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TopicWhat are your thoughts on the Metal Gear Solid series?
kevwaffles
05/23/21 9:04:16 PM
#146
PW would be worth it as a lead-in for V if V itself had been worth it, if that makes any sense whatsoever.
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TopicFavorite (non-Edgeworth) prosecutor in Ace Attorney? (Spoilers)
kevwaffles
05/23/21 9:00:40 PM
#56
Yeah, Nahyuta's best moment by far was the rakugo explanation/performance.
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TopicFavorite (non-Edgeworth) prosecutor in Ace Attorney? (Spoilers)
kevwaffles
05/23/21 7:42:11 PM
#53
LordoftheMorons posted...
Nahyuta would be last place for let it go and move on alone even if he didnt otherwise suck. I dont know how they managed to find a more annoying catchphrase than Franziskas fool spam, but they did!

Like it doesn't even convey anything meaningful. At least Franny's fool spam conveys a variety of emotions depending on how and when she uses it. Nahyuta might as well just say "nah ah ah".
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TopicIII > IV > I > II (...go on, guess)
kevwaffles
05/23/21 5:49:51 PM
#16
Uncharted was the only thing I could think of to fit the numbers, but that would be an awful take
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 3:12:14 PM
#456
ChainLTTP posted...
Wow so all of this is from a goofy joke I made
You're not new here. Don't be surprised.

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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 2:25:07 PM
#442
Corrik7 posted...
I don't understand how a 1 million house over 30 years is 4k/mo mortgage.

A simple calculator says with 0 down, 0 taxes, 0 insurance, 0 pmi, and a great 3.5% interest rate, the monthly mortgage alone is 4,490.45 a month.

Even if you put 20% down, assuming they have 200k laying around... It is 3,592.36 a month... again WITH 0 Insurance, 0 Taxes, 0 PMI (Which would be correct with 20% alrdy paid), and a good 3.5% interest rate over 30 years.

But, insuring a house and the taxes on a house that high and you might easily be well over 10k a month on your mortgage.

I think that general rule foolmo is referring to is before you factor a lot of that in. It's supposed to be a rough estimate for the range you're looking for when buying.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 2:20:01 PM
#439
ChaosTonyV4 posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
Working class even with a high salary is middle class.

But a 1 mil house over 30 years is around 4k/mo mortgage, 48k/yr. You just need a 140k salary (between 2 people) for it to be the recommended 1/3rd of your income.

Lol if you can afford 4K a month on a mortgage alone, you are not middle class.

I would think you are. It's just it's a huge range and plenty of "middle class" also couldn't afford this.

Of course it's all pretty damn nebulous anyway, so maybe it's more of a to-may-to to-mah-to type of thing.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 1:07:05 PM
#431
foolm0r0n posted...


Maniac64 posted...
Man what is considered the middle class bracket that someone can have a near million dollar home and be in it?
Working class even with a high salary is middle class.

But a 1 mil house over 30 years is around 4k/mo mortgage, 48k/yr. You just need a 140k salary (between 2 people) for it to be the recommended 1/3rd of your income.

To further expand, plenty of people that would be middle class could also not afford this. Middle class covers a pretty wide range.
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TopicHave you ever said Bloody Mary or Candyman three times
kevwaffles
05/23/21 12:46:08 PM
#15
NFUN posted...
azuarc posted...
I've said beetlejuice 3x.
ok but have you said betelgeuse 3x

Only when impersonating Subaru from Re: Zero.

Man, that was a pull.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 12:39:25 PM
#429
You're right. This probably doesn't take much effort on your part. Like I said, literally the only thing I know about you is...this. So it's not like you're treading out of your comfort zone.

Regardless, you're not going to get the reaction I think you're trying to get. You're welcome to keep trying, though.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 12:21:37 PM
#426
Dude, Lopen, you're just trying too hard now.

I have no emotional investment in you or anything about you. The only thing I really know about you is that what you're doing right now is something you do a lot. That's really all I meant, and why I would never get as upset with you as I did with Corrik last night.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 11:41:25 AM
#422
Lopen posted...
Kevwaffles trying to pull rank on intelligence is almost as good as Mac Arrowny trying to pull rank on knowing what well adjusted behavior looks like.

I would have gone with the self-reflective comparison here, personally.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 11:32:37 AM
#421
DoomTheGyarados posted...
kevwaffles posted...
Oh I didn't reach it just now. But like I said to Chris, kid's gloves and pity.

Someone literally already jumped to your defense for you. But I guess Chris' opinion is just as valuable as anyone else's here to you, which is why I don't get why he bothers constantly being your advocate in these situations.

In this case I was being your advocate. Saying things like that to someone, even it they are in the wrong, debases you and no one else. If you are that bothered you can just tell him to fuck off and ignore him literally or metaphorically. But wishing legitimate ill on someone over annoying message board posting isn't a heroic stand.

