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Jen0125 posted...

Zangulus posted...

The Tales of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever by Stepen R Donaldson

based on your description i might buy this lmao it sounds like a doozy

I'll vouch for this. Great fantasy series
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Send her a picture of a cheese grater.

When she says "wtf" say you're about to shred these cheesy pickup lines.
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She's a black woman who used to give free shit away to people for years. And she's had her fair share of struggles before that if I'm not mistaken.

She's arguably had the presidential momentum going for longer than anyone in history.
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Jen0125 posted...

I haven't because I don't associate with people who can't eat bread or cheese.

This explains the weekly "Uggghhh I feel sick" posts from Ms. Jen.
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Nah. Fuck the Wii U. It offered nothing new.
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You guys are giving Mead exactly what he wants.

Attention.
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Explain to me why 9 of the top 50 most profittable organizations are health related... Not a fan of Bernie Sanders at all-- hate both democrat/republican agendas-- but srsly.

Fuck hospitals. We are a country in the business of fixing health, not preventing it.
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FrozenBananas posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Marzipan

MAR-ZE-PANE

HOME-STARRR
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Far-Queue posted...

Haha I do this and my wife hates it, too

My thinking is that I dont want the stench wafting into the hallway and into the rest of the house, so I try to keep it contained.

Ill crack the window, but its freezing out and my wife hates that, too lol

Wives... you just can't win, man.
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He just made a monster stink bomb in his litter box (good boy) in our downstairs bathroom and my wife has the upstairs bathroom occupied.

Great start to the day! I need air badly.
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

No. He was telling a story with racists in it, not endorsing their views.

If anything, I think he enjoys emphasizing how foolish racists really are.

ernieforss posted...

he's also a pedo, since he writes about children having gangbangs.

Lol...
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Mead posted...

Tried it. Its a good work out and helps with your circulation

Yup. This is why I do it. Trying to prevent arthritis in my fingers
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16-18, I think for 2017. I'm disappointed. Shooting for 50 this year. Video games aren't doing it for me at the moment other than Pokemon and occasional Switch multiplayer stuff with my wife + my sister, and her boyfriend who both live 2 hrs from me.

All of my PC time has been devoted to learning more Linux whenever I get the chance. Just got a new job as a Java developer from a database management position, so hopefully learning more of that doesn't eat into too much of my reading time lol.
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Big Bang Theory fucking sucks even for those who get the science jokes.
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MannerSaurus posted...

Pus_N_Pecans posted...

N64 is easily the worst one.

Goldeneye
Turok 1
Mario Party 1-3
Super Mario 64
Wave Race 64
Doom 64 (Literally the best Doom game ever made.)
Tetrisphere
Space Station Siliocon Valley
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!
StarFox 64
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Mario Kart 64
Banjo - Kazooie
Perfect Dark
Pokemon Stadium
Super Smash Bros.
Mischief Makers
Duke Nukem 64
Hexen 64
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
[etc..]

How can this even come out of your mouth? lol

He's either trolling and/or a millennial, and you fell for it. Anybody who truly voted for N64 here is either too young to understand or had no childhood.
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Zeus posted...

I'm sure she already knew in her heart of hearts.

?

Lil69Leo posted...

Peeing in the shower saves water. You also wash your ass in the shower so who cares if you pee and blow your nose there.

That's how I see things, too. *High five*
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Yellow posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

I poop in the shower often

If no one has noticed, then you have digestive problems.

I'd be pretty okay with a problem like that. I work out, eat vegan and gluten-free, juice, eat fruits/veggies, and completely avoid fatty foods, but for some reason I can never get a decent bathroom trip. It takes a pretty ridiculous amount of butt wipes to eliminate the "brown marker" from the toilet paper.
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Women are smart. Duh. Feeling of security > sex appeal
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KJ StErOiDs posted...

What was her response?

Kind of shock, kind of not so shocked... a bit appalled, obligatory "what the fuck!"

argonautweakend posted...

its totally normal thing.

it goes down the drain, the warm water cleans the tub a little(but obviously clean it yourself too), and just makes sense. pee smells like shit but it isnt some toxic chemical most of the time.

I never missed the drain by even an inch; it was in the middle of our shower unit. I tried explaining to her how warm water hitting a guy's thing makes the feeling of release almost comparable to the same euphoria as sex if you have to pee badly enough

SunWuKung420 posted...

I pee and blow my nose in the shower. I have a jacuzzi tub and shower.

Nice!

SmokeMassTree posted...

I poop in the shower often

Shit, Tyrone. (Literally)
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I said to her "Hey I can hear you blowing your nose in the shower and figured since urine is like 95% water it'd be okay cause my aim is always on point... surely snot everywhere is more disgusting than piss directly down a drain." #Logic

We just moved from an apartment that ONLY had a shower unit, so now she has a tub. I thought it'd be a funny confession to make over a few glasses of wine. I won't be peeing in her tub... seems savage.

Still alive, guys. AMA.
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I'll trade with you. My hands are dry as hell after moving in 10 weather. Anything I touch makes me feel like I'm Spider-Man.
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This whole month for me has been:

- Fracture tooth unknowingly, hurts like a bitch
- Dentist says another tooth is bruised
- Go back to dentist-- they actually find the fractured tooth, saw my tooth off, give me a temp. Oh yeah, and a filling fell out elsewhere. "We'll get that for you when you get the permanent crown"
- Put in permanent crown weeks later. Skip anesthetics for the filling cause "its small" (OUCH WTF GUYS!) Oops-- hold on, the crown didn't fit right, let's saw your tooth down some more and not apply any more anesthesia than we have to (it wasnt enough)

And now the permanent is sensitive to temperature and biting certain things. I think I'm gonna find a new dentist.
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I think the French version sounds more natural flowing.
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I wish I could swap the amount of butt hair with the amount of chest hair I have.
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OmegaTomHank posted...

