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TopicJust suffered my first major loss in Minecraft
ToadallyAwesome
08/05/17 4:36:51 PM
#6
Wait till you fall into lava in full enchanted diamond armor with diamond weapons.
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TopicJust went for a spin with an amateur race car driver.
ToadallyAwesome
08/04/17 8:26:21 PM
#5
Soggy_Burger posted...
Beginning to think the TC gets all the cars he drives through some kind of track connection, rather than being actually rich.

He seems to know a lot of people who race in various types of events. Would explain all the expensive FCA stuff he brags about.


It's almost like he makes shit up
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TopicRIP Nick Robinson (gaming journalist)'s career.
ToadallyAwesome
08/04/17 8:20:07 PM
#11
Fucking who? Like I have no idea who that is and I feel like I'm better off for it.

I wish I could unlearn who Anita Skakessianlmadingdong is....
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TopicFucking protein.
ToadallyAwesome
08/04/17 8:17:16 PM
#3
Something something yeast infection...
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TopicThat girl convicted of talking her boyfriend into suicide could get no jail time
ToadallyAwesome
08/04/17 11:57:59 AM
#57
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
CircleOfManias posted...
NihilistTurian posted...
Kind of a shame, but what could you possibly charge her with?

At most you could only order her to seek mental help, but even thats' a stretch under the law.


Ever hear of Charles Manson? He never killed anyone either, he just talked people into murder.


It's very different. He deserves to rot in jail and she deserves to have no punishment whatsoever. There is one reason and one reason alone for this... Manson does not look like a prom queen. That is all that matters in the eyes of the law.


Why does she, in your eyes, deserve no punishment?
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TopicBill from The Last of Us is how you do a gay character correctly in a game
ToadallyAwesome
08/04/17 12:02:32 AM
#68
hollow_shrine posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
ToadallyAwesome posted...
Volgin and Raikov in MGS3


I don't remember them ever saying anything about being gay in MGS3. It was just implied. :u

Did you forget about the crotch grabbing scene and all of the significant gossip? Eva comments on it too, explaining that she can't seduce him to save her life, but that Snake might have an in. The game does everything but literally show us Raikov's gay exploits. That doesn't mean Raikov is gay, but it does mean he's not straight.

I mean damn, Volgin sees through your Raikov disguise when he gropes you and realizes your dick is too small to be the real Raikov's. Through military fatigues, I might add. Can we appreciate how intimately familiar you need to be with someone's dick to pick that kind of information up on a faccid dick underneath someone's thick canvas clothes? Fuck, we should be speculating which one of them bottomed. Eva's comments suggest Volgin would be a total top, even a violent one because she shows us the bruises he inflicts on her. But clearly he's got a vested interest in Raikov's offerings.


Fucking thank you!
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TopicBill from The Last of Us is how you do a gay character correctly in a game
ToadallyAwesome
08/03/17 12:29:08 PM
#59
Dash_Harber posted...
philsov posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Seriously, no one has provided any examples of characters that do what you said they do.


As in "It's fine that they're gay and all, but do they need to behave like a straight person would in an identical scenario?" (aka, why is THIS IN MY FAAAACE)

In 1989, a full 11 years before the first scripted/televised gay kiss on Dawson's Creek, two gay men woke up together in Thirtysomething. But they didn't touch lips, so censors were okay with that, and all that it implied, even if it caused dismay to more conservative audiences. In the warped mind of the censor, two men kissing and actually showing affection was reserved for sticky back rooms in video rental stores. But two men waking up in post-coital bliss was fun for the whole family.

http://www.newnownext.com/today-is-the-anniversary-of-thirtysomethings-strangers-episode/11/2007/


No, examples of characters randomly show up and say, "no one asked, but I'm gay!".

Dash_Harber posted...
philsov posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Seriously, no one has provided any examples of characters that do what you said they do.


