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I have had a good deal of success in my dating/sex life and figured I could pass on some tips to lonely CEmen that have had some problems in the past. You've heard the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method from It's Always Sunny and I figured I'd fit my own seduction method into a paradigm like this.

Behold:

The S.H.I.N.O.B.I. Method

My method makes the assumption that you have already met a woman and have her number, which I feel is the easy part because it can just be a girl you matched with through online dating or met in a group project or something. Anyway:

1. S - Send Vague Text Responses
Girls eat this shit up. Don't give her any definite responses or make her feel like she's worth any more time than a text message. If you are too much of a "nice guy" then normally the girl gets turned off, but you can't be a dick either. You need to be aloof; this girl KNOWS she can pull a thousand guys on Tinder in fifteen minutes, but if you aren't acting thirsty it will instantly elevate you above them.

2. H - Have Her Meet You For Dinner at Olive Garden
Olive Garden is the perfect casual dining experience. It is nice enough that it will feel like an actual date, but not too nice that your date is intimidated. It also offers ample parking. Make sure that you drive separately; this is important later on.

3. I - Indicate That You Would Like a Round of Breadsticks for the Table
As soon as the waitress attends to your table, order a round of Breadsticks. The Breadsticks are not only free, but they are unlimited, and that will be key here. As many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector, so I find it important to let the waitress know right away that you want the Breadsticks, as there will not be any wasted time.

4. N - Never Let the Waitress See You Taking Breadsticks Out of the Restaurant
Once your have received your basket of Breadsticks, you may empty them all out into your jacket pockets, but as this is uncomfortable, you will want to make sure you take trips to your car periodically to unload. This is where it becomes key that you drove to the restaurant separately. Make sure the wait staff does not see you leaving to unload either, or they will kick you out (has happened to me on rare occasions).

5. O - Order More Breadsticks
As soon as the waitress comes back, say "nummy nummy, breadsticks in me tummy, yummy yummy, more more!" or something to that nature. The waitress will think you are a big fat fuck and likely go back to provide more, as Olive Garden provides these Breadsticks for free and the restaurants are insured for thousands anyway (so they aren't taking a financial hit from the Breastick losses).

6. B - Bring a Trash Bag to Store Breadsticks
This part is key. You can only go out to your car so many times before you begin to rouse suspicion. I like to use the "Oh, I left my dog chained outside of the restaurant, better bring him water this time!" or "Methinks I have left my child in the hot car! Daddy's coming!" However, too many trips will start to get you looks, so bring a trash bag to fill up with Breadsticks (under your table).

7. I - Immediately Leave the Restaurant After Your Bag is Full
Once the bag is full, you can no longer unload in your car, so it is time to leave. If you have done this correctly, your bill will be $0.00 and you will have a car loaded with warm, garlic and parmesan covered baked goods.

From there, you can use these Breadsticks to make sandwiches for the month. I hope this advice helps some of you CEmen, because I know dating is hard and it's sometimes nerve wracking knowing how to behave on a first date.

10/10

Dropping knowledge here.
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Sunhawk posted...

I'm not sure if I can exactly recommend the gameplay. It's kinda like pulling teeth. The combination of turn-taking and real time action is alright, but it doesn't seemed to be pulled off in a good way.

It's not for everyone. I'm a fan of it.

I picked this up for the Switch a couple hours ago. Going to go home and play tonight.
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I heard the Borderlands one was amazing. Haven't tried it.
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thronedfire2 posted...

got a tractor handy?

Best place to get one.
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This game sucked up a LOT of time for me.

I think I just like seeing everything work and don't really care if I "finish" it.
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For sure. My view is that they give us sick time to use. We don't get paid for the time we don't take.

Although I just found out you can carry over sick time year to year
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I have combined 3700 or so. :/

I hardly ever make topics though, only comment.
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My team is 1-1-1. I feel like I should be here too because they always have a 0 in that first slot.
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C final answer
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ThatMuttGuy posted...

