Lurker > ThePrinceFish

Jagr_68 posted...

Shark wants you to come over and repeat that to his face.

I'm bigger than a 10 year old so bitch ass will probably just swim away again

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Poop2 posted...

The shark swam away when the boy's father jumped into the water

Bitch ass coward of a shark

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Damn_Underscore posted...

The officers then told me to just go to a real gym

Planet Fitness blown the fuck out

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

You get what you vote for

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Zikten posted...

why did we need to fight another war to end slavery? just make it a law in the constitution.

Because then half of the states would pack up their shit and go home without signing said constitution?

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

eston posted...

And TC, being of superior intelligence, extrapolated that into "BLM is against families with a mom and a dad"

Black Lives Matter's website lists the following under their "What We Believe" tab

We disrupt the Western-prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and villages that collectively care for one another, especially our children, to the degree that mothers, parents, and children are comfortable

And given TC's use of "village" is clearly what he was referring to.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

ButteryMales posted...

What? Most primates have relatively small noses to their heads.

I never said it was valid to compare black people to gorillas, just that it is a common thing for racists to do? So thanks for your fact checking on primate anatomy.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

ButteryMales posted...

I've never heard of that stereotype. Is that really a common black insult?

Sounds like they are using "big" to imply a resemblance to a certain primate via a large and flat implication rather than saying the cops nose is big in the way an anti-semite might attack a Jewish person's appearance.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

I remember in high school people would have dance offs in the quad with the jerk. Large circles would form to watch and we called them jerk offs. Because we were high schoolers.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

The term play brother confuses and angers me

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Blue_Inigo posted...

Nintendo no longer allows OCs.

Unbelievably stupid.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Pro: they are cuddly and fluffly and amazing

Con: goddamn they need a lot of exercise

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

The sexy assless woman from South Dakota

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Why doesn't Goku just win World Tournaments to support his family

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

I don't fucking want an anime I want a fucking sequel

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

F-

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

don't call it a comeback

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Does he have thoughts on his coworker setting up props to play with his brother on his alleged news show rather than ask him about NY's response? Or asking questions about his dating eligibility rather than nursing homes?

Or does CNN only shit on babying of Cuomo when it's not on their air.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Fantastic stuff. Especially like Cyclops.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

A Native American and a Zoot Suit stereotype walk into a bar. They are looking for Goku.



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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Default ManShep

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Was it for the "I'm not antisemitic but here's why you shouldn't care when people talk shit about Jews" takes on the NBA board?

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

no I would not accept the Mark

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Imagine how much trouble he'd have been in if he said something really bad like "Free Hong Kong"

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

what if aoc is the harry potter to he-who-must-not-be-president xDDD

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

I feel so dirty and lied to

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

What are Good Samaritan laws

Good Samaritan laws are laws that protect you from being sued if you fuck up trying to help someone in good faith. That way even if you only barely know how to do CPR you still might give it a shot rather than worrying about being sued for not doing it right.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

The man deserves some credit at least. He might be a piece of garbage who belongs in jail but at least he's not a piece of shit murderer. Silver linings.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

shockthemonkey posted...

So if a stranger had a heart attack youd be able to save their life?

Basic CPR is like a 45 minute video course. Most people could do it just based off of what they've seen on The Office.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Not just "flashing a gun," literally using a gun to intimidate as part of an armed robbery, which caused the life-threatening situation to begin with. His dumb ass is lucky he was decent enough to do CPR, otherwise it could have been upgraded to manslaughter or something when the dude died from the criminal's actions.

Not to mention the guy was already on parole.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

I feel so bad for the guy that violated his parole by committing armed robbery and put a guy in the hospital just because he tried to give him CPR after he robbed him.

So bad.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

cjsdowg posted...

Different stores have different needs, so some might be just giving out jobs to everyone. This is their website.

https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/help/faq/18341-what-qualifications-are-needed-to-work-at-mcdonalds.html

Generally, we recruit on qualities not qualifications for our crew positions; anybody with the right attitude and commitment to providing the best in customer service is welcome to apply for a position with us.

Yo man you got a pulse?

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

fucking scalies

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

elective cosmetic surgeries should not be free

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Pogo_Marimo posted...

I'm just blown away that there is, what, a dozen people in this topic who've been bamboozled by a shitpost that literally says in the title "I'm a shitpost".

Like, they are straight up dumber than the people they think they're making fun of. It's so fucking tragic.

That's BlueMonk for you. Facetious is too big of a word for him.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

"wrong hole, wrong hole!"

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

nice lyrics reg

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Broseph_Stalin posted...

Why do you say "admitting" here?

If you're not quoting that anime image sucking AOC's ass and saying "this!!!" that means you're a MAGA spouting cultist. Which you already knew since you go through this every time you start arguing with them over progressives.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

clone this man's ligaments and insert them into every pitcher

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

No I would not murder Ben Shapiro

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Black = bad likely comes from the primal fear of the dark and has been used that way forever.

I also don't know about long time no see and no can do. Those are literal translations of the phrases in Chinese. That doesn't make it a bad thing.

being afraid of the dark is deeply ingrained racisms

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Keep us updated, I'm sorry you had to go through that.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

"Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now."



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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

wasn't that like some body horror accident that Bill didn't want

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

McBride cleaned up until the end. The final blow while he's dazed takes him out of the running though. I guess Seth Rogan.

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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.