Also I have played so much mafia with corrik that I think I am immune to the base level of annoyance he gives off. Which I know is there so I understand but it just does not bother me like it does with other people and my advice is of someone annoys you that much don't willingly interact with them. This advice is meant to help you, not him. When lotm passes me off I just walk away after a certain point myself.

Also also I am not like sitting in judgment or trying to be above it all I promise. In this case I was genuinely shocked you went there about a person's kid. Just felt like the time to cash in your chips instead of doubling down to me.

Don't get me wrong. I get where you're coming from. I got it the whole time, and you're not wrong. But for as venomous as I got, the reason I phrased it the way that I did is because I really do want the magically correct best scenario for his kid who doesn't deserve any of this shit.

Logically, even if Corrik's stories of her were like 80% BS my scenario still probably isn't what's best.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 2:15:10 AM
#406
Long term custody is one thing, but I do not understand why someone wouldn't want to get their kid away from the scenario you have presented to us while its happening.

Don't worry, though. I'm sure whatever reasoning you have is perfect. You don't even have to explain it I'm sure it's so good.

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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 1:35:21 AM
#403
Sure thing, Corrik.

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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 1:18:39 AM
#401
Corrik7 posted...
Yet, he still thinks he is right because why? Nobody knows.
You're welcome to find one person to come out and say I was flat out wrong about any part of what I said before getting outright insulting.

It's not that nobody understands what I'm saying when you respond like this. It's that everyone else has given up on engaging with you and I'm the only person here as stubborn as you are to continue it long enough. But don't worry. We're done with that. You're either well aware and just trying to piss me off (in which case congratulations you have succeeded gloriously) or you really are far more hopeless than I could possibly imagine.

In either case, don't expect any more pushback from me. I've said my piece and now I'm more than happy to let you think you've won any and all future potential disputes from here on out.

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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 1:01:20 AM
#397
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Hallelujah, it only took until post 391 for someone to finally reach this conclusion. What a topic!
Oh I didn't reach it just now. But like I said to Chris, kid's gloves and pity.

Corrik7 posted...
Cool. Nobody cares.
Someone literally already jumped to your defense for you. But I guess Chris' opinion is just as valuable as anyone else's here to you, which is why I don't get why he bothers constantly being your advocate in these situations.

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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/23/21 12:04:00 AM
#393
I've spent probably the better part of a decade playing with kid gloves with him when he has never given me a reason aside from pity, and this is far from the first time he's talked to me like this. So I really don't care.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/22/21 11:50:06 PM
#391
You know what, Corrik? I don't wish you luck with your kid. I hope your ex gets full custody because for all the nightmare stories you've told us about her over the years I still have to consider the source they came from. I just can't imagine a person turning out better for having you to raise them.
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TopicHave you ever said Bloody Mary or Candyman three times
kevwaffles
05/22/21 10:56:21 PM
#10
Yes, lying and a ghost
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 9:42:58 PM
#329
Yeah, let me add this:

And are now cooperating with law enforcement because of it.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 9:33:49 PM
#327
I wonder if any of them are stupid enough to think it's true and deeply regret their actions for all the wrong reasons.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/22/21 9:19:13 PM
#387
Corrik, I'm just gonna be completely frank with you in a way I usually try to avoid.

You are not smarter than me. You are not smarter than at least half of the regular posters on this board. Stop finding a few buzzwords that you think support your argument because it never actually does. Your arguments are the type of BS I expect someone to follow with the damn 4Head emote but you're actually playing it straight.

Good luck with your kid. I do actually mean that.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 8:07:12 PM
#323
Gotta make the guy look bad by leading an attempt to overthrow your own political victory!
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TopicPersona 5 Royal Platinum'd!!! [Full Spoilers]
kevwaffles
05/22/21 8:04:58 PM
#5
I'm pretty sure my last Thieve's Den award was when I Platinumed in my case. Of course I played a gross amount of Revolution.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/22/21 7:57:49 PM
#384
Dude, the key parts of that sentence are "if you qualify" and "free to you".

"If you qualify" = Just because they'll represent you doesn't mean this sentence applies to you. In fact it's more likely it doesn't.

"Free to you" = They're going into this anticipating that someone is paying for it, just not you.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/22/21 7:50:12 PM
#382
Read what you bolded again and think really, really hard how it might actually be a vague allusion to the scenario I just put forth.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/22/21 7:33:39 PM
#380
Dude, low income assistance programs are not the same thing as getting a free lawyer.

Edit: In fact, the only way you probably end up paying nothing through this route is if they successfully sue the other party for your legal fees. And if they have a case for that, then it goes back to just paying for the other side's legal fees in the first place to look better.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/22/21 6:31:02 PM
#178
That was probably the crux of the intended purpose of Eveline in the first place.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/22/21 4:56:19 PM
#372
That's only for public defenders regarding criminal proceedings. Even I know that.

