reason my cardiologist wouldn't write me a script, and I didn't have a GP at the time. Now I keep it in check with exercise, and apple cider vinegar. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
| Topic | A genie grants you a hot night of consensual sex with one (1) celebrity |
| mustachedmystic 06/30/20 6:14:30 PM #20 | Lots of good responses in this topic, except for, Pope_Francis_I posted... Sally Field ugh, not that she's that unattractive, but I've never found her very appealing for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlehP761fE8 SaltyWet posted... Rashida Jones.As I've said before, there's just something about her, she's so damn hot. --- Maybe she died to show us to stay the hell away from dynamite. - Jack Lost |
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