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TopicDo you ever wish you were an Overlord?
The_Creep_2020
06/03/21 10:53:32 PM
#4
I am already creep

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Child, you are a bone
Topic$50,000 but you now know the exact time and place of your death. Would you?
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 10:38:31 PM
#1
What is says on the tin.


Which one, CE?

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TopicTrump insurrectionist beaten in jail and might lose his eye
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 10:01:53 PM
#19
That is unfortunate.

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Topicit's sexual assault awareness month, so a big fuck you to all the sexual
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 9:14:17 PM
#6
Oh, there is also a federal politician who is as yet unnamed who filmed himself masturbating onto a female colleagues desk.

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Topicit's sexual assault awareness month, so a big fuck you to all the sexual
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 9:12:58 PM
#5
Meanwhile, in Australia...

The Australian Attorney General is on health leave after being accused of a historical rape.

Another minister is on leave after accusing a woman who was raped in her office after a party a lying cow.

A NSW member for parliament has been accused of raping a prostitute and a Queensland politician was taking upskirt photos.

All Liberal/National party politicians, surprisingly.


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TopicIt was made for me! Th-this is my hole!
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 8:56:01 PM
#2


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Child, you are a bone
TopicThis work of ''art'' was valued at 110,000 pounds.
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 8:54:42 PM
#8
awesome999 posted...
Art has turned into a shitting contest mixed in with politics and nepotism instead of talent and hard work

You make it sound like that happened recently. Welcome to art. Same as it ever was.

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Child, you are a bone
Topicadvice of the day its rude to french kiss a donkey you do not know
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 8:44:34 PM
#2
A true gentleman never goes ass to mouth

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Child, you are a bone
TopicDoes au_gold Periodically post gold?
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 3:33:17 AM
#2
The desire to be dominated by AoC?

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Child, you are a bone
TopicJordan Peterson finds out he is the new villain in the Captain America comics.
The_Creep_2020
04/08/21 2:13:31 AM
#144
Thats hilarious.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicPeople like to joke about breaking a nail, but...
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 11:15:21 PM
#3
Long nails disturb me. Its like, doesnt that interfere with bum wiping?

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Child, you are a bone
TopicHave you ever eaten an endangered species?
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 8:17:20 PM
#3
Irony posted...
Long pig

Whats it taste like? Ive heard so many conflicting reports.

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TopicHave you ever eaten an endangered species?
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 8:16:04 PM
#1
When I was a kid, my dad made me eat frogs legs from an endangered frog on a camping trip, but thankfully thats it.

Curious about others stories.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicWhat's with the people who sexualize children's entertainers?
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 7:32:27 PM
#4
Id let Emma mash my potatoes if you know what I mean

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Child, you are a bone
TopicMan tests Iguana DNA on 23 and Me
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 7:25:48 PM
#8


From the comments

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TopicMy favourite food is now far too risky to eat
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 7:21:28 PM
#11
CobraGT posted...
https://frankiesfreerangemeat.com/products/grass-fed-lamb-brain-brains
I doubt they ship internationally

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Child, you are a bone
TopicMy favourite food is now far too risky to eat
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 7:13:28 PM
#4
DrizztLink posted...
The other werewolves are gonna think you're a wimp.

They can think Im a wimp. Im not risking a TSE.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicMy favourite food is now far too risky to eat
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 7:11:40 PM
#1
Lambs brains.

I want so badly. Its like buttery deliciousness.

But spongiform encephalopathy.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicFuture president AOC needs to brush up on her foreign policy.
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 7:06:42 PM
#19
KINDERFELD posted...
She's so not pro Isreal and doing a terrible job at trying to hide it.

Many Jewish people are also not pro-Israel, because theyre tired of it being an apartheid state.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicIm making 18/hr right now CE and Im posting here
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 6:42:36 PM
#3
LMFAO Imagine working a job where youre paid by the hour (in double-digits, at least).

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Child, you are a bone
TopicRate the underwear I ordered
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 9:28:23 AM
#7
AvlButtslam posted...
Take pics wearing them
Wheres the Shiba Inu with the baseball bat?

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Child, you are a bone
TopicIf Denzel Washington liked the cold
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 9:24:55 AM
#12
If he swore in front of his mother hed be Denzel Washingtongue

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Child, you are a bone
TopicIf Denzel Washington liked the cold
The_Creep_2020
04/07/21 9:22:59 AM
#11
If he went pantsless hed be Dangle Washington

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Child, you are a bone
TopicWhat if suddenly CE was all that was left of humanity.
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 8:09:50 PM
#3
People would be killed and eaten within the first 15 minutes.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicThis quote perfectly sums up conspiracy theories
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 7:20:59 PM
#11
Webmaster4531 posted...
Weird quote from the writer of V for Vendetta.
Is that the only thing you know him from?

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Child, you are a bone
TopicCommunist China You Brought COVID: Man harrases Asian family on their doorstep
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 5:47:27 PM
#8
He asked me mommy, did I do this because I watch too much iPad and hes here to punish me?

