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Bad waffles are better than the best pancakes. Pancakes in general just suck.

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TheKoolAidShoto posted...


A side-by-side comparison of LA

That's a pretty poor side by side, apart from the first shot... it's cool though since I recognize all those places.

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I'll take the ignoring to mean you don't know him.

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SlymDayspring posted...
it can be tough to tell them apart, but just because guiga is a hippo does not mean he is hippo

Dude, come on.

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Phoenix Wright posted...

dubstep:



Dude, that is totally the teen wave music in South Park...

Here's some good dubstep.



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Girl, you trippin. You trippin.

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VincentLauw posted...
Yeah, they're pretty good. Not a sweet tooth though

edit: holy crap I just reacted to a guiga topic in a normal manner. What is wrong with me

I think you need a hug.

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I don't get why they do stuff like this. Did DMC 4 flop really bad? Has Dante jumped the shark, forcing them to completely change him?

It's like, why did they decide to make a Prey 2, when it's a completely different kind of game and Prey was such a flop? I mean, Prey 2 looks amazing, but calling it that can seemingly only hurt it, because everyone's just gonna use not playing the first as an excuse not to buy it. Just call it a new IP and it might be huge.

Why would they have to make Dante a completely different character? Why not make this new guy be his own character? Even if they still put it in the DMC franchise, why can't it be someone else? It just doesn't make sense.

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Hey, have any of you heard of Jim Engel? I'm wondering how well-known he is. He's a comic artist.

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This is so disarmingog.

It's always just back and forth between NYC and LA, with Miami thrown in once. All they care about are the coasts. Most likely because these games are made by foreigners. You know that, right? It's made in Europe. They're making fun of Americans. So, that's why they think those are the only areas that matter. They could make an amazing new experience in Las Vegas or Chicago but no, they just gotta rehash the same bullcrap.

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I haven't. I bought a kit to make them once, but I've never had them. Never seen any stores selling them.

Just to preface for the slower readers, no, I don't mean caramel apples. If I meant caramel apples, I would have said bloody caramel apples.

No, I mean candy apples. These things.



Apples with a shiny read coating on them.

So has anyone had these? I feel like it's a lost tradition even though they're referenced fairly often.

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XD

Less people care every time.

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SemiFinal vs Belarus posted...
http://www.theonion.com/video/victim-in-fatal-car-accident-tragically-not-glenn,14380/

Yeah, I remember that. I'm sure you can understand what the difference is, though.

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There's always going to be good vs evil. Them allowing Glenn to be part of a skit just says they're on the side of good.

I knew they must be when Brooke retweeted me during the season premiere but this seals it.

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Who watched it tonight? Glenn Beck was on, and they weren't making fun of him. He just played a part in the fake documentary exposing Brooke Alvarez. So freaking awesome! I guess we know which side The Onion is on!

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UltimaterializerX posted...
You guys still haven't learned to ignore guiga topics?

No wonder this board gets trolled so much, you never ignore any of them.

Funny, all you do is troll me.

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edwardsdv posted...
you'll be able to play PS3 games on it using the save files from your PS3 using Sonys cloud technology, right?

Ummm.... I've never heard anything like this.

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Ok guiz I obviously mean Sony's gaming division. Gosh.

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Djungelurban posted...
3%

And if I can find, 3,5%

Where the hell do you find that?

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KimPilgrim posted...
Uh yeah those games are totally cell phone games. Just look at Uncharted.

Yeah, Uncharted the f***ing cell phone version. There's no aiming or gameplay. You just tap on the screen to shoot the guy. That's exactly the problem.

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That was pretty funny. I bought my "COMMIES AREN'T COOL" shirt the other day.



Thinking about wearing it there.

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Say it's a major flop on the scale of Virtual Boy, because I think that's what's going to happen. They saw how everyone is playing games on their cell phones and wanted to capitalize on that. The thing is, none of these people are going to buy Vita. None of them. And hardcores aren't going to buy it because they don't want to buy a handheld to play f***ing cell phone games.

So, what happens to Sony? Do they go the way of SEGA?

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Speaking of PC, can specs degrade? My dad's computer was awesome when we bought it. It could supposedly run Crysis at recommend specs. Now it can't run anything. I tried playing Oblivion on there the other day. The thing just kept chugging along, like every 2 seconds it would freeze for a moment.

I went all the way down to Very Low so everything looked like ass, but the thing was still chugging. How could it have gotten so bad?

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PS3, man

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Right... I'm not talking about Persona. Play Devil Summoner. Play the original core SMT games. They're horror.

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Shadow Hearts, Parasite Eve, Shin Megami Tensei....

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Mike Myers has Wayne Campbell, Austin Powers, The Cat in the Hat, and Shrek. It's Mike Myers.

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Got em all

Half Life 2 almost stumped me but I finally recognized the HUD.

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From: RevolverSaro | #004
Its just Cartman who does this

No, Stan did it too. Basically any character that Trey voices because that's how he talks. He lost the ability to make the en sound.

From: UItimaterializer | #005
132 IQ at work in this topic.

Yeah. You're really obsessed with me.

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Mike Myers

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It's called Silent Hill.

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Ah, the end of days.

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ability to say the letter N?

I'm positive that at the beginning of the show, they were able to say the names Kenny and Wendy. For years now, though, they've said it like Kinny and Windy. They've become pin pen fools who can't say pen.

And now there's the girl Cartman pranked called Jenny Simon, but they all call her Ginny! I wasn't sure if it was meant to be Jenny until they showed the name on the website.

Is everyone just slowly losing the ability to talk? How hard is it to say a letter? En is not in!

Yes, this is worth getting worked up about!