As in "It's fine that they're gay and all, but do they need to behave like a straight person would in an identical scenario?" (aka, why is THIS IN MY FAAAACE)

In 1989, a full 11 years before the first scripted/televised gay kiss on Dawson's Creek, two gay men woke up together in Thirtysomething. But they didn't touch lips, so censors were okay with that, and all that it implied, even if it caused dismay to more conservative audiences. In the warped mind of the censor, two men kissing and actually showing affection was reserved for sticky back rooms in video rental stores. But two men waking up in post-coital bliss was fun for the whole family.

http://www.newnownext.com/today-is-the-anniversary-of-thirtysomethings-strangers-episode/11/2007/


No, examples of characters randomly show up and say, "no one asked, but I'm gay!".


Volgin and Raikov in MGS3
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TopicJason David Frank and daughter
ToadallyAwesome
08/02/17 8:12:11 PM
#13
He doesn't look like a dad at all. And she doesn't look like his daughter at all.

Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug...
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TopicUnbelievable.... 1 in 8 millennials have never seen a real cow. Sad.
ToadallyAwesome
08/02/17 11:44:06 AM
#11
I played the original Gameboy on car trips and still saw plenty of cows.

What the fuck...
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TopicDoes anyone still unironically advocate atheism?
ToadallyAwesome
08/01/17 12:03:38 AM
#220
Pretty sure the JohnLennon accounts and TC are alts of Hoth. Hence the trolling.

It's sad when you want Proudclad to come back with legit conviction of faith. Instead of this garabage.

Also for the record for concept to become a scientific theory it has to go through a very strict process where everything is tested and retested consistently by many different people. Its the highest form of scientific knowledge. I know I'm talking to the wall but atleast I put it out there
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TopicYou walk in on your daughter about to have sex with her girlfriend
ToadallyAwesome
07/31/17 12:36:36 AM
#8
Depends. If the girl looks like riff raff then I'm throwing her out. Double so I'm not getting laid in the same house
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TopicGuys should I get Resident Evil 7 for $10 or Tekken 7 for $22?
ToadallyAwesome
07/31/17 12:35:35 AM
#18
Tekken will last you longer if you like fighters. It's a very good game in the series IMO

RE7 is good too. But it goes on sale more than Tekken will. Prepare your nerves!
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TopicPeople on the movie board are saying Superman can beat Thanos
ToadallyAwesome
07/28/17 10:05:35 PM
#7
Depends on if he has the same weakness he does in the Infinity Gaunlet storyline
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TopicAlexandra Daddario probably da only woman who'd say 'Hey, my tits are down here'
ToadallyAwesome
07/28/17 11:55:10 AM
#6
E32005 posted...
It would suck to date her


Why?

I'd do some pretty crazy things to date her
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TopicWhat the f*** was the Heart of the Cards?
ToadallyAwesome
07/26/17 9:23:55 PM
#5
Literally the ability to stack the deck how ever you need.
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Topicextra 400 bucks a year or infinite soup of whatever kind you want
ToadallyAwesome
07/26/17 11:54:16 AM
#68
I might drown in Sizzling Rice soup but I would die happy.
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TopicI plan on buying at least 3 SNES classics.
ToadallyAwesome
07/24/17 11:49:04 AM
#8
Way to be part of the problem
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TopicDiablo 3 Vs. Path of Exile
ToadallyAwesome
07/22/17 10:02:24 PM
#8
POE is good if you want to really get into it. Cause there is a lot more investment due to how skills work and how builds over all work.

D3 is a lot more casual
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TopicIs it still possible to get a job as a sellsword?
ToadallyAwesome
07/22/17 2:36:29 PM
#4
Topicwhich should i buy: tekken 7 or street figher 5
ToadallyAwesome
07/22/17 2:06:32 PM
#13
They are both completely different games.

Tekken is more fast paced and based on button press combos. Also the fighting is in full 3D.

SF5 is more about input based combos and has things like projectiles plus flashier super moves and ex moves.

