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TopicI don't understand the Fans of From Software Games.
Oubliettes
03/01/23 3:22:21 PM
#138
lol how tf do people not get, after more than a decade, that the jank and annoyance is part of the series' inherent personality, and that a lot of fans find that kind of shit charming and enjoyable?

tbh tho, i love this thread, because "i will literally shit my pants if theres no pause button" has got to be my new fav justification for changing from games. fecal incontinence sounds like a skill issue tho ngl


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Topicthx allen or raptor or darth maul or whoever
Oubliettes
01/19/23 2:52:57 PM
#1
i appreciate the third chance

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TopicWhat if Chris Chan was neurotypical?
Oubliettes
01/11/23 8:42:37 AM
#5
He'd have married Kacey and become an MD.

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TopicI'm about to go hard of FFXIV
Oubliettes
01/10/23 12:15:06 PM
#65
after a few shots

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TopicHave you ever been fired before?
Oubliettes
01/10/23 11:39:15 AM
#11
Yeah it was a work from home job, I took a position somewhere else and kinda forgot to tell them I quit.

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TopicI never saw the appeal of Julia Roberts and her big ass mouth
Oubliettes
01/10/23 11:34:53 AM
#7
VeggetaX posted...
https://imgur.com/eXAdmo2

yep gorgeous

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TopicI never saw the appeal of Julia Roberts and her big ass mouth
Oubliettes
01/10/23 11:31:30 AM
#5
shes beautiful and infinitely charming in the romantic movies she made her name on

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Topicwhy did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean
Oubliettes
01/09/23 11:58:17 PM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/0/AADGjTAAEE0g.jpg

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Topicwhy did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean
Oubliettes
01/09/23 4:55:41 PM
#11
anette a ho

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TopicWhat's the lewdest thing your SO has said to get you in the mood?
Oubliettes
01/09/23 4:22:48 PM
#5
im gonna tell my boss about how i licked nacho cheese off your balls

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Topicwhy did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean
Oubliettes
01/09/23 4:14:25 PM
#9
Nemu posted...
Its kind of astounding how some people are really into actually actively chatting with these shitty, rudimentary AI already. I guess extraordinary loneliness must lead to a massive increase in suspension of disbelief.

you arent my afk buddy are you

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TopicGuess what my Scarlet/Violet team was when I saw credits. Winner gets a kiss.
Oubliettes
01/09/23 4:13:26 PM
#2
bad news bears

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Topicwhy did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean
Oubliettes
01/09/23 4:02:11 PM
#3
Heartomaton posted...
ur ai gf wants ur d

according to the picture she wants my bh

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Topicwhy did this show up in my feed and what does it even mean
Oubliettes
01/09/23 4:00:47 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/9/AADGjTAAEEvp.jpg

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TopicDo you identify as an incel?
Oubliettes
01/09/23 3:00:13 PM
#29
ArrogantRat posted...
i was really sexual with my gf before we broke up. i think i'm more sexual with girls than i am guys. i identify as a lesbian, but my bf is intersex and we have a mostly asexual relationship. sometimes i want to have sex simply for validation though. it doesn't matter whether it's with a girl or a guy when i seek validation.

yea i feel it. tbh when i was younger id have sex w/ anyone who tried to just b/c validation/ego/insecurity

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TopicDo you identify as an incel?
Oubliettes
01/09/23 1:36:43 PM
#20
ArrogantRat posted...
i'm kind of asexual and didn't lose my virginity until my mid 20's because of a lack of motivation to have sex. now i have a bf, and both of us are on the asexual spectrum, so our relationship really doesn't involve much sex at all.

word. i was a lot younger than 20 but never liked it, still dont
only reason i do it is for bonding/closeness b/c other ppl seem to value it in that regard

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TopicRemember seeing Will Smith's meaty clackers for a split sec in Wild Wild West?
Oubliettes
01/09/23 1:02:52 PM
#2
no but the league is the greatest sitcom of all time

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TopicDo you identify as an incel?
Oubliettes
01/09/23 12:54:44 PM
#13
yea prolly

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TopicI've been conditioned to view these tiny homes as Late Stage Capitalism
Oubliettes
01/09/23 10:52:02 AM
#65
looks better than the dorm room i spent $9k a year on


