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Isnt she the one that kept going on about how she loves the feeling of taking a massive shit?

Never registered the word GOAT...thought it was you who GOT arrested...

In a bizarre incident, the Kanpur police 'arrested' a goat that was roaming in India's Beconganj area 'without wearing a mask'.

The incident took place over the weekend and the Beconganj police picked up the goat and took it to the police station in a jeep.

When the owner of the goat learnt that the police had taken it away, he rushed to the police station.

He pleaded with the cops and the police finally let him take back his goat but warned him not to allow the animal to roam on the road.

Circle officer, Anwarganj police station, Saifuddin Beg, however, said that the police had found a youth without a mask, taking the goat along.

"When he saw the police, he ran away leaving the goat behind so the policemen brought the goat to the police station. Later, we handed over the goat to its owner," he said.

One of the policemen who had brought the goat admitted that they found a lockdown violation because the goat was without a mask.

"People are now making their dogs wear a mask so why not a goat?" he asked.

The police apparently changed its version after it became the butt of jokes on social media.

Facebook is ran by the far left. Stupid site banned for defending a burnt victim, fuck that weird app . Luckily I talk to my bitches there

someone's jelly

We over here having sex with the half goat half person demons.

the paper mario community is so fucking annoying honestly

I heard it's possible to change a planet to make it like earth's. Forgot what the thing is called.

oh shit the cops car caught on fire lol? thought it was the dude speeding

This is...uh...very untrue.

In what they call the largest study ever done, researchers found using marijuana while pregnant may increase the risk that a child will develop autism.

"Women who used cannabis during pregnancy were 1.5 times more likely to have a child with autism," said study author Dr. Darine El-Char, a maternal fetal medicine specialist and clinical investigator at Ottawa Hospital Research Institute in Canada.

"These are not reassuring findings. We highly discourage use of cannabis during pregnancy and breastfeeding," she said.

Past studies have shown the use of marijuana during pregnancy is linked to low birth weight, impulsivity, hyperactivity, attention issues and other cognitive and behavioral issue in children, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Pregnant women who use marijuana, one study found, have a 2.3 times greater risk of stillbirth.

The study, published Monday in the journal Nature, reviewed data from every birth in Ontario, Canada, between 2007 and 2012, well before recreational marijuana was legalized in Canada in 2017. Of the half a million women in that data pool, researchers then narrowed the study to 2,200 women who said they used only marijuana during pregnancy, without mixing it with tobacco, alcohol or opioids.

The study did not capture the amount and type of marijuana the women used during pregnancy. Nor did the study know when during the pregnancy or how often women used it. And while the study could only show association, not cause and effect, researchers said they did their best to eliminate confounding factors.

Use of marijuana by pregnant women has been growing in the United States in recent decades. An analysis last year of over 450,000 pregnant American women ages 12 to 44 by the National Institute on Drug Abuse found cannabis use more than doubled between 2002 and 2017.

The vast majority of marijuana use was during the first three months of pregnancy, the study found, and was predominantly recreational rather than medical.

That literally makes no sense, its against the rules but well leave it so others think its ok.

Why would you leave it? Its against the rules.

Wtf? Was a response like that really warranted? And what does that even mean? I've had sex with various girls, and if I do choose not to have children, why is that bad?

@nfearurspecimn is Alan.

DarthWendy, close your account

After paying off 8 years of student loans and 4 years of car loan. Apparently those years don't count anymore.

Which one is brutal?

DONALD TRUMP: Joe Biden's policies put China first and America last. And that's what he'll continue to do if he ever got the shot. And you will have a disruption in the markets, the likes of which our country has never seen. You will have a crash in the markets because he's going to double and triple your taxes.

He's going to do things that nobody ever would ever think even possible, because he's following the radical left agenda-- take away your guns, destroy your Second Amendment, no religion, no anything, hurt the Bible, hurt God. He's against God. He's against guns. He's against energy, our kind of energy.

I don't think he's going to do too well in Ohio. If he did, we'd have a big story. He's not going to do well.
And I was in Texas the other day. I said, wait a minute, the other side is against guns. They're against oil and gas. They're against religion, Bible, God.

How's he going to win Texas? How is he going to win Texas? So he's not going to win Texas. He's not going to win Ohio.

The 22nd stops you from being elected twice. The law works by being explicit and common sense means fuck all.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/06/could-joe-biden-pick-barack-obama-as-his-running-mate-yes-but/