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| Topic | How long is too long without sex? |
| Tanoomba 02/15/18 3:51:40 PM #1 | I get really agitated if no sex for two weeks. --- |
| Topic | You have to love women to get really good with them. |
| Tanoomba 01/21/18 11:05:16 PM #8 | r4X0r posted... Tanoomba posted...r4X0r posted...Not even slightly accurate. --- |
| Topic | You have to love women to get really good with them. |
| Tanoomba 01/21/18 10:55:46 PM #5 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... I love dem a lot You love their bodies, lol. That's loving them. --- |
| Topic | You have to love women to get really good with them. |
| Tanoomba 01/21/18 10:54:10 PM #3 | r4X0r posted... Not even slightly accurate. You don't love women, and you probably have shitty relationships. --- |
| Topic | You have to love women to get really good with them. |
| Tanoomba 01/21/18 10:52:35 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Does your girl like to show you every item they bought? |
| Tanoomba 01/19/18 10:02:19 PM #5 | It's not so much about the clothes. It's about the girl, how she is, how she likes to express herself. Gotta learn to appreciate that. --- |
| Topic | Does your girl like to show you every item they bought? |
| Tanoomba 01/19/18 10:01:12 PM #4 | ToonLinkWithGun posted... Tanoomba posted...Gotta learn how to be feminine with women, bro. It's how they emotionally bond. Lol, acting stiff is treading danger zone. --- |
| Topic | Does your girl like to show you every item they bought? |
| Tanoomba 01/19/18 9:59:23 PM #2 | Gotta learn how to be feminine with women, bro. It's how they emotionally bond. --- |
| Topic | Men: Do you accessorize? |
| Tanoomba 01/18/18 4:50:56 PM #1 | Watches, bracelets, necklaces... if you accessorize, dress well and pull off a clean style, women will love you. Learn to stand out from the average joes! --- |
| Topic | Why does Trump refer to violent criminal organizations as "animals"? |
| Tanoomba 01/16/18 2:39:52 PM #1 | I'm pretty sure animals are relatively peaceful compared to humans. --- |
| Topic | I'm single again. Uh oh. =) |
| Tanoomba 01/12/18 2:26:52 PM #12 | More like you're going to go out, not talk to any girls until you're buzzed or drunk, by then the girls are on autoreject mode, then you're gonna go home and masturbate. --- |
| Topic | Is a man without a plan even a man? |
| Tanoomba 01/10/18 12:25:26 PM #1 | |
| Topic | $100 million but you smell like fresh poo poo for the rest of your life |
| Tanoomba 01/10/18 12:08:35 AM #2 | |
| Topic | I don't mind breaking girls hearts |
| Tanoomba 01/09/18 11:55:29 PM #1 | Because they're so good at bouncing back. It's men who suffer the longest from heartbreak. --- |
| Topic | Tinder is such a fucking joke, lol. |
| Tanoomba 01/03/18 12:07:09 AM #14 | Pepys Monster posted... Tanoomba posted...SmidgeIsntBack posted...Are you new to tinder or just dating in general Not even. Average girls know that guys' eyes automatically lock onto the hottest girl in the room. So average girls have to up their game to show a guy they're interested. --- |
| Topic | Tinder is such a fucking joke, lol. |
| Tanoomba 01/03/18 12:03:33 AM #11 | SmidgeIsntBack posted... Are you new to tinder or just dating in general It's not like that in real life. Average girls have much, much less leverage, and actually must do something to compete. --- |
| Topic | Tinder is such a fucking joke, lol. |
| Tanoomba 01/03/18 12:02:47 AM #9 | XXHornDogXX posted... I definitely do not get only 1 match out of 100 You're probably a 7/10 at best, matching with 5/10s. --- |
| Topic | Tinder is such a fucking joke, lol. |
| Tanoomba 01/03/18 12:01:51 AM #5 | Imagine a sexual market place where an average girl gets to act like she's a hot piece of ass, lol. What a joke it is. --- |
| Topic | Tinder is such a fucking joke, lol. |
| Tanoomba 01/03/18 12:00:27 AM #1 | The average guy gets 1 match out of 100, compared to the average girl who gets 10 out of 100. Now I'm no mathematician, but my calculations tell me that puts an average looking girl at a much higher sexual advantage than she actually deserves. No thanks. --- |
| Topic | If a man and woman share space for an extended period of time, they'll wind up |
| Tanoomba 12/30/17 7:55:28 PM #1 | |
| Topic | And I'd give up forever to touch you |
| Tanoomba 12/30/17 2:55:54 AM #1 | 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow --- |
| Topic | *texts ex that I haven't spoken to in a month* |
| Tanoomba 12/23/17 4:58:28 PM #8 | Metro2 posted... Why did you text her anyway? Are you on speaking terms with each other? Otherwise she could be pretending she doesn't recognize you. We last talked/had sex a month ago. Guess she decided to totally move on now. teepan95 posted... Move on bro Was throwing a hail mary pass for some poonani. Ah well. --- |
| Topic | *texts ex that I haven't spoken to in a month* |
| Tanoomba 12/23/17 4:16:00 PM #1 | Her response: "Sorry, who's this? I got a new phone recently and lost some contacts." Ouch. She flushed my number down the toilet. --- |
| Topic | Sex was probably more private back in our tribal days, don't ya think? |
| Tanoomba 12/23/17 12:53:23 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Sex was probably more private back in our tribal days, don't ya think? |
| Tanoomba 12/23/17 11:28:38 AM #6 | |
| Topic | Sex was probably more private back in our tribal days, don't ya think? |
| Tanoomba 12/23/17 11:01:32 AM #4 | Antifar posted... You mean public Yes. --- |
| Topic | Sex was probably more private back in our tribal days, don't ya think? |
