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TopicWe have a POLICE CHASE!
bknight
07/26/22 10:27:00 PM
#15
bam

TopicWe have a POLICE CHASE!
bknight
07/26/22 10:25:40 PM
#12
Used to work in Laguna Hills, neat.
TopicLadies, not trying to brag but
bknight
07/26/22 10:21:10 PM
#17
124, get a couple of 3 month suspension and bam, everything is ruined
TopicIf I win the mega millions tonight, I'll give everyone who posts ITT $1,000.
bknight
07/26/22 9:54:08 PM
#86
post
here's my QP
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/0/AAACUvAADf0E.jpg
TopicYou're driving 8 hours on the interstate. Where do you stop to use the bathroom
bknight
07/26/22 6:48:38 PM
#34
Walmart, also pick up a shotgun in case Jeeper Creeper van follows me around.
TopicThe glorious Choco Taco has been discontinued
bknight
07/26/22 6:43:37 PM
#59
Now it joins Twinkies and Necco Wafers as something that gets discontinued only to be brought back a few years later.
TopicAnyone else not having sex by choice due to da monkeypox thing?
bknight
07/26/22 6:41:49 PM
#6
I remember when people stop having sex because of HIV.
TopicI no longer use cases. I haven't used cases for my last few phones now.
bknight
07/26/22 3:57:31 PM
#15
I uses casea on all my phone, starting in 2009 with my Motorolla Droid X, I've never had a cracked screen.
Topicfuck this delivery company
bknight
07/26/22 9:50:42 AM
#8
Bezo was right, that's what happens when you let them have bathroom breaks and air conditioning, give them an inch and they take a mile.
TopicI can't wait to get my wife pregnant again
bknight
07/26/22 2:33:22 AM
#15
A boob job would be cheaper.
TopicYour friend: "Dude I've been asleep the last 3 years. What I miss?"
bknight
07/26/22 2:32:40 AM
#2
palpatine is back somehow
TopicTop Gun Maverick is a meme
bknight
07/25/22 4:05:52 PM
#3
Not as good as It's Morbin Time, that's why Morbius made so much money.
TopicWhich car should I get? All 2022/new builds
bknight
07/22/22 9:29:45 PM
#23
I'd be in the 'buy used' camp, but not sure if used cars are still way overpriced.
TopicThe person who discovered you can milk cows...
bknight
07/21/22 4:04:36 AM
#13
How about the first guy who thought it would be a great idea to put his wiener into a girls crevasse where only blood and pee comes out?
TopicPervert caught red handed taking creepshot
bknight
07/20/22 6:56:38 PM
#30
And now random strangers all over the internet and on gaming boards will be looking at her bum, and not just one lonely old pervert, mission accomplished.
TopicFire obsession is Pyromania. Ice obsession is...?
bknight
07/20/22 4:39:55 AM
#5
Shivamania
TopicWould you date someone that's a product of incest?
bknight
07/20/22 3:53:16 AM
#47
Depends on if she has 3 boobs or 1 boob.
TopicGot another shelf for the nerd shit my wife and I have!
bknight
07/20/22 3:45:58 AM
#18
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/2/AAACUvAADeOY.jpg
TopicGot another shelf for the nerd shit my wife and I have!
bknight
07/20/22 3:38:55 AM
#16
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I'll pretend to be your wife, if you need a stand in. I'll love our shelves like they were my own. They get cluttered so fast :3
Good enough for me, some dusty nerd shit.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/8/AAACUvAADeOU.jpg
TopicPete and Repete were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
bknight
07/20/22 3:23:47 AM
#39
deez nuts?
TopicGot another shelf for the nerd shit my wife and I have!
bknight
07/20/22 3:12:40 AM
#14
Now I kind of want to post my shelves of nerd shit, and I don't even have a wife.
TopicWoman's pitbull attacks her friend, eats her arm when she tries to save him
bknight
07/20/22 1:39:59 AM
#13
Wonder if it's more likely that a family member will get accidentally shot by gunowner or more likely to get accidentally attacked by a pitbull owner, someone pull some stats out, and also the percentage of pitbull owners who own guns, probably high.
Topic'90s anime aesthetic.
bknight
07/19/22 5:35:30 AM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/6/AAACUvAADeBA.jpg
and then all female designs became Rei clones
TopicDua Lipa caught flashing her panties.
bknight
07/19/22 3:11:08 AM
#21
Ass too small, would not consummate, even for $10,000.
TopicIdaho repubs vote to kill the mother
bknight
07/18/22 4:51:15 AM
#12
Remember when anti-vaxxers was some fringe movement most people made fun of, now it's a rallying cry for the far right. It going to suck for their kids when they go full blown conspiracy and refuse modern medicine.
Topiclol my strawberry looks like a boob
bknight
07/18/22 4:48:44 AM
#22
as long as you don't take a pic of you licking it, this is still a message board with 13 y.o on it
TopicBut what's her @ though?
bknight
07/18/22 2:17:34 AM
#15
ShineboxPhil posted...
https://imgur.com/a/vMotd4D
Wonder if it would be weirder doing it with the robot leg or no leg. Guess fewer positions with no leg.
TopicK. So you got your weiner stuck in a beer bottle. Now what?
bknight
07/16/22 8:29:31 PM
#25
Flex leg muscles to increase blood flow into those major muscle groups.
TopicJapan invites you to move there to help fix their declining population.
bknight
07/16/22 8:26:40 PM
#54
Nah, don't want to get shot like their former prime minister. People in Japan be making guns at home with wood and tubes and stuff, that place is scary.
TopicHow much will daddy Biden forgive?
bknight
07/16/22 3:20:10 PM
#1
Student loan forgivness





