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Now is this the guy who dumped the concept art into the trash, or the guy who found the concept art?
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If I weren't the submissive one, I'd be more in favor.
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This kid would have a future in the White House if he were to see the light of day again.
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And the extremists would be all "These two were doing God's work"
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Any other Ingraham Angle fans?
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Bump
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iPhone_7 posted...

I thought that was just a dumb random thing snl included in their sketch. Laura Ingraham really is a joke.

Same thought. But the way the SNL sketch ended, "Laura" said that Vape God was a guest really on her show, so I wanted to see.
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"If the square block won't go into the round hole the first time, it will within the next 50 times. It just has to."
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MarqueeSeries posted...

The only thing I recognized out of that is

What are you eating, tc?

I ate turkey, artichokes, potatoes, cheesecake, and lasagna. I said I ate too much food. But I was asking if you guys ate lots of turkey yet.
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Parent 1: Country
Parent 2: Eurodance
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Parent 2: Celtic
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Parent 2: Boy Band
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Parent 1: Bluegrass
Parent 2: Disco
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Also congrats, Sayoria. Additional work being done that isn't as awesomely covered up here as SRS? Good luck and best wishes if so.

FFS. I cannot afford Dr. Spiegel at nearly 60,000 dollars. There's a mexican surgeon who supposedly does a great job with my facial structure, so I am getting features softened.
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Kineth posted...

Sayoria posted...

Kineth posted...

Going to a resort or something?

Not really. More trans-based duties.

Eh? I thought you already had the operation?

Also do you know how it tastes yet?

Getting some face work done. Like.... I hate my nose, jaw and forehead. Getting those rounded and softened.

And no. I am still very much a virgin.
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Kineth posted...

Going to a resort or something?

Not really. More trans-based duties.
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Zikten posted...

Sayoria posted...

awesome999 posted...

Aren't you like 30

I hope you mean renew the passport

I am 31, and I've never been out of the country. So yeah. First passport.

Where you going?

Guadalajara.
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The closest to "conservative humor" that would be funny would be Archie Bunker/Al Bundy in their attack of minorities and fat people. But that was art. Actual conservative "comedy" is trying to piss people off by calling them "snowflake"...... kay.
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awesome999 posted...

Aren't you like 30

I hope you mean renew the passport

I am 31, and I've never been out of the country. So yeah. First passport.
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*Is transgender*
*Went to get a passport*
*Only needed birth certificate and license*
*Paid*
*Done*

Been hearing trans people have been having a hard time with getting passports lately. Thankfully, my process was almost seamless. (Did have an issue with my money order, but yeah)
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A sexy chad.


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We are getting bored.
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Choose a Nordic country. Any of them.
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*Cough*

Well, that was unexpected. Maybe.
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:l
:D
:l
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

Sayoria posted...

FLUFFYGERM posted...

only if it's a nice feminine penis

What....what if our feminine penis is no mo

hmmm well your doctor didnt mess with your jaw right??? ;) ;) ;)

Nah, my jaw is quite functional. ;D
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

only if it's a nice feminine penis

What....what if our feminine penis is no mo
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And I spent it in bed all day long. No complaints.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

No penis.

< Is trans
< Chopped the Hell out of that penis off nearly a year ago.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Sayoria posted...

Hell no.

D:

Why not? Marijuanas are good.

Because it's bad.
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SoulOfFayth posted...

Sayoria posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

Antifar posted...

Sayoria posted...

I never hear liberals say "the right" in the same essence that slave owners and racists would say "the blacks"

Coincidence?

I've been staring at this post and just blinking a lot for about two minutes.

If you ever figure it out, could you explain it to me, please?

Conservatives having a knack of using "the _____" in a condescending, and blatantly sour-in-the-mouth way. "The left"

Whereas lefties are always reasonable and cool headed when confronted with ideas they don't agree with.

Both sides are fucking whacky, but let's be honest. Living your life the way you want is by far something that would piss off a conservative before a liberal. Me being trans, liberals don't care. To a conservative, me even being around them is grounds for discrimination and in some cases, calls for death.
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Hell no.
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Rep. Beto O'Rourke, who became a Democratic superstar during his competitive but ultimately losing campaign against GOP Sen. Ted Cruz, is being prodded by his top donors and supporters to make a run for either the White House or Texas' other U.S. Senate seat in 2020, CNBC has learned.

Since O'Rourke's nail-biting loss on election night, backers have encouraged him to use the statewide and national recognition he gained during the race to propel himself to a higher office, according to three people with direct knowledge of the matter who declined to be named.

The Texas Democrat, for his part, has told some of his closest associates that all options are on the table, including a run for president and possibly another campaign for Senate, according to a person who recently spoke to the congressman. O'Rourke has also noted, however, that he's not ready to commit to what comes next after his final term in Congress comes to an end in January, according to this person. It is unclear when O'Rourke will make his decision.

O'Rourke had been the subject of intense 2020 speculation through much of his Senate campaign. Polls show he's among the potential candidates most popular with Democratic voters. A recent Morning Consult/Politico poll shows O'Rourke ranked third among whom Democrats prefer to be their first choice for president in the upcoming election, behind former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Bernie Sanders and ahead of Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris.

O'Rourke's campaign spokesman did not return repeated requests for comment. Yet the politician appeared to tell the gossip and celebrity news outlet TMZ in a recent interview that he wasn't ruling out jumping into the 2020 presidential race.

"You know I haven't made any decisions about anything is probably the best way for me to put it," O'Rourke said last week. "I think everything's too fresh still for me."

In an interview with MSNBC's "Morning Joe," Rep.-elect Veronica Escobar, who will succeed O'Rourke in his House seat, said he should run for president. Escobar also said she asked him about his future plans at a recent dinner in Washington, D.C.

"I think he should run. I really do," Escobar said Monday. "We owe such a debt of gratitude to Beto. ... He does it in a beautiful, genuine way that really touches people, and I think that's what our country needs right now," she added.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/19/beto-orourke-prodded-by-supporters-to-run-in-2020-for-president-or-senate.html
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Antifar posted...

Sayoria posted...

I never hear liberals say "the right" in the same essence that slave owners and racists would say "the blacks"

Coincidence?

I've been staring at this post and just blinking a lot for about two minutes.

If you ever figure it out, could you explain it to me, please?

Conservatives having a knack of using "the _____" in a condescending, and blatantly sour-in-the-mouth way. "The left"
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I never hear liberals say "the right" in the same essence that slave owners and racists would say "the blacks"

Coincidence?
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Hey, nothing wrong with it. I'm happy guys out there still like us. I just hope that whenever I get a guy, it isn't a chaser-type.
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It's okay. Russia is protecting the emails. You know, the only country getting anything done these days.
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Millennials are to blame.
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Trump would be all "This is a sad day for true Americans"
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I made two. Still working on more. One was a basic one. The other was Good Idea: Bad Idea from the Animaniacs.
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And China is all like "Do you see people in America walking their hamburgers? Didn't think so."
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iClockwork posted...

Sayoria posted...

Religion is nothing but cultism in the shape of salvation.

fix'd

Works too.
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Religion is nothing but cultism in the shape of hope.
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The same Mike Lee who has been behind Government power up until Democrats got a blue wave?
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https://twitter.com/FunnyVines/status/1058477043967389696
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This is what it is like having Alex Jones as the President.
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Is it Popular Bluff like the article says, or Poplar Bluff like the actual building says? >_> Guessing the tree route since an article is easier to fuck up.
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