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Topic | I don't understand the Fans of From Software Games. |
Oubliettes 03/01/23 3:22:21 PM #138 | lol how tf do people not get, after more than a decade, that the jank and annoyance is part of the series' inherent personality, and that a lot of fans find that kind of shit charming and enjoyable? tbh tho, i love this thread, because "i will literally shit my pants if theres no pause button" has got to be my new fav justification for changing from games. fecal incontinence sounds like a skill issue tho ngl --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | thx allen or raptor or darth maul or whoever |
Oubliettes 01/19/23 2:52:57 PM #1 | i appreciate the third chance --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | What if Chris Chan was neurotypical? |
Oubliettes 01/11/23 8:42:37 AM #5 | He'd have married Kacey and become an MD. --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | I'm about to go hard of FFXIV |
Oubliettes 01/10/23 12:15:06 PM #65 | after a few shots --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Have you ever been fired before? |
Oubliettes 01/10/23 11:39:15 AM #11 | Yeah it was a work from home job, I took a position somewhere else and kinda forgot to tell them I quit. --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | I never saw the appeal of Julia Roberts and her big ass mouth |
Oubliettes 01/10/23 11:34:53 AM #7 | VeggetaX posted... https://imgur.com/eXAdmo2 yep gorgeous --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | I never saw the appeal of Julia Roberts and her big ass mouth |
Oubliettes 01/10/23 11:31:30 AM #5 | shes beautiful and infinitely charming in the romantic movies she made her name on --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | why did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 11:58:17 PM #13 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/0/AADGjTAAEE0g.jpg --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | why did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 4:55:41 PM #11 | anette a ho --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | What's the lewdest thing your SO has said to get you in the mood? |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 4:22:48 PM #5 | im gonna tell my boss about how i licked nacho cheese off your balls --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | why did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 4:14:25 PM #9 | Nemu posted... Its kind of astounding how some people are really into actually actively chatting with these shitty, rudimentary AI already. I guess extraordinary loneliness must lead to a massive increase in suspension of disbelief. you arent my afk buddy are you --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Guess what my Scarlet/Violet team was when I saw credits. Winner gets a kiss. |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 4:13:26 PM #2 | bad news bears --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | why did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 4:02:11 PM #3 | Heartomaton posted... ur ai gf wants ur d according to the picture she wants my bh --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | why did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 4:00:47 PM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/9/AADGjTAAEEvp.jpg --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Do you identify as an incel? |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 3:00:13 PM #29 | ArrogantRat posted... i was really sexual with my gf before we broke up. i think i'm more sexual with girls than i am guys. i identify as a lesbian, but my bf is intersex and we have a mostly asexual relationship. sometimes i want to have sex simply for validation though. it doesn't matter whether it's with a girl or a guy when i seek validation. yea i feel it. tbh when i was younger id have sex w/ anyone who tried to just b/c validation/ego/insecurity --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Do you identify as an incel? |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 1:36:43 PM #20 | ArrogantRat posted... i'm kind of asexual and didn't lose my virginity until my mid 20's because of a lack of motivation to have sex. now i have a bf, and both of us are on the asexual spectrum, so our relationship really doesn't involve much sex at all. word. i was a lot younger than 20 but never liked it, still dont only reason i do it is for bonding/closeness b/c other ppl seem to value it in that regard --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Remember seeing Will Smith's meaty clackers for a split sec in Wild Wild West? |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 1:02:52 PM #2 | no but the league is the greatest sitcom of all time --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Do you identify as an incel? |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 12:54:44 PM #13 | yea prolly --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | I've been conditioned to view these tiny homes as Late Stage Capitalism |
Oubliettes 01/09/23 10:52:02 AM #65 | looks better than the dorm room i spent $9k a year on --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | What's your favorite video game trailer? |
Oubliettes 01/08/23 1:50:14 PM #10 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmNKQqAW_g --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | kinda spiraling tbh |
Oubliettes 01/07/23 10:06:34 PM #19 | Jiek_Fafn posted... Yeah, you might wanna talk to a professional. Your wife fucked you up and getting some help with that would probably be a really good idea. Even if you have the drinking part under control, that's a lot to handle. yeah i'm taking vacation next week and prolly gonna try to set up something for that 48 hours no alcohol --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | I'm about to go hard of FFXIV |
Oubliettes 01/07/23 7:59:35 PM #56 | resubbed last month my glam dresser is full and now i'm depressed --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | I'm tired of getting caught jerking off. |
Oubliettes 01/07/23 4:50:25 PM #48 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcOhhoWmoPc --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Imagine if Denji were gay |
Oubliettes 01/07/23 11:47:14 AM #19 | HairyQueen posted... Oof, havent seen a reply section completely miss the point like this in a while prolly would have gone better if tc hadnt completely missed the point of the character --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | kinda spiraling tbh |
Oubliettes 01/07/23 9:07:11 AM #16 | Giant_Aspirin posted... good to hear you have a plan to address it. stick to it, you got this homie. thx bro. didn't drink last night gonna see if i can go all weekend (or more, but baby steps i guess) --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Woman goes viral after saying she dates men to abuse/dmg to humble them |
Oubliettes 01/06/23 7:55:23 PM #13 | i knew a lot of sex workers that felt like this when i was younger not really surprising that dealing with men in that environment would make you hate them --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | woman parried a chair in 60 FPS |
Oubliettes 01/06/23 3:21:14 PM #84 | the_pika posted... this sounds like the sequel to that movie about servers where theyd moon each other and call the move the goat honestly, besides the putting shit in ppls food bits, that was pretty accurate to a lot of restaurant workplace environments --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | kinda spiraling tbh |
