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TopicIf your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 2:13:00 PM
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TopicIf your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 1:35:00 PM
#11

From: Rad Link 5 | #010
You mean rimshot.


I still got swag.

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TopicIf your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 1:11:00 PM
#9

From: Rad Link 5 | #008
Remind myself that I would never have a child and so this must be an illusion created by some villain to distract me.


Yeah.

You need to have sex to have a kid.

*rimshoot*

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TopicIf your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 12:49:00 PM
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TopicIf your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 11:24:00 AM
#4

From: paulg235 | #002
Walk up to a mirror and ask myself "Why the **** did I agree to that deal in the first place when I didn't want my feet rubbed with slamon?"


Yeah I wouldn't want my feet to be rubbed by slamon either.

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TopicIf your son ask you to buy him the new Justin Bieber record (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 11:14:00 AM
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But in exchange he promises to rub your feet for a full month using a salmon. You agree to this deal and buy him the new record. After the first week he stops rubbing your feet with the salmon and tells you he won't do it anymore since he already has the record. You decided to throw away his record in blind rage, but after searching the house you can not find the record. You break everything in his room just to find he was hiding on his tree house hugging the CD.

What do you do?

80/80

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TopicIf your childhood friend tried to kill you (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 10:57:00 AM
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From: lordloki12 | #016
How do we know he didn't save his own brother because he has secretly been turning him against me? They might both be trying to kill me now.


Ok I can;'t tell the future man

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TopicIf your childhood friend tried to kill you (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 10:23:00 AM
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From: Bidoof | #012
How much of a role did the volcano play in my victory?


60%

It was an even match the whole time, but he tried to take a few steps back to deliver his special punch, but ended up falling into the volcano.

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TopicIf your childhood friend tried to kill you (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 9:07:00 AM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #006
This topic is incredibly offensive. I can't believe you would even convey the idea that you would kill someone on this site. That is completely unacceptable.


There are offensive tags.

You were warned and you still decided to enter.

This is your fault. Do not try to blame me.

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TopicIf your childhood friend tried to kill you (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 9:04:00 AM
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From: captaincanadian | #004
would he still be trying to kill me

this is important


No. Remember he saved his brother who is also your childhood friend from a fight to the death he was having with someone else.

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TopicIf your childhood friend tried to kill you (possibly offensive)
Viking_Mudcrap
02/28/12 8:59:00 AM
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and you ended up fighting him in a volcano and you ended up killing him but it turns out he somehow survives and saves his brother who is also your childhood friend from a fight he was having with someone else.

Would you forgive him?

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TopicYo homedogs
Viking_Mudcrap
02/27/12 10:13:00 AM
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Topiclol at the grades for my Macro class.
Viking_Mudcrap
12/15/11 6:40:00 PM
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Are you f***ing kidding me?

She gave me a 70% on the HBS case s*** which only made my grade go up by .61%

That is some bulls***. I just emailed her asking if she is gonna curve anythingm give extra credit or give any points or something.

I will seriously raise hell for this ****.

That is some bulls***.

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Topiclol at the grades for my Macro class.
Viking_Mudcrap
12/15/11 2:28:00 PM
#14
Well final grades are suppose to be present on Saturday.

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Topiclol at the grades for my Macro class.
Viking_Mudcrap
12/15/11 12:52:00 PM
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From: Botnus912 | #008
I swear these are my grades...I just bombed my Macro final


I got a 55% and I'm above average lol.

The final wasn't that hard I guess. It was mostly theory, that again, she didn't cover.

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Topiclol at the grades for my Macro class.
Viking_Mudcrap
12/15/11 12:35:00 PM
#3

From: shadosneko | #002
I've always heard that Macro economics is incredibly hard.


Well I found Microeconomics harder, but I got a high B there.

This class just had a ridiculous amount of work.

Not to mention the test we had, barely anything she covered on the class and her powerpoints were basically copy past from the book, which helped nothing.

I ended up using google for 90% of the class.

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Topiclol at the grades for my Macro class.
Viking_Mudcrap
12/15/11 12:31:00 PM
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I'm positive I got at least a B on that HBS case study or whatever, so I have no worries that I will pass with a C.

I just find it hilarious that unless she curves the final a lot of the people will fail the class.

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TopicRate me and do a wrtie up
Viking_Mudcrap
12/09/11 1:03:00 PM
#1
Rate me on a scale of 1-10 and a write up of 2-3 sentences.

Go!

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TopicI think gamefaqs needs to read the definition of "Rivals"
Viking_Mudcrap
12/09/11 12:17:00 PM
#7

From: Menji76 | #002
The character battle isn't actually to see who'd win in a fight. Why would this be any different?


There is a difference between a popularity contest and putting up "rivals" that are not rivals.

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TopicI think gamefaqs needs to read the definition of "Rivals"
Viking_Mudcrap
12/09/11 12:09:00 PM
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Seriously. This contest is a joke.

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/26/11 1:04:00 PM
#63
IngmarBirdman posted...
LOL "kinda worked"

Girl 1 - Laughed and said "really"? I said yes. "Well that's cool, but I gotta go"

This is fail.

Girl 2 -"What?" I told her again then she just left.

This is fail.

