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TopicWoah..
Ser_Jaker
08/01/17 11:45:22 PM
#1

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI hate Daenerys so much
Ser_Jaker
07/31/17 7:21:32 AM
#1
If they pull a bullshit, "Dany wins everything and gets the throne" ending I will be pissed.

But surely they won't.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicObese Youtubers surgery is delayed, ruins his plans for vacations
Ser_Jaker
07/24/17 9:46:52 PM
#9
The comments on that video sicken me.

Everyone be like, "Hang in there Boogie you're strong"

He's a complete worthless fatass who is weak... not strong.

I don't know why but I get triggered by Boogie. I don't like him at all. Disgusting human being.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicam i a weeb if 90 percent of the music I listen to is japanese
Ser_Jaker
07/24/17 6:49:15 AM
#16
This is the only Japanese band I like


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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI think I'm going to stop playing through Crash 1 on the N-Sane Trilogy..
Ser_Jaker
07/24/17 1:00:50 AM
#11
Crash 1 is pretty easy to be honest. I have all the platinum relics.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI'm Australian AMA
Ser_Jaker
07/23/17 5:40:20 AM
#13
Have you ever woken up in the morning to have a bunch of kangaroos chilling in your driveway?

I have
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCan someone explain to me what this is?
Ser_Jaker
07/23/17 5:37:54 AM
#1

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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicITT: Food only your area of the nation understands:
Ser_Jaker
07/21/17 11:40:25 PM
#5
Vegemite of course.

Foreigners just came in and smear it on toast like it's jam and expect it to taste good. A buttered up piece of toast with a very light spread of vegemite is perfection.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
Ser_Jaker
07/21/17 11:37:13 PM
#25
I swear bad customers must just be an American thing.

I worked as a cashier 2 years and I rarely ever experienced stupid/douchey customers.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs there many jobs available in Europe for native English speakers?
Ser_Jaker
07/21/17 2:49:08 PM
#4
JE19426 posted...
Which parts of Europe?


Preferably Germany
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs there many jobs available in Europe for native English speakers?
Ser_Jaker
07/21/17 2:43:15 PM
#1
The problem is I have no qualifications in anything really. It's annoying.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topic$100,000 but you can never look at porn ever again.
Ser_Jaker
07/21/17 2:22:47 PM
#28
Does fetish stuff count as porn?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicVideo proof of black eyed kid entering mans home
Ser_Jaker
07/21/17 1:39:17 AM
#83
Dustin1280 posted...
day 3, nothing unusual no noises even


Day 4 so far the sceatching is back still cant track it down, i have heard it a fews times tonight

Nothing on cameras


RIP you gon die
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicVideo proof of black eyed kid entering mans home
Ser_Jaker
07/20/17 2:16:29 PM
#73
V-E-G-Y- posted...
The scratching was probs just a tree branch tbh


Nah it was probably just the wind.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicTanaka
Ser_Jaker
07/16/17 4:26:05 AM
#1
Thai Kicku
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicstreet fighter isnt a fighting game, its a non-standard platformer
Ser_Jaker
07/13/17 5:34:48 AM
#4
I thought it was a rhythm game because you have to press the buttons at a certain time.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWhat does one do in Chicago?
Ser_Jaker
07/12/17 8:04:57 AM
#1
Going there in October. What's nightlife like? I'm going alone so I'll have to try and meet people there. Is there a good, "get absolutely munted and party and have a good time" atmosphere there?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJust cracked the shits and broke an Amiibo.....
Ser_Jaker
07/11/17 9:23:05 PM
#9
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just because it's in urban dictionary doesn't mean you should use it.


