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| Topic | I love cars |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 8:56:13 PM #5 | PokemonExpert44 posted... Ferrari ftw! I prefer Lamborghini to Ferrari. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 11:14:24 AM #61 | Down the road here from me there's an old holler tree Where you lay down a dollar or two Go on round the bend come back again There's a jug full of that good ole mountain dew Oh they call it that good ole mountain dew and them that refuse it are few I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew Now Mr. Roosevelt told 'em just how he felt When he heard that the dry law 'd gone through If your liquors too red it'll swell up your head You better stick to that good ole mountain dew Oh they call it that good ole mountain dew and them that refuse it are few I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew The preacher rode by with his head hasted high Said his wife had been down with the flu He thought that I o'rt to sell him a quart of my good ole mountain dew Oh they call it that good ole mountain dew and them that refuse it are few I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew Well my uncle Snort he's sawed off and short he measures four feet two But he feels like a giant when you give him a pint of that good old mountain dew Oh they call it that good ole mountain dew and them that refuse it are few I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | It's the little things . . . |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 11:01:41 AM #2 | Sporks are greatly useful. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | My dad owns a dealership. |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 10:55:06 AM #2 | You training to take over? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Have any of you ever worked at a car dealership? |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 10:50:38 AM #3 | Haven't, and no. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | do you watch boxing? |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 10:43:06 AM #2 | I don't watch every fight, but I do watch sometimes. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | What's up CE? |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 10:33:48 AM #9 | Just eating breakfast and gearing up for work. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Do you even game? |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 10:27:28 AM #13 | I play Shadowrun or D&D every Friday. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 10:24:05 AM #56 | No, I never was in Vietnam I never once dove into an empty swimming pool I never let the carpet walk right out from under me I never painted a house or a tree I never did become an exotic dancer Or a customer service representative I never took the pulse of a dying duck Or gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a horsefly In a way I suppose you could say My experience is quite limited, for example I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom closet While singing Waltzing Matilda I never sawed a television in half Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar I never played a decent game of jacks I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate Who kept picking his teeth with a bowie knife To distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder And told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code Involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties I never bought a lamp, wait I did buy a lamp once But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic I never bought Lima beans or lime pudding I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L" Except lollipops, light bulbs and lettuce, and the lamp I never layed down for a nap And found the Everly brothers in bed with me I never let a cyborg take out the garbage I'm sorry I stole the radio, I did it I sawed the legs off the periodic table I re-elected the President, I did it It was my fault, I farted in the church I'm sorry I did many many bad things And I am so sorry --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Do you know any useful skills? |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 2:29:38 AM #28 | I'm a decent auto mechanic, rebuilt a couple of engines over the years. Also did some HVAC and general contracting work for a few years. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Idris Elba cast as villain in The Rocks Fast & Furious spin-off |
| SimpleMan 07/11/18 12:12:54 AM #2 | SomeGuyUO posted...
I'd rather see Colin Salmon as Bond. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Are you solid gold golfer? |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:10:26 PM #5 | I thought the golfer thing was dead and forgotten. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:06:38 PM #43 | , . , . , . --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 10:39:27 PM #32 | Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh Totally emotionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas She totally confused all the passing piranhas She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump lingered last in line for brains And the one she got was sorta rotten and insane Small things so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Which clothing of yours is best conversation starter? |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:22:00 AM #49 | My Airwalk Jim shoes. https://imgur.com/7vT8fY1 --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:16:28 AM #12 | We don't have no plastic L.A. Frynds, Ain't on the edge of no popular trend. Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine GQ. We don't care if you 're a lawyer, or a Texas oil man, Or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand. If you got Soul We hang out with people just like you [Chorus] My hair's turning white, My neck's always been red, My collar's still blue, We've always been here Just trying to sing the truth to you. Yes you could say We've always been, Red, White, and Blue --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Are the windows on your car tinted? |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:13:56 AM #8 | The rear windows on my Jeep are. The windows on my VW aren't. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | The last game you played ITT |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:10:09 AM #24 | Grand Theft Auto V --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 11:00:16 AM #6 | I told the witch doctor I was in love with you I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do He said that.... Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang... Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Popular opinions topic. |
