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TopicThe fucking cooking in RDR2 sucks ass
_BIueMonk
11/20/18 3:13:06 AM
#2
yeah i got skinny for some reason but i swear i ate everyday and a lot. every god damn gunfight im stuffing candies and chocolate bars down my mouth lol
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Topicwhat's wrong with using a personal email account to do white house business?
_BIueMonk
11/20/18 3:00:19 AM
#1
its fine. stop worrying.

ANYWAY WHEN ARE WE LOCKING UP HILLARY BOYS?!?!
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TopicFallout 76 currently has a 43 on metacritic.
_BIueMonk
11/20/18 2:49:09 AM
#26
if you wanna see a bunch of deluded players who are calling people who dont like this game assholes and praising todd like a god, go over to /r/fo76/
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Topichow much Red Dead Redemption 2 do i have left *MAJOR SPOILERS*
_BIueMonk
11/20/18 2:42:29 AM
#3
thanks.
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Topichow much Red Dead Redemption 2 do i have left *MAJOR SPOILERS*
_BIueMonk
11/20/18 2:36:56 AM
#1
i just got to the epilogue part 1. i got about 2-3 more hours tonight before i gotta hit the hay... can i finish the game?
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TopicA Real Witch reviews Sabrina and other witches...wait what the fuck!?
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 4:37:21 AM
#10
SoulOfFayth posted...
Lol this topic already

yeah seriously

"hey buzzfeed made a dumb video"
"YEAH WELL YOU CAN'T PROVE GOD DOESN'T EXIST"

huh?
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TopicSo my GF got weirded out that I didn't have any porn on my phone or pc lol...
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 4:20:24 AM
#9
DoomsSD posted...
He doesn't need porn, he has a girlfriend.

said no one ever.
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Topichave you ever jacked it to a league of legends character
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 4:19:15 AM
#1
don't lie
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TopicTrump: So funny to see little Adam Schitt saying Whitaker wasn't Senate approved
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 3:55:26 AM
#4
ledbowman posted...
often proudly flying the flag of their nation

lmao what the hell
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TopicThe president of the Philippines has issued a bounty on Communists' heads
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 3:54:14 AM
#16
geez. im filipino so i know a little about this guy. hes similar to trump. charismatic and won over the right wing and is actually insane. except in this case, the philippines is mostly right wing and also insane, so he has a lot of supporters.

but to bring it back to america, can't wait for Trump to put bounties on journalists head. LOL COULD YOU IMAGINE PEOPLE ATTACKING AND SHOOTING JOURNALISTS CUZ TRUMP SAID--- OH WAIT THATS ALREADY HAPPENING.
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TopicRDR2: "Steal the thing without killing anyone." Me: Gotcha
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 3:11:08 AM
#1
*horse slightly bumps the stagecoach*

NPC: "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!"

wtf rockstar cmon
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Topiclol Bethesda (Fallout 76 possible spoilers)
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 3:05:43 AM
#25
i got 6 hours into Fallout 4 before i said this game fucking sucks.

now you're gonna take the story, and NPCs away and leave a fucked up bugged mess? and make me play with assholes?

on that, what's up with the PVP? they encourage PVP but then do shit like half all incoming damage until you fire back, HUH????

they let you loot people but everything has RPG-styled level and stat requirements? HUHHHH????
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TopicHave you ever been unfairly moderated, warned, suspended, or banned?
_BIueMonk
11/19/18 3:03:21 AM
#53
i once got a week suspension cuz i made a topic about a korean girl who painted her face brown and performed hip hop music. i posted a video, and asked if this was cultural appropriation

i got modded saying i didn't need to bring up race in the topic

like

huh

i made the topic

i made it to discuss race.

why
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TopicRIP Valve.
_BIueMonk
11/18/18 3:39:05 PM
#7
creativerealms posted...
Valve doesn't even need to make games anymore

But I mean

They are

Shitty ones like this.
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TopicRIP Valve.
_BIueMonk
11/18/18 3:34:41 PM
#1
About their new card game:


