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TopicIs the ordinal form of th?
divot1338
01/13/21 9:42:44 AM
#4
Ive seen it several different ways depending on what discipline its for.

Sometimes its to the nth sometimes ix.

For straight math use nth I believe.

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TopicTalk about your pets!
divot1338
01/13/21 9:40:14 AM
#46
My female pit bull Charley is about to go into heat for the first time and has been aggressively humping my 6 y/o black lab Kerbey.

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TopicThe new Toyota Weaboo looks sporty
divot1338
01/13/21 9:38:13 AM
#1

It really stands out and say notice me.

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TopicNot to freak you out but that movie I Am Legend
divot1338
01/12/21 1:26:09 PM
#1
took place in 2021. And it was about a catastrophe that occured when some vaccine had terrible side effects.

Happy New Year!

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TopicBeing called "my dear" by a male coworker
divot1338
01/12/21 1:24:03 PM
#33
E32005 posted...
were they mansplaining?
For those of you ladies that are unfamiliar with mansplaining, its when a man with no shared life experience tells you what is happening.

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TopicWhat did male magnet say to the female magnet?
divot1338
01/10/21 5:12:08 PM
#1
When I saw your backside I was repelled.

However after seeing you from the front I am attracted.

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TopicUSPS shipping is an absolute cluster**** lately
divot1338
01/10/21 3:58:39 PM
#17
Beemo_Season11 posted...
Well yea its still more or less in holiday mode, they are swamped
Its no longer holiday mode.

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TopicHow come Spanish speaking people became Latin instead of Italians?
divot1338
01/10/21 3:57:09 PM
#39
Zikten posted...
A Latina should be an Italian woman

The original Latins were the ancient Italian people that founded Rome

I never understood how Latin became associated with Spanish speaking people
Italians dont speak Latin.

You are aware of the borders of Rome? Spain was most definitely Roman.

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TopicAnyone here use a dash cam?
divot1338
01/09/21 12:43:13 PM
#32
pojr posted...
Nice, oh I forgot to ask. Do you have your dashcam near your mirror? Seems like it would be inconvenient to have the car charger dangling
Mine hangs from the mirror and the cable goes up then over the passenger visor down and into the glove compartment then back out the other side and into cigarette lighter.

I got mine because a cop swerved in front of me to avoid an accident and claimed he was stopped.

Three years and nine court appearances later I got the extremely redacted, fisheye lens, 2 second edited footage and surprise he didnt.

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TopicDo you support charging juveniles as adults?
divot1338
01/09/21 12:38:06 PM
#12
Only for prices at movie theaters and amusement parks. Honestly they expend more resources serving children than adults.

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Topica kid is either too small to get why you're beating them or big enough for you t
divot1338
01/09/21 11:35:21 AM
#8
That little bastard is just waiting to grow big enough to whoop your ass.

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TopicWhat if Trump was one of us?
divot1338
01/09/21 11:33:44 AM
#2
I would throw him under a bus.

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TopicTrump EO from July meant to punish BLM for destroying statues being used against
divot1338
01/09/21 11:33:10 AM
#6
Reminder that Trump can only do the right thing by accident.

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TopicThe zip tie terrorist is from Nashville
divot1338
01/09/21 11:31:50 AM
#50
kingdrake2 posted...
there's no other purpose but to restrain people (for good or evil).

divot1338 posted...
Ive also seen zip ties used to bar a door by fastening them around doorknobs.

Both things suggest criminal intent.

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TopicAriel Pink canceled
divot1338
01/09/21 11:13:11 AM
#3
Of all the ways I thought someone named Ariel Pink would look that is not one of them.

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TopicA Capitol Hill officer was beaten to death by the MAGA mob
divot1338
01/09/21 11:12:09 AM
#22
Under the felony murder rule anyone who entered the Capitol building once it was breached is now an accomplice.

Enjoy prison. Youll be there for awhile.

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TopicInteresting article on the money behind organizing Wednesday's events
divot1338
01/09/21 11:08:48 AM
#6
I assume there was heavy online promotion and organization from Russia.

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TopicThe zip tie terrorist is from Nashville
divot1338
01/09/21 11:05:02 AM
#43
CADE FOSTER posted...
This dude was gonna take hostages he better be charged as a terrorist make an example out of him
Ive also seen zip ties used to bar a door by fastening them around doorknobs.

Both things suggest criminal intent.

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Topiceven if you get vaccinated, the virus will still fuck you
divot1338
01/09/21 12:05:55 AM
#11
Rypt posted...
wife works with a nurse who got the vaccine, then got the virus. she recovered after like 3 days, but was still fucked even after seh got it
I question the veracity of that timeline.

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TopicSo... how the fuck do you stop people from breaking in when you're not there
divot1338
01/08/21 11:45:06 PM
#27
If they dont get repelled by the black lab licking them and trying to get petted the pit bull will rip their faces off.

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TopicGOP Twitter: Ayatollah can tweet but Trump can't.
divot1338
01/08/21 10:01:40 PM
#37
The Ayatollah only wants to bring destruction to America though.

On a daily basis Donald Trump actually destroys Americans, America and anyone foolish enough to support him.

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TopicLooking at cute animal pictures/gifs reduces stress in individuals by up to 50%
divot1338
01/08/21 8:26:37 PM
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TopicJoe Rogan RESPONDS to what happened today
divot1338
01/06/21 10:14:18 PM
#92
pogo_rabid posted...
https://twitter.com/AdamComedian/status/1346978097233420291
Thats Stifler.