That is fucking heartbreaking

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Child, you are a bone
TopicThis quote perfectly sums up conspiracy theories
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 5:45:26 PM
#6
Trumble posted...
Alan Moore is head of the gray alien jew bank illumimati confirmed.
Then the bastard owes me a space laser

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Child, you are a bone
TopicThis quote perfectly sums up conspiracy theories
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 5:37:00 PM
#1
The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory.
The truth is far more frightening - Nobody is in control.
The world is rudderless.
Alan Moore

I always forget it until I read it again.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicGameFAQs banning instead of just profanity-filtering the C word is racist.
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 8:59:08 AM
#39
You cant!

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Child, you are a bone
TopicIf you were in Chris Pratts place in Passengers would you wake up Jen law?
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 1:15:06 AM
#11
au_gold posted...
I already know what her butthole looks like, so no.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of buttholes?

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Child, you are a bone
TopicMeanwhile, in Australia
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 12:55:49 AM
#14
But theyre definitely not cuddle fish.

Yeah, went there

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Child, you are a bone
TopicMeanwhile, in Australia
The_Creep_2020
04/06/21 12:55:16 AM
#13
Hop103 posted...
At least it's not the blue ringed octopus and yeah, Australia has them.

Blue ringed octopuses are actually tiny and adorable.

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
TopicThandie Newton will ackowledge herself by her real name, Thandiwe
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 9:19:14 PM
#51
ghostblob posted...
How the fuck is this guy typing so much over this one thing, that he's totally wrong on
He strikes me as the sort of person whod take great delight in deadnaming a trans person out of sheer pedantry.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicUgandan Jews are not welcome in Israel
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:10:00 PM
#8
MildEnergy posted...
https://jweekly.com/2021/03/10/benjamin-netanyahu-court-ruling-creates-danger-of-israel-being-overrun-by-fake-converts-from-africa/

Israel PM fears fake converts from Africa.

Netanyahu is a corrupt as fuck POS.


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Child, you are a bone
TopicUgandan Jews are not welcome in Israel
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:08:23 PM
#5
Its almost as if Israel is deliberately trying to be as shitty as possibly over the last 20 years. I mean, this is the same country that performed Operation Solomon.

Its like they heard people say theyre an apartheid state and they decided to run with it.

Yitzhak Rabin would be spinning in his grave.


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Child, you are a bone
TopicThandie Newton will ackowledge herself by her real name, Thandiwe
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:01:41 PM
#32
Conker posted...
Did I miss something, Im not seeing anything here to suggest what I said isnt accurate.
Please stop Cunker

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
Topicdear Ce, today i pooped the same time as my cats
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 9:11:31 AM
#11
SpaceBear_ posted...
Argh, he's so cute and fluffy. What's his name?
To be honest, these days we just call him Moon Moon

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Have I carved enough, my Lord?
Child, you are a bone
TopicMods are asleep post booba
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 9:07:34 AM
#3


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Child, you are a bone
TopicSo why exactly can't most Americans even have $500 in savings?
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 9:01:53 AM
#9
Is this the sequel topic to why dont people borrow money off family instead of getting small business loans?

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Child, you are a bone
TopicBest Frozen Pizza
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:46:29 AM
#52
seankimberley42 posted...
Dr Oetker is hands down the best frozen pizza Ive ever had, and it isnt close. It almost tastes like pizza from a restaurant and actually looks exactly like the pizza on the box. My favourite is pepperoni;



but they also have dozens of other pizzas made with thin or think crust, from the classics...



...to the haute cuisine;





They even have desserts.


You speak the truth. They are the best

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Child, you are a bone
Topichave you ever had to "actually i'm a boy"
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:40:51 AM
#7
Machete posted...
Some old lady mistook me for a woman once when I had long hair in college. I didn't have to say anything, I just turned around. She apologized and I was like "no problem"
That also used to happen to me all the time

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Child, you are a bone
Topichave you ever had to "actually i'm a boy"
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:40:25 AM
#6
At a music festival years ago when I was still attractive and could rock the androgynous look like the best of them, a guy grabbed a big old handful of butt as he walked past. No way it could have been an accident. His fingers got way up in my business. Way in there, the disgusting POS.

He turned back to smirk at me, and his expression went from

XD to D:

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Child, you are a bone
TopicSo im dating a black girl who isnt exactly stick skinny...
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 8:33:39 AM
#71
Slayer1030 posted...
Oh neat a new one
Interestingly, he believes white genocide is a thing.

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Child, you are a bone
Topic"Same sex relationships are forbidden in the Bible!"
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 5:59:55 AM
#163
Zeus posted...
Love =/= lust. And the reference to him as a brother clearly refutes the trollish nonsense you were trying to claim. The passage basically just amounts to "bros before hoes"

Lets see you try to explain Ganymede, Zeus

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Child, you are a bone
TopicYour girlfriend says she's going to a friends house dressed like this
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 5:50:53 AM
#25
Man, youre getting irrationally angry about this.

There is absolutely no shame in not wanting to buy GameFAQs Gold or Silver. None at all.

Its just added bells and whistles that are admittedly pretty cool.

The first birthday I got a personalised message from SBallen Im not ashamed to admit I squealed like a fan girl.

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Child, you are a bone
TopicYour girlfriend says she's going to a friends house dressed Iike this
The_Creep_2020
04/05/21 5:47:24 AM
#3
Summon the moblins. Shes obviously going to get railed by some pretty boy in a belly dancers outfit

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