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*sad oink*

I thought this had to do with the girl who works the bombchu mini game.

Condomless sex please.

This is somebody's fetish.

Dude. I'm wearing panties right now. It's fucking rad.

I've only played it for like an hour. My brother brought his Xbox One over and we had a few drinks while he was letting me try it out. I started a fight with a giant and I got chased around for like 10 minutes.

I don't see myself getting sucked into it despite how cool it is.

sneakysnake posted...

I just wonder how the govt will deal with armed free roaming gangs afterwards.

Really depends on how this thing shakes out.

CornPop posted...

The Pizza Portal is a modern marvel.

"Welcome! Welcome!"

Yeah she's perfect.

I'd let her sleep in my bed so we can reenact the flashlight scene from Big Momma's House.

averagejoel posted...

I wouldn't mind seeing a specific mode on Showdown with 8 moveslots. it could be interesting. but yeah, it would definitely be super different. my first thought is that it would make pokemon like Sharpedo significantly better, because they wouldn't have to worry about choosing between, say, Ice Fang, Earthquake, and Close Combat. hell, we'd probably see Flip Turn on it

This guy gets it.

It's funny when a young man in his late teens thinks this way.

It's a bit disturbing knowing it's probably a creepy 30+ incel creating this topic.

I'm glad you took that in good spirits. Sometimes my shit talking crosses the line.

Axiom posted...

Gross

It may not be the caviar that you may be used to but it fills up my belly.

GiftedACIII posted...

What? Nothing about it is a retcon. It's not connected to the trilogy.

Ok. But it does that thing that prequels do where it slides in and undermines the impact of the original. Resident Evil 0, Baten Kaitos: Origins and a number of other prequel games do the same thing.

I wouldn't mind but it's the weakest game in the series in a series that has more than a few weak games.

Solid Snake07 posted...

Anyone who thinks the US should declare war on Russia is a fucking idiot, period

Yup.

My heart goes out to the Ukrainian refugees, especially the children and the people of color, who are being denied refuge at the border.

But it's not our war to fight and from the look of things Ukraine doesn't need our help to defeat Russia's crumbling military, despite us sending missiles to aid them.

Flauros posted...

According to google

"The calzone sections are made by folding the crust and stuffing them with garlic white sauce, mozzarella cheese, julienned pepperoni and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese."

I checked the official website and it doesnt have it listed on the nutrition facts page

Garlic white sauce. That has to be it.

You're the guy with the lame YouTube channel.

DavidZ2844 posted...

Yeah I think the garlic sauce+cheese combo sounds like it might be it. Ricotta has a fatter flavor to it and a different, more creamier texture, I think.

Plus I think ricotta would be too much of a premium ingredient for Little Caesars to use lol. No hate to them, they have good pizza for the low prices they charge, but I dont see them using ricotta in their pizzas. Could be wrong though.

I am inclined to agree with you. Honestly I thought a license as big as Batman was outside of their tier. Personally, I feel like they've really been trying hard to step up what they're all about. The Extra Most Bestest was a step in the right direction for the discount pizza chain. They have deserts and wings now too.

Maybe it's not actual ricotta but it is a creamier, finer cheese for sure.

Same rules apply though, it's still a Little Caesars pizza. Don't eat it after it goes cold, lol.

I haven't seen it but I have the promo poster with a cartoon Ryan Reynolds looking like Mario 64.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

A mix
I'm just like father, too bold. But also just like my mother. She's never satisfied.

Aayyy!

averagejoel posted...

yeah, because that's how pokemon works. all their offensive moves also require moveslots

I can see the appeal of switching out moves more easily for competitive play (or even for in-game), but I think realistically you'd probably end up with something more like a battle moveset and an HM moveset

They want to keep Pokemon stupid. They could make it technical and extremely competitive but modern Poke'mon appeals to casuals and I'm sure they want to keep it that way.

Likely because they sell porn games.

I'm indifferent. Just like nature.

averagejoel posted...

personally my lack of desire to cheat on my girlfriend is not contingent on her awareness of it

Nobody with a girlfriend talks like this.

PiOverlord posted...

Not DCOM, but man, rewatching Spy Kids 3, and you really realize that nostalgia is one helluva drug.

Tobert Rodriguez does good work. When you want big bang for small bucks you call Troublemaker.

averagejoel posted...

