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TopicI now have 5000 karma how fucking sad is this
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 10:56:26 PM
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and I still dont have my own private board after all I have not contributed to this site @SBAllen

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TopicBoy Meets World star: I make more money doing porn
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 5:18:28 PM
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TopicIf you had to guess, what % of CE users are virgins
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 4:25:20 PM
#2
%

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TopicGHOSTING my best friend who is in need of EMOTIONAL support
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 4:22:53 PM
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I mean the thought of me doing this fuck Im a shit fucking human


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TopicYour 2020 NEW YEARS RESOLUTION? mines "fuck that and fuck you"
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 3:54:28 PM
#1
See how long I can stick with this

might every start it on Xmas day

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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 3:22:06 PM
#11
catIRL posted...
Sounds like you've got good listening skills. Not everyone does.


is do

the trick is eye contact and agree with everything

but man lately Ive been disagreeing and subtle saying this is all your own fault or fix this problem yourself and fuck you


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TopicWhen it comes to apologies, how cynical are you?
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 3:19:51 PM
#5
I fake mine

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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 3:16:04 PM
#9
Another day and another round of therapy sessions

I mean Im not their savior

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TopicModern Warfare is the first bad game I've seen that people still play
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 7:57:26 AM
#6
JBaLLEN66 posted...
I quit playing it but I still complain. I assume they only play ground war and not the sweat infested 6v6 matches.


ditto

game is fucking trash

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TopicPost ITT and I'll assign you a porn star you should research for da day
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 7:22:09 AM
#51
Oh dear

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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 7:18:11 AM
#8
I mean I was on a phone the other day with one of my best friends who was on the phone for 2.5 hours and all she did was talk about her shitty life situation and venting

I mean I listen and agree but its like fuck

and the other night I dropped me friend off at his place after dinner and he gets out the car and starts talking about his problems for 30 minutes whilst I had my car running

I mean Im glad people open up to me but fuck sometimes I just wanna say fuck you ya know?

I dunno

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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 3:43:50 AM
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i feel like all my friends do is catch up with me to talk about all their problems they dont talk about to anyone else

but I guess I shouldnt complain about having friends

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TopicConvincing my best friend (girl) to get a DIVORCE
SaccharineSmile
12/16/19 1:30:39 AM
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A) her husband (also my friend) treats her like shit (mentally) and is not fit to be the father of their 2 young kids (under 2 years old)

wife wants to return back home but is stuck with what to do

all of the wifes friends and family have told her to leave him and return back home

B) I want to sleep with the wife (we have already had intense make out sessions)

am I a shit person?

am I a shit person?

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TopicOmfg Lmafo lol haha!!!!!! Check this out guys
SaccharineSmile
12/14/19 9:31:54 PM
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TopicGot bad news about my heart yesterday and slept about 2 hours tonight.
SaccharineSmile
12/12/19 6:41:40 AM
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Damn that sucks hope you get better!

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TopicACCIDENTALLY touching a females leg = kicked off SURVIVOR and world humiliation
SaccharineSmile
12/12/19 5:23:35 AM
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At one point, Spilo allegedly touched the female crew members leg. According to multiple sources, he insisted that the contact was inadvertent and accidental as he lost his balance while trying to get into the boat. At least one of the remaining contestants witnessed the incident.

But the shows production team wasnt convinced that the contact was merely incidental. After consulting with the shows legal team, producers eventually decided to remove him from the show.

Sources tell PEOPLE that Spilo vehemently disagreed with the decision to remove him from the game


https://people.com/tv/why-survivor-contestant-dan-spilo-removed-from-game/


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Topicam I a fuck head for enjoying watching my friends have bad days?
SaccharineSmile
12/12/19 5:20:28 AM
#9
Shablagoo posted...
So its not that youre sadistic, you just like helping people. You could become a counselor.

its funny but all my friends just open up to me and tell all their secrets and whats on their mind that they wouldnt even tell their partners or anyone else

i just sit and listening and agree lol


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Topicam I a fuck head for enjoying watching my friends have bad days?
SaccharineSmile
12/12/19 4:18:00 AM
#5
Shablagoo posted...
>______________________>


yeah I know

its not that I hate seeing them happy, but I enjoy their company more when they are having bad days

I just like to listen to their mental problems and try to make them happy

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TopicAaron Carter is getting heat for posting a video of himself ordering chinese
SaccharineSmile
12/12/19 4:13:17 AM
#27
I mean when actors in movies or cartoons do that l theres no problem

