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Turtlebread posted...

desperation is not attractive for any gender

Damn I was so worried abt what Turtlebread of CE thought Abt my desperation guess I should just lock this topic damn

headass lol

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ZeroV2 posted...

And you mentioned you got interest from two guys, when many people are saying they get literally no interaction whatsoever. You also get laid regularly on tinder, have one off night and complain. We aint the same chief

What are you actually fucking talking Abt oh my fucking god I haven't even been on tinder except last night since last December

LinkDaLunatic posted...

not everything is about you kaybelf
relax

I'm just saying it's just funny in general how dudes whine and complain they can't get girls when I've just spent 9 hours on tinder trolling for dick on a Saturday night and guess what??? I DIDN'T GET DICK

there are girls out there they're just not the one you have a creepy fixation on and whack off to their vacation pics ya know?

732 am

I'm either gonna wait to see if this guy gets up in a timely fashion and comes over or I'm gonna go to bed. Entire night hosed.

I just think it's

Really

funny

how my topic is right underneath this

y'all are picky too I don't wanna fuckin hear it anymore from y'all incels

Sunhawk posted...

How many guys have you slept with through Tinder, TC? How many sexual partners have you had in general?

A lot and a lot why does that matter tho?

Won't date anyone under 21 where TF am I supposed to take them??? Chuck e Cheese???

Altho tonight I've been pretty down bad and I almost matched w a couple 18-20yr old and then thought better of it bc dude....that's my little brother's age lmfao

gunplagirl posted...

And now you must suffer alone.

I know I'm mad af but I might get some in the morning

Duncanwii posted...

I had to jump through 7 years worth of Hoops to get laid so feel lucky.

Duncan pls don't get mad at me bc of that I had nothing to do w that.

No_U_L7 posted...

Go to better bars

I mean this is facts

NoxObscuras posted...

Damn that sucks. If dudes aren't biting, then it sounds like it's time to "improvise" with some common household items. At least until you can buy a vibe.

express vibe delivery

no I mean I have a toy that doesn't do anything but go in and it's honestly just not even enough

gunplagirl posted...

You're asking CE for sexual favors?
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this that down down bad that dreamville was talking Abt girl

No_U_L7 posted...

Bartender wouldnt do that lol. Especially if youre a girl. If they ask just say youre waiting for a friend to get started or youre the DD

oh

Man maybe I should have gone to the bar then damn but I'm not attracted to like bar guys like I have never once seen a cute guy at a bar.

No_U_L7 posted...

Get a water and add lime/lemon so it looks like a drink. Tell guys youre waiting for your friend to show up but they can keep you company until she does. If hes lame tell him your friend told you shes here and you need to go find her, rinse repeat. When theres no more prospects in the place, change locations. Rinse, repeat

what if the bartender notices and tells me to GTFO tho I'm so awkward I can't do the bar lol I have to talk to you first before I grace you with my presence lol

BryanRust17 posted...

Have you considered anyone from the Philadelphia Flyers? It's not like they're busy the next few months

:((((((( Man I oughta come find you and kick ur ass

No_U_L7 posted...

Shouldve tried actually go out to bars.

with what money am I going to the bar. Even if I go expecting a dude to pay for my drinks I have to at least order the first one to establish myself.

berlyman101 posted...

sounds like there is hope yet for the morality of our young men. begone seed stealer

Ok

greyfox747 posted...

I'll pray for you, sister

Thx boo lots of love

dj1200 posted...

Nobody wants to? Have you checked grindr?

I am gril

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Wish I would have thought of that this week tbh woulda just grabbed a drug store one

No_U_L7 posted...

What was your process for the night?

Tinder mostly. I got a couple bites and then got hit with "it's too late" and "my cousin is sleeping and has me parked in"

like why y'all like this I've literally been throwing pussy at dudes all night

h23456bca posted...

Pathetic

Who asked lmfao

It is now 141am and I'm still thirsty AF and I wanna get dicked down but apparently it's too late for these lil boys now past their bedtime or something smh

Anyway hi ce how are you tonight? Anyone in phillyCElphia wanna help ya girl out LOL JUST KIDDING MODS

Gobstoppers12 posted...

If he's out banging his ex wife you're probably through. Or at least should be.

yeah I mean that's what everybody says

Slayer_22 posted...

Do you get paid anytime soon? I'd see if you can fast track it if possible. Explain to your boss the situation and maybe they can give you a check in advance?

Tomorrow but I can't get an advance

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Sry goats

Smackems posted...

I'm in the hole by 100 bucks, which is better than the last two months. Moving on up!

