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Topic	Would you touch Taylor Swift's butt for one dollar?
ivegotthebends 08/20/17 11:34:38 AM #6	adjl posted... More accurately, she successfully countersued him for one dollar after he tried to sue her for ruining his career after he grabbed her butt, which wasn't about her own damages so much as it was saying "no, you don't get to complain about this, because you're a perverted creep who shouldn't have done this." He still got to grab her butt --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	VICE News: "Charlottesville: Race and Terror"
ivegotthebends 08/16/17 3:19:02 PM #1	https://news.vice.com/story/vice-news-tonight-full-episode-charlottesville-race-and-terror --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	Shit like this is the best way to start my day
ivegotthebends 08/16/17 1:45:34 PM #2	https://www.facebook.com/TheIndependentOnline/videos/10155130819471636/ Gonna leave this here too --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	Shit like this is the best way to start my day
ivegotthebends 08/16/17 1:45:09 PM #1	http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/08/15/trump-charlottesville-press-conference-keeping-them-honest-ac.cnn?sr=fbCNN081517trump-charlottesville-press-conference-keeping-them-honest-ac1033PMVODtopVideo The "alt-left" shut the fuck up Lady Marmalade Edit: Here's the full thing btw https://www.facebook.com/cnn/videos/10157182821496509/ --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/16/17 1:33:10 AM #31	NOCTURNAL BLOODLUST - Exceed NOCTURNAL BLOODLUST - Malice against --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	My first AMA
ivegotthebends 08/16/17 1:24:23 AM #12	helly posted... why didnt you just clean a bowl and a fork Lazy Besides he fell asleep while I was making it. I didn't know I was gonna hafta scavenge that shit and I was hungry His roommate came home with pizza anyway so it was all good wwinterj25 posted... What’s invisible but you wish people could see? Ghosts SmokeMassTree posted... Well I was going to ask the question I always do in these topics, but you've already answered it. Ask it anyway now I'm curious --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	My first AMA
ivegotthebends 08/15/17 10:58:52 PM #8	mastermix3000 posted... ivegotthebends posted... green dragon posted... ivegotthebends posted... gd frat house Green dragon frat house? I mean there's lots of green So naturey? No just a bunch of weed MrMelodramatic posted... Frat life seems weird. Are you part of the Greek stuff too, or just ur dood? I just meant it's a mess here The silverware drawer just had a bunch of batteries in it --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/15/17 10:36:43 PM #29	Concorde - Sons --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	My first AMA
ivegotthebends 08/15/17 10:33:03 PM #5	green dragon posted... ivegotthebends posted... gd frat house Green dragon frat house? I mean there's lots of green --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	My first AMA
ivegotthebends 08/15/17 10:29:43 PM #1	Drunk, boyfriend passed out on me like a bitch, his roommates are gonna be home soon, and since this is basically a gd frat house I'm currently eating ramen out of a pot with a dirty fork I had to fish out of the sink --- I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced you with my oversized breasts
Topic	PotD I've decided I don't want to be a virgin anymore
ivegotthebends 08/14/17 3:41:26 PM #11	Bligh_with_no_T posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Why does it need to be a virgin? This is actually an interesting conversation. Fucking a non-virgin is a bit like BLM in that there are actually a host of reasons why it's a bad idea. First is that, as society develops, it has become increasingly obvious that sex is a metaphysical concept rather than an actual act. If a gay man can lose his virginity by having sex with another man (no dick-vagina interaction), then logically a straight man can not lose his virginity in spite of having sex with a woman. There are obviously a lot of conditions for something to qualify as actual sex outside of the biological faculties involved. If we think of sex as an emotional construction assembled by two people working in cahoots, then we realise that the introduction of a third party in advance of the event ruins any notion of having "real" sex. If me and a girl make a sandwich together, then we have wonderful sandwiches to eat. If she makes a sandwich with another man, eats it, and then I consume the resulting shit, then I haven't eaten a sandwich. Because the sandwich is an idea constructed using preexisting components, the components themselves are not inherently a sandwich. So I need a virgin in order to lose my virginity. The second reason, which only applies to white men, is the small penis size. The average white man's penis is only about 2 inches long fully erect. I'm fortunate enough to be 2.5, however, this means it's extremely difficult to please a woman if she has already experienced a larger penis, because her vaginal walls have expanded and her clitoris has been pushed further inside her vagina, and it can no longer be reached regardless of how many thrusts I use. The third, and probably most important reason, is the smell. My own genitals, being ridiculously hard to clean, constantly reek of semen. If a woman has had sex with another man, then her genitals will in turn be permanently stained with the stench of dried seed. This would be extremely emasculating and unpleasant, and would ruin the point of sex, since I won't be able to enjoy it. I could go on, but I think I've made my point clear. Just walk up to any girl and tell her exactly this Her panties will evaporate --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	quick! your crush just asked you out on a date, how do you prepare?