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Topicam I a fuck head for enjoying watching my friends have bad days?
SaccharineSmile
12/12/19 4:10:39 AM
#1
i dunno I just enjoy my friends having mentally bad days more so than them having fun days in their lives

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TopicIs your 2020 New Years RESOLUTIONS to have SEX?
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 10:02:15 PM
#1
It should be

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TopicCalifornia.gif
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 9:56:09 PM
#4
Ah I just got it

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 5:51:52 PM
#85
Seeing snapchats of her and her husband together urgggggghhhh makes me sick to the stomach

or jealous

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TopicGreta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 7:49:43 AM
#6
has she done something world changing? Im out of the loop

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 6:58:31 AM
#84
M_Live posted...
TC, is English not your first language? Just curious based on the way you type.

haha born and raised dude!

i stopped caring about grammar/spelling seeing as Im trying to type on a phone in the office as quickly as possible before I get caught and/or Im doing multiple things on my phone while typing on gfaqs - like my last message took 20 minutes to complete because I have 20 other things to do in the mean time haha and I need to get back to sleep

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 6:43:29 AM
#82
kinetika_ posted...
Yeah, I know that feel. There was this one girl a few years back that wanted to fuck so bad. She wouldn't say it, but I know she did because she always wanted to be alone with me when I'd be at one of my friend's gatherings. If we played any sort of game, she'd always find a way to be on my team. Then when she found out I had a gf... it's like she doubled down even more, like it was some competition. I regret not doing anything either, but at the time, I was 100% committed to my woman, so I rejected all advances.

Now my situation is worse. I'm young, I make six figures... starting to get back into shape, and one of the towns that I service for my job (I own bread routes), a good percentage of the women I deal with out there are so thirsty. It doesn't matter if I tell them I'm taken or not, they come at me anyway. One here recently has been getting at me, too. She's 26, hot as hell, and always makes it her daily goal to try to get my attention. My worker even tells me I'm always a topic of discussion lol. I'm trying really hard not to do anything... but it's getting increasingly difficult, especially with the smiling and looks she gives me when I show up... and seeing her in those tight, form-fitting clothes she happened to start wearing lately.

But yeah, CE usually never believes the guys that go through this stuff. It happens, and I know how shitty it is to have to struggle with your male desires and the "right thing" to do.


yeah I know the feels

I know this wife as a really good friend (best friends according to her) 10 or so years ago

nothing ever sexually between us except all of this year (since she moved) and we would always message sexually things as jokes (eg. Cant wait to shower with you when you come visit etc.)

fast forward beginning of last month and she slowly became really close eg. In the same bed watching Netflix she would sleep on me while Nothing crazy

anyway on the last week of her visit is when she was extremely close and sexually (provided we were both drinking) especially when I opened up about my sexually past with partners

so yeah

i mean even so, this chick was begging me to fuck her and I didnt

it was as weird for me - I guess I didnt trust her to tell anyone about it - but looking back I dont think she would have but I cant be certain

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 1:00:05 AM
#79
kinetika_ posted...
BUT he resisted the temptation to fuck. That is very difficult to do... I know because I have to resist women every so often being that I'm mostly married (been in a LTR for 8 years now). I was on the verge of messing up recently, though, I don't think I'm in the clear yet.

haha yeah

Credit where credit is due

I said during the heat of the moment I want to but you cant keep a secret and it will eat you alive regarding about to bang her

shouldve committed looking back now

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TopicCan game developers stop making their maps one monotonous color, please?
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 12:35:56 AM
#8
Modern warfare sucks

the players blend in with the drab monotone world

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/11/19 12:30:55 AM
#77
so I had a good long hard think about the consequences and how the potential emotions and mental health that could affect my best friend (husband)

i dunno I just cant feel bad about this - I mean how is it my fault that the wife hates her situation he has put her through (husband forced her to moves states because he HATES her family with a passion for no good reason at all except they dont act proper like his family are) and forcing her not to visit her family because it a waste of their money and time

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TopicSo my engine cuts off at the light and the guy behind me goes ballistic
SaccharineSmile
12/10/19 5:06:29 PM
#3
Shouldve giving him the one finger salute

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Topicfunny how KOJIMA has made 2x consecutive overrated games in the last 2 DECADES
SaccharineSmile
12/10/19 4:52:03 PM
#1
00s - MGS4
10s - DEATH STRANDING (tm)

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/10/19 5:14:57 AM
#76
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Serious no-bullshit advice, if this is something that's actually happening, and you are actually involved?

