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TopicWhat's the best TV show theme of all time?
Ser_Jaker
07/08/22 10:56:07 PM
#1
And explain in depth why it's Monkey Magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SUoHmpRdM

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TopicThe Boys season 3 finale! *spoilers*
Ser_Jaker
07/08/22 12:50:41 AM
#43
Really disappointed in this finale..

The show doesn't have the balls to progress the story in an interesting way or kill anyone off. Nothing of note has changed all that much from the start of the season and character arcs felt wasted.

Starlight was kind of a joke. Homelanders powers are all over the place.

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TopicWhy does this make me laugh so much?
Ser_Jaker
07/07/22 10:32:06 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/sTCIXv_34Sc

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicITT: The worst game of an entire franchise.
Ser_Jaker
06/28/22 7:13:50 PM
#33
Why has no one said Resident Evil 6?

Probably the only game in existance.i actively hate.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicNewSassy the Sasquatch YouTube series
Ser_Jaker
06/28/22 8:01:18 AM
#1
Looks fucken skitz.
Can't wait to see where this one goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OmR0ypCyOU

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI lose my arachnophobia when drunk
Ser_Jaker
06/27/22 12:41:07 AM
#1
Currently steaming right now and now I can look at a footage/images of spiders and realize they're really quite interesting and beautiful creatures.
But when sober they look and move around like a nightmarish, eldritch abomination.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicCurrently playing Spyro 3.for the first time
Ser_Jaker
06/24/22 1:03:06 AM
#8
Kircheis posted...
You playing PS1 or Reignited? If you've played both, which do you prefer between PS1 and Reignited? When it comes to graphics I prefer Reignited, but the soundtrack and gameplay in the PS1 version just feel more right to me, speaking as someone who played Reignited first. Actually I kind of also prefer PS1 when it comes to graphics if only because it's easier to spot gems in the PS1 version. I swear it shouldn't be as hard to find a red gem on green grass as it is in the Reignited version. And Bentley's whack a mole minigame really sucks in Reignited, fuck that minigame so hard lol.
Playing the OG on ps1. I'm currently hooked on retroachievements lol. PS1 graphics also make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Will defs play Reignited at some point though.

Beefbud posted...
hey I just played Crash 3 for the first time, the vehicle levels weren't that bad...well the airplane ones were kinda lame
The vehicles in Crash 3 were honesty fine and played great. There's just way too many of them. There didn't need to be 4 motorbike and 4 jet ski levels. There needed to be at least one more platforming themed level. Like aztec ruins or Victorian era london or something

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicCurrently playing Spyro 3.for the first time
Ser_Jaker
06/24/22 12:31:14 AM
#1
I can't help but feel like it suffers from the same issues that Crash 3 had. Too much additions to the core gameplay that just aren't as fun. The side characters aren't nearly as fun as Spyro and the skateboarding is a bit meh.
Not of offensive as the Crash 3 vehicle levels though.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicEasy ways to make fast money?
Ser_Jaker
06/14/22 9:43:31 PM
#18
Clinical trial?
I always get heaps of emails offering me $10'000 to stay at some lab for a month to do some test subject shit. I'd do it if I wasn't already working fulltime

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPeople who say they're more scared of spiders than snakes...
Ser_Jaker
06/14/22 9:41:06 AM
#11
Because spiders are an eldritch abomination. Have you seen the "face" and giant fangs of a spider?
Snakes are just adorable. I always want to cuddle a snake if they weren't trying to bite me.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThis Turok 2 soundtrack......
Ser_Jaker
06/14/22 9:35:06 AM
#3
HOly shiet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLEc01crwFE

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThis Turok 2 soundtrack......
Ser_Jaker
06/14/22 4:51:40 AM
#1
Has no right to be this fucken good. Just listen to it.

https://youtu.be/x-uIV78kidg

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe Boys is the best show in years.
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 4:02:00 AM
#28
I've heard this Herogasm is next level. Can't wait to see that.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAre there any movies where the main character dies halfway through
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 3:43:35 AM
#2
Does Pulp Fiction count?

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicTequila is the most misunderstood substance
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 3:29:41 AM
#5
BignutzisBack posted...
I'm a whiskey man myself, I don't like shots of tequila but I do like margaritas
If youre a whiskey man you really should explore mezcal. Tequila is essentially a mezcal. Mezcal can be multiple varieties of agave, multiple regions if mexico and the aging all takes place in the ground.
It seriously blows me away that some agaves can take 15 years to grow and mature.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe Boys is the best show in years.
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 3:22:59 AM
#22
ThAt penis scene is Nothing.
I truly felt bad at the Timothy scene :(

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicTequila is the most misunderstood substance
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 3:21:32 AM
#1
Too many dumbasses get absolutely pissed at a shitty divebar and order shots of tequila.... but all these shitty bars will serve people mixto tequila which is essentially 51% agave and the rest is random shit to meet guidelines to be called tequila. This is what gives people a bad hangover and gives tequila a bad name.
Tequila should be 100% agave; shouldn't be diffuser; and shouldn't be served with lime and salt.
Examples of good tequila are El Tesoro, Forteleza, Siete Leguas, Cascahuin, Ocho, Don Fulano....
Avoid brands like Casamigos, Patron, Don Julio and Clase Azul. They're all overpriced, mass produced and aren't good representations of tequila.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic$3.50 but you have to let a marvel super hero fuck you
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 2:49:31 AM
#48
Is it pegging if It's a female?

