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The entire conference could have just been this game and I'd still have no idea what the hell it is.

FINALLY I get to play a game where I rip my toenail off.

Gee I'm glad we waited all that time to come back to this.

Okay you guys want to see more games? HERE'S CALL OF DUTY

Aren't you supposed to do these "talk about what you've seen" segments when a conference is over?

Letron_James posted...

Its like if FDR shook the hand of Mussolini or some shit, absolutely disgraceful if you ask me.

FDR shook hands with Stalin, bro.

Oh that is brilliant lol

There is a distinct lack of the players calling each other racist slurs.

It's at 4 PM Eastern. I'm not sure why TC is having this much trouble figuring out time.

Then I fucked up. I meant Popcorn_Fairy.

PokemonExpert44 posted...

Is your dad still with Nintendo?

You never really leave Nintendo.

My dad also did. He works at Nintendo, after all.

Why does an unemployed guy have his kids in daycare?

It's not a competition, man.

I'm kinda shocked this is Vince Vaughn's first DUI.

ZMythos posted...

They had a shit ton of loose strings to tie up

That's true. But Solo is not going to get a sequel.

Yeah where's my Jesus-flinging game, Google?

It's only gonna be there this one week.

You really think the movie is gonna get a sequel?

Mickey's? You did the right thing taking those away.

Y2J_0s_HBK_Blue posted...

My guess is you don't understand QT.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand QT.

This guy doesn't know his dog is working with the bugs.

Just turn on Freeform and see which one they're playing.

The thing about Norse mythology is it's wildly inconsistent and innumerable versions exist for every story and for all of the gods.

This is the same fanbase that ruined the life of a ten year old boy.

It's bland because everybody knew this was what was going to happen this year. The NBA is the most predictable league there is.

I am the reaper! Collector of holes!

You don't win. You just do a little better each time.

The last video game one I did was Halo 3 and the last movie was Revenge of the Sith.

Elvis was not amused.

Folks liked it when TFA tread similar ground to ANH. I think what they need to do for Episode IX to be a success is make it similar to RotJ. That means put Rose in a metal bikini.

Zikten posted...

I would say maybe as much as 30% of the prison population in america is innocent

Oh please provide a source for this number.

You can't do a whole lot better on the mound than that. Clearly it's not gonna happen for him.

Oh this is American? So they just skipped adapting the other ones after Dragon Tattoo?

Morrissey is like the prototypical soyboy.

Oh but an eggplant is fine?!

Bring back Wart.

Only some of us are in jail.

Doom_Art is pimping sweet lady propane.

Jared Leto isn't even in the top 5 live-action Jokers.

thronedfire2 posted...

What do you think dysentery does

Ends your game of Oregon Trail.

If you find a copy of London After Midnight you should probably call some film historians.

I think we see enough shit on CE.

Faust

He just didn't want to stand next to Big Dick Nick Foles.

Goodfellas. Who plays female Joe Pesci?

Yeah it's pretty impressive to have exclusive rights to one of the biggest franchises on the planet and make only two games.

I think he tweets more about Trump than Trump tweets about Trump.