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TopicI have added a fashion accessory to my work attire
divot1338
01/06/21 10:10:34 PM
#1


I feel like it really gives me an air of authority. Tomorrow morning I expect all of my subordinates to really move it, move it, move it.

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TopicJoe Rogan RESPONDS to what happened today
divot1338
01/06/21 9:37:51 PM
#79
Ive hated his guts since I saw the first episode of News Radio. Not sure what it is exactly but hes the worst.

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TopicSchool shooting movie/Die Hard in high school
divot1338
01/06/21 10:37:38 AM
#7
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
This is bad.
Also isn't it supposed to be hide run fight?
No. You run and then hide or else they immediately catch you.

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TopicSchool shooting movie/Die Hard in high school
divot1338
01/06/21 10:33:15 AM
#5
Any time in class in high school I didnt spend daydreaming about girls I spent daydreaming about how I would evade the terrorists in the event of a Die Hard scenario.

This sounds enterraining.

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TopicA good writer would reintroduce the murder hornets today
divot1338
01/06/21 5:03:27 AM
#2
Theyd have the murder hornets attack a Proud Boy rally in a stunning betrayal.

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TopicWas I stupid to turn down this job?
divot1338
01/06/21 5:01:47 AM
#2
No. We employ tons of completely unhealthy people all the time who just jerk us around for benefits.

Missed opportunity.

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TopicHoly shit my dog just nipped at a kid
divot1338
01/04/21 5:52:01 PM
#14
Heavy_D_Forever posted...
I'm confused, are the kids coming into your backyard? Pretty sure you can't get in trouble if a kid is trespassing on your property and the dog bites them.
There has to be a posted sign I believe.

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TopicDear females: Stop leaving the toilet lid up.
divot1338
01/04/21 9:23:34 AM
#7
This is why I just go in the yard.

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TopicThe thing is, women can look sexy doing almost anything.
divot1338
01/04/21 9:22:19 AM
#2
Show me a sexy picture of a woman opening a jar of pickles.

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TopicHey Dallas, fuck you
divot1338
01/02/21 6:24:59 PM
#6
I saw two guys in a fistfight after they stopped in a toll plaza; in the middle of the higway. That place is fucking crazy.

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TopicJust got a $2000 bill from the ER
divot1338
01/02/21 11:39:47 AM
#12
This is why I dont go to the ER unless I can feel myself dying.

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TopicThe redheaded giants of Afghanistan and America & da Smithsonian's coverup
divot1338
01/02/21 10:38:54 AM
#6
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
13 foot, which is like "adult male Sasquatch" size iirc
Typical vegy. Always overestimating how big a guy is.

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TopicTrump's attorney recommends executing Pence for treason
divot1338
01/02/21 10:32:11 AM
#25
pogo_rabid posted...
Pence is actually a devout christian
He says hes a devout Christian. His behavior and actions say otherwise.

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TopicPets and animals general v1.1
divot1338
01/01/21 8:38:55 PM
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Topic*20 something actress, doesn't do nudes in her movies*
divot1338
12/31/20 4:00:11 AM
#39
Questionmarktarius posted...
Dolly Parton nudes is the new quest, to probably be completed in about fifteen seconds or so.
She was in Playboy. And they were nice but she didnt get fully nude.

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Topic*20 something actress, doesn't do nudes in her movies*
divot1338
12/31/20 3:59:17 AM
#38
saspa posted...
*In her 40s, she finally does a nudie scene in her movie*

I'm not complaining, just honestly surprised by the sudden change. Wonder what inspired it.
  • Wildly unrealistic expectations,
  • Repressed feelings of shame about showing her body that were forced on her by other less attractive females,
  • The expiration date for her ass.

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TopicFlame-thrower drones used to defeat army of wasps that invaded village.
divot1338
12/31/20 3:54:42 AM
#16
@UnfairRepresent posted...
fire-breathing drone
Well done.

More topics about our future robotic overlords, less about heifers and the hijinks they get into.

You can still post the pictures of them doing sloot things in one Vegys dis girl topics.

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Topic19 y/o Australian tennis player turns to OF to fund her career
divot1338
12/31/20 3:45:54 AM
#13
It is not clear how much she is reportedly making on the adults only site, but is understood to be using the money to supplement total career earnings of just $3,500.



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Topic19 y/o Australian tennis player turns to OF to fund her career
divot1338
12/31/20 3:42:40 AM
#12
Im going to have say that in this situation this is the perfect way for an athlete to earn a living in these trying times.

Also, nice.

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TopicChess tip: Always sit opposite a mirror so you can sneak a peek at your opponent
divot1338
12/31/20 3:40:16 AM
#2
I will hide one of my captured pieces in my sleeve and if I get low on pieces Ill add one to the board when no ones looking.

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TopicShould i get drunk dis year? I've never been drunk
divot1338
12/31/20 3:38:24 AM
#9
Youve never been drunk?

Then whats your excuse for all the topics?

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TopicIs justice basically just fairness?
divot1338
12/29/20 5:58:23 PM
#12
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Why did the lawyer return his drink...

Sanctions wouldnt be an example of a fair response to international crimes?
I agree. But youre not going to find a lot of people who see sanctions as a valid form of addressing some grievance. Or who consider it to be justice.

But its the only way to behave that could realistically be successful and not have massive collateral damage.

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Topicdo americans call it american cheese?
divot1338
12/29/20 5:52:20 PM
#14
Tmaster148 posted...
Calling those cheese is a stretch. They are far closer to being plastic than cheese.
Why bother with individual cheese slices when they already have the perfect cheese delivery system?



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