I've been there bro sorry Abt that

No_U_L7 posted...

that's plenty for a taco bell meal

No taco bell around here :(

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Why would your ex leave you food though

I put the ex in quotes bc Im still not sure if we're 100% thru.

CrimsonAngel posted...

Have sex with his ex wife too

No thanks

I'm also broke AF, got $2.82 on my debit card and nothing else

why is my life suffering y'all

AldousIsDead posted...

I didn't mean to hurt you.

lmao bruhhhhhhhh

Post 2

https://youtu.be/etyt4-qvB5s

Post one

https://youtu.be/BMPrvE6tbQE

GOOD MORNING CE WHATS UP FUCKERS

i have to shower eventually before I go to work but I'm scared bc there's like a nasty burn on my hand and I don't have any big bandaids to cover it with when Im done (I store supplied some at work and have been using them at work lol)

Yea do it up girl you're young and hot you got this!

Y'all how do I get rid of athletes foot btw

lord I better not be pregnant Ive got Bonnaroo coming up

gunplagirl posted...

Those just make me feel worse, I can't do slurry stuff anymore. I need an emotional connection for sex to feel good for more than the duration of the act itself.

honestly

im starting to get like that too. My last hoe phase didn't feel right lmao

gunplagirl posted...

The secret was, is, and always will be lesbianism. Get a cute girlfriend and shack up for the summer. :)

This but if not this for you personally then I highly recommend a hoe phase that's how I get over dudes personally

Harpie posted...

Okay so my partner broke up with me a few weeks ago and now were just FWB but its messin with my head real bad. I just keep thinking about reasons why I must be a terrible person/partner and thats why they dont want to commit anymore. My heart is crushed but also I am still head over heels so I want to keep talking

What do I DO kbelf

it's probably not your fault tho ya know? Sounds like he wants his cake and to eat it too. Sounds like mr carryout, actually lmao.

Cut him off lol stop messing w him I know it's hard and that's dumb advice coming from me but for your own mental well-being tho. I don't want you to be sad :((((

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GrandConjuraton posted...

It just occurred to me, but since Marisa likes stealing stuff... I wonder if she'd like it if someone stole her hat, >.<

Hiya Belf

Aside from being bored, what's up?

Nothing I'm watching documentaries on YouTube and waiting for my sheets to dry so I can remake the bed so my bf can go to bed

gunplagirl posted...

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Nyah

hihi beautiful

nevershine posted...

I love you

hihi doll

Dakimakura posted...

i love my dick

I gotta find the vid w the girls who want to see wiener I think it might have been a tiktok but I saw it on FB

But when I talk abt dick y'all get mad at me \_()_/

GrandConjuraton posted...

I don't know right away what to talk about, but you're always free to hit me up on Discord, >.<

awwwwe hiiiiii

Robot2600 posted...

anyone like Jem and the Holograms?

j e m i s m y n a m e

I liked the punk rock or metal or whatever tf they were supposed to be girls

MISCHIEF WERE MAKING MISCHIEF

PrivatePopcorn posted...

im trying to not be on my bullshit right now hush

yo I'm so bored let's talk abt fuckin GIRLY SHIT in here or summin idkkkk

(Or u could pm me for an invite to my discord honestly idc here or there life is so boring right now)

(Or this could just become another kbelf general honestly idc who posts in here lol)

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I worked and then slept

Love u Jojo

ImSadTails posted...

People shouldn't be discriminated against.

shut up literally

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Lmao crazy innit??

PopcornMaster posted...

Is there popcorn in this discord?

Sure if u want there to be

AngelicRadiance posted...

Galaga is awesome!

YOOOOOO I loved that game I can't imagine playing it in the arcade how cool it would be tho

I'm cracking tf up y'all wild lmao

I had that namco arcade cartridge on my GBA when I was a kid and that was on it and I was basically addicted to that and galaga lmao

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Ce should buy my nudes to help me get to con lol

PokerDonkey posted...

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Wow what a cool guy

B/W on its own is cool although I would miss the Pwt a lot.

I'm actually cool w this

P

blah ce I got done early so I have to sit in the break room until bf can get me ord send me Uber money

bored as hell at work waiting for the last giant direct order to pick up; get at me/hmu

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SHEIN GIRL IT WAS LIKE 8 BUCKS

Strider102 posted...

Last time I was there, like a year ago nobody talked to me.

Imma pass

This is literal cap bc I talk to literally everyone lol

casinYES tonight looking fly af
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hi y'all

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nah not really I'm just starving and worried abt how my eyes are gonna look when I get there