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI had a weird bloody Mary today
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 2:35:23 AM
#8
Bloody Maria Is So much bettet honestly.
It's the same thing but swaps the vodka for tequila. The agave, peppery, earthiness of agave spirits work so much better with all those savory flavours.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPS1 Spyro soundtracks
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 12:38:06 AM
#1
They slap pretty hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk0qMpi38Vo

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI work as a cashier and actually enjoy it. AMA
Ser_Jaker
06/06/22 12:26:28 AM
#16
I worked as a checkout person at Coles in Australia years ago and I agree the customers honestly weren't that bad. Maybe it's a country thing. In America it sounds like hell with everyone being a stuck up c word. here I can recall maybe 5 customers who were wankers in all my 2 years of service.

The problem was, time just goes so fucking slow on registers. If you are going to work at a supermarket... Fresh produce was the way to go. Filling the fruit and veg, making sure the quality was good on everything, cutting and wrapping watermelon and pumpkins, making everything look colourful and beautiful was actually enjoyable and peaceful.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicGGOA Plays: Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles -ongoing spoilers-
Ser_Jaker
06/01/22 4:49:26 PM
#4
Steve was pretty good in Darkside chronicles. But I've always had a soft spot for steve.
Fun game But I was burnt out playing this after umbrella chronicles. I think umbrella chronicles was a better game.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicGGOA Plays: Resident Evil 5 -ongoing spoilers-
Ser_Jaker
05/28/22 10:16:48 PM
#74
I was pretty harsh on re5 when it came out. Called it a giant piece of shit that sold out and a poor man's RE4.
Now I think it's ok. Nothing groundbreaking. Fun with a partner or even solo when you understand out the AI partner works.
I like the environments and locations. I still think it's a worse version of RE4 though. Mercs was great.
RE6 is still an irredeemable load of shite though.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicRE1 has to be the most tedious game ever
Ser_Jaker
05/28/22 10:13:24 PM
#20
ZannoL posted...
@Ser_Jaker Thanks! Will try that tonight when I play my Switch.

No worries. This method only work with tank control I think and it'll take a bit of trial and error to get the timing right. But once you get it you can use it on every zombie in the game I think.


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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicName an underwater level in a platformer that was actually good
Ser_Jaker
05/28/22 10:05:42 PM
#7
Crash 3 water levels were fine.
That one level in spyro 2.
The shipwreck levels in Tomb raider 2

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicRE1 has to be the most tedious game ever
Ser_Jaker
05/28/22 10:02:37 PM
#16
ZannoL posted...
Trying to dodge the zombies is by far the worst part about part 1 and ReMake.

I feel like I just can't get that down. It's annoying when they grab me

In remake just keep tapping back from the zombie will.lunge and miss giving you time to run past.
In OG re1 face the zombie sideways and walk back and forward. The zombie gets confused and turns around giving you space to run around it

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicRE1 has to be the most tedious game ever
Ser_Jaker
05/28/22 9:59:31 PM
#11
Remake1 is perfect as is. Masterpiece.
I'd say the remaster ruined it. The new controls are terrible, the lighting is off, some backgrounds don't look great and the soundtrack is pitched up for some reason.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDo you like to play Resident Evil?
Ser_Jaker
05/26/22 5:27:12 AM
#21
Tank controls were where it was at.
Remake 1, RE3, RE2.... Mastahpeece


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicIs Monkey Magic worth watching today?
Ser_Jaker
05/26/22 5:01:29 AM
#1
I used to watch it at my uncles place ike 18 years ago

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicBig Lez
Ser_Jaker
05/22/22 9:22:39 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CGHWYDVR9A
2:48 - 3:00

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicBig Lez
Ser_Jaker
05/22/22 5:34:34 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/Gs30P0oQb7M

