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LiquidOshawott posted...

Alright guys the plan is to have Roba keep playing FFs to see if theres a way to change his mind

That would imply there are FF characters better than Eiko in III, V, VII, XII, XV, T, or the MMOs, and I just don't see how that can be true.
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FFVI is the story of Terra discovering her past and learning how to love

The clown stuff is all a minor subplot by comparison
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Yeah, Eiko is the finalist of 2023, not 2022
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Zorn and Thorn would find a way to lose
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I'm playing FFIV 3D right now and seriously considering supporting Namingway in this as a meme run. I mean imagine his name on the list with all his name changes in quotes like "Ashe" or "Dagger" have

Namingway "Mappingway" "Livingway" "Recordingway" "Campingway" "Jammingway" plus seven more
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People would rather have Locke lose to Vivi again than give Cyan a chance, sad
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Suprak the Stud posted...

Snake555555555 we are now best friends

Sorry, Snake is best friends with me, and the feeling is mutual. If you want, you can be that lame guy who follows us around desperately trying to be part of the cool kids.
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Okay, I finally played a bit more! As mentioned at the end of my last update, first I grinded a bit. I also looked up strategies on how to beat those stupid chest ambushes in the abandoned castle. Did you know SBAllen has made an FAQ for this game? That's pretty neat. It turns out the spell Break insta-kills the monsters in these chests, so once I was strong enough to survive the first ten seconds I was able to win all the ambush battles and claim my prizes.

Next came the magnetic cavern, and I'm not ashamed to admit I also used a guide to get optimal equipment loadouts. Yang's claws aren't made of metal, I guess? And a lucky thing, too, because he carried me through this dungeon. The Dark Elf boss began with an unwinnable battle, but then Edward played some music from afar to distract it. The boss wasn't so bad after that, no doubt helped by my earlier grinding, and the party recovered the Earth Crystal.

I returned to the castle to thank Edward, then Kain contacted us and brought us to the Tower of Zot. The team fought their way up that and found Kain and Golbez at the top. Golbez tried to go back on the deal, of course, but Tellah finally put his Meteor spell into action! It managed to hurt Golbez (note to self, 9999 damage is only barely enough to kinda hurt Golbez) but not enough to kill him. The spell, however, did kill Tellah. Noooo! At least he went out like a badass casting a spell that even shook Golbez. Still, Golbez seemed more alarmed by something to do with Cecil, though I'm not sure what yet. It was enough to get him to retreat. Kain was also freed of his mind control, and together they rescued Rosa from a trap in the next room. I finally have a party of five, and it isn't all mages! Not that having a huge party helped in the next boss battle against the tornado lady. I learned early on that attacking her provoked a counter, so Cid, Cecil, and (except for jumping) Kain mostly hung back while Yang focused up and did the real damage. Rosa was on healing duty, a job she excels at.

The Tower of Zot collapsed after, but Rosa thankfully teleported us out and Cid remote-controlled the airship away. That's a neat feature of the airship, Cid, but I have an idea for the next one. Make the thing able to land on trees so I don't need to bother with chocobos!

The party wasn't sure what to do next, since Golbez now has all the crystals, but luckily Kain remembered something from his time being brainwashed. There are four other crystals in the underworld, and Kain has the key. No one knows where to go, but Cid remembered some old legend pointing towards Aga... something. That was an easy hint, so I went to the town starting with Aga directly to the south. Throwing the stone into the mysterious well caused a massive eruption that opened an absolutely enormous hole in the earth, and that's a spot to save on if there ever was one.

I'm going to miss Tellah moving forward, he was super cool. Having a party of five is still nice. I was a bit sad that Rosa had no comment on Cecil becoming a Paladin, but what can you do. I also liked their thought bubbles after the massive eruption. Most people were awed by it. Cid, meanwhile, was just giddy to fly his airship into the massive chasm!

I also want to give praise to probably my favorite character, Namingway, aka a-bunch-of-other-names-Way. I'm really enjoying this random bunny creature and his adventures across the globe that include everything from camping with chocobos to dating two women at the same time to being some sort of pudding collector now? I'm almost as invested in where his journey will go next as I am in the crystal saga.
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Can we please not joke about Vivi winning again. Jokes about bad things happening are only funny if they're farfetched, not if there's a serious danger of the bad thing happening every year!
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Well, it was a fun contest! Thanks again to everyone who backed YRP during it. Yuna died at 5th, but the numbers these two juggernauts managed make me doubt we could've won anyway.