| Tanoomba 12/23/17 10:52:42 AM #1 | You know, before everyone had a room that they could take their lovers to. --- |
| Topic | I'm pretty sure most of you married CEmen marry the first girl that shows you |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 6:07:54 PM #4 | sylverlolol posted... you sound like a bitter virgin I've banged more girls in the past year than you probably have in your lifetime. --- |
| Topic | I'm pretty sure most of you married CEmen marry the first girl that shows you |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 6:05:34 PM #1 | any kind of interest. Imagine getting married in your 20s. Imagine not taking advantage of your youth and virility by building connections with as many hot girls as you can. Imagine spending the prime of your life with no variety. --- |
| Topic | Goddamn I love my wife |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 6:00:29 PM #31 | You're not going to feel so blissful when you come home one night to find Chadwick plowing her in the arse. Typical beta CE! --- |
| Topic | The "reality is a simulation" theory just doesn't cut it. |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 1:05:22 PM #1 | I mean sure, it could be a simulation, but that would imply that there's a reality outside the simulation. Who's to say that reality isn't a simulation also, and so forth? --- |
| Topic | I miss Adam Sessler's game reviews |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 12:14:13 PM #20 | CensorErik posted... What's he doing now? Porn Nah jk. But it seems like something he should do. --- |
| Topic | To all the single dudes: how many girls have you asked out in the last month? |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 8:12:05 AM #17 | V-E-G-Y- posted... None why bother As a wise man once said: Worst case, she tells you to fuck off. Best case, you have sex with her and her sister. I like those odds. --- |
| Topic | Oh, Hi Mark |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 6:19:33 AM #5 | |
| Topic | To all the single dudes: how many girls have you asked out in the last month? |
| Tanoomba 12/18/17 6:19:01 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Would you rather be a Saiyan or a Jedi? |
| Tanoomba 12/17/17 6:32:43 PM #17 | Saiyan. Jedi is weak shit in comparison --- |
| Topic | Frieza form 2 deserves more love |
| Tanoomba 12/16/17 7:32:18 PM #3 | My favorite form. He also has a deep, sexy voice. --- |
| Topic | would you like to marry someone of same personality as your mother? |
| Tanoomba 12/16/17 12:16:04 PM #2 | |
| Topic | the last Jedi was awful *spoilers |
| Tanoomba 12/15/17 10:02:59 AM #9 | foreveraIone posted... it's a brainless movie. if you turn off your brain you might enjoy it. I thought this was for all Star Wars? --- |
| Topic | Tinder has become a scam (not an incel 'why won't they match me' post) |
| Tanoomba 12/15/17 10:01:08 AM #21 | Online dating in general is a joke --- |
| Topic | The best way to enjoy Star Wars... |
| Tanoomba 12/15/17 9:58:59 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Rape accuser had fantasies of violent sex, accused cleared of all charges |
| Tanoomba 12/15/17 9:42:08 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Disney owns porn. |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 11:44:40 PM #1 | I mean it makes sense, they own everything else. --- |
| Topic | Science just makes shit up... |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 3:41:29 PM #11 | stevethewindow posted... No way are they more plausible How so? --- |
| Topic | Science just makes shit up... |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 2:46:48 PM #5 | stevethewindow posted... Because we live in a simulation All far more plausible than bearded asshole in the sky --- |
| Topic | What's it like to have sex with you? |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 1:31:39 PM #18 | I've only been with one stripper, but she was the best lay. I think women who use their body movements as a way of making a living and using it professionally to sexually entice men, develop a keen sense of sensual acuity. Compared to, say, the girl that works in IT for a living. --- |
| Topic | Giving up sexual desires is the only way to ascend as a human |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 1:29:31 PM #13 | darkphoenix181 posted... Tanoomba posted... The loss of all sensual awareness doesn't seem like any kind of transcendence to me. --- |
| Topic | Giving up sexual desires is the only way to ascend as a human |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 1:22:09 PM #9 | boxington posted... not just sexual desires, but all other worldly desires, as well That's impossible. Without desire of food and water, you'll die. And the pursuit of "giving up desire" is a desire in itself. You can't trick your mind into thinking you no longer desire anything. --- |
| Topic | Giving up sexual desires is the only way to ascend as a human |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 12:17:22 PM #6 | TheVipaGTS posted... look, if that makes you feel better about not being able to get any then do you... Not just "get any", but getting some from the kind of hot girls you want. Any average guy can get laid here or there from 5s or 6s. True road to ascendance is being able to seduce the 7s, 8s, maybe 9s or 10s. --- |
| Topic | Would Austin Powers be banned nowadays? |
| Tanoomba 12/14/17 10:19:05 AM #28 |  Ace Ventura would be scrutinized today --- |
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