ivegotthebends 08/14/17 1:23:11 PM #5	Kyuubi4269 posted... I get dressed. I get undressed --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Gonna get a new pet soon.. can't decide between a dog or a cat
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 5:30:09 PM #20	I solved your problem --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Tasty corn on a cob
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 12:18:41 AM #3	--- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	dinner tonight is
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 12:17:45 AM #10	wwinterj25 posted... Jen0125 posted... Is that hard boiled egg joke funny any more? It seems like it's getting really played out. Boiled eggs. Hard to beat, aren't they? Nice --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Tasty corn on a cob
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 12:16:51 AM #2	That is horror incarnate And also really dope --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	How old were you when you first consumed alcohol?
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 12:08:37 AM #25	Probably 8 or so From my dad. Common parenting I guess --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 12:05:19 AM #24	Rae Sremmurd - This Could Be Us (Armin Cekin & Ellusive remix) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Tell me what you drive and I'll tell you if it's good or bad
ivegotthebends 08/13/17 12:00:06 AM #27	2011 Volkswagen Eos --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/12/17 4:02:51 PM #18	Pickle Rick (remix) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	should i make tacos, or fish
ivegotthebends 08/11/17 6:55:26 PM #2	Fish tacos --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	This bitch just won Tinder
ivegotthebends 08/10/17 6:47:31 PM #33	Don't really get why the bitch thing grabbed focus. Pretty standard word in my vocab Could give two shits what your gender is or tbh how delicate you feel --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	This bitch just won Tinder
ivegotthebends 08/10/17 2:52:02 PM #9	Mead posted... I'm just glad you called her a bitch for no clear reason Wait were you actually bothered by that --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	This bitch just won Tinder
ivegotthebends 08/10/17 2:28:59 PM #3	"Arms dealer" is pretty good let's get real --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	This bitch just won Tinder
ivegotthebends 08/10/17 2:26:37 PM #1	--- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Have you ever been in a dom/sub relationship?
ivegotthebends 08/09/17 6:48:27 AM #1	I've been a Dom Sub Switch Vanilla Other ('splain) View Results And do share --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/09/17 4:35:59 AM #14	usui88 posted... Brick + Mortar - Voodoo Child ivegotthebends posted... Brick + Morter - Move to the Ocean (Baauer remix) Brick + Mortar - Dead Moon Seeing them live next week yeh boi --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	why isn't there a gameboy classic, nintendo?
ivegotthebends 08/07/17 3:05:29 AM #26	helly posted... ivegotthebends posted... http://www.break.com/article/this-device-turns-your-smart-phone-into-gameboy-2840749 Dunno if someone posted this yet this looks stupid. just either get an actual gameboy, or use an emulator. all this does is use actual cartridges and displays the game on your phone. Yeah but can your "actual gameboy" text and make calls and browse the internet This one can if you take all that gameboy shit off --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/07/17 2:56:36 AM #11	Brick + Morter - Move to the Ocean (Baauer remix) --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	why isn't there a gameboy classic, nintendo?
ivegotthebends 08/07/17 2:54:21 AM #24	http://www.break.com/article/this-device-turns-your-smart-phone-into-gameboy-2840749 Dunno if someone posted this yet --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Has anyone watched Legion?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 5:12:01 AM #4	That movie was terrible --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Have you ever had to deal with unwanted affections?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 5:11:04 AM #9	fishy071 posted... My choice isn't up there. My answer is "Yes, and it made me uncomfortable." I only get so many poll options bruh --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Have you ever had to deal with unwanted affections?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 5:09:16 AM #8	Alexandra_Trent posted... ivegotthebends posted... Alexandra_Trent posted... ivegotthebends posted... Alexandra_Trent posted... YES. It's not pretty. It's not flattering. It's stressful and toxic. I wouldn't wish it on anyone... I know, just wanted to include the full spectrum Have you experienced this before? :((( Yeah, I have If I may ask, how did you deal with it? I don't really talk about it much, though ultimately most situations ended up being relatively benign No matter what it makes you wary of every person you meet though and I hate that You can PM me if you want --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Have you ever had to deal with unwanted affections?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 4:57:18 AM #5	Alexandra_Trent posted... ivegotthebends posted... Alexandra_Trent posted... YES. It's not pretty. It's not flattering. It's stressful and toxic. I wouldn't wish it on anyone... I know, just wanted to include the full spectrum Have you experienced this before? :((( Yeah, I have --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Have you ever had to deal with unwanted affections?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 4:55:59 AM #3	Alexandra_Trent posted... YES. It's not pretty. It's not flattering. It's stressful and toxic. I wouldn't wish it on anyone... I know, just wanted to include the full spectrum --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Have you ever had to deal with unwanted affections?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 4:11:43 AM #1	^ that same question answer here v No Yes, but I was flattered Yes, and I felt guilty I didn't feel the same way Yes, but they were harmless Straight-up stalker They had a shrine and everything PTSD Role-reversal, I'm the creep I haven't even experienced wanted affections What is love? View Results Share if you care to. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Holy fucking christ--the future has arrived
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 3:45:24 AM #8	I want a meal service I can use with an actual Easy-Bake Oven Then I'll be impressed --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Has anyone watched Legion?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 3:43:53 AM #2	Still haven't gotten around to the last few ep, but yeah. Shit surprised me Stoked for The Gifted --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	What's a type of food that would be bad with hard-boiled egg on it?
