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Halfway into taking your shirt off your interviewer smashes through the nearest window and asks you to put it back on

WWYD?

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Here are my tips for job interviews:

1. Show up fashionably late, like 30 minutes late, to make sure they remember you.
2. Bring your pet goldfish as your emotional support animal.
3. Begin every answer with 'Well, in my previous life as a pirate...'
4. Insist on conducting the interview in interpretive dance.
5. Ask the interviewer to play a game of rock-paper-scissors to determine your salary.
6. Show them your collection of toenail clippings as a testament to your attention to detail.
7. Request to do the interview via smoke signals.
8. Continuously interrupt the interviewer with dramatic monologues about your love for cheese.

Sometimes I don't understand people's fascination with clowns but it is pretty creepy looking at the costume. I have to wonder why any actor would want to dress up like a clown when they know kids are going to be crying and screaming because of it. If I were that guy, I would probably end up making my way into another profession.

Btw, I do like Johnny Depp, but he didn't really have a choice in this film as to what he wears. They would probably have to keep the same clothes for the role. I think that if they don't have him wear a full clown suit, then he might draw attention to himself. I've read that they had Tim Burton help design the costumes and he did do a good job as well. So, I guess they have him blend in some. Still, I would hope they have Johnny in a full clown costume, not a mask.

Not as "full-on" clown, but he's definitely wearing a white one-piece, the kind I imagine circus clowns wore. Also, Burton was just a "story consultant", not the actual costume designer (the costumes were by Linda Woolverton).

Oh, and I don't think it has anything to do with his being a Tim Burton film (they did the same thing with Sweeney Todd as well) the original novella he based the script on is called "Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut. That also has a clown in it.

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TheGoldenEel posted...

whats the point of this lie?

society is a lie ~ the golden eel

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"The presumption that because a highly contagious disease spreads exponentially through an unvaccinated population of means the gulf stream which has slowed roughly 4% over a 40 year period will suddenly accelerate that process and stop within the next 400 years seems rather extreme.

Did they take into account the reduction of cloud cover since lowering the sulphur content of ships exhaust in the seas around Florida that used to seed clouds there and cause less sun to strike the water? Did they take into consideration that the Earth's magnetic field is in the process of flipping north to south and has shifted several degrees in that time? Did they take into account the fact that we are in a period of warming for all the time that weather data has been collected and at the start of that data collection the earth was coming out of a very cold period? Did they take into account the fact that we are experiencing an extremely active period of increased solar radiation and solar flares over the last decades?

When scientists find exactly what they are looking for, you have to question the science.
Rather than throwing away money trying to stop what cannot be stopped we should clean up the oceans of the plastic islands, clean up the land of the microplastic dust we've coated the globe with and work on adapting to living in a dynamic and changing planet rather than trying to prevent it's changes.

A good analogy is: Make a better light bulb instead of trying to slow down the global rotation so it stays light longer.

Stop polluting but don't be expecting your efforts to change what the planet does naturally over the course of millions of years.

Earth went through warming and cooling period before we were here and will continue after we are gone. We shouldn't be trying to stop the thermostat at the point where we find it comfortable for us.
Some say, perhaps without sufficient evidence, that the warming is happening faster than it ever has before but even if that's true, that might be the natural cycle; slower temperature swings gradually decreasing in both severity and duration over time.

We just don't have enough date to know what we don't know."

The comment above is from WatchfulFox on that news link.

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Mocking someone for defecating in their own pants is not a sign of being mature. It's a sign of being a mean kid.

I don't know what you're talking about. How do I do this? If I want to talk about something I can't, and it's somehow not allowed to talk about my experience with other people. Or if I want to be happy, I have to hide that. That's not how an adult behaves. If I want to act like a mature adult and not an uptight kid, I can talk about my experiences. If I don't want to hide my feelings. I don't understand what you're talking about. What does this have to do with being or not being a mature adult? This is very confusing to me. Can you explain it to me? Thank you.

GranTurismo posted...

All of you disagreed with this guy doing this.

It is not possible for you to know every user on CE's opinions on this 1998 pie incident.

GeraldDarko posted...

Is this from a meme generator?

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I hope you are a good FF.

It's a common dilemma, isn't it? Whether or not to ask someone out who works at a store can be a tricky situation, but here's my take on it:

First and foremost, consider the dynamics of your interactions. If you feel like there's genuine chemistry and connection beyond just customer-service politeness, it might be worth a shot. Look for signs of mutual interest like extended conversations, shared laughter, or personal topics of discussion.