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPlaying Tomb Raider Chronicles for the first time lads.
Ser_Jaker
05/16/22 11:44:19 PM
#9
A few hospo/bartending jobs which isn't the end of the world.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPlaying Tomb Raider Chronicles for the first time lads.
Ser_Jaker
05/16/22 1:06:48 AM
#7
First impressions is that this game is advanced darkness. Seriously it's so hard to see and explore that it actually gives me a headache.
The levels seem far more basic than before but it's the same tomb raider gameplay.
Great atmosphere. There's something really eerie about exploring the desolate, dark Backstreets of Rome early in the morning with the wind and bell chimes tolling away in the distance.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPlaying Tomb Raider Chronicles for the first time lads.
Ser_Jaker
05/15/22 10:36:53 PM
#5
The controls are slow and hard to get around now but they're still worth playing because the level design is fantastic in those old games.
Also the atmosphere is amazing.
And I love how dangerous the platforming is. It's all player input and one wrong move will kill you so you're always on edge. In modern platforming games, everything is automated.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicMovies with crazy twists in them???.... (Spoilers)
Ser_Jaker
05/15/22 9:48:07 PM
#27
Drag me to Hell

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPlaying Tomb Raider Chronicles for the first time lads.
Ser_Jaker
05/15/22 9:36:57 PM
#1
I've loved all the previous TR games on PS1 so I'll see how this fares. I've heard horror stories about the last level called Red Alert

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe scariest part about any game is losing progress.
Ser_Jaker
05/15/22 9:27:07 PM
#1
Which is why horror games I find are so effective when they limit saves. Despite everyone complaining and bitching about them in old RE games. Playing Remake2 on hardcore first playthrough was a awesome experience.
Also it's why dark souls and bloodborne feel "scary" despite not being horror games. I doubt the atmosphere and intensity would be there if there was a checkpoint every 4 minutes.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicStill the most Australian thing ive ever heard
Ser_Jaker
05/15/22 8:06:48 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I?feature=share

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicWomen are forgoing shaving. Embracing hair. Do you like the look?
Ser_Jaker
05/12/22 5:23:43 AM
#130
Armpit/vag hair is fine..
leg hair is a Major tutrnnoff for me

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLuna is tanking boiz lmao
Ser_Jaker
05/11/22 8:48:34 AM
#1
Good thing I sold like months ago.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicResident Evil Revelations 2. Is this a good game??
Ser_Jaker
05/10/22 5:36:42 AM
#14
I think it's the only mainline RE I haven't beaten.
It's miserably boring I found. It feels like a poor man's tLoU

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe Turok 2 soundtrack slaps hard
Ser_Jaker
05/10/22 5:31:44 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLEc01crwFE

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicITT: Soundtracks that are way better than they have any right to be
Ser_Jaker
05/05/22 2:32:23 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/QBBXPQ0Lbks

It's a stupid, poorly designed, ridiculous boss fight where Rebecca gets snatched up by a giant centipede and you have to fight it as Billy. It doesn't even directly attack you and can only hurt you if you're in it's path.
But for some reason the music slaps hard.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI feel the OG Donkey Kong is a cheap poorly designed heap of shit.
Ser_Jaker
04/28/22 5:04:34 AM
#4
Kim_Seong-a posted...
I bet tc thinks mortal kombat on the sega genesis is the best game ever

No but the arcade version is

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI feel the OG Donkey Kong is a cheap poorly designed heap of shit.
Ser_Jaker
04/26/22 7:30:21 AM
#1
Sometimes the barrels fall in such a way that it's impossible to consistently jump over. And the awkward ladder detection. Nothing worse than losing a quarter because Jumpman decides to Not climb because I'm not in the correct place of a pixel.
Bit of bullshit if you ask me. (Been playing this at my local arcade tonight.)

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicITT: I play Resident Evil Zero (ongoing spoilers)
Ser_Jaker
04/26/22 5:28:20 AM
#162
Zero has great visuals, music and locations.
Unfortunately the whole partner zapping system, enemies, poor puzzles and frustrating game design all bring it down massively.
Especially coming off the masterpiece that was REmake.
Really bugs me when people say classic RE died because the formula was tired with RE0. RE0 just isn't very good.

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDo you still use a face mask when going out?
Ser_Jaker
04/23/22 9:55:59 PM
#58
Not since they got rid of the mandates.
Retail and hospo were forced to wear masks but customers/patrons weren't which if fucking stupid.
You try talking to people in a loud setting with a face mask and constantly having to take the mask on and off to taste test drinks. It sucked.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicBah Gawd the Big Boot!
Ser_Jaker
04/23/22 9:41:59 PM
#1
The IMPACT!!!

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe original Mortal Kombat 1
Ser_Jaker
04/16/22 10:05:32 PM
#33
Awesker002 posted...
Sonya is the strongest character in the game with some infinites.

Yeah she's a beast if you can combo a jump kick into leg grab. Takes like 50% hp

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicThe original Mortal Kombat 1
Ser_Jaker
04/16/22 9:58:57 PM
#30
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Unless it's way different there, you don't pay a licensing fee to have arcade games LOL
Licensing fees for alcohol are pretty expensive in Australia. Not to mention its in the city

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