1. Base game cost $20

2. You can only buy packs with money, no way to get free cards

3. You can get literally useless cards (not just bad, actually useless) from packs

3. You have to pay to play competitive

4. You have to pay to play draft

5. Impossible to "go infinite" in draft due to mmr system guaranteeing a ~50% win rate, which has no payout

6. No trading confirmed, only way to get specific cards is on the marketplace where Valve takes a percent

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TopicLol. CE actually thinks I'm black?
_BIueMonk
11/18/18 1:51:52 PM
#10
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
TC will turn out to be the whitest dude on CE

this too.
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TopicLol. CE actually thinks I'm black?
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 8:34:06 PM
#1
I'm Puerto Rican. Just like my boy videogamedunkey

Spaghetti and meatballs!!!
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TopicI really miss my girlfriend.
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 7:39:48 PM
#35
Duncanwii posted...
:(

hey, you do it to yourself. if you're willing to put up with a girl who never sees you and definitely won't touch you, thats on you.

me? im going to fuck the shit out of my girlfriend tonight. shes not gonna be able to stand when we're done :D
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Topicwtf fuck saint denis *RDR2 spoilers*
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 7:38:18 PM
#1
a guy knocked me out and took 500 dollars from me.

i thought he would just rob me normally, so i took out my throwing knives and right when i aimed, WHAM.

sigh.
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TopicI really miss my girlfriend.
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 2:37:35 PM
#30
Duncanwii posted...
Yeah we at least do that. We dont make out though, shes uncomfortable with the concept.

lmao

im glad i was never this desperate.
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TopicI really miss my girlfriend.
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 2:30:14 PM
#23
holedigger posted...
She's not your girlfriend. What you have posted about on here a ridiculously tedious number of times does not in any way constitute or resemble a romantic relationship.

what's his story
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TopicGuys, it's not stomping down the drain! Help!!
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 2:29:43 PM
#4
one time when i was like 8 i was taking a bath and i had to poop. so i went ahead and stuffed it down the drain.

when i was done, i went out to tell my dad what i did in a kind of "you dont need to worry" tone. he just looked at me like uhhh okay well.. lol
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Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 2:24:28 PM
#22
TopicI really miss my girlfriend.
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 2:24:15 PM
#15
go learn to drive.
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Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/17/18 12:02:33 AM
#18
Skye Reynolds posted...
Racial fetishism is pretty disgusting. It's fine to have a preference, but don't go making shit up about people based on their appearance or ancestry. It's literally sexualized racism.

yup

C_Pain posted...
decent satire topic

huh? satire?
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Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 8:54:50 PM
#13
LimboTraveller posted...
so , your mom is asian?

_BIueMonk posted...
yeah keep making your jokes. doesn't change reality. the fact that i have someone to love and hold and i get sex on the regular.

what are you doing tonight? ill be having sex with my hot asian girlfriend.

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Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:49:01 PM
#11
Webmaster4531 posted...
His DNA test said his right hand(girlfriend) was 1% asian.

yeah keep making your jokes. doesn't change reality. the fact that i have someone to love and hold and i get sex on the regular.

what are you doing tonight? ill be having sex with my hot asian girlfriend.
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TopicBlue mage, gunblader and viera coming to ffxiv
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:47:52 PM
#20
sauceje posted...
If you wait until Shadowbringers is out, you'll only need to buy that

oh good. i still remember having to buy Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, and Cataclysm just to have the full game in WoW.
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TopicBlue mage, gunblader and viera coming to ffxiv
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:42:28 PM
#18
is the game even good. i have final fantasy 14 but never bothered to play it cuz WoW exists.

do i need to buy expansions? which ones?
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TopicWhen was da last time you had Five Guys inside you?
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:37:11 PM
#16
like 3 years ago. i didn't like it.
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Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:36:52 PM
#5
Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:12:45 PM
#4
LimboTraveller posted...
bluemonk just said this because he keep failing to get asian girls

huh? my girlfriend is asian.
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TopicThe President, on California's wildfires
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:08:18 PM
#16
"all these dead bodies, probably democrats am i right folks?, piled up like animals. it's incredible. look at this one, looks like a mother holding their charred baby. absolutely incredible, nothing like it. i love it."