I would rent them both if you have a PS4 to see which you like better.
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TopicHuh. Did you know they censor the vagina in Japanese porn?
ToadallyAwesome
07/20/17 9:36:20 PM
#4
Nope. Never knew that
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TopicThis 30 y/o Unemployed MOM makes $5000 a MONTH by SELLING PICS of Herself!!
ToadallyAwesome
07/20/17 12:01:37 AM
#2
She looks like a Mom. I'm sure some would pay for that's but 5000 a month? Wtf
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Topicshould I lease a 2017 mustang for 280 a month?
ToadallyAwesome
07/15/17 9:51:30 PM
#4
TopicWhat do THOTS spend their money on
ToadallyAwesome
07/10/17 2:49:51 AM
#13
OwlRammer posted...
better stripping gear


Honestly you aren't wrong. Lol
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TopicShow how bad did this girl play me?
ToadallyAwesome
07/09/17 7:41:43 PM
#15
Offworlder1 posted...
When you see her again just don't give a damn, if she tries being friendly tell her she lost her chance, but that you did get good head from the woman you did go out with.


This is the most alpha response
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TopicCheck out this dope phone case
ToadallyAwesome
07/09/17 7:15:49 PM
#5
Tagged you as Disabled Child Case
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TopicMy girlfriend actually suggested I sell the house my parents left me...
ToadallyAwesome
07/09/17 4:45:44 AM
#87
frozenshock posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
TC, glad you didn't lose the house. What was your relationship like before this?


Well, I'd say more good than bad, but the bad was very bad.

But for me the bad with her is that she was always the kind to get aggressive when she was not happy, which was often. It got worse as the years went by.

For example, when I went to see her during weekends at her college, it was like flipping a coin. Usually she was the sweetest thing. But if she had worries on her mind, like a difficult exam was coming up, or she didn't get along with a teammate on an assignment or something... then she'd be super aggressive and lash out about everything... like she would get super angry if she tried to get herself some tea and the heater was empty, for example. It was like if everything had to be perfect to get her in a good mood. Honestly it was exhausting sometimes.

I swear she would sometimes scream at her mom and sister on the phone when they would try to cheer her up. If she was having a bad day for any reason she essentially became a monster. Then she'd calm down and be sweet again, but her attitude made everyone basically take their distances and her family didn't contact her as often as they did... so as time went by more and more I became the only person who talked to her regularly since everyone else including her family was avoiding her. Even her best friends became more distant with her as the years went by.

It was like... for example, she would say "I'm super stressed out. I only slept 2 hours last night." So you would answer something like "I really hope you can sleep better tonight." Then she'd just scream "You don't understand anything! It's not that I'm not sleeping well, I'm not sleeping enough!"

One thing that I remember being really worried about is... this girl is a sweet thing, but she gets in that state over a meaningless stress like a mid term exam... how is she going to get when we have a kid and that kid is sick and has to go to the doctor or something? It kind of scared me.


Jesus. With that kinda personality I think you dodged a bigger bullet by not impregnating her in 6 years.

Way to go Neo!
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Topicgaming isn't your real hobby if you didn't build your console yourself.
ToadallyAwesome
07/08/17 4:38:28 PM
#18
yemmy posted...
i'm sick of people thinking that putting a motherboard, case, fan, psu, gpu, cpu, and hard drive and installing windows with steam is some sort of real skill. it is more simple now than it has ever been.

someone that is HVAC certified making 40k a year is wayyy more of a machinist than someone that can assemble a desktop computer.


Lol ok.
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TopicSpider-Man: Homecoming was the best MCU movie
ToadallyAwesome
07/08/17 4:35:55 PM
#16
MJ_Max posted...
ToadallyAwesome posted...
MJ_Max posted...
I never got what made everyone hate iron man 3, unless it's just comic book purists who got pissed at the Mandarin dude bait and switching. It's a fucking great movie.


No, it's really not a good movie.

It fleshed the fuck out of Tony stark's character, broke a good amount of the marvel formula, and had a really unique low key smaller scale Christmas setting and tone. It was good shit.


The hell are you talking about? None of that actually happened and was wiped away with Age of Ultron. It has zero point other than blowing up his Malibu home
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TopicSpider-Man: Homecoming was the best MCU movie
ToadallyAwesome
07/08/17 2:35:54 PM
#9
MJ_Max posted...
I never got what made everyone hate iron man 3, unless it's just comic book purists who got pissed at the Mandarin dude bait and switching. It's a fucking great movie.


