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Topic | There are Helen Keller deniers... |
emmo 01/05/21 9:25:37 PM #9 | At least she can't hear them. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | can someone explain to me the meaning behind the song "bang bang"? |
emmo 01/05/21 8:06:20 PM #3 | By Dispatch? --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Any of you used to rent stuff from family video? |
emmo 01/05/21 8:05:48 PM #7 | I always found it ironic that the only video store that would rent out porn had "family" in its name. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Stop the count! |
emmo 01/05/21 7:54:30 PM #4 | Close them before they bleed out! --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Stop the count! |
emmo 01/05/21 7:47:52 PM #2 | Stop him, he's a vampire! --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Who gives da better bj's? |
emmo 11/22/20 10:36:44 PM #52 | Rodians. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Toxic feminity: is it real? |
emmo 11/22/20 10:34:32 PM #55 | *gurgles* --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Getting my wisdom teeth out. How soon before I can eat a WENDYS TRIPLE??? |
emmo 11/22/20 10:32:07 PM #54 | Is that a euphemism? --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Did you have your birthday yet this year? |
emmo 11/22/20 10:31:18 PM #6 | Went to an arcade two weeks before the initial shutdowns. Seems like a different life. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Undeniable proof that dubs are better than subs |
emmo 11/22/20 10:29:40 PM #4 | In this case, I wholeheartedly agree. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Gentlemen. Youre taking a piss when the toilet seat starts to close. WDYD. |
emmo 11/22/20 10:27:25 PM #10 | It is possible to catch the seat and keep flow stable. Get a cushion-top that's just a bit too high and you'll have ample opportunity to practice. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | The do-not-call list should include political calls |
emmo 08/06/20 11:40:20 AM #9 | I started replying with snarky comments, but to no avail. Dammit Kate from WI Dems, I told you that I'm a staunch moderate (if there is such a thing), that I won't actively support either of the two parties that have hijacked my country's political process, and that you already have my vote for president because Trumpie does stupid things. Leave me alone. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Woman: If you cum and I didn't. You didn't fuck me. |
emmo 08/06/20 11:36:06 AM #10 | Blocked. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | If you could push a button to change genders, would you do it? |
emmo 08/01/20 1:13:57 AM #10 | Would it reverse my circumcision? This is an important qualifier. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I started dating a new girl and it caused me ex to confess she is in love with m |
emmo 08/01/20 1:04:57 AM #17 | It's a game. Don't buy it. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? |
emmo 08/01/20 1:01:37 AM #5 | No. But I can taste why. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Poop spelled backwards is... |
emmo 08/01/20 1:01:08 AM #9 | Suppository. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Tips for first edible? |
emmo 08/01/20 12:58:49 AM #9 | Pink Floyd --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Parasite(2019) - A Critical Analysis |
emmo 07/29/20 2:48:54 AM #18 | This one needs a nap within a nap, but not a movie about one. I'm not sure what I mean either. What was the argument? --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Who likes classical music? |
emmo 07/21/20 1:00:11 PM #17 | Chopin or bust. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | should you always be doing something productive? |
emmo 07/21/20 2:19:33 AM #18 | Never stop masturbating until the tears come. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Fuck! |
emmo 07/21/20 2:14:40 AM #18 | Shag! --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | What religion would you describe yourself as? |
emmo 07/21/20 12:54:25 AM #24 | Atheism isn't technically a religion. It's simply a refusal of any supernatural claims that are not supported by scientific evidence, i.e. all of them. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | One positive thing about covid... |
emmo 07/20/20 6:25:42 PM #8 | One negative thing is my most recent test result. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I made a thing |
emmo 07/20/20 2:32:33 PM #19 | DuranOfForcena posted... do tellPuns still in the aether. Be like hospital: have patients. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I made a thing |
emmo 07/20/20 11:28:36 AM #17 | DuranOfForcena posted... Dictators HATE him!This gives me ideas. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I made a thing |
emmo 07/19/20 1:45:35 AM #13 | LordRazziel posted... A budding career memesmithery.I'm but an apprentice in search of a master. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | Why are middle aged men so sexy? |
emmo 07/18/20 10:35:06 PM #3 | Glad to know this is a genuine sentiment. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I made a thing |
emmo 07/18/20 10:33:06 PM #10 | ChewedMint posted... There's still time to delete thisThere's no going back now. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I made a thing |
emmo 07/18/20 9:57:56 PM #4 | KiwiTerraRizing posted... Please unmake itI've committed. --- Let go of my foot. |
Topic | I made a thing |
emmo 07/18/20 9:54:58 PM #1 | Enjoy. --- Let go of my foot. |
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