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Time for rebound sex, just go in after she leaves and you're in TC.

Media and then internet and instant info. Unless it's major, like the clock tower shooting in Texas that killed 15 in 1966 or the post office shooting in 86 that killed 15, it probably did not make national news. Now everything makes the news, but people forget just as soon.

Wonder what the math is on going to the gym full of people who are sweating and breathing heavily during a major pandemic to work out to fight a disease you'll probably get from going to a gym full of people who are sweating a breathing heavily.

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Maybe if it was a year ago when mask were stupid hard to find, but now, sorry, it's on you for not having like 6 mask in your car.

One of the weirdest things about going to Tijuana is that people do that, guess the plumbing system sucks so it all goes in the trash, much to my surprise.

fuming posted...

If you're in your 30s and wanna date an 18 year old my advice is to be rich and pay for an 18 year old to date you

The old Gaetz move, nice.

Pokemon cards?

RedWhiteBlue posted...

I'd rather not

Those elbows would poke to death in my sleep, no thanks.

Used to work with the nicest guy, who took a few months off for whatever reason. When he came back he seemed the same guy and I thought nothing of it. Found out later he was arrested and jailed for violating a restraining order against his girlfriend, huh. Kicker is that he quit after he was sexually harassed by a male supervisor, who then got fired.

I highly regret letting myself getting addicted to sugar and getting type 2 diabetes. Letting it go so far that now if I stand for more than a couple of hours I start limping because my foot are just flaring up and causing pain. Nerve damage is no joke and knowing that it's irreparable is just devastating.

Pretty sure 95% of the police force in in your neighborhood right now, so yea, stay in, don't want to get shot.

If you can't get ahold of the doctor, try calling the pharmacy. Pharmacist are usually well trained in side effects and how to handle them.

Cause Covid is afraid of guns.

Hong Kong club, bring your passport, use a taxi/uber and be wary of anyone who approaches you in the street and knows perfect English.

Yea, that feeling when the warmth engulfs the little fellow, then you adjust and it it's just going through the motion, also condoms ruin it.

Yea, it's called vaping.

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Nostalgia too strong to think of the US SNES as anything but perfect.

Named mine Justine in the DMD game.

FabIe posted...

Same job just consolidating offices. So mine is being relocated to TX. They're paying for us to move and will pay to break out leases/house sale costs too. I hear they also help with closing costs on a new home.

Glad to hear Gamefaqs.com is willing to go to such great lengths.

482+7=5.3333, he good

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JTilly posted...

You do realize youre immune system would become so weak to the point that a common cold could kill you if you did that long enough right?

Heck yea, no condoms ever, got to build up that immune system.

Old enough to buy a rifle, old enough to join the military, but too young to drink and smoke and rent a car.

Stay up and watch Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

YugiNoob posted...

Yeah I went during late October and I had a blast. The food in convenience stores there is so much better than what we get here in Hawaii. They sold adult magazines right next to the Shonen Jump manga at 7-11 lol.

Also, I watched some of a Japanese dubbed Men in Black movie in the hotel. Let me just say that Will Smith's Japanese voice over didn't match at all XD

Wonder if they censor the adult magazines, probably do.

Wonder how long after the trial before Netflix documentary comes out.

mods must be asleep, think of all the 13 y.o on CE who are being tainted right now

Lol, good luck hitting me with thar hat in the way, don't even have to win the pistol draw, just take my time and aim properly.

Extra punch for wrong way driving

Run Forest Run

He banned bump stocks, did more tham Obama ever did on gun control.

Just take the change and rub it in your armpit before handing it to them. When they say that's disgusting, tell them they now know how you feel.

Damn, that's 2 miles from my house.

Grab it, take my mask off and stick it next to my nose, you can smell if it's new or not, if it smells like ass, keep it since it's finders keepers.

Got both my dose of the vaccine, trip to Tijuana, grab some some blue pills and hit up 14 ladies.

Get clinical strength antipersprirant.

Take away his Twitter and he's just some old guy in Florida.

skinny mofo with no muscle about to get grounded and pounded

Guy with no car, no job, no future, still having sex. Most of CE, "bag of sand?"

Cockfight blades, imagine fights to the death where the only weapon allowed is a blade attached to your cock and you and the other guy must duel with thrust and hip swings, no use of hands allowed, size would matter.

Yup, baby boys don't have a say in whether or not they get their penis cut up, it's not fair.

Just wait until your parents are old and weak, then you can hit them back, will bring some closure.

If she really wanted money, she would do OF, would become a millionaire overnight.

Iron Man

Yea, sure ask for help and proper form. Deadlift looks easy, but it's the only lift I've ever injured myself at.