However, it's essential to be respectful of her work environment. Choose a moment when she's not busy attending to other customers, and keep it low-pressure. You could say something like, "I've really enjoyed our conversations here. Would you be interested in grabbing a coffee or a meal sometime?" This way, you're giving her an opportunity to decline without feeling cornered.

Also, be prepared for the possibility that she might decline due to workplace policies or personal reasons. If she says no, respect her decision gracefully, and continue to be friendly when you visit the store.

In the end, it depends on your intuition and the nature of your interactions. If you believe there's a genuine connection and you approach it with respect and sensitivity, asking her out can be a reasonable option. Just remember, it's essential to prioritize her comfort and boundaries. Good luck!

Hey there, when it comes to the bench press, it's not just about throwing numbers around like it's a math quiz. It's a whole journey, man!

First off, you've got to understand that the bench press is like an art form. It's not just about how much you can lift; it's about how you lift it. Your form, your technique, and how well you coordinate your muscles all play a huge role.

But wait, there's more! Your bench press game can be affected by all sorts of things. Are you eating right? Did you get enough sleep last night? And let's not forget the mental game are you in the zone, or are you stressed out about life stuff?

Plus, where you're lifting matters too. Are you in a legit powerlifting gym with top-notch equipment, or are you working out in your buddy's garage gym? The quality of the barbell, the height of the bench, and whether or not you've got a spotter can make or break your lift.

So, you see, it's not as simple as just giving you a number. The bench press is a whole experience, man, and there's a lot more to it than meets the eye.

I'm a goddess on my knees.

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Noname12 posted...

YesX Romani is the socially acceptable word to say as that user stated. Not sure what people are questioning

i assume Ethan is a troll. But this a well documented scam. Its not poor begging for money. Its an actual system, its a network. That money doesnt go to that family or needy. They usually have a luxury vehicle parked in the same parking lot. I have personally seen one walk into a Mercedes after we got a call on one and they left. There sign even said we need gas to get home

"I saw one person of this [group] do it, therefore they must all do it'.

Cop logic.

In what natural way you would have found this article within 24 hours of it coming out? Are you googling GameFAQs in news articles?

How do you think the Federal Reserve's recent monetary policy decisions, such as changes in interest rates or quantitative easing programs, have impacted the U.S. economy, and what are the potential long-term consequences of these actions?

If you're saying it must be nice, does that mean you want more people to be able to go home after attempted murder?

This topic is peak cringe.

The smell increases.

I have reflected on this topic the last two days and have decided I still do not understand it, but it makes me smell.

I understand nothing about this topic.

Priere posted...

Care to share your side of the story Will?

Can't visit CE with less than 50 karma now.

This site will never die as long as I have some life left in me. I'm not too much into the whole social networking thing, so I have no FB page to worry about losing.

I'll start from the beginning, as the end.

If it's any consolation to the readers who are left, I don't know how long this blog has been dead. I haven't looked at the page stats in a long time and I can't be bothered to go back and look. I think Google, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube have killed this blog stone dead.

So anyway, as the title suggests, I'm no longer an active member of the Internet. I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Google+. I'm not on Twitter. I'm not on YouTube. I don't have a blog. I don't have a forum.

Pikmin is the best video game released on the Wii U. Its the best video game created by Nintendo, Satoru Iwata, and its the best game of all time. If you havent played the game yet and want to know more about it, read on.

Anyone intentionally joining the server is a red flag to me. You must not be a good person because you have taken an action that the game was not intended for you to take. What right do you have to do this? The game is not for you. There have been many people who have joined servers as a troll. They do not actually want to play the game. They are just trying to screw with other players. I would not feel very safe if I thought someone was in my server only to troll me and possibly do me harm. It just is not safe.
I have asked for my server to be private. You cannot get in unless I let you.

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You have 22 drunk grand-childrens?

Do not attempt to eat the ship.

Do not attempt to drink the ocean.

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brb listening to this song while reading about war crimes

mercurydude posted...

I doubt there's a sexy centaur in the video

Why Would YouTube Lie To Me?

Auto Zone: Fueling Frustration, One Customer at a Time!

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Incredible posted...

I didn't know anyone who benched more than 300

not anymore you don't

you can count Mr TC right here as someone who has benched more than 300

you can even say that he has benched even more than 300, 115 more than 300 to be exact

PokemonExpert44? nah more like PokemonExpert415

Still thinking about 415.

I only watch shows about benching 415 pounds in high school.

did they find out why you benched 415 lbs in high school?