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Darth_CiD posted...

Run, until you get pulled over at the border and have to try and explain where you got 1mil cash and why you are trying to flee the country, just to have confiscated.

It's not that hard if it's easy for people to jump boarders on a daily basis. Heck, unless there are money-sniffing dogs scratching between the panels of a rusted out, inconspicuous 90s model sedan...shouldn't be too hard to get to Baja.

Or realise it will last a very long time because you wont be able to do anything big with that amount of cash if you can't provide a receipt of where it came from.

Because lying on your taxes isn't a thing either. And a smart person wouldn't be drawing attention to themselves as well.

Assuming this hypothetical means, no strings attached like "No Country for Old Men" scenarios.... I'd take it and run.

A $1 million dollars isn't just "money"....it's a restart, it's life with a universal adapter attached.

You're slaving away being a wage-cuck, and notice a suitcase on the ground, you open it up, there's a million dollars, take the money and run, fast... Run to Mexico, or SEA, anywhere were western dollars can stretch far, and live independently wealthy for the rest of your life.

Or decide to stay in the country, and realize a million dollars isn't going to last long, however, you can still use the money to go to college, buy a house and squat in it forever. .....basically this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI

Tromeo and Juliet (actually written by James Gunn for all you MCU fanatics)

Best way to find out the answer is to turn this into a Whatever podcast and talk about oral and anal sex, while juxtaposing the act to the philosophies of Love and Hate.