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TopicBuying clothes >>>>> buying videogames
SaccharineSmile
05/15/20 9:15:47 PM
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People judge the millisecond they see you, so you best better be wearing awesome clothing

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TopicSniffing GIRLS clothing
SaccharineSmile
05/15/20 9:07:38 PM
#13
Damn_Underscore posted...
lmao @ the story


I dont think I can sniff a girls panties its just way too much for me I dunno why

I think as a kid I remember watching the movie BASEketball and the 2 dude licking the vibrator and sniffy the underwear only to find out it was the fat ugly moms underwear and vibrator

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TopicSniffing GIRLS clothing
SaccharineSmile
05/15/20 9:02:30 PM
#9
Perascamin posted...
When I was 12, my best friend in grade school had an extremely hot sister who was 15. One time when we got off early from school, his mom picked us up because we'd made plans to hang that whole weekend.

We were playing hide and seek while his mom sat on the couch. He was hiding, and while I was looking for him (couldn't find him) I got to the loft that had their music room/his sister's room and opportunity presented itself to a hormonal and horny 12 year old boy--a pair of her used panties lay just past her bedroom door.

My head kept screaming "I shouldn't do this", but pre-teen/teenage hormones are nigh unstoppable. I made sure the coast was clear and made a light footed dash for the panties, picked them up gingerly and took a whiff. It smelled like sweat and body odor, something that stings the nostrils at first, but has an overpowering ((pheromone)) inside that awakens something in you.

I got an erection, felt red in the face and extremely ashamed. I don't even remember if I hid my boner, but as I stumbled out of her bedroom my friend BURST out of the cabinet that was in the loft and scared the absolute hell out of me.


great story!!

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Topic"You will NEVER experience a GIRLFRIEND" - yourself
SaccharineSmile
05/15/20 8:50:07 PM
#53
Harpie posted...
Welp lol

The only advice I can give you then is to pace yourself. If you seem overeager to be talking to her, it looks like youre desperate. And being desperate is a HUGE turnoff.

Tips on how to not appear desperate when youre desperate:
* Dont compliment her more than once or twice per conversation/date. Youd think itd be the other way around, but its common for guys to go overboard with this. Too much and it seems like youre just trying to compliment your way into her pants. Which wont work
* No bombarding her with texts, especially when shes not even answering
* Going off the first one, dont make any comments about her taking too long to respond. Dont ask why, dont triple text. Just leave it and have patience. Its very unlikely shes playing mind games so try not to let it affect your ego. Its a breath of fresh air when you dont seem demanding, and shell like you a lot more for it
* Do not mention your insecurities when first talking to a girl. Even though you may be self conscious about taking her out/not having a lot of experience, keep it to yourself in the beginning and pretend that you know what youre doing

A guy that looks like he knows what hes doing is a huge turn on. It doesnt matter what you look like if youre confident and sit up straight. I promise you Im not lying about this to make you feel better. Confidence is probably one of the hottest things you can have in the beginning of a relationship

This is all based on my experience, and what other girls Ive talked with have said. Youre welcome for the essay you never asked for


so Im pretty successful with chicks (Im attractive) but pretty much what you said is right (I dont even realize I do this naturally)

so dudes out there, just be cocky/dont care at the same time

i never compliment, I even say it to the chick just to make her know, then after a while I say your hair is fire and shell start blushing and remember how you said you never compliment but you just have her one


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TopicSniffing GIRLS clothing
SaccharineSmile
05/15/20 8:45:20 PM
#1
Yall do that?

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TopicHoly shit anyone remember BOXXY?
SaccharineSmile
05/14/20 7:30:44 PM
#23
bladegash posted...
Thought we was talking bout the gfaqs user boxxy.


holy shit that I do remember!

Ive been here for too long fuck my life

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TopicHoly shit anyone remember BOXXY?
SaccharineSmile
05/14/20 7:20:20 PM
#13
Shes 28 now damn time files

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TopicHoly shit anyone remember BOXXY?
SaccharineSmile
05/14/20 7:14:36 PM
#1
dude I thought she was hot until that 2nd picture of her

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Topic"You will NEVER experience a GIRLFRIEND" - yourself
SaccharineSmile
05/14/20 10:18:44 AM
#41
SaccharineSmile posted...
If Ive learnt anything, is that there a girlfriend any dude, even the dude that have a 1% chance, theres always a girl out there


wow none of what I wrote makes any fucking sense

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Topic"You will NEVER experience a GIRLFRIEND" - yourself
SaccharineSmile
05/14/20 7:26:58 AM
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If Ive learnt anything, is that there a girlfriend any dude, even the dude that have a 1% chance, theres always a girl out there