I think moves that boost defenses, whether we're talking stat boosters or screens, could also reasonably be considered a "Defend" option

Only it takes a move slot. It would be cool if a pokemon had a defensive moveset and an offensive moveset.

DavidZ2844 posted...

I got one the other night and I loved it too. What really surprised me was the cheesy bat knots at the top/bottom ends of the calzony. Theres no way its just normal mozzarella cheese, theres other stuff in there right? Like garlic or a different kind of cheese? I cant tell what it was but it tasted so damn good.

No, you are right. Now that you mention it I think it's ricotta cheese.

My first girlfriend had an allergy to latex so the first couple times we had sex her vagina swelled up and scared the shit out of her. Both of us really. She had to visit the school nurse on the sly because she didn't want her dad finding out she wasn't a virgin. I thought that I was hitting it too hard.

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Easy come, easy go, homie.

Heartomaton posted...

...but Splash literally does nothing...

...it's not even a Water-type move, it's Normal...

:l

That's the thing I hate about String Shot. It literally just makes the ass beating take longer. It's bug type but since it drops speed it doesn't even matter.

Heartomaton posted...

Bruh how is a Magikarp gonna defend itself

Splash.

UT1999 posted...

are you religious? cause some people say it was similar to how major religions work etc.....

I was having trouble finding whether or not the cult paid taxes. If so that would be the main difference.

Gamerguymass posted...

I never realized there was so many poor asexuals on GameFAQs.

They're saving themselves for marriage.

Draws a dragon for you to fight.

Gamerguymass posted...

This more then anything.

GameFAQs is the only place I have been on the internet where people try and act like there is something wrong with you for saying a women is attractive.

"Uh, that's someone's daughter you know"

No shit and I want to slides up in them skins.

Talib_21 posted...

You are pathetic lmao

Why? Because I have a job and more than $300 in my bank account?

Shut the fuck up.

Condomless sex please.

It's only for in the states or does it cover international travel?

That's funny. My first thought was that it was shaped like a panty protector.

Flauros posted...

Mine only had the posters and the one i got last week was so fucked i just trashed it.

My daughter and her stupid GF left it sandwiched between 2 greasy ass boxes and it was ruweened.

That sucks. I can see them becoming quite collectable in the future.

Guerrilla Soldier posted...

why does this read like a paid advertisement

I'm giving it my endorsement but I am not getting paid.

Talib_21 posted...

Lmao I have strong opinions, but I dont have a fucking clue about how the legal system works so Ill am just shut up

I suggest that you'll am do that.

It's a fucking murder weapon.

I have strong opinions about it but I just got out of purgatory and don't care to spend another spell there.

Yes but it would be a tough name like Roscoe or Butch.

I act like my mother. I've heard that some mental conditions are passed through the mother's genes and I definitely inherited her ADHD. It made things really hard growing up because they didn't diagnose it when she was young and she didn't know how to handle me when I was young and struggling though it. We are both stubborn and worry about the same things.

But I'll be goddamn if I don't look just like my fucking dad. Sometimes I'll walk past a mirror and it's like his ghost is looking right at me.

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Right?

Why bother sending someone to horny jail when everyone there is horny. The more you think about it the more it falls apart.

Like Pokemon. Or religion.

First off. I love this Batman pizza. It's super creative and wacky enough that it could only be brought to you by Little Caesars. The cheesy bat knots are incredible when dipped in the crazy sauce or the LC's garlic butter. The slices of traditional pizza adds variety and it's shaped like the Batman logo.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AAbiboAADBTF.jpg
When picking up my Batman Calzoni tonight from the Little Caesars Pizza Portal I was greeted with a surprise. It was a limited edition Batman promo print.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/0/AAbiboAADBTG.jpg

Looking online it's but a number of promo items that were given away while The Batman is in theaters. I'm actually pretty stoked even though it's just a print of Batman with the logo in red foil. It really takes me back to the days when movie releases where a big deal and product tie-ins were actually items of quality. The Batman Forever drinking glasses come to mind. The Jurassic Park: Lost World digital watches. The Wild Wild West sunglasses. And how could we forget the Godzilla drink holders. Quick shout out to the Episode one drink toppers.

Anyways. It was a nice little surprise and I'm thinking of finding a nice frame to put it in. Even if it has a couple of greasy fingerprints on it.

Shame it's just a promo item. It's quickly become my favorite item on the menu :(

How convenient. It's evidence.