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TopicWhat's your favorite video game trailer?
Oubliettes
01/08/23 1:50:14 PM
#10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmNKQqAW_g

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Topickinda spiraling tbh
Oubliettes
01/07/23 10:06:34 PM
#19
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yeah, you might wanna talk to a professional. Your wife fucked you up and getting some help with that would probably be a really good idea. Even if you have the drinking part under control, that's a lot to handle.

yeah i'm taking vacation next week and prolly gonna try to set up something for that
48 hours no alcohol

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TopicI'm about to go hard of FFXIV
Oubliettes
01/07/23 7:59:35 PM
#56
resubbed last month
my glam dresser is full and now i'm depressed

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TopicI'm tired of getting caught jerking off.
Oubliettes
01/07/23 4:50:25 PM
#48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcOhhoWmoPc

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TopicImagine if Denji were gay
Oubliettes
01/07/23 11:47:14 AM
#19
HairyQueen posted...
Oof, havent seen a reply section completely miss the point like this in a while

prolly would have gone better if tc hadnt completely missed the point of the character

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Topickinda spiraling tbh
Oubliettes
01/07/23 9:07:11 AM
#16
Giant_Aspirin posted...
good to hear you have a plan to address it. stick to it, you got this homie.

thx bro. didn't drink last night
gonna see if i can go all weekend (or more, but baby steps i guess)

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TopicWoman goes viral after saying she dates men to abuse/dmg to humble them
Oubliettes
01/06/23 7:55:23 PM
#13
i knew a lot of sex workers that felt like this when i was younger
not really surprising that dealing with men in that environment would make you hate them

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Topicwoman parried a chair in 60 FPS
Oubliettes
01/06/23 3:21:14 PM
#84
the_pika posted...
this sounds like the sequel to that movie about servers where theyd moon each other and call the move the goat

honestly, besides the putting shit in ppls food bits, that was pretty accurate to a lot of restaurant workplace environments

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Topickinda spiraling tbh
Oubliettes
01/06/23 11:14:01 AM
#13
Giant_Aspirin posted...
as someone who got pretty close to flushing his life down the bottle, get that drinking under control. now. it's so easy to be complacent about it and "deal with it later", but the longer you keep up the habit, the harder it is to break it. all of us who ended up downing a 5th or more every day started somewhere. and for most of us, it was a gradual decline until we were so far down the rabbit hole of alcoholism it was literally dangerous to quit.

it's good that you've identified that you're drinking too much. that's the first step, kudos for making it that far. the next step is to limit the # of days each week you drink. slowly reduce that until you're at a comfortable / reasonable level

yeah i drank a fifth of tequila tuesday and a liter of jager between weds and thurs
i dont have any alcohol left in my house so im just not gonna buy any today and see how it goes

its only been the last couple weeks really. mixture of being depressed b/c divorce stuff and i have fun drunk raiding in MMOs

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Topicwoman parried a chair in 60 FPS
Oubliettes
01/06/23 11:08:55 AM
#48
hell yea brother

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Topicwoman parried a chair in 60 FPS
Oubliettes
01/06/23 10:56:28 AM
#46
pegusus123456 posted...
Of all the places to show your ass, Waffle House is not the one you want to pick. Basically everyone working there has already been to prison, isn't afraid to go back, and has consumed of at least one mind-altering substance in the last three hours.



its true. when i was 18 my parents disowned me bc i said fuck you im not going to college and started dating a stripper. i was crashing on a friend's couch and doing dishes at waffle house to buy hot dogs and american cheese.

the manager at the waffle was a meth head named todd who had a tattoo of a pair of eyes below his belly button so you could "look me in the eyes when you suck my dick". he passed out klonopin like breathmints to the waitresses. rhonda was a sweetheart but she only had one tooth in her head. wayne was a dick and only sober for the breakfast shift, but he made some bangin pork chop sandwiches. chris was the first trans person i ever met. he was cool af. then he started having sex with todd and went back to being a girl.

miss those hashbrowns. they tore it down to build a hospital.