I'll be backing Cyan Redemption next year and potentially something else along with it, but it's too much in flux to decide that this far out. To those of you who return, I'll see you again!
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I missed an Aeris save in my tally I guess, I have 402 for her.

This was a fun one to keep track of though, even if I don't care hugely about either character. Aeris always had the potential for a comeback, even when she was down like ninety at one point I think! She just couldn't get there in the end.

Congrats to Kefka fans, and Aeris savers too for a championship level performance even if it wasn't enough.
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Inviso is Strange 2 - Episode Three: Wastelands
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Donkey Kong is Strange 2 - Episode Two: Rules
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You could always make one anyway, just in case.
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Yeah maybe I'd better do a JIC

Kefka is Strange 2 - Episode One: Roads
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Squall/Rinoa
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Meta Knight
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Inviso is Strange: True Colors - Bonus Episode: Wavelengths

There, maybe now Inviso will at least beat Donkey Kong for third place. I did my part.
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Inviso is Strange: True Colors - Episode Five: Side B
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Inviso is Strange: True Colors - Episode Four: Flicker
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Inviso is Strange: True Colors - Episode Three: Monster or Mortal
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Inviso is Strange: True Colors - Episode Two: Lanterns
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Kefka is Strange: True Colors - Episode One: Side A
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Meta Knight
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Kefka is Strange: Before the Storm - Bonus Episode: Farewell
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Kefka is Strange: Before the Storm - Episode Three: Hell is Empty
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Kefka is Strange: Before the Storm - Episode Two: Brave New World
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Kefka is Strange: Before the Storm - Episode One: Awake
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Kefka is Strange - Episode Five: Polarized
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Kefka is Strange - Episode Four: Dark Room
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Kefka is Strange - Episode Three: Chaos Theory
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Kefka is Strange - Episode Two: Out of Time
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Kefka is Strange - Episode One: Chrysalis
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LiquidOshawott posted...

So random question

does anyone else read martins posts in Martins voice from the Simpsons

No, I picture him as Colin Farrell from True Detective S2 after that video he posted once
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Oh there's a list last page, I guess it was Squall? Killed one former champ to save another, fair.
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I forget who I killed too but I'm sure they deserved it
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andylt posted...

MartinFF7's KILLS
Eiko

...I can't believe I had a trade deal for a few rounds with a monster
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DK got his revenge for Diddy's death

Yoshi is next!
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Aeris is a nicer name than Aerith imo
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Zhuyu Voghfau Byot

This is a name that someone got paid to come up with
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Kefka
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I usually feel silly anyway
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4:30 martian time
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We damn well better still have the cap
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I'm enjoying listening to music while mashing refresh, lefty can take his time (within the agreed upon Saturday time limit)
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I just made you check this topic and maybe miss the start of the next round LOL
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Dark Samus
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I played a little bit more, but I made almost no plot progression. Since I ended last time right when I acquired the airship, this session was mostly exploration! I found a town where the people are supposedly descendants of dwarves, another strange town inhabited by pigs, toads, and tiny people, and I found a seemingly abandoned Eblan Castle. I figure this will be a dungeon inhabited by monsters later so I was happily clearing out all the free loot beforehand. Then, whoops, some of the chests cause ambush battles! I experienced my first defeat of the game here, as well as my next twenty defeats. I found two ambush chests and my party was usually dead within seconds of battle in either one of them. No one could even get a move off, it was a slaughter. Thankfully it turns out continuing is really forgiving, it just puts me back at the start of the room, but still! I'm going to need to grind a bit before I can conquer those chests.

I went back to a few old locations too, such as informing the elder of Palom/Porom's sacrifice. He gave me their Twincast augment, which means maybe I should finally figure out what the deal is with augments.

Lastly, I went to the next plot town to ask for their crystal, but it had already been stolen by a dark elf. I also found Edward, but he's too injured to join the party. Come on Edward, I have ambush chests I need your help to clear! Oh well, at least he survived, which leaves only Rydia missing. Now I have to go to a nearby cave, and at first I was confused on how to get there because the airship couldn't land in trees. The last thing I did was cleverly figure out the puzzle, I can fly there by nabbing a black chocobo in a nearby forest! But, first, I need to grind for a few hours and go back to Eblan and claim those chests because there's no way I'm letting some random chests get the better of me. Being way overpowered doesn't sound like a bad thing heading into this next cave, either. I can't wear weapons or armor in the magnetized cave? I don't like the sound of that.

The only other thing I want to mention is that the town near this castle has a legit brothel. That's pretty racy for a Final Fantasy game!
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Meta Knight
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