It's literally one of the most used phrases. C'mon
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJust cracked the shits and broke an Amiibo.....
Ser_Jaker
07/11/17 9:15:19 PM
#6
Gamer99z posted...
Ser_Jaker posted...
Gamer99z posted...
u wot


I got mad m8

Wtf does cracked the shits mean tho


www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cracked the shits
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJust cracked the shits and broke an Amiibo.....
Ser_Jaker
07/11/17 9:13:07 PM
#4
Gamer99z posted...
u wot


I got mad m8
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicJust cracked the shits and broke an Amiibo.....
Ser_Jaker
07/11/17 9:12:21 PM
#1
It was a Wolf Link & Midna Amiibo that came with the Twilight Princess special edition. I was playing Crash N Sane Trilogy trying to get the platinum relic for Cold Hard Crash for like an hour.... got mad and throw it across the room and it broke.

How rare is that Amiibo?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicNo one actually likes Guns N' Roses right?
Ser_Jaker
07/11/17 8:55:06 PM
#36
It's true though. Guns N' Roses are pretty bad
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWould you have fought in WW2?
Ser_Jaker
07/11/17 8:53:57 PM
#6
They wouldn't let me in the navy for medical reasons so they probably wouldn't let me in WWII either
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicName a game series where the main protagonist of the first game...
Ser_Jaker
07/10/17 2:32:51 AM
#17
Crash Bandy
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThe original Crash Bandicoot, probably one of the worst games to become popular
Ser_Jaker
07/10/17 2:32:30 AM
#72
Crash 1 had some stiff controls but there was nothing badly designed about the game. Maybe the saving system is stupid and bullshit but there's nothing wrong with the actual design of the levels (except a few like Cortex Power)
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicYeah nah
Ser_Jaker
07/06/17 1:57:01 AM
#1
Nah yeah
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSilent Hill 3>2>1>4> Shattered Memories> Downpour>Homecoming
Ser_Jaker
07/05/17 5:49:46 PM
#45
The hauntings just weren't scary at all for me in Silent Hill 4. The concept of it is fucking awesome but the execution was a bit meh. If it was more like how P.T was executed it would've been horrifying.

I enjoy the first half of Silent Hill 4 but Eileen just shits all over the second half.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topic1 billion $ but you have to move to and stay permanently in a random country
Ser_Jaker
07/05/17 4:11:22 AM
#129
Got East Timor and Saudi Arabia on a reroll.

Awww fuck.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCE help me identify a horror game
Ser_Jaker
07/04/17 3:38:57 PM
#7
Welcome to the Game?

The game where you have to browse the deep web to find the Red Room. While avoiding serial killers and russian kidnappers.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicSilent Hill 3>2>1>4> Shattered Memories> Downpour>Homecoming
Ser_Jaker
07/04/17 5:44:21 AM
#30
Is Homecoming really that bad? I've seen gameplay and it looks decent. And the imagery looks Silent Hill-ish.

The only problem I notice is re-using Pyramid Head.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThe Switch's graphics really don't seem all that far behind current gen
Ser_Jaker
07/02/17 11:12:59 PM
#22
People argue that "Nintendo consoles don't need to be powerful because Nintendo games use good artstyle instead"

But honestly to me... That's exactly why third parties just don't seem to give a shit about Nintendo anymore. No one wants to downgrade their games just to run on the system.

And from what I hear BotW has really bad framerate issues.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI remember before Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy came out.....
Ser_Jaker
07/02/17 11:10:36 PM
#16
I think Vicarious Visions have potential. The Crash N Sane trilogy is full of charm and has the Crash feel. The graphics and sound are also amazing. They just need to prove themselves with how they'd go with making a brand new Crash game.

They did the GBA Crash games which were actually somewhat decent. And Nitro Kart which was also OK.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI remember before Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy came out.....
Ser_Jaker
07/02/17 11:05:50 PM
#11
SMAP- posted...
Also Crash Twinsanity was a good game that gets underrated because it came out in the PS2 era which was mostly mediocre for Crash


I think if they continue Crash (which they most likely will now) it should definitely continue with the style of Crash Twinsanity. I think that having the open world style (like Twinsanity/Jak1) mixed with a few corridor style, fun gimmicks and vehicles, and maybe even Uncharted-esque cinematic platforming sections with Crash's gameplay would be awesome.