It has DLC but I think it's just Arena bs.

Most of it was IIRC but there was one that took you to a new location that was a full blown DLC.
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It got some DLC. The big one was Claptraps Voyage or something like that.

http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Add-on_content
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catboy0_0 posted...

is this real??

Well let's see...

That facebook post was uploaded in 2017.
One of the two is gay.
The other of the two is married and straight.

So probably not.
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SuperExcitebike posted...

Or when you flip to the scrolling tv guide channel and missed the channel you wanted to check on by a few seconds. Then you leave it on to catch it in 3-4 minutes, get sidetracked and miss it again

The absolute worst. Back when channels were 3-99 and not the hundreds we have now.
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I don't think they said it looks like toad's penis. They said it looked like Toad.
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I remember when it was only TV Guides. After that came the scrolling schedule that showed what was on usually with infomercials playing at the top of the screen.
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This topic is weird.

Look at me, I gave money to poor people.
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It probably feels like this:

"If I need validation from random strangers online that my girlfriend is attractive then I probably have problems myself that need looking into"
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Two_Dee posted...

it definitely did

I thought it did too but I just looked it up.
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Schulyer Colfax because he had a weird name.
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frogman_295 posted...

Didn't RDR have online,?

Yes.
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Multiple times a day. I live on a mountain in the woods and can't even see my neighbors house.
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I read your username and all I can think of is this:


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He still hasn't shown back up huh?
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For years and years and years.
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This is flopic and a half. Jesus.
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Best character in a game ever.
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Vote for new characters then.


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Yeah they end. I keep running the Ossuary right now to get the rune to destroy the floors.
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Final Fantasy 8 came out on 9/9/99.
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I'm with you man. I had 5 taken out (apparently it happens sometimes) and at the end of the day I was a little groggy but felt fucking great. Like I could do or eat anything. I ate a sandwich.

The next day I paid for it.
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Why would you go after a 909 instead of a 919?
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It's just a conspiracy theory that there was a fourth plane that crashed in PA.
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I'm that way with the "R" word. My sister was one. It's just always how we referred to her. Not in a disparaging way at all. I got modded once saying I have a mentally "r-word" sister, like actually challenged.
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Probably not but it made the slasher genre cool again. Kind of modernized it.

I don't remember Scream 4.
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American Vandal Season 2 was supposed to come out today.
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Night of the Living Dead
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I usually read for an hour or two a day. I'm on a Stephen King kick right now.
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Agnostic420 posted...

Curious, what city and state does this guy live in?

Are we allowed to give it out? I mean he said it several times while he was here but is that doxxing a user?
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I'll pay 20 dollars a year to be able to play Ken Griffey Juniors Baseball from the SNES multiplayer online.
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Just a heads up in case you missed this fantastic show.
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silentwing26x posted...

We do not currently have enough computing power to accurately model the climate, let alone to accurately run simulations like this in any meaningful sense.

My thoughts exactly. They can't even get rain or snowfall totals right around the world but we expect them to be sure and give scientific answers for made up situations now. I don't buy it.

(Not saying Global Warming is made up, just that the storm they are trying to predict the changes of are.)
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Game made me so motion sick.
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This is actually kind of cool.
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So this thread isn't about Armored Core?
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Mrs. DevsBro
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Veggeta X posted...

That movie tried to convince us that Helen Hunt was attractive.

I thought she was hot in it.
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SNES games that are kind of less known that will always hold a place in my heart:

Lagoon
Paladin's Quest
Robotrek
7th Saga
Brainlord

More well known games I love:
Bubsy (the first one)
Lufia 1 and 2

SNES games on my top 5 games of all time:
Illusion of Gaia
Final Fantasy 4
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https://www.gsa.gov/real-estate/historic-preservation/historic-building-stewardship/national-register-of-historic-places

States may have their own as well, I'm not sure.
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