No, it's really not a good movie.
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TopicNeed big titty pornstar recs
ToadallyAwesome
07/07/17 9:04:02 PM
#39
Nicolette Shea
Chessie Kay
August Taylor
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TopicSo my new landlord wants me to get insurance for $300,000 of coverage
ToadallyAwesome
07/07/17 5:14:15 PM
#6
That seems a bit excessive
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TopicYour ride, and your girl: [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G]
ToadallyAwesome
07/06/17 10:58:37 PM
#30
Damn me and my girl C
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TopicSo Crash 1 is a bit harder than I remember
ToadallyAwesome
07/05/17 11:00:59 PM
#4
It's due to VV normalizing the jump physics for all the Crash games. Originally each game had different physics that it was built around.

Crash 1 suffers the most
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TopicPeople are making thousands of dollars at Gamestop this weekend. Gs meltdown
ToadallyAwesome
07/04/17 6:39:46 PM
#115
XplodnPnguins92 posted...
trade-in values across the board have been slashed. deal is dead. b2g1 and 60% are still active though.

ended up with $2300 after 8 hours of trading.


Good god....
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Topicso im bailing 30 minutes before a date
ToadallyAwesome
07/04/17 6:38:48 PM
#8
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Why you bail?

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TopicSGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick); July 2-9 in Minneapolis, MN - Live on Twitch
ToadallyAwesome
07/04/17 6:13:58 PM
#77
Airhammy posted...
Up next is a big Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver any% run.


Yee Boy by the man himself! Keizaron!
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TopicWhy do we sell China sequels to movies they've never seen?
ToadallyAwesome
07/04/17 6:12:41 PM
#5
I think you don't understand the Chinese market at all
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TopicYou guys are seriously missing out. European/Czech porn girls are the best.
ToadallyAwesome
07/04/17 6:08:06 PM
#16
Suchomimus posted...
Porn is disgusting and digital cuckoldry. Just think of what you look like from the side while you are deeding. Like a hungry little troll, just sitting there with your phone or computer screen a few inches from your face, concentrating intently on watching another man fuck a woman while you furiously deed.

Then you climax and you have to clean up after yourself like a fucking degenerate who has just soiled the space he lives in. The shlomo gets another shekel from your view, the degenerate pornstars make their money too, and you are left a wreck of a man, cucked again by your computer screen.

It's just no good man. No good at all. Once you see it this way you will never deed again unless you have no self respect.


The projection
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Topic$1000 or a Shiba Inu appears at your doorstep tomorrow
ToadallyAwesome
07/03/17 3:11:16 AM
#29
If I didn't have 2 dogs then maybe. I love the dumb little fluffs but 3 is a crowd.

1000 dollars please
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TopicWhat's bigger BS? The Pacquiao fight robbery or the dating market in Daly City?
ToadallyAwesome
07/02/17 4:47:28 AM
#3
Go home Scion you're drunk and ugly
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TopicWhat were the popular porn/hentai phones people at your school used?
ToadallyAwesome
07/02/17 4:46:33 AM
#29
The fuck are you talking about?

I doubt this ever happened.
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TopicWhat's it like to not hate 99% of people?
ToadallyAwesome
06/29/17 11:44:33 PM
#16
TheFireRises posted...
I just find most people annoying.
Very easy to take advantage of.

It's like most people don't particularly care to avoid being manipulated


So you are a sociopath?
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TopicNecromancer is out for Diablo III, $15
ToadallyAwesome
06/27/17 10:47:32 PM
#8
iPhone_7 posted...
So that they can blame the Steam sale for their lack of sales


Seriously. Rearranging deck chairs on the titanic.

D3 is a good game but many people (myself included) have played it to death.
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TopicUK Cops say even visiting the dark web is a sign of terrorism.
ToadallyAwesome
06/21/17 11:46:32 AM
#12
foreveraIone posted...
UK going full 1984 now.


Or V for Vendetta!
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TopicInstagram models with sex tapes?
ToadallyAwesome
06/18/17 2:05:52 AM
#17
Illicit69
Sofia Nix
Tanya "Barbie" leidier(sp?)

You're welcome
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TopicNot gonna lie.... I'd fuck Hannah, if you know what i mean
ToadallyAwesome
06/16/17 4:09:47 PM
#3
Any straight man would. Especially she was an auto yes.
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