-trump, probably.
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Topicpeople who fetishize asian girls like are disgusting.
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:06:54 PM
#1
this post mades me sad
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9xk31d/i_think_my_boyfriend_18m_racially_fetishizes_me/

like wtf, they're not even a person to you. they're just a THING. an ASIAN THING.

fuck people who do this.
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Topicfuck markiplier
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 7:00:45 PM
#1
why is he selling 85 dollar hoodies that just have words on them

he sold out. i miss 2014 markiplier. fuck.
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TopicThe President, on California's wildfires
_BIueMonk
11/16/18 6:56:39 PM
#8
Dash_Harber posted...
I think I speak for the rest of my beautiful, great, white, north when I point and say, "HAHAHAHAHAHA!".

66 people are dead

fuck off.
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TopicThink RDR2 is gonna be on sale soon?
_BIueMonk
11/15/18 11:57:13 AM
#18
I4NRulez posted...
GTA goes on sale like every other week on steam.

yeah NOW it does, but for a good 5 years it was a solid 60 bucks everywhere.
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Topici can't believe people thought Fallout 76 was going to be a good game
_BIueMonk
11/15/18 3:24:26 AM
#7
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
People thought it was going to be good? I saw nothing but hate and skepticism leading to its release.

i saw some people praising the game cuz they had 5 minutes of fun with their friends.

i wonder how they're doing now.
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Topici can't believe people thought Fallout 76 was going to be a good game
_BIueMonk
11/15/18 3:06:23 AM
#1
what were they thinking?
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TopicThink RDR2 is gonna be on sale soon?
_BIueMonk
11/15/18 2:55:55 AM
#6
FF_Redux posted...
There is no such service on R2D2

https://www.rockstargames.com/reddeadredemption2/online
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TopicThink RDR2 is gonna be on sale soon?
_BIueMonk
11/15/18 2:53:31 AM
#2
lmao gta5 was 60 dollars up until earlier this year.
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TopicFallout 76 is a shit game and full of bugs?
_BIueMonk
11/14/18 11:52:34 PM
#1
I'm shocked. Shocked!!!

Well not that shocked.
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Topicawww yeah just got my PS3 Linux class action lawsuit settlement check!!!
_BIueMonk
11/14/18 9:44:00 PM
#4
BeyondWalls posted...
You just NOW got it?

yup
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Topicawww yeah just got my PS3 Linux class action lawsuit settlement check!!!
_BIueMonk
11/14/18 9:27:05 PM
#1
a while ago they were sued for removing the ability to install Linux on the PS3, so they were sued.

https://www.polygon.com/2016/10/12/13261780/ps3-otheros-linux-lawsuit-settlement-claims

well i just got my check in the mail

$10.07!!! IM A MILLIONAIRE!!!


AWWW YEAH
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TopicFallout 76 comes out TOMORROW
_BIueMonk
11/13/18 11:53:56 PM
#5
Blue_Inigo posted...
Looks lame tbh

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TopicITT: I rank the weapons in red dead redemption 2 for no reason.
_BIueMonk
11/13/18 11:33:53 PM
#6
how do i turn off scope again
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TopicGod DAMN Becky Lynch is a bad ass *general WWE spoilers*
_BIueMonk
11/13/18 9:44:02 PM
#42
Calwings posted...
Blame that sloppy, stiff punch from Nia Jax. That's what busted Becky open and gave her a concussion. Nia is terrible at her job and a hazard to the people she works with, yet she keeps getting put in situations like this despite her unsafe work.

so far thats

Charlotte - Almost broke her neck, TWICE. Could have paralyzed her, easily.

Asuka - Same as above

Becky - Broken Nose and concussion (or so it's currently being reported)

Sasha - Undisclossed but kept off for about 2 months (no i am not talking about her recent disappearance)

Bayley - Basically just destroyed her shoulder recklessly

Zelina also apparently.

but she still gets booked cuz lol shes related to the rock.
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TopicGod DAMN Becky Lynch is a bad ass *general WWE spoilers*
_BIueMonk
11/13/18 9:27:21 PM
#38
SpiralDrift posted...
That was possibly the most botched clothesline in pro wrestling history.

yeah i dunno what that was lol.
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TopicGod DAMN Becky Lynch is a bad ass *general WWE spoilers*
_BIueMonk
11/13/18 9:26:49 PM
#37
OmegaPillow posted...
Yeesh imagine being over 20 watching wrestling still LMAO

Yeesh imagine being over 20 and caring about what people watch on TV.
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