Edit: Like theoretically maybe you can find someone who will take a divorce/custody case pro bono, but good luck with that.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/22/21 4:25:28 PM
#176
It's said she's basically Eveline's successor or more perfect form or whatever quite explicitly. Of course it's Miranda who says it, but the "Eveline" wisecrack part at the end probably wouldn't be there if there wasn't some truth to it.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/22/21 4:02:24 PM
#172
Well as someone already posited, if Rose is basically non-crazy Eveline++, that scene may only be a few years later.

Also, besides the obvious regenerative powers through magic juice in the first place, even when Ethan gets his hand chopped off in this game there are no obvious physical indicators that there is any mold in his body, so as far as leaps in logic are concerned it doesn't seem super impractical that whatever tests they ran couldn't detect anything.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 12:12:55 PM
#312
ChaosTonyV4 posted...
kevwaffles posted...
If Carter were 40 years younger and still in politics I promise they would hate the man.

lol who could have a problem with the guy who abandoned Taiwan and armed the mujahideen, amiright Kev? Hes a Democrat for gods sake, the man is perfect

Dude, you're coming in hot for my stance of "r/the_donald wouldn't like him if...".
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 12:00:04 PM
#310
If Carter were 40 years younger and still in politics I promise they would hate the man.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 6:21:44 AM
#306
https://youtu.be/czfKPaypNsU

(I can't believe someone gave me an opportunity to post this.)
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/22/21 1:19:31 AM
#281
fuming posted...
If the country was ever going to be convinced that "qualified" and "experience" mattered the most, Hillary would have won over Obama in the primaries.

I'm pretty sure her qualifications looked a lot better in 2016 than 2008.

But you also know that only one person has ever been elected president without holding elected office or military leadership experience, and it's neither Obama or HRC. It only stopped mattering once enough of the population became stupid enough to let it stop mattering.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/21/21 10:43:40 PM
#271
TheRock1525 posted...
StealThisSheen posted...
They're saying now that the budget will cover those things, it just doesn't have specifics, so it seems like Biden's once again walking back that walk back, but we won't know how much.

Maybe that's why we should wait until the actual budget reveal.

Real "here's a list of all the cancelled shows" energy over this one.
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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/21/21 7:08:36 PM
#345
So you didn't change the locks?

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TopicSo my relationship is over...
kevwaffles
05/21/21 1:26:06 AM
#336
My entirely philistine opinion is that getting a lawyer for the other person in this situation applies more when you're the one who ended things and the other person is completely shellshocked by the whole situation. Neither applies here.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/21/21 1:17:31 AM
#165
Oh yeah I think I bought mines and pipe bombs as well. Specifically after the grave fight.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/20/21 11:08:03 PM
#162
I only ever bought First Aid when low. Of course I played first on Normal.

(Gave up on Hardcore when I kept dying on the lycan swarm.)
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/20/21 8:34:03 PM
#158
I don't care how little sense it makes. I want another Joe Baker DLC campaign.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/18/21 5:48:39 PM
#174
Oh I thought they changed how that worked.
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 373: T Party Republicans
kevwaffles
05/18/21 5:41:19 PM
#172
TheRock1525 posted...
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1394299238616600580

Oh won't someone please think of the childr- I mean, white men?!?!

I'm just quoting this because I really want to see Tony defend it.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/18/21 3:28:39 PM
#140
FFDragon posted...
I question anyone who thinks the reservoir is peak resident evil.

I like the Moreau survival section and the boss fight itself well enough, but those are still far from enough to carry the whole section.
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TopicResident Evil Village Postgame Topic
kevwaffles
05/18/21 3:26:06 PM
#139
Snake5555555555 posted...
They could've made Heisenberg a two-stage boss, one in the human form and one in monster form.

That, or just 2 separate fights, is what I really wish they had done. Even if it had made no sense why he wouldn't just take your guns from you.
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TopicWhat are your thoughts on the Metal Gear Solid series?
kevwaffles
05/17/21 7:17:55 PM
#54
FFDragon posted...
Venom is a necessary evil to fill the hole of the original metal gears so I'm okay with it.

Was "how did Big Boss survive MG1" actually weighing on you before V, though?
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TopicWhat are your thoughts on the Metal Gear Solid series?
kevwaffles
05/17/21 5:55:35 PM
#42
Not unless there was ever a PS4 version of it I missed, and if so I doubt that's what you would have.
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TopicWhat are your thoughts on the Metal Gear Solid series?
kevwaffles
05/17/21 5:42:07 PM
#37
Yes, just not Snake's Revenge (it's not the real MG2) or the NES version of the original MG. The versions on Subsistence (or any of the collections with it) are fine.

That said they can be pretty unforgiving and at times need moon logic to progress.
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