Student loan repayment fast approaching. Will Biden do anything?
TopicI am visiting 2022 from 2050. AMA
bknight
07/16/22 2:25:27 PM
#44
Is this a dip, should I buy crypto?
TopicCEmen literally only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting.
bknight
07/16/22 12:43:23 PM
#5
500 rando replies
TopicHow do you write your '4's?
bknight
07/14/22 7:53:39 PM
#13
IV
TopicUvalde cop plays with phone while children are being killed
bknight
07/14/22 1:11:44 PM
#89
If a CEmen was a cop during the middle of a school shooting
TO CE!
TopicDo you still go the The Mall and buy stuff from there?
bknight
07/14/22 1:08:17 PM
#19
Last few times was when I bought something online and they only offered free shipping to a store.
TopicBe pretty funny if DC gets their shit together right as Marvel starts tanking
bknight
07/14/22 12:53:17 AM
#37
Marvel running out of A or B grade actors to hire, guess they can get Henry Cavill now, too tall for Wolverine?
TopiceBay buyer says he never got the item I shipped him.
bknight
07/13/22 11:53:11 PM
#20
Got screwed by Ebay when a seller sent an item and when it got to my local FedEx, he had them return to shipper. Ebay investigated and since an item was sent out they sided with the seller.
TopicDid you know the USA is averaging 100,000 plus cases a day?
bknight
07/13/22 5:20:20 PM
#99
L_Ratio_Cope posted...
Again, what is the point you're trying to make here and what is your solution to prevent "long covid" when vaccines and boosts and such exist.
The point is this guy has sex.
TopicNancy Pelosi is butt naked knocking on your door asking for help
bknight
07/13/22 3:50:32 PM
#23
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/9/AAACUvAADctT.jpg
TopicHer boyfriend, he don't know
bknight
07/13/22 8:50:27 AM
#7
Nintendo
TopicIf women sneeze to hard can tampons be ejected
bknight
07/12/22 6:18:39 AM
#20
Used to work in a fast food restaurant and once in a while, if there were no girls working, they would make me clean the women's restroom. They keep this little trash thing stuck to the wall next to the TP holder for all the bloody stuff that can't be flushed and I never had to courage to peek inside. Not my job to clean that thing, just sweep the floor, change to TP and take out the trash.
TopicIs batman a Dracula?
bknight
07/12/22 6:09:32 AM
#20
Batman is more of a Naruto than a Dracula.
TopicWhenever things go bad in the U.S., the American voter reacts by...
bknight
07/12/22 2:56:10 AM
#19
masterpug53 posted...
"I'm tired of the wolves eating my sheep, I should get some sheepdogs to protect them."
"I'm tired of these sheepdogs not doing enough to protect my sheep, I should let the wolves watch after them instead."

Lather, rinse, repeat.
Guns solve all problems. Finger in ear "la,la,la,la,la,la"
Topicwhat is wrong with paying for sex
bknight
07/11/22 1:55:26 AM
#34
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Won't you have to raise their babies now?
Only when the Supreme Court outlaws contraceptives, but most of CE won't have to worry about that cause you can't get a sock pregnant.
TopicTrump is literally homelander
bknight
07/10/22 2:34:56 AM
#10
So Maeve is Hillary?
TopicRegarding Rightwinger Jack Probosiac Saying 'They' Took Elliot Page from 'Us' --
bknight
07/09/22 5:33:17 AM
#74
Guess he's never been to Thailand where you can easily hook up with all the hot lady boys, to get back at 'them'.
Topicsubcultures that get a ton of shit but everyone ive met from them was super nice
bknight
07/08/22 3:50:49 PM
#9
MAGA heads, every interaction with them was not unpleasant, they just wear that hat around and have been courteous, and I'm not even white.
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