Men dont cry

Except at the end of Toy Story 3.
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Lol Windows 10
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DirtBasedSoap posted...

ZiggiStardust posted...

"good job son, i'm so proud of y--"

lmfao

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Jen0125 posted...

He's not gonna reply.

I am still laughing at one post in one of his recent threads... too lazy to look it up.

Something along the lines of "My cousin is married/engaged to a TALL WHITE GUY" and duckbear posted a pic of his cousin. Someone replied "damn, he could titty-fuck her while she's standing up"

Edit: goddamn it, it was Larry. Lmao
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I love Game Fans! My wife's a Game Fan, too. We are both fans of games.
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Personally prefer weed over alcohol any day.

- Everything becomes interesting/funny/adds a new level of depth
- You will sleep like an angel on a cloud
- Food is the most beautiful thing on the face of the planet
- If smoked from a bong, the damage done to your lungs are nothing compared to the stress that drinking does to your liver; edibles are even better
- Cannabis actually has health benefits (fights cancer supposedly) and is only banned/illegal because the Gross Old Perverts want to profit off of their pharmaceuticals... Not personally democrat or republican, but this is one issue I side with the libs
- Chill level goes up 1,000%

I get it if drugs aren't your thing. I'll only get offended if someone comes out swinging claims that alcohol is better for you. What a load of crap that is.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

If there's an optional comment box, write "bent wiener safari... it's not what you think!" and await the inevitable follow up call to get answers.

What...
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Far-Queue posted...

Grow hydroponics.

Beat me to it.
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JebronLames posted...

you don't think that most people agree on who is attractive and who is not? For example you ever met someone who thought that rosie o'donnell was hot?

I'd say they're in the minority for sure, but I'd argue that it's more common to unanimously decide who is NOT attractive versus who is.
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Accounting does not sound like a fun profession. I'm proud of your perseverance, TC.
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JebronLames posted...

what i'm getting at? i said that was not my opinion and in fact i really don't believe it

Well, all I meant by that was someone who is good looking is totally subjective. When I said I could see what you were getting at, I meant the context of your post-- not opinion. Apologies for the ambiguity.
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DynamicD posted...

Was the fight like Itachi vs Sasuke (blind hate, revenge, unanswered questions) or Naruto vs Sasuke (one is trying to save the other while the other tries to damage their bond)?
(Serious, please answer)

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I see what you're getting at, but in my opinion I always thought the better looking ones were the girls who didn't smear makeup all over their face-- usually the "stuck up" attention seeker type you speak of. So maybe not... at least in my eyes.

But yeah, on average, yes, from what I think you're getting at.
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Don't throw stones when your house is glass, TC, cause I'm still wondering why Christians get to say things like "you don't get to just pick and choose what you want to follow" to atheists and get their panties in a wad when I say "you don't get to pick and defend your certain child molesters in the church."
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MrMelodramatic posted...

Kingdom Hearts 1.5, 2.5, and 2.8

Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

Fucking really? Getting stupid with the titles.

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There have been a ton of Christmas jagoffs on the road where I live. Of course, I moved to the south, so that alone should explain it all.

HURR DURR, ah SHEEE-IT, someone doggone pass me in mah truck, Imma show that mother fucker how to rev up and not use turn signals to show 'eem who's bahwss.

Goddamn savages. I wasn't trying to challenge you, you were driving 35 in a 45, but I'm glad you can go 65 in 45 now to show me that your truck is an even bigger piece of shit.

Just bought a 2018 Camry. If I was an asshole like you, I'd have no problem making you eat dust, you stupid rednecks.
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magemaximus posted...

the all i want for christmas is you song by mariah is good. dunno what you talking about.

There is no excuse for turning one syllable words into fifty syllables. We get it-- you can hit every single note. Still sucks.
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Can and did, supposedly. I've been researching natural fixes for the crap the doctors keep feeding her and I'm not discouraged in the slightest.

Even if she couldn't, for selfless reasons I'm happy we could adopt versus having our own because my stomach is terrible and would hate to pass my genetics down. It's pretty bad.
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faramir77 posted...

green dragon posted...

I would never do that. Zero incentive.

This. The reward literally is a golden turd.

I've still only gotten 2 divine beasts because despite its breath-taking scenery (hated sitcom "please laugh" laughtrack), the game feels incredibly stale. Bring it on, haters-- I'm a huge Zelda fan who disliked BotW.
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When the loop gets caught in a loop and it makes you forget how to loop...


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SmokeMassTree posted...

Can anyone blame her? This dude is a man child chode that has gotten so much worse lately. I mean I haven't watched anything from him in over a year, but I used to and he wasn't this whiny sjw bitch.

I can't remember him ever being a whiny sjw bitch... He always makes fun of the sjws from what I remember.
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Metroid Fusion was my favorite game besides Pokemon when it first came out. The SA-X gave me the creeps.
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Zangulus posted...

After being here for 17 years? Fuck no. Its just the whining of little brats who cant understand simple rules.

Moderators are people, too. Moderator bias is inevitable sometimes, but words can mean different things, intentions, etc., and makes some posts subjective. Not always the mods' fault, but it definitely can be a thing.
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That was the most mature divorce I've ever heard (of). I really hope he's as alright as he says he is. Seems like such a nice guy IRL.
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