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Lol just realized I'm staying only til I save $3,000 then I'm fucking quitting... I've been there for three years now though >_>

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eggcorn posted...

dude that sounds almost creepy.

I know. I didn't even embellish it. That's how they describe it to us at the all hands meetings.
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I'm sure they aren't the only company to do this, or maybe they are, but anyways.. they have this thing that comes up every year called "The Offer" where as long as you've been working there for a year+, you can resign and they will pay you $1,000 for each year worked. However, you can't work for Amazon or any of its companies... ever again. It's weird as shit. What do they gain from this? I have a couple theories but I'll wait for you guy's input first...
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Yeah chrome it is, always wanted to switch honestly. Firefox was just too stingy with memory
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This shit cant even get in the internet..
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I got 8gb ram

The fuck is Brave?
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So obviously my first order of business is to open up the native browser and download a new one.

Question is, which? Ive always gone with Firefox because of a few now defunct addons so maybe Ill just go chrome.

How do the major browsers stack up nowadays?
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Whoa MS wants access to damn near my whole life lol. Not with my computer, sorry guys
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I just feel like theyre gonna figure out Im a pirate on this version of windows lol
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Sup gamefaqs.GAMESPOT.com

Just wondering, Cortana is like Siri on your computer? Sounds cool but how practical is it? Recognition seems ok for now.
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It has its highs and lows. Its average. Plenty of vocal dumb people with ALMOST the right amount of vocal smart people to check them. Almost.
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Some of us have to. Big d problems.. unwanted boners cannot be tamed and frankly they're painful. So sometimes I try to mitigate that
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No_U_L8
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HypnoCoosh posted...

Interest rates and inflation as the economy begins to boom create a lot of speculation.

Lots of money being made here.

This is healthy.

@HypnoCoosh elaborate on this
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legendarylemur posted...

Has SpaceX have any major feats yet?

Nope. That's why I'm paying attention to this
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Elon Musk is getting ready to launch his own shiny red sports car to Mars orbit.

On Tuesday afternoon, SpaceX is set to launch its Falcon Heavy rocket for the first time, from a pad at NASA's Kennedy Space Center.

The rocket the biggest and most powerful system SpaceX has ever built will carry Musk's red 2008 Tesla Roadster. The colorful stunt is meant to demonstrate how the company might someday help deliver people and other payloads into space.

"Red car for a red planet," Musk said on Twitter in early December.

Musk has repeatedly warned that there's a good chance Falcon Heavy could burst into flames before it reaches its destination. If this carefully coordinated space "ballet" works, however, Musk's old car will be running laps between the sun and Mars in what's called a hyperbolic orbit.

"The payload will be ... playing Space Oddity, on a billion year elliptic Mars orbit," Musk said in December.

Source: http://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-falcon-heavy-launch-elon-musk-what-to-know-2018-2
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s0nicfan posted...

So are we formally in the "Trump's America" economic stage? As in... everything from here on out is the byproduct of his policies and no longer the remnants of Obama's? Because I'd love to know when that transition happens so we can start consistently handing out credit.

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NinjaPirateDood posted...

Phil Hartman needs to pull the broomstick out of his ass.

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_Goggalor_ posted...

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Trickfinger posted...

I already told you what you need to do. It doesnt fucking matter what you what to say so badly but cant. That in ITSELF means you have some sort of issue.

And my issue is people like you.

What do you mean people like me?

Just SAY what your issue is dude it's not a big deal.

Just stop. You know full well what the ToS is like.

Yeah I do. So you wanna say something offensive?

Only if you're sensitive.

So what does it pertain to?
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Trickfinger posted...

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Trickfinger posted...

I already told you what you need to do. It doesnt fucking matter what you what to say so badly but cant. That in ITSELF means you have some sort of issue.

And my issue is people like you.

What do you mean people like me?

Just SAY what your issue is dude it's not a big deal.

Just stop. You know full well what the ToS is like.

Yeah I do. So you wanna say something offensive?
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Trickfinger posted...

I already told you what you need to do. It doesnt fucking matter what you what to say so badly but cant. That in ITSELF means you have some sort of issue.

And my issue is people like you.

What do you mean people like me?

Just SAY what your issue is dude it's not a big deal.
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I already told you what you need to do. It doesnt fucking matter what you what to say so badly but cant. That in ITSELF means you have some sort of issue.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Offworlder1 posted...

@_Goggalor_

Sounds like getting escorts instead of dating would be better for you if you feel sex is the only main reason for you to date.

There is more to being with women besides sex, shared interests, trying new things together, doing activities you both like with each other, enjoying each others company.