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SlymDayspring posted...
I told her to go get the cheese for me

you certainly seem to know the way to a ladies heart: ordering her to do things for you

Actually I think I just said someone should get it, and she jumped up. That's even better actually.

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Yeah but this all comes from us going to the corn maze on Friday. When we got food, she wanted to try mine so I broke off a piece and she gave me some of hers.

At one point there's this bridge thing that gives a cool view of the place. Nobody wanted to go up there but I did anyways, because I'm a leader, not a follower, you see. And they're all standing down there with the chainsaw guy, telling me to come on. But I look at her and tell her to come up there, and she actually did! So it was just me and her up there.

Oh, and when we went to a pizza place later, there was only one thing of parmesan cheese and another table had it. I'm too antisocial to ask them for it. When they left, I told her to go get the cheese for me and she actually did! She didn't say "Go get it yourself, fatass," as would usually be said.

So these things make it seem like she would be down.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Your best bet is to not be a condescending, self-absorbed butthole. Also stay away from dialogue that screams "self-proclaimed genius". In other words pretend to be someone you're not, because Barney and Friends "Be Yourself" lesson just don't cut it here.

She already knows my true self though...

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__Smurf__ posted...
From: Pretty_Odd | #001
I very casually asked her about going to a haunted house tonight but she said she's going to see Paranormal 3
In girl language this means she isn't interested. If she was she'd either cancel her other plans or suggest something else for another time.

Yeah I know. That's why I need a trick to make her give me a chance.

And for the record, exactly what I said was "Yeahhhhh so what's going on later? I'm thinking about hitting one of the cheap haunted houses." just to make it really casual and not like a date.

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NioraptH posted...
Go for her ex-boyfriend to make her jealous, then move in for the kill

Dude I was with her ex boyfriend at this crazy party when I started texting her. I had to be very sneaky.

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There's this girl i've known for a long time through other friends. Earlier this year we went on a vacation and we slept in the same bed together in the hotel, so it was really awkward, and she had a boyfriend at the time.

She's single now, and I think I have a shot at her. I finally got her number yesterday so we've been texting a bit. I very casually asked her about going to a haunted house tonight but she said she's going to see Paranormal 3, so that was the end of that. I said that's lame and she never said anything back.

So what do I do? I don't want to be overbearing and scare her away. I really need to get laid.

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Let's ignore the guy who actually knows what he's talking about. So pathetic.

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Seriously. You can play them all.

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Don't know where you're getting the idea of playing one. The four games are free this weekend. Play them all.

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paperwarior posted...
I think what we all want to know is, did the plagiarist get disqualified?

This Happen Every Time did not place. Man, I wish it would have vs this godawful cg thing.

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RevolverSaro posted...
And what exactly was your entry.

Well, here.

http://homeruninncontest.com/

Click on view winners. You can see that #2 is really good, as is #6. You will see that #3 is another terrible piece of f***ing s***, as is #11. I haven't watched them all to judge correctly.

Thing is, mine didn't make top 16. It's really unbelievable. Go to the list of all the videos and find Resurrection Inn. That's mine. While you're at it, take a look at The Pizza Nightmare, which is arguably the best of them all, which also didn't win. Other favorites were Pizza Inn-Fection and Pizza Spy Kids, none of which placed.

So that leaves us to wonder. Was there actually no judging? Was it all based on votes? One would have to assume that these people then cheated, because I actually had a good 20-25 people voting for this thing every day, so that makes for a lot of freaking votes. The whole thing is just messed up.

I know mine isn't great, and the beginning was confusing to people (that wasn't calling action, it was to show that we're amateur ghost hunters) so I didn't expect it to win. But given the competition, it was certainly top 15. The only reason I even did what I did was because of the popularity of Paranormal Activity and those ghost chasing shows. If I had just done a normal little film with still shots, I could have easily gotten in.

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And before Ulti comes around and talks s*** making fun of me like always, let me just show you how they're religious...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god


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redrocket posted...
I don't understand the hate. They are an amazing comedic act if you don't take them seriously. I mean, what kind of idiot would take them seriously?

That's the problem. The current "juggalos" take them very seriously. I got into ICP for the comedy and stayed when I realized they were a reverse-psychology religious act. Unfortunately, most of the people who got into them are too f***ing stupid and blazed out of their minds to get anything meaningful out of it. They just became clowns themselves.

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Seriously, this thing got first place. Look how pissed everyone is. I can't believe I wasted my time with this s***.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Pretty_Odd posted...
Toy Story 3 and Fast Five are not eligible. I thought I was clear.

Oh. I suppose you were.

Alien and Terminator are both much better films than their original. I'm still not seeing anything concrete.

This however isn't clear. I'd assume you mean "Alien and Terminator are both much better films than their respective sequels", but then you'd be wrong according to popular opinion.

I'm not talking about popular opinion, though. I mean obviously T2 is more popular because it's more kid-friendly. Watch Terminator again as an adult and you'll realize it's the better film. Likewise with Alien, it's more slow and prodding, but it's widely agreed upon as one of the best sci-fi/horror films ever conceived, and is a large point of study in film theory classes. It's just much more legendary.

What I'm looking for is not anyone's own opinion on what movie they like more, but a solid sequel that every critic would agree is a better overall film.

muddersmilk posted...
I'm still not seeing anything concrete.

So you think Batman Begins > The Dark Knight?

No, but it still kind of bothers me because it's a reboot of a franchise. In many ways, you could consider TDK the 6th in the series... I don't know.

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Toy Story 3 and Fast Five are not eligible. I thought I was clear.

Alien and Terminator are both much better films than their original. I'm still not seeing anything concrete.

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