| SimpleMan 07/10/18 12:22:05 AM #10 | Gafemage posted... BadOpinions posted...Cinnamon Toast Crunch is vastly overrated I'd rank them Waffle Crisp > Cinnamon Toast Crunch > French Toast Crunch --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | itt Covers Better Than The Original |
| SimpleMan 07/09/18 9:17:58 PM #76 | Marillion - Everybody Hurts  --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Favorite male/female vocalist? |
| SimpleMan 07/09/18 11:27:14 AM #3 | Male: Ronnie Van Zant Female: Chrissie Hynde --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | What's your favorite flavor of Dorito? |
| SimpleMan 07/09/18 11:12:24 AM #2 | Cool Ranch. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | itt Covers Better Than The Original |
| SimpleMan 07/09/18 10:50:34 AM #31 | Laibach - Across the Universe  --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | have someone who speak portuguese here? |
| SimpleMan 07/09/18 1:18:35 AM #4 | I took a year of Portuguese in High school, and have forgotten just about everything. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | What's the best BBQ: Propane or Charcoal? |
| SimpleMan 07/08/18 10:24:12 PM #5 | Charcoal. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Just spent 45 minutes cleaning a toilet overflowing with... |
| SimpleMan 07/08/18 11:12:48 AM #2 | Lucky for you the turlet's clean now. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | What would you do on your final day alive? |
| SimpleMan 07/07/18 11:55:12 PM #3 | Call some friends and family, get my affairs in order, and make sure that my will is up to date. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | if you could move to any country |
| SimpleMan 07/07/18 11:49:59 PM #20 | I'll stay in the States. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | What's the state of your hair? |
| SimpleMan 07/07/18 10:57:23 AM #4 | Fine. Bit long for the weather, but not balding, so no complaints. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Anyone else NOT like to travel? |
| SimpleMan 07/07/18 10:55:52 AM #14 | I'd like to travel, but due to health issues travel is difficult at best. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | 50/50 chance you get 1MILL but each time you take that chance, you lose a singer |
| SimpleMan 07/07/18 2:24:04 AM #22 | Do I get to choose which finger? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | My first topic on this board |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 10:15:12 PM #10 | Sloyer posted... Good. Vacation is almost over. Nice. Do anything fun? Also why will this probably be your last topic here? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | My first topic on this board |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 10:06:27 PM #4 | How you doin'? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | ITT: We tell eachother our favorites things. |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 9:53:33 PM #36 | Favorite Disney movie? Robin Hood Favorite comedy movie? Revenge of the Nerds Favorite overall movie? Revenge of the Nerds Favorite TV show? Dukes of Hazzard What would you do for a klondike bar? Go out and buy one. Favorite food? Corned beef Favorite sex position? Any Favorite brand of cereal? Waffle Crisp Favorite finger on your hands? Right index Favorite book? H2G2 Favorite animal? Elephant Favorite letter of the alphabet? B Favorite video game. Not sure I have one --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Catwoman #1 |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 9:20:07 PM #2 | That doesn't look like Julie Newmar. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Favorite Neopet? |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 8:26:45 PM #22 | Hexenherz posted... My Pteri is 5,716 days or 15.66 years old. Nice. My Skeith is 6,552 days or 17.95 years old. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Anyone here live in So Cal? |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 8:13:45 PM #34 | Romes187 posted... SimpleMan posted...I'm in Huntington Beach. Gonna hang out on my deck in the ocean breeze. Checked it, like it, next. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Anyone here live in So Cal? |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 8:11:13 PM #31 | I'm in Huntington Beach. Gonna hang out on my deck in the ocean breeze. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | It's my birthday today. |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 11:06:42 AM #4 | Happy Birthday. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Hot as balls in SoCal |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 10:56:45 AM #4 | E32005 posted... 90s at the coast! Nice ain't it. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | I've never been more than 125 lbs |
| SimpleMan 07/06/18 1:24:42 AM #34 | 220 bout a year and a half ago. I've been told to get closer to 180. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | I am russman |
| SimpleMan 07/05/18 11:55:03 PM #7 | Have you ever wanted to do Zomething different? --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
| Topic | Just a gif of Ducktales (no context) |
| SimpleMan 07/05/18 9:49:32 PM #2 | I don't remember DuckTales looking like that. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul |
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