Girl 3 - She laughed then said "Well sure I guess it's cool you do what you like, but I am not into that". We then talked for like 30 minutes gave me a kiss and left.

This is fail but for no discernible reason she spoke with you for a while despite pegging you as a loser after the opener ("well I guess it's cool" - means yuck) so presumably she was designated driver or playing blocker for a larger group. If she was there to hook up why waste half an hour. Parting affection serves to keep chumps in the game; women want fallbacks after they age, their looks crater, and men who are actually desirable won't give them the time of day.


Ehhh

What?

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/26/11 9:47:00 AM
#58
muddersmilk posted...
Girl 3 - She laughed then said "Well sure I guess it's cool you do what you like, but I am not into that". We then talked for like 30 minutes gave me a kiss and left.

Did you get contact info?


Nope.

It wasn't like a hardcore making out kiss, but like a quick peck on the lips and whatnot.

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/26/11 9:27:00 AM
#55
Well it kinda worked.

I approached 3 different girls with that line:

Girl 1 - Laughed and said "really"? I said yes. "Well that's cool, but I gotta go"

She left.

Girl 2 -"What?" I told her again then she just left.

Girl 3 - She laughed then said "Well sure I guess it's cool you do what you like, but I am not into that". We then talked for like 30 minutes gave me a kiss and left.

This was at a club BTW.

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 8:39:00 PM
#54
wg64Z posted...
My two younger sisters (21, 19) just laughed and asked if I was talking about a specific friend, who is a virgin.

So, thats 2 for not interested.


How old is your virgin friend?

Tell him to read Pokemon. Chicks seem to dig that.

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 4:19:00 PM
#51
Emporer_Kazbar posted...
From: Viking_Mudcrap | #001
"My friend just finished reading all 39 Volumes of the Pokemon manga in 4 days. Do you think that is hot and awesome?"
I didn't actually ask, but my sister would definitely find this to be a positive.


do it!

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 3:57:00 PM
#46
Any more?

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TopicAny of you guys play Toehoe 12.3?
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 2:57:00 PM
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I am looking for people to play with online.

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TopicLOL VlKINGS
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 2:56:00 PM
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Don't you dare mock my people.

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 2:10:00 PM
#44
foolmor0n posted...
I tried asking my sister but she burst into uncontrollable orgasms before I could even finish the question

Sounds like you sister has issues.

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 2:04:00 PM
#42
ZenOfThunder posted...
I think the consensus you'd get from non-nerdy girls is "no" or "f*** no"

You would be surprised.

But I admit I would expect an awkward look.

And see JDTAY sister laughed a lot, so we can assume it can break the ice or something.

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 1:53:00 PM
#39
Ummm

looking for more answers.

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 12:59:00 PM
#34
SpeedYoshi posted...
What if she's 15 but acts like shes 16?

Like I said. A 16 year old girl can process the question and respond accordingly.

Anything under can not.

The whole "Yeah he is 25, but he acts like he is 12" is just BS. It's called a personality.

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 12:54:00 PM
#32
BakusaiTenketsu posted...
From: Viking_Mudcrap | #027
Well I am not really into girls under 18.
You should amend your tally to remove girls under 18 then...


Well I am going to accept 16 year old girls.

While I can do nothing legally, they have enough brain to process such a question and respond accordingly.

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 12:44:00 PM
#30
RyokIes posted...
My 16 year old sister said "absolutely" and then continued to play persona 4

and as a 22 year old woman I have to say "lol no"


There are no woman on the internet, but thank you for asking your sister.


Total tally:

Interested = 4
Not interested = 2

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 12:07:00 PM
#27
Anagram posted...
My sister who is fifteen had this to say: "I don't know what a manga is but it sounds Asian." She then walked off to play on the Wii.

Well I am not really into girls under 18.

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 11:46:00 AM
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Not Dave posted...
Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Theon_Greyjoy posted...
My sister is 23 and asked if you could post a pic of yourself

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are you a lesbian



No, why?

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 11:14:00 AM
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Theon_Greyjoy posted...
My sister is 23 and asked if you could post a pic of yourself

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 11:03:00 AM
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Dont you people have unlimited minutes?

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 10:52:00 AM
#6
Ok let's change the question a little bit.

"My 22 year old friend just finished reading all 39 Volumes of the Pokemon manga in 4 days. Do you think that is hot and awesome?"

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Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 10:45:00 AM
#4
Surskit posted...
I asked my 23 year-old sister and she looked at me, chuckled, and then walked away saying "I don't know!".

Ummm

Sounds like she liked it, but she is shy about telling her brother about it.

Positive Response = 1
Negative = 0

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TopicATTN - People with sisters. I have a request.
Viking_Mudcrap
09/25/11 10:41:00 AM
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Please tell your sister this:

"My friend just finished reading all 39 Volumes of the Pokemon manga in 4 days. Do you think that is hot and awesome?"

I am researching if I can use this as a pick up line tonight.

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TopicYou should all nominate me for the next character contest.
Viking_Mudcrap
07/24/11 8:07:00 PM
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bump

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TopicYou should all nominate me for the next character contest.
Viking_Mudcrap
07/24/11 5:03:00 PM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Pssshh I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Ever fought a Viking Mudcrab?

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