Stop posting it here. You're making nothing but enemies.

no bull shit

im surprised CE doesnt believe this, its more common then you think when it comes to cheating

I just happened to post it on this dying message board

I cant talk to my real life friends about it thats the problem


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TopicImagine being 30 Years old and still SINGLE
SaccharineSmile
12/10/19 12:33:18 AM
#18
KillerSlaw posted...
My friend married the first chick that would take him cause of this fear.

Been about a month and hes already thinking of divorce

same as my best friend - desperate romantic

2 years after marriage and 2 kids he wants a divorce and hates her and his situation

wants to experience the single guy life he missed out on lol what a loser

the wife is the wife I cheated on too last week

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TopicImagine being 30 Years old and still SINGLE
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 10:26:55 PM
#7
Delirious_Beard posted...
man you really are after scofield's gimmick aren't you

i'm here for it

true story!

problem is as you may know Im into this marriage chick atm

dunno if I should save myself for her or not

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TopicImagine being 30 Years old and still SINGLE
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 10:23:28 PM
#5
dib153 posted...
Why you gotta put yourself down like that bub?


so last Saturday night at my friends bday party I told a girl I was talking to that Im offically you on the meat market - 5 minutes later all these girls start chatting me up and offering to Netflix and chill with them


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TopicImagine being 30 Years old and still SINGLE
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 10:19:14 PM
#1
Big yikes

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TopicWho chronicles CE's rich history? All the archive sites are dead >_>
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 10:16:48 PM
#6
Yeah whats up with that

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 10:03:10 PM
#72
I may regret this but I was thinking speeding up the eventual separation by trying to convince her the marriage isnt working out and youre better off back home with family and friends

I mean not for my personal gain, but she just isnt happy there


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TopicPorn addiction is a massive epidemic in men that society is choosing to ignore
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 4:44:53 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/e89ry4/porn_addiction_is_a_massive_epidemic_in_men_that/

oh please there are more concerning issues for addiction and men than this

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TopicGamefaqs automatically detects images with nudity
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 6:42:09 AM
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Let me give it a go be right back

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Topicare coupes and hatchbacks girls cars
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 6:15:26 AM
#8
nah bro I have a hot hatchback wicked fun to drive around

i also have a big dick so I dont need to compensate

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 5:41:54 AM
#67
Keith_Valentine posted...
Get your own pussy -_- no one is impressed by your shitty story and shitty behavior. If that chick actually got with you, youd fuck it up in no time and she'd run back to her 'abusive' (bored chicks always use this excuse to cheat) husband. Youd proly bust in 45 seconds too.

I really dont think shed go back from what shes been saying as of recent

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 5:38:30 AM
#66
I dont know why people think this is fake

the real life is a crazy place haha


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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 5:18:23 AM
#60
I have feelings

just thinking about them potentially having sex together uggghhh

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TopicMy friend is fucking AWKWARD to hang out with in public
SaccharineSmile
12/09/19 2:43:30 AM
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He bitches he cant find any girls yet his standards are so fucking high and hes so fucking shallow

and when hanging out in public all he does is prev on all the girls but the catch is he has this creepy look and grin

he was never like this before

guess his history of having bad luck with girls has changed him into a incel

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Topic#H3H3partyisover trending after Ethan made a K-pop joke
SaccharineSmile
12/08/19 11:04:23 PM
#5
is he the one with the bread try hard with another girl on his side?

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TopicMy work PC @ home is pretty much a PORN PC at this point
SaccharineSmile
12/08/19 10:44:52 PM
#1
All I do is watch porn on it

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TopicFrench kissing a GIRL with a SMALL MOUTH is hard to do
SaccharineSmile
12/08/19 9:12:44 PM
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girl is 55 and tiny

im 63 with a big dick

her mouth was so small I couldnt even get my tongue in

note: as you may know the girl is my best friends wife to spice up this topic

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TopicBrady needs receivers
SaccharineSmile
12/08/19 5:33:09 PM
#1
brady needs receivers

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
SaccharineSmile
12/08/19 4:52:17 PM
#58
So the wife will return next March for a few weeks!

cant wait!

wonder how much more intense it will be this time round, cant stop thinking about those nights - like imagine if we were caught on the couch

i mean from friends before she left at the start of this year and now to begging for sex, having babies with me and her wanting to marry me when she visited this last month, crazy

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