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 1:50:42 AM #21	Doctor Foxx posted... Sugary breakfast cereal and milk. I'm thinking cinnamon toast crunch. This is literally exactly what I came to post Damnit --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	ITT: Music! Pt. 2
ivegotthebends 08/01/17 12:17:29 AM #6	The Unlikely Candidates - Follow My Feet The Unlikely Candidates - Your Love Could Start a War Snuggletoof posted... I take a couple weeks away from PoTD and you go and let the topic purge... c'mon man! Girl I was on vacation It did purge fast though --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Caitlyn Jenner weighs run for Senate
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 4:47:51 AM #9	Zangulus posted... That has nothing to do with how this came about. This must be harder than I thought to understand. So for you Caitlyn Jenner is a suitable and qualified candidate? Sorry but I'd prefer a different T representing my LGBT than that foolishness. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Caitlyn Jenner weighs run for Senate
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 4:12:32 AM #7	Mead posted... ivegotthebends posted... Mead posted... ivegotthebends posted... Olympic gold medalist and transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner Bruce Jenner won the Olympic medal though That's ignorant bruh you need to correct yourself politically But I'm sleepy Sleep on your privilege then --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Caitlyn Jenner weighs run for Senate
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 4:11:43 AM #6	Zangulus posted... ivegotthebends posted... ffs how and why is this I guess representative democracy means nothing to you? Is it seriously hard to understand? Because reality stars in positions of political power has been working so well lately --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Caitlyn Jenner weighs run for Senate
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 4:08:24 AM #4	Mead posted... ivegotthebends posted... Olympic gold medalist and transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner Bruce Jenner won the Olympic medal though That's ignorant bruh you need to correct yourself politically --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Okay, seriously, what the flying fuck?!
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 3:55:41 AM #10	Foppe posted... penisturnedintogirl having sex with normal female story. Sounds normal enough to me --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Caitlyn Jenner weighs run for Senate
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 3:53:07 AM #1	http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/342202-caitlyn-jenner-weighs-run-for-senate Olympic gold medalist and transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner is the latest celebrity to reveal she has considered launching a run for Senate, telling radio host John Catsimatidis she is in the process of determining her future in activism and politics. “I have considered it. I like the political side of it,” Jenner, who is a Republican, told Catsimatidis on AM 970 in New York. “The political side of it has always been very intriguing to me. Over the next six months or so, I gotta find out where I can do a better job. Can I do a better job from the outside? Kind of working the perimeter of the political scene, being open to talking to anybody? Or are you better from the inside, and we are in the process of determining that,” she said. “Yeah but I would look for a senatorial run,” she continued. Jenner told CNN's Don Lemon in April she would "seriously look at a run for office." Jenner has been a supporter of President Trump, but hit Trump earlier this year over his decision to roll back Obama-era protections for transgender students. “I have a message for President Trump from, well, one Republican to another. This is a disaster. And you can still fix it. You made a promise to protect the LGBTQ community. Call me," she said. Jenner’s comments come just days after musician Kid Rock hinted he would pursue a senate run in a statement. ffs how and why is this --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	So, you guys are generally unhappy...
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 3:46:42 AM #6	helly posted... drugs --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	What are some good cocktails?
ivegotthebends 07/17/17 1:36:17 AM #4	Sazerac. Most people haven't tried this it seems. (I prefer they don't pour out the absinthe.) My basic go-to is just a bourbon sour. Edit: Or just bourbon. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	time for sushi
ivegotthebends 07/16/17 11:05:54 PM #1	Just gonna leave that right there. --- Living like this is a full-time business.
Topic	Dat feeling when you slap a mosquito...
ivegotthebends 07/16/17 9:34:29 PM #4	--- Living like this is a full-time business.
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