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TopicJust got a retractable metal straw AMA
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 3:04:23 PM
#9
People have literally died from metal straws.

Dunno if retractable though
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TopicWould you marry into the Trump family?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 3:02:23 PM
#10
darkphoenix181 posted...
You could be a vocal liberal Trump and have a twitter war with your father in law.

Imagine the ratings
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TopicCute redhead girl I had a crush on in high school got fat
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:58:52 PM
#3
I got fat
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TopicWould you marry into the Trump family?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:58:15 PM
#5
gna647 posted...
Absolutely

bang the daylights out of ivanka then divorce her for half her cash

They make you sign an iron prenup
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TopicWould you marry into the Trump family?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:56:35 PM
#4
YugiNoob posted...
Would bang Ivanka.

...Assuming Donny sr. didnt get in there first <_<


You have to marry her first
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TopicDo I have to tell my new gf that I'm gonna keep seeing sex workers?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:55:53 PM
#3
Is this a copy pasta?
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TopicWould you marry into the Trump family?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:55:05 PM
#1
Say Ivanka divorced Jared, or if Donald Jr proposed.
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:45:07 PM
#55
Duncanwii posted...

Ban them from leaving the country. And if they try throw them in prison and strip them of their money.


Yeah this will work
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TopicLittle Mike Matei (AVGN's friend) beats Ninja Gaiden with no deaths/sub weapons
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:42:56 PM
#3
little


Hey man why u gotta be like that
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TopicYou see a girl thats a perfect 10 walking down the street, wat do you say to her
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:38:06 PM
#76
darkphoenix181 posted...


2 Lesbians kissing at a park passionately.

No_U_L7 walks up.

No_U_L7 : That was a hot kiss, but it could be hotter if you let me join in.

Lesbians: gross get away

No_U_L7 : cmon, you never know if you like it till you try it. I slept with lesbians before.


So how does the story end?
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TopicIs criticism for The Last Jedi mainly legitimate or Russian/political trolling?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:33:13 PM
#9
darkphoenix181 posted...


If they can make us hate TLJ, they will rule the world!


They already control US and UK elections so they pretty much already do
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TopicDo you think women who hate Trump would have a romantic dinner with him?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:31:42 PM
#3
Yes because women are attracted to power
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Topic*clicks Edit Script* *nothing happens*
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:31:14 PM
#4
Notepad++ then
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TopicIs criticism for The Last Jedi mainly legitimate or Russian/political trolling?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:30:11 PM
#5
Russian bots. Definitely Russian bots.
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Topic*clicks Edit Script* *nothing happens*
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:27:31 PM
#2
Linux bro
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TopicTrump refuses to back recognition of Armenian Genocide after Erdogan threat
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:25:40 PM
#26
Bio1590 posted...
Crazy theory: The Senate finally allowed it to pass (after the GOP blocked it earlier) because they knew Trump would veto it (either actually or through a pocket veto), and they have no intention of overriding his veto on it.


Not crazy at all. Very few outcomes in Washington are ever unexpected by anyone
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TopicMy girl Tulsi needs ONE MILLION DOLLARS by the year-end to stay competitive.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:24:08 PM
#8
shockthemonkey posted...
Who is she staying competitive with?

Beto?
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:23:01 PM
#43
SauI_Goodman posted...
If you get a chance read Secrecy World. The amount of stuff the rich will do to avoid paying taxes is unbelievable.


They don't even have to do it themselves. Just pay a tax advisor a small percentage commission and they'll do it all for you
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:22:22 PM
#42
Balrog0 posted...


fuckin ireland


Can't blame them tho can you?
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TopicTrump refuses to back recognition of Armenian Genocide after Erdogan threat
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:18:51 PM
#23
Bio1590 posted...
Really what this comes down to is two things:

1) Trump is really, really desperate for the cash having his name on two towers in Turkey is bringing in. And I say "really, really" because it's supposedly less than $1M/year.

2) Turkey really did intercept a call between Kushner and Saudi Arabia that involved Kushner giving the go-ahead to SA to kidnap Khashoggi and they're sitting on the audio and using it to blackmail Trump. Given all the kowtowing to Turkey this remains the most likely reason.


Quite possible
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TopicWe have 738 billion for a fucking Space Force but not healthcare?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:17:28 PM
#18
MacadamianNut3 posted...

And the final horse finally crosses the finish line

You got me
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TopicWe have 738 billion for a fucking Space Force but not healthcare?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:15:03 PM
#13
Ok so 700 billion will pay a fraction of our healthcare costs for one year. Yay
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TopicWe have 738 billion for a fucking Space Force but not healthcare?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:12:42 PM
#10
Lol imagine nitpicking on the word fraction
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TopicThere is literally no proof of ghosts.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:11:58 PM
#10
TC getting rekt
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TopicWe have 738 billion for a fucking Space Force but not healthcare?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:11:05 PM
#6
700 billion won't even pay for a fraction of our healthcare costs for even one year
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:07:11 PM
#31
Balrog0 posted...
look, the tax foundation is admittedly conservative and even they don't say that raising rates reduces taxes



this is the talking point you were looking for, but you fumbled it because you can clearly see that tax revenue goes up when rates go up and go down when rates go down


To be fair you're only showing that their average rate goes up when their marginal rate goes up, not that tax revenues increase.

Not that I disagree with your overall point
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TopicTrump refuses to back recognition of Armenian Genocide after Erdogan threat
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:04:26 PM
#12
What a dick
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 2:03:27 PM
#24
HellRatUFO posted...