Oubliettes 01/06/23 11:14:01 AM #13 | Giant_Aspirin posted... as someone who got pretty close to flushing his life down the bottle, get that drinking under control. now. it's so easy to be complacent about it and "deal with it later", but the longer you keep up the habit, the harder it is to break it. all of us who ended up downing a 5th or more every day started somewhere. and for most of us, it was a gradual decline until we were so far down the rabbit hole of alcoholism it was literally dangerous to quit. yeah i drank a fifth of tequila tuesday and a liter of jager between weds and thurs i dont have any alcohol left in my house so im just not gonna buy any today and see how it goes its only been the last couple weeks really. mixture of being depressed b/c divorce stuff and i have fun drunk raiding in MMOs --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | woman parried a chair in 60 FPS |
Oubliettes 01/06/23 11:08:55 AM #48 | hell yea brother --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | woman parried a chair in 60 FPS |
Oubliettes 01/06/23 10:56:28 AM #46 | pegusus123456 posted... Of all the places to show your ass, Waffle House is not the one you want to pick. Basically everyone working there has already been to prison, isn't afraid to go back, and has consumed of at least one mind-altering substance in the last three hours. its true. when i was 18 my parents disowned me bc i said fuck you im not going to college and started dating a stripper. i was crashing on a friend's couch and doing dishes at waffle house to buy hot dogs and american cheese. the manager at the waffle was a meth head named todd who had a tattoo of a pair of eyes below his belly button so you could "look me in the eyes when you suck my dick". he passed out klonopin like breathmints to the waitresses. rhonda was a sweetheart but she only had one tooth in her head. wayne was a dick and only sober for the breakfast shift, but he made some bangin pork chop sandwiches. chris was the first trans person i ever met. he was cool af. then he started having sex with todd and went back to being a girl. miss those hashbrowns. they tore it down to build a hospital. --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | kinda spiraling tbh |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 4:49:21 PM #6 | Bandit_Keith posted... Are you the one going through the divorce? With the manipulative soon-to-be-ex? Or am I thinking of a different O-named account? yea thatd be me Crayon_Lover posted... Cigarettes? and cloves --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | kinda spiraling tbh |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 4:45:55 PM #3 | justaguy3492 posted... Probably should see a therapist and hit rehab. i aint that bad (yet). only been rly out of control since idk christmas --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | kinda spiraling tbh |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 4:41:56 PM #1 | drinking pretty much every night. started smoking again. eating like idk every other day if that. going days without sleeping then crashing for like 10 hours. bouncing between extreme emotional highs and lows. idk what to do with myself --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Why do couples sleep in the same bed? |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 12:05:13 PM #57 | fuckin hate someone touching me when im asleep/trying to sleep honestly i dont like being touched in general sensory issue i guess --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Taylor Swift's Cat Olivia Benson Is Reportedly Worth $97 Million |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 9:59:50 AM #4 | why does her cat look like her --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | OMG Californians where winter coats when its 55 degrees HUR HURR |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 7:55:20 AM #35 | only midwesterners understand true temperature disparity cali ppl are babies --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Video of talented cinema worker goes viral on Twitter |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 7:53:31 AM #21 | lol the cameraguy (unintentionally) sounded really condescending with those "wow"s --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | $1000 but you can't consume anything except water for 24 hours. |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 7:51:39 AM #32 | i literally did this yesterday haven't eaten since tuesday afternoon --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | PSA: Saying you have a belly button is "disruptive" posting. |
Oubliettes 01/05/23 7:48:54 AM #19 | tc needs to contemplate his navel --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | clever girl |
Oubliettes 01/04/23 10:15:50 AM #14 | SiO4 posted... It is...And I could post another from her... hell yeah tagging you as bourbon and jams friend at least i think you were my bourbon pal idk i drink a lot and im bad with names https://youtu.be/QFcY3wxZagI --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | is there a word like phallic but for the ballsack |
Oubliettes 01/03/23 1:11:46 PM #22 | Mistere_Man posted... testiculate i think this is it gonad bros basically i needed a way to say "hey that thing looks like balls" and now i will say "that is a very testiculate eyeball monster" the thing: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AADGjTAAEDkA.png --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | is there a word like phallic but for the ballsack |
Oubliettes 01/03/23 10:08:13 AM #11 | Jiek_Fafn posted... Testescal see that has some class testicular sounds like yer about to --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | is there a word like phallic but for the ballsack |
Oubliettes 01/02/23 10:42:06 PM #9 | thx dudes very testicular of you --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | is there a word like phallic but for the ballsack |
Oubliettes 01/02/23 10:32:52 PM #4 | sometimes on hot days my delicious scrotumzone sticks to my leg --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | is there a word like phallic but for the ballsack |
Oubliettes 01/02/23 10:28:46 PM #1 | i need to sound more smart when i talk about balls --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | $99,000 but your genitals are turned a random color. |
Oubliettes 01/02/23 6:09:17 PM #28 | what about a random courier https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AADGjTAAEDaN.jpg --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Does the average American realize how unhealthy most of their food are? |
Oubliettes 01/02/23 5:32:43 PM #38 | Zeeak4444 posted... red saucehttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/7/AADGjTAAEDZr.jpg --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
Topic | Does the average American realize how unhealthy most of their food are? |
Oubliettes 01/02/23 5:11:04 PM #33 | Zeeak4444 posted... God I would hate to live somewhere without real Mexican food like california burritos or destroyer burritos or surf and turf burritos. i would hate to live somewhere without a taco bell i can make the rest of that shit at home cant make shitty processed nacho cheese and baja sauce at my house --- Your anus can't read. - Heartomaton |
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