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TopicSpecial Metal Gear Solid Concept Art, Codec! For new MGS Movie.
SaccharineSmile
05/13/20 7:23:03 PM
#2
I feel like this movie is going to be a flop

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Topic"You mean shit, you are nothing" - your parents
SaccharineSmile
05/13/20 10:18:48 AM
#16
mine was neutral, neither here nor there

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Topic"You will NEVER experience a GIRLFRIEND" - yourself
SaccharineSmile
05/13/20 5:24:45 AM
#1
Is this fact for you? Have you given up?

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Topic"You mean shit, you are nothing" - your parents
SaccharineSmile
05/11/20 10:17:02 PM
#10
KogaSteelfang posted...
Yes. My dad has so many times. Mom has only occasionally during a super heated argument or something.

Dad always told me how much better his life would be if I would drop dead. That if I died, he'd piss on my grave and dance his way out of the graveyard. I was never allowed out of the house because he was embarrassed of me. I wasn't even free to be in the same room as him because he didn't like seeing me.

I was raised as a worthless piece of trash. I tried my best to rise above that, to be a good person anyway. But he was right though, I'm a failure. Everything he said about me is true, and I hate myself for it.




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Topic"You mean shit, you are nothing" - your parents
SaccharineSmile
05/11/20 9:57:16 AM
#1
Has your parents ever said that to you?

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TopicStuck as a virgin with rage.
SaccharineSmile
05/11/20 6:53:07 AM
#3
Lower ur standards and there a unlimited chicks out there

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Topic'Brush ur teeth' & 'You'll always be short' = my insults
SaccharineSmile
05/10/20 7:27:05 PM
#1
my go to insults

Brush your teeth? The person will always be self conscious about their breath

youll always be short? 100% guarantee the dude will hit the gym (harder) to compensate

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TopicToday is 5/10 - or as manlets would say
SaccharineSmile
05/10/20 7:18:54 PM
#8
Hahaha thats a great joke imma use that in real life

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TopicSo that WIFE I had an affair with last year? She send me a CAMEL TOE picture
SaccharineSmile
05/10/20 7:17:55 PM
#13
RoadsterUFO posted...
Ive had women with kids, women in relationships, and women going through separations/divorces send me noodz. I am not sharing.


well seems like shes coming to visit the city in a months time

she already said she just want to cuddle up with me in the same bed etc.

its like here we go again

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TopicSo that WIFE I had an affair with last year? She send me a CAMEL TOE picture
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 10:34:14 PM
#6
monkeykid453 posted...
Pics


it was Snapchat I shouldve screenshot it like I did with the shower pictures she sent in the past

I dunno, I thought she was over me, I am with her almost

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TopicSo that WIFE I had an affair with last year? She send me a CAMEL TOE picture
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 10:24:10 PM
#1
And its funny, because of this quarantine lockdown Ive somehow found another chick. If it wasnt for the lockdown Id still be into this wife

crazy

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TopicSo it's only REDDIT NERDS that worship ELON MUSK?
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 9:26:05 PM
#1
?

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TopicAre you getting concerned over the number of Warnings and Suspensions lately?
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 4:38:14 AM
#9
i think the longest ban Ive ever gotten was 3 days

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TopicI'm so FUCKING BORED #2 - recommend me some Mens Fragrance to buy online
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 1:09:34 AM
#1
i have:

  • Calvin Klein Truth
  • Playboy Hollywood
  • Playboy New York (the smell is so nice I get heaps of comments at the office from this smell)


I know nothing about fragrances

I heard 1 million is the best?

cheers!