But they should introduce alot more modern mechanics I think.

There's no reason why Crash can't survive in todays market.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI remember before Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy came out.....
Ser_Jaker
07/02/17 7:30:10 AM
#1
Everyone was saying, "lol Crash is dead and Crash wouldn't sell in todays market"

Then a new Crash game gets released and it's sold out and has pretty much perfectly positive reception besides a few reviewers.

Good time to be Bandicoot fan right now. Hoping for a brand new Crash adventure.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicLosing 1kilo in one day?
Ser_Jaker
06/30/17 4:59:46 AM
#1
I have one and a half days to lose 1 kilo.

I've just been living off of tuna and water. No sugar or carbs. Will also go for a jog.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicList any band or musician and I will rank them in tiers
Ser_Jaker
06/28/17 4:47:01 PM
#125
You have good taste in metal TC
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicList any band or musician and I will rank them in tiers
Ser_Jaker
06/28/17 8:20:34 AM
#118
Mystifier
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicList any band or musician and I will rank them in tiers
Ser_Jaker
06/28/17 8:06:04 AM
#117
Necros Christos
Beherit
Darkthrone
King Diamond
Disturbed
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topic100k or the ability to punch people through the internet? (Redux)
Ser_Jaker
06/27/17 7:07:56 AM
#8
Is it literally a clenched fist that comes out of the screen to punch them? This is quite important.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWtf @ Sonic 2 final boss.
Ser_Jaker
06/27/17 2:12:40 AM
#7
Bosses that insta-kill you and have multiple phases without checkpoints are trash.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Topicis it racist if I find white people not attractive?_?
Ser_Jaker
06/27/17 1:24:10 AM
#9
It's perfectly fine to not find white people attractive. Any other race though.... well than you're just a filthy bigot.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI nominate this as the best riff in all metal
Ser_Jaker
06/26/17 10:50:54 PM
#2
Chambers of Dis is the best song from that album
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWait... there's no swastikas in CoD WW2? Seriously?
Ser_Jaker
06/26/17 4:58:56 PM
#22
From my understanding Swastikas are allowed in Germany but only depicted as art or in an educational sense. Games for whatever reason are not considered as art over there in Germany so the Swastikas have to be removed.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicIs Skylanders actually any good?
Ser_Jaker
06/25/17 2:25:56 PM
#1
I like those easy cartoony games that are all about collectibles and satisfy my OCD.

But it looks ridiculously expensive to have to buy all the toys and plus I'd run out of room to put those things. I want the Crash and Cortex figures and Wumpa Island level
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicI am triggered as fuck that people are playing Crash N. Sane Trilogy right now
Ser_Jaker
06/25/17 4:07:27 AM
#1
They're all streaming it and shit. Why is it fair that they get it a week early and I have to wait 5 more days? It's not just like one or 2 people that streaming it... So many people are streaming it.
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicList any band or musician and I will rank them in tiers
Ser_Jaker
06/25/17 1:07:28 AM
#41
Bathory
Inquisition
Sulphur Aeon
Shub Niggurath
Black Magick SS
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicWould you ever consider having surgery to turn your eyes into blue eyes?
Ser_Jaker
06/24/17 9:58:52 PM
#43
Yes. Blue eye Aryan masta race
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicCrash Bandicoot trilogy > Super Mario Bros and Sonic the Hedgehog trilogy
Ser_Jaker
06/24/17 9:28:40 PM
#3
I agree
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicTy the Tasmanian Tiger games.
Ser_Jaker
06/24/17 5:13:46 AM
#1
Are they any good?
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"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
TopicThe Donkey Kong Country game over screen was nightmare fuel as a kid.
Ser_Jaker
06/23/17 8:22:52 AM
#14


This was absolutely mortifying as a child.
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