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Topickinda spiraling tbh
Oubliettes
01/05/23 4:49:21 PM
#6
Bandit_Keith posted...
Are you the one going through the divorce? With the manipulative soon-to-be-ex? Or am I thinking of a different O-named account?

yea thatd be me

Crayon_Lover posted...
Cigarettes?

and cloves

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Topickinda spiraling tbh
Oubliettes
01/05/23 4:45:55 PM
#3
justaguy3492 posted...
Probably should see a therapist and hit rehab.

i aint that bad (yet). only been rly out of control since idk christmas

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Topickinda spiraling tbh
Oubliettes
01/05/23 4:41:56 PM
#1
drinking pretty much every night. started smoking again. eating like idk every other day if that. going days without sleeping then crashing for like 10 hours. bouncing between extreme emotional highs and lows.

idk what to do with myself

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TopicWhy do couples sleep in the same bed?
Oubliettes
01/05/23 12:05:13 PM
#57
fuckin hate someone touching me when im asleep/trying to sleep
honestly i dont like being touched in general
sensory issue i guess

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TopicTaylor Swift's Cat Olivia Benson Is Reportedly Worth $97 Million
Oubliettes
01/05/23 9:59:50 AM
#4
why does her cat look like her

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TopicOMG Californians where winter coats when its 55 degrees HUR HURR
Oubliettes
01/05/23 7:55:20 AM
#35
only midwesterners understand true temperature disparity
cali ppl are babies

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TopicVideo of talented cinema worker goes viral on Twitter
Oubliettes
01/05/23 7:53:31 AM
#21
lol the cameraguy (unintentionally) sounded really condescending with those "wow"s

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Topic$1000 but you can't consume anything except water for 24 hours.
Oubliettes
01/05/23 7:51:39 AM
#32
i literally did this yesterday
haven't eaten since tuesday afternoon

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TopicPSA: Saying you have a belly button is "disruptive" posting.
Oubliettes
01/05/23 7:48:54 AM
#19
tc needs to contemplate his navel

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Topicclever girl
Oubliettes
01/04/23 10:15:50 AM
#14
SiO4 posted...
It is...And I could post another from her...

But I will post this instead, it has a similar vibe...and I love it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTrdzqGHqu4


hell yeah
tagging you as bourbon and jams friend
at least i think you were my bourbon pal idk i drink a lot and im bad with names

https://youtu.be/QFcY3wxZagI

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Topicis there a word like phallic but for the ballsack
Oubliettes
01/03/23 1:11:46 PM
#22
Mistere_Man posted...
testiculate

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/testiculate

resembling a testis : ovate and solid


i think this is it gonad bros

basically i needed a way to say "hey that thing looks like balls" and now i will say "that is a very testiculate eyeball monster"

the thing:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AADGjTAAEDkA.png


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Topicis there a word like phallic but for the ballsack
Oubliettes
01/03/23 10:08:13 AM
#11
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Testescal

see that has some class
testicular sounds like yer about to

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Topicis there a word like phallic but for the ballsack
Oubliettes
01/02/23 10:42:06 PM
#9
thx dudes very testicular of you

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Topicis there a word like phallic but for the ballsack
Oubliettes
01/02/23 10:32:52 PM
#4
sometimes on hot days my delicious scrotumzone sticks to my leg

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Topicis there a word like phallic but for the ballsack
Oubliettes
01/02/23 10:28:46 PM
#1
i need to sound more smart when i talk about balls

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Topic$99,000 but your genitals are turned a random color.
Oubliettes
01/02/23 6:09:17 PM
#28
what about a random courier
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AADGjTAAEDaN.jpg

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TopicDoes the average American realize how unhealthy most of their food are?
Oubliettes
01/02/23 5:32:43 PM
#38
Zeeak4444 posted...
red sauce
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/7/AADGjTAAEDZr.jpg

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TopicDoes the average American realize how unhealthy most of their food are?
Oubliettes
01/02/23 5:11:04 PM
#33
Zeeak4444 posted...
God I would hate to live somewhere without real Mexican food like california burritos or destroyer burritos or surf and turf burritos.

i would hate to live somewhere without a taco bell
i can make the rest of that shit at home
cant make shitty processed nacho cheese and baja sauce at my house

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