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TopicI've got a presentation tomorrow I'm not prepared for, how do I get out of it?
bknight
05/31/23 4:39:24 AM
#18
Just say you have Covid, get a week off.
TopicWhy does Feces smell bad?
bknight
05/28/23 2:23:28 AM
#21
Because God didn't want us to eat ass or to put the carrot down the Hershey highway.
TopicStar Wars reboot: who would you make black?
bknight
05/26/23 5:21:41 AM
#9
Jar Jar Binks, it's what Lucas would had wanted
TopicCredit Score check in this topic
bknight
05/25/23 9:23:50 AM
#11
752, opened 2 new CC with $200 bonuses each to pay federal taxes and a new mattress, so the old score took a hit

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TopicShould this man be charged with murder?
bknight
05/24/23 1:41:28 PM
#36
It's Florida, the guy is going to jail for murder.
TopicHow Heavy Are the Dumbells You Lift's OP slaps
bknight
05/23/23 4:00:27 AM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHvgPJPMXk&ab_channel=Oniikami
TopicWhat if they make Lois Lane black in the James Gunn universe?
bknight
05/23/23 3:57:11 AM
#23
It's fine, now if they made Catwoman black, there would be issues.
TopicCan Lebron's Lakers be the first to overcome 0-3?
bknight
05/21/23 1:24:31 AM
#16
Getting so far in the playoffs just going to keep LeBron from thinking about retiring, guess it's going to be a few more years before he goes back to the Cavs for a year for league minimum to just retire in Cleveland.
TopicITT we guess the title of the next Zelda game
bknight
05/18/23 2:29:39 AM
#19
got tears and breath already so I guess we go with ears and sound, hmmm
TLOZ: Sound of the Tree Falling
TopicTop 20 baby names of 2022
bknight
05/14/23 1:26:52 AM
#34
My soon to be one year old niece is named Olivia, list on point.
TopicPrime Mike Tyson attacks you but you got 2 brass knuckles
bknight
05/13/23 9:16:24 PM
#9
Bruce Lee wins because he kicks and Tyson can't defend against that.
Topic1.2 million people currently playing Counter Strike Global Offensive.
bknight
05/11/23 6:01:18 PM
#3
Nah, I only play new AAA games, Redfall is where it's at, I'm not a peasant.
TopicThis motorcycle chase looks like something out of a movie
bknight
05/11/23 4:32:23 PM
#7
but how's her ass, oh, nvm
TopicWould you date Elsa Jean in 2023?
bknight
05/09/23 5:51:05 AM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/4/AAACUvAAEdZE.jpg
TopicBought an Xbox Series X
bknight
05/06/23 6:38:59 PM
#19
Ff16
TopicStar W*rs fan bunker topic
bknight
05/04/23 8:15:47 PM
#20
Vietcongs are the rebels and the Empire is the USA.
Topic85% chance you get $10k, 15% chance you just die. Do you go for it?
bknight
05/03/23 5:56:57 PM
#21
increase money or decrease consequence
make it 50k or get AIDS and I would spin
TopicInflation hit my local fucking soda machine
bknight
05/03/23 5:08:51 PM
#10
Trumpo posted...
CVS regularly discounts it to the legacy price
CVS is actually going to stop selling Arizona cans because they're not allowed to be marked up to above 99c.
TopicInflation hit my local fucking soda machine
bknight
05/03/23 4:42:57 PM
#7
You'll know it's real when a can of Arizona is more than 99c.
TopicTexas weatherman seemingly wants to shoot kids for ringing his doorbell.
bknight
05/03/23 6:29:15 AM
#4
Dang, used to go door to door as a kid to sell those stupid catalog items for school trip funding, guess they don't do that anymore in 2023.
TopicHas Greg Abbot faced any consequences for calling murder victims illegals?
bknight
05/02/23 8:48:35 PM
#2
Let's see, last time I remember any politician facing consequences was Al Franken stepping down for sexual harassment.
Topic12yo sent home for wearing a shirt saying there's only two genders
bknight
05/02/23 8:46:17 PM
#56
And now he's Googleable, every background checks, every potential gf/bf, college application, not woth it, unless it's already too late and he goes super MAGA or Qanon.
TopicIs it time to start shaming people still playing on last gen consoles
bknight
04/30/23 6:57:35 PM
#31
Yea, but if it's 3 gen ago then they're cool again for being retro gamers.
TopicI'm flying to Mexico tomorrow, any tips?
bknight
04/30/23 2:46:53 PM
#8
Don't eat street vendor chicken.
TopicCollapsed at work today.
bknight
04/29/23 3:24:59 PM
#31
Not sure how this isn't a workers comp claim. Had a cashier trip and fall and spent an hour on the phone with our worker's comp insurance company getting a claim started for her. She got to go to the hospital and get x-rays all for a bruise and didn't have to pay for anything.
TopicMy gf is asleep next to me and hilariously farting her ass out
bknight
04/28/23 1:25:18 AM
#11
DarthDemented posted...
How do you take pics of farts?
Just need a lighter bro.
TopicImagine a deal where you pay $1000 a year...
bknight
04/28/23 12:02:48 AM
#8
Heck no, stuffing cash in your mattress is the only real savings plan, don't trust no bank
TopicIs it weird to save money for college tuition for children dat don't even exist
bknight
04/27/23 8:16:37 PM
#6
just put money in a 529 for future kids, let it grow tax free and it can be given to a nephew or niece, this is if you have way too much money and already maxed out your 401k, hsa, roth ira
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