Tax revenue is higher when taxes are lowered lol. This isnt exclusively a Republican thing either, as this applied to both John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton when they signed tax cuts.


Ah the Laffer Curve comes out to play
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TopicStep 1: Spend a lot of Visa
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:58:51 PM
#3
DevsBro posted...
Step 2: Pay off Visa with American Express

Step 3: Pay off American Express with Visa

Step 4: Repeat!


Meanwhile debt is intensifying
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:56:08 PM
#15
Solar_Crimson posted...

And it's rather amazing how poor Republicans defend these billionaires, as if said billionaires would give two shits about them.


Speaking as an independent, my fear is that "let's tax the billionaires" will morph into "let's tax anyone making a decent income" while the millionaires get to exploit loopholes and get out from paying their statutory share

I'd love if billionaires ended up paying a greater share of their income in taxes, I just don't know if I trust any of the politicians to carry it out
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TopicA boomer asked me if I was okay with my undone shoelaces today.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:48:39 PM
#13
dolomedes posted...

i'm a millennial. if i don't tie my shoestrings i risk losing a shoe, and then i'd have to save my earnings for a few weeks to buy a new pair!


Stop buying Yeezys then, millennial!
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TopicEmail from GOG: "Get a Classic Shooter for Free!"
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:47:46 PM
#6
eston posted...
I don't know, just the idea of Postal 2 being a classic made me laugh


It's a classic dude. In fact, you could even call it a cultural milestone
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TopicA boomer asked me if I was okay with my undone shoelaces today.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:44:12 PM
#8
dolomedes posted...
dude too lazy to tie his fuckin shoes

Ok boomer
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Topicmy coworkers dont want to unionize
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:43:39 PM
#23
Balrog0 posted...


oh yeah, definitely. I guess I just thought that given the rise of leftism right now that people would feel more, uh, solidarity? even if it was just a symbolic gesture. like its weird that we work with unions and praise them but dont think we need one, idk


rules for thee and not for me. Fairly standard political thinking
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TopicTax billionaires. They can afford it.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:42:25 PM
#3
The question is whether it will even work, and what are the secondary consequences, not whether they can afford it.
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TopicA boomer asked me if I was okay with my undone shoelaces today.
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:40:52 PM
#3
So did you tie your shoelaces afterwards?
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Topicmy coworkers dont want to unionize
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:36:59 PM
#19
Balrog0 posted...


there is no upward mobility in organizations like mine anyway

there are like 13 employees and something like 9 of them are direct reports to the executive director. its a super flat organization

not saying there arent potential downsides despite that but just that one isnt super relevant


For me it's the lack of negotiation over salary once you're hired. By union rules I'm not allowed to negotiate for a higher base pay even if my performance exceeds standards
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TopicBig Sexy Steve Bannon on the Republican Party: We've got to find our AOCs
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:35:21 PM
#6
Bio1590 posted...
Why are companies still willingly giving Bannon the time of day?

But man everyone's going to take this statement the wrong way judging by how this topic's going already.


Because like him or not I do think he called some of the political trends going on in the world - in particular the new dividing line between nationalists and "globalists".
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TopicShould I evolve my Psyduck?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:33:21 PM
#8
southcoast09 posted...
I wished I hadnt evolved my shiny psyduck. It was blue and then it turned into a blue Golduck. Seriously, could they not have changed Golducks color, too?


Speaking of which, I always wondered why the hell Golduck isn't gold
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Topicmy coworkers dont want to unionize
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:32:37 PM
#13
I'm part of a union and I see both pros and cons. You get a lot of protection, but there are some rules that stifle your upward mobility as well
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TopicWhats up with Ciri's look in the netflix series?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:28:24 PM
#8
RebelElite791 posted...

Why the fuck are you complaining about a childs looks


Didn't know that was meant to be kid Ciri lol

She looks too old then
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TopicWhats up with Ciri's look in the netflix series?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:26:44 PM
#3
To be fair, it wasn't likely they were gonna find someone hotter than video game Ciri
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TopicBig Sexy Steve Bannon on the Republican Party: We've got to find our AOCs
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:24:47 PM
#3
"I think her ideologys all f----d up, but I want her


Pretty much sums up what a lot of people are thinking :3
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TopicShould I evolve my Psyduck?
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:21:16 PM
#5
I never evolve Psyduck. Golduck sucks in comparison
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TopicI finally started playing Witcher 3
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:07:57 PM
#3
I'm decently far in (I think). In Novigrad currently trying to save Dandelion
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TopicI finally started playing Witcher 3
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:06:15 PM
#1
It's good... but I'm not seeing why so many people are calling it one of the best games of all time. Thoughts?
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TopicNephew of Sanders Endorsed Cenk calling journalists C-words
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:03:49 PM
#11
CruelBuffalo posted...


Missing that

Cenk asked Sanders/Khanna to rescind their endorsements

and Sanders/Khanna gave mealy mouthed retractions of the endorsements claiming they are doing so because Cenk asked


they were going to retract anyway probably. Cenk just said he "asked them to" to save face
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TopicYou see a girl thats a perfect 10 walking down the street, wat do you say to her
konokonohamaru
12/17/19 1:01:50 PM
#34
I can't believe I'm on No_U_L7's side on this :\

there's nothing wrong with trying to start up a conversation with someone on the street. If they get annoyed, big deal. People annoy me every day for a million reasons, what's one more.
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