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TopicI'm so FUCKING BORED
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 12:52:31 AM
#12
Harpie posted...
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I had no chance in winning so Im cheating haha

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TopicI'm so FUCKING BORED
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 12:42:59 AM
#8
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pee on yourself. Then you'll have to clean it up and won't be bored anymore. Life hack


nahhhhh

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



I tried playing modern warfare and quit after 10 minutes lol


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TopicI'm so FUCKING BORED
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 12:41:48 AM
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Harpie posted...
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TopicI'm so FUCKING BORED
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 12:28:21 AM
#3
CalypsoDoom posted...
I am too tbh


dude I feel your pain

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TopicI'm so FUCKING BORED
SaccharineSmile
05/09/20 12:27:22 AM
#1
Holy fuck


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TopicWhat's the POINT in buying The Last Of Us 2?
SaccharineSmile
05/08/20 10:53:37 PM
#1
Im not buying it cos its been spoiled and I dont like the preaching of this company - no wonder people still think videogames and embarrassing and needing to grow up

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TopicSo what do TAKEN, HOSTEL and SICARIO movies have in common?
SaccharineSmile
05/08/20 10:23:16 PM
#1
that after watching those movies I will never visit Europe and Mexico

ill stick to USA, Australia, UK and maybe Canada to visit and live in

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TopicThis is me every day on CE
SaccharineSmile
05/08/20 9:55:21 AM
#2
thats me in real life too

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TopicI don't even know what am doing anymore
SaccharineSmile
05/08/20 9:51:41 AM
#1
Fucking hell

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TopicAnnie or Britta from Community?
SaccharineSmile
05/07/20 7:02:20 AM
#9
Fucking both!!

depending on the episode or season haha

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TopicR u scared of ur DAD?
SaccharineSmile
05/06/20 8:40:11 AM
#18
well this topic is actually sad

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TopicDino Crisis remake announced.
SaccharineSmile
05/06/20 8:30:46 AM
#9
Why u do dis

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TopicR u scared of ur DAD?
SaccharineSmile
05/05/20 10:14:10 PM
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TopicWhy do people REFUND videogames?
SaccharineSmile
05/04/20 11:42:44 PM
#1
Sounds like gamer entitlement to me

you knew what you were gonna get, so deal with it

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Topicthis PICTURE represent 99.2% of people on CE
SaccharineSmile
05/04/20 1:30:01 AM
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TopicRewatched Pulp Fiction again yesterday. Picked up a few things I didn't notice.
SaccharineSmile
05/03/20 6:55:35 PM
#4
Great movie

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TopicBought lube and condoms with my groceries da other day, never felt more powerful
SaccharineSmile
05/03/20 6:08:23 AM
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TopicChina has 1 genuine ally and that's Russia
SaccharineSmile
05/03/20 12:53:58 AM
#1
i'm surprised people LIVING in the USA are against the USA and TRUMP especailly in this world climate atm


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Topicshould i watch porn?
SaccharineSmile
05/02/20 11:29:05 PM
#1
i'm bored

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TopicDont mind the hot girl in the picture, anyone know where this location is?
SaccharineSmile
05/02/20 11:11:16 PM
#20
im not 13 posted...
There was a woman today going into the supermarket looking like that

I couldn't help but stare <_<


haha same

i mean do these chicks even know?

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Topicthis PICTURE represent 99.2% of people on CE
SaccharineSmile
05/02/20 10:53:42 PM
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TopicI'm not getting THE LAST OF US 2
SaccharineSmile
05/02/20 10:32:33 PM
#1
guess Ill wait for the new COD game this year

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Topicso I had a 7-Hour Sex Romp with some co-worker chick last weekend
SaccharineSmile
05/02/20 10:13:52 PM
#1


So all last week @ work wasnt as awkward as I imagined it to be but still I broke my rule

i mean now I guess I dont have to use my Riley Reid fleshlight as often now?

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TopicImagine still being SCARED of [talking to] GIRLS
SaccharineSmile
04/30/20 9:49:21 PM
#1
like talking to them

but then again if your hot looking (like me) it is easier

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TopicAnyone else hate EUROPEAN CITIES architecture?
SaccharineSmile
04/30/20 8:46:44 PM
#19
ASithLord7 posted...
A) this is not representative of most of the US lmao
B) literally comparing it to, I presume, Brutalist Soviet architecture
C) youve either never been to Germany or only been to East Berlin

haha maybe....

examples of suburbia Germany?


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TopicAnyone else hate EUROPEAN CITIES architecture?
SaccharineSmile
04/30/20 8:27:23 AM
#15
emblem boy posted...
Is TC comparing European urban districts to American urban districts? Or more suburban areas? I'd think suburban parts if european cities is comparable to American suburbs in various places


both city and suburbia

I mean country side Europe is nice, but American cities and suburbia shit all over Europe in terms of design - its just so expansive and clean. Europe is just brick pieces everywhere. Even the footpath is just all brick. Dark and dark brown bricks. Especially in the winter months it just so unwelcoming vibes

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