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The term is pretty much exclusively used for someone being exhausted. Getting gassed up is a totally different thing

Are there really jobs out there willing to compensate you for rent going up 40% in like 2 years? Most would laugh in your face if you asked for like a 20% raise to keep up with cost of living I think lol

MeatiestMeatus posted...

I understand some people have a surplus of spare time but I don't.

Same here. I have a 3 year old and I started totk roughly around the time it came out and I'm still barely into the game honestly

speedpunk posted...

Might've just been convenient. Maybe he was meeting friends who had kids. At the end of the day, it's just an assumption.

Ah ok, then wait until your friends show up before sitting by yourself at a playground. Just saying, you're gonna make parents feel uncomfortable

dedbus posted...

Maybe he sat in the least shady spot to be visible and show that he wasn't a threat rather than lurk in the most remote and shadowy part of the park to read where he belongs.

Naw. He could've just not sat anywhere near the playground. There are spots all over nowhere close. It's just a good rule of thumb. It's like saying you like to read at chuck e cheese because they have the best ac. Lots of other places with ac

I was hyped until I saw a comment from someone at Bethesda saying that it could take 150 hours to really get beyond the "beginning" of the game. I don't have time for that. That's like MMO timeframe

It made no sense for him to be there unless it was to look at kids

Solid_Sonic posted...

Well what if there's a tree there that has the best shade?

There wasn't. It was literally the least shady spot around

Somewhat related... I was taking my kid to the playground the other day and it was completely empty except for one dude just sitting on the bench at the playground reading. I understand it was empty when I got there but there were also tons of places to sit that weren't right at the playground so that just seemed sus and we left. Seems like a good rule of thumb to not sit at a playground if you're a single dude though

Bitch BcConnell

But also, you forgot to throw in something about Starbucks and Netflix subscriptions

MeatiestMeatus posted...

Blame them dang millennial zoomers with them blasted facegrams and snapbook selfies they take with their $800 "smart"phones while demanding minimum wage be increased to $40/hr for part-time work making tacos or some shit... they got the attention span of a housefly our future looks dire

Your grammar was way too good for boomerpost satire

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It's the classic American bidet

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Fucking hate those things. Sometimes they do it when you're sitting down if you just lean forward or shift in the seat a little

DirtBasedSoap posted...

ok, this is epic. you sir win the internet

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speedpunk posted...

How deep are you cleaning?

Small intestine

DirtBasedSoap posted...

kind of insane we cant make someone with that much power retire when they clearly arent firing on all cylinders. this dude makes biden look like albert einstein

Yeah for real, no big deal this guy is senile. He's just making decisions that effect the entire country directly lol

speedpunk posted...

It's harder to clean deeper while sitting; it's a strain twisting and reaching back

It really isn't for me. I can get everything sitting down. If you have back problems where reaching behind you is an issue then I can understand but I don't think most people have that problem

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speedpunk posted...

Assuming that it's one or the other (sitting/standing) is false. It should be both imo. And if there's no bidet or water applied during cleanup, those asses are still dirty.

I don't know how the other standers do it but the first few wipes are while sitting, usually before and after using a bidet. Then I squat with one foot on the counter to clean deeper with the wipes.

Its called wet wipes bro. And the foot on the counter lol... that's what kids do. This can all be accomplished while sitting. I'll make a video and post here soon guys

sodium-chloride posted...

So apparently cats had this gene a long time ago that made them kind of how like skunks are today. They'd pee all over themselves for two reasons, one to ward off predators and two to attract mates. Now since we control over cats and have domesticated them they have a weakened version of that gene. So it's not AS pungent as it used to be but still pretty bad. I sure am glad I don't live back when cats would roam free!

Aren't cats purrrrfect??

They attract mates the same way I do what a coincidence

rexcrk posted...

Right but while sitting? I feel like somethings getting lost in translation here.

Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat?

You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing

rexcrk posted...

Seems easier to just stand up and do a little squat and wipe.

It's really very simple. You just lean forward

Now let's hear her farts

MagicalPrincess posted...

That's very disrespectful. We're not supposed to call our parents or grandparents by their name.

I generally assume the parents suck if their kids call them by their name. That implies there isn't a very close relationship there honestly

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josh posted...

For those who sit down do you reach between your legs and wipe forward or do you reach around and wipe backwards?

I just lean forward and reach from behind. I don't feel like any other way would work properly. I feel like standing would be more difficult. You gotta like lean forward and squat to spread your cheeks

Looks like he just finished crying

DirtBasedSoap posted...

holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY

I hurt my back at work a few years back and it was excruciating to wipe with my right hand. Had to do it left handed for a few days and it was fucking impossible

Stand up, take all clothes off, put one leg against the wall for proper cheek spread, start wiping back and forth from taint to waist

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As someone who was kind of an alcoholic in my 20s... I got very good at doing things drunk

MeatiestMeatus posted...

You've contributed nothing to this topic other than to whine about other people's memes

Meme complainers are the worst

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Or really just modern gaming in general outside of souls games

papercup posted...

will be too easy

This describes pretty much every open world game tbh

It will probably be like every other massive scale game the last few years. It will suck for the first year or two and then it will be serviceable

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

1. I'm a dude lol.
2. I don't even particularly like Chipotle. I live in San Diego. I think I have it once every 6 months or so if my wife is randomly in the mood for it.

Lol it's all good. I was just busting your chops

DeathMagnetic80 posted...

Probably because few things are more annoying than the dude who tries to explain why someone is wrong for liking something lol

"I like Chipotle"
"ACHTUALLY CHIPTOLE IS BAD. IT GIVES ME DIARRHEA, SO YOU'RE WRONG,"
"Fuck off dookie boy"

Found the Chipotle fangirl lol

This topic is now about diarrhea

Yeah it sucks. It's not offensively bad but I have a lot of good actual Mexican food where I'm at for the same price so I'll take that every time over Chipotle

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TOTK... hmmm... I might be ok if I go live in a well in one of the villages but some bad shit could still happen. Not worth the risk i think

I just made the sound of freedom a few minutes ago after dinner

Ferarri619 posted...

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About Henry ford though...

OP sounds like a good death/thrash band name

Lesson learned, bros before... bros

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