Sex is better with someone you love in my book.

I can't even say what I feel so this whole world is fucking pointless.

Ah. Think you suffer from depression. Honestly I suspect most of the guys like you on CE do. If you want to feel better I suggest seeing a psychiatrist. There is no shame in getting help.
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Hire prostitutes. Go to bars and find some hoes to have one night stands with. DONE!! No more emotional injuries.

Anyone else needs fixing?
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Why is sex your only reason to date? You could hire prostitutes.

Now we're getting to the crux of what your issues stem from.
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Also that shit is mental so even if it could be turned on like a fucking light switch it literally CANNOT.
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Why should someone be turned on enough to have sex with another person at a whim? What does being their boyfriend/SO have to do with anything? They're not their own person anymore? Fuck outta here.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

"Honey, I want to have sex"

"Well I don't feel like it"

And your last point is the exact reason a sex doll is better. Never not in the mood.

Why...

...THE FUCK...

...are you trying to initiate sex with a declaration. That is the dumbest thing I've read all day. You have to be joking. Has that line EVER worked for you?
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Trickfinger posted...

This is another phenomenon I've noticed among beta men and I guess it's why they're beta.

They are aware of their issues but they refuse to make efforts to change their behavior. It's as if they want to be beta or that they languish in it. It's sad but intriguing at the same time. How could you be a man yet shy away from being assertive? That's literally your purpose in life. To assert yourself.

Ok, next time I get rejected for sex, I'll assert myself and do it anyway.

Stop being obtuse.

HOW are you getting rejected for sex exactly? Give me an example.

Also someone doesn't have to want to have sex with you just because YOU'RE in the mood. AND GUESS WHAT. IT'S NOT NECESSARILY PERSONAL.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Pointless arguing with you. You'll never see the light.

This is an example of beta-ness.

A guy argues with you even insults your way of living life and you shy away from him. Instead of pushing back against something you friggin bend.
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r4X0r posted...

There's some laughable views on here well into the realm of sexism, but if you can't acknowledge that once a woman is married she wields an ENORMOUS amount of power by threatening to turn off the taps and stop having sex, you're fooling yourself.

I could post a whole refutation to this but we're not talking about married people right now.
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This is another phenomenon I've noticed among beta men and I guess it's why they're beta.

They are aware of their issues but they refuse to make efforts to change their behavior. It's as if they want to be beta or that they languish in it. It's sad but intriguing at the same time. How could you be a man yet shy away from being assertive? That's literally your purpose in life. To assert yourself.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

No, the majority that I've met are just plain manipulative. That's it. I never felt like I was in control or didn't have to cater to their every whim lest I upset them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You are one of many weak men. Those women are not manipulative with every man. Men with strong sense of self and boundaries will simply not tolerate certain behavior. Guys like you can be spotted from a mile away. "I could get him to do something he probably won't push back."

It's not "them". It's you, this is what I have to explain to every one. You're expressing anger outwardly towards them, but inside you're really just frustrated with yourself for allowing stuff to go down the way it did.
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Fuckin beta ass goobers online always trying to place blame on women because they lack assertiveness.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Imagine telling the truth about a dirty little secret of dating any woman. Don't kid yourself, they know they can be as manipulative as they wish because of sex.

Ugh. Please. People get away with what you let them get away with. If you're a grown ass fuckin man I don't want to hear you whining about getting taken advantage of. You're either weak or just stupid.
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The guys buying sex dolls aren't driven enough to get sex from women. Nothing of value is lost actually a whole category of people will now be much happier. Hopefully they'll be less inclined to take out their sexual frustrations in the form of acting like ass hats online
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CapnMuffin posted...

An enclosed sealed room covered in vantablack deep underground.

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Hey guys. 40 hours most likely will be two separate jobs, not one full time job.
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whats turtlemayor333 up to these days?
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You don't need to move into an expensive ass apartment right away, just rent a room. Also you shouldn't need anywhere near 10 whole k lmao but the thought is what counts. But you're good.
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RIP Man Fan
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Lol ard bet
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Oh so yall back on that BULL SHIT
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dolomedes posted...

u drinkin a diaper bro ?

Fuck you say?
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Here, get me a huggie from the store and get you one too.
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Hey @ChampionCloud whats up bro. I was wondering if you saw this, I am interested in the story behind it..

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000113-dragon-ball-general/76200376/894462436
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That explains why my 6 straight crashes and reboots once it gets super hot.
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How old are you?
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nerds
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008Zulu posted...

Christian RULES posted...

You just put a thermometer next to it duh

What if you only have a rectal thermometer, and that it is currently in use?

Lmao
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