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Topicsaw a dude in full joker make up/outfit at the bar (he was alone)
No_U_L7
07/25/21 2:14:04 PM
#17
itachi15243 posted...
Which joker


From joker
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Topicsaw a dude in full joker make up/outfit at the bar (he was alone)
No_U_L7
07/25/21 2:07:58 PM
#15
Lokison posted...
Last night you left the bar with 3 woman, but also left with only 2. You made it with some of them, but also none of them.

Have you considered actually trying to he the person you pretend to be?

Why do you think it's not possible to leave a bar twice in one night...?
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Topicsaw a dude in full joker make up/outfit at the bar (he was alone)
No_U_L7
07/25/21 7:15:00 AM
#12
CosmicShadows posted...


Your gamefaqs gimmick life?


wow you're so clever
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Topicsaw a dude in full joker make up/outfit at the bar (he was alone)
No_U_L7
07/25/21 7:11:15 AM
#9
CosmicShadows posted...
Do you ever get tired of your weird gimmicks?


just taking anecdotes from my life...
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Topicsaw a dude in full joker make up/outfit at the bar (he was alone)
No_U_L7
07/25/21 6:41:39 AM
#3
Flauros posted...
That was a mirror


of what
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Topicsaw a dude in full joker make up/outfit at the bar (he was alone)
No_U_L7
07/25/21 6:39:55 AM
#1
Topicits officially been 1 year since taylor swift saved the pandemic summer
No_U_L7
07/25/21 12:13:22 AM
#3
Re listened to it today, still brill
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Topicwhy is CE always so mad at me lmao
No_U_L7
07/24/21 10:48:55 PM
#13
DepreceV2 posted...


Oh? So you are @No_U_L7 confirmed?


No
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Topicis engineering the highest paid job that can be done remotely?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 8:54:53 PM
#5
Fony posted...
My ex is a lawyer, court is all over MS Teams now and her office is closed.


but there's 0 chance courts continue to be held remotely going forward
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Topicwhy is CE always so mad at me lmao
No_U_L7
07/24/21 8:32:27 PM
#1
i talk about having sex with girls, CE gets mad

i talk about buying watches, CE gets mad

i talk about wearing skinny jeans, CE gets mad

it's like CE gets mad at literally everything
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Topichas anyone on CE seen dr death?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 8:22:47 PM
#5
BuckVanHammer posted...
oh. theres a real good podcast called Dr. Death, thought it was related...


it is related, it's based off that podcast
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Topichas anyone on CE seen dr death?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 8:21:12 PM
#3
BuckVanHammer posted...

I listened to the podcast, this a doc or dramazition?


fictionalization
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Topichas anyone on CE seen dr death?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 8:00:58 PM
#1
2 eps in and i hate it
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Topicfinally sucked it up, went into the rolex dealer and schmoozed some ass
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:50:25 PM
#11
JimmyFraska posted...
This looks great with your $20K/monthly income


Lol my income is significantly less than 20k/month. I save and splurge on things I think are worth it. as mentioned, this is coming from savings from the condo

WingsOfGood posted...


Is his son into men?


Idk but he's also underage, he's 16 or 17
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Topicfinally sucked it up, went into the rolex dealer and schmoozed some ass
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:47:41 PM
#8
WingsOfGood posted...
Did he have a daughter?
Date her. Become his buddy.
Get watch.
Win.


he only had a son ._.
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Topicfinally sucked it up, went into the rolex dealer and schmoozed some ass
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:47:26 PM
#7
QueenCarly posted...
Lol @ spending multiple 1000s of dollars on a literal fucking watch



what are your hobbies?

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Seen $40 watches like that at Walmart.


doesnt surprise me that you dont pay attention to details

David1988 posted...
I like how you tied in saving on your condo and that money going to your watches, more users can learn a thing or two from your story continuity


i mean, of course my life has continuity
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Topicif a youngish girl is in the pac sun line, is it safe to assume shes under 18?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:38:58 PM
#1
or should i just talk to her and find out

a certain body part of hers is 10/10 so im on the fence
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Topicfinally sucked it up, went into the rolex dealer and schmoozed some ass
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:35:39 PM
#1
went into the store and talked to the manager, put my name on the waiting list for a tudor black bay 58 (https://imgur.com/6FXzDJw not my wrist)

i also intimated that i was interested in the rolex OP and he was very conversational, so i talked to him about his family, my interest in watches and other stuff. he said he could tell i was a watch guy because i wore my omega aqua terra lol

so the way this math works is this:

-when i bought my condo, i saved 10k by not meeting the realtor in the middle and forcing him to accept my price

-the tudor bb58 is a 4k watch (i actually do want this watch btw) that sells for 4k on the resale market
-after i get that watch, he'll know im serious and he already likes me so he'll help me get a rolex
-the rolex is 6k and resells for 12k on the resale market
-this means i would have used that 10k to buy 10k worth of watches that are now worth 16k
-note that i do not actually view these watches as an investment, it's more of a nice salvage value type thing where if i needed the cash i can get it quickly, but i actually want/like the watches

@WingsOfGood
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Topicits officially been 1 year since taylor swift saved the pandemic summer
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:27:15 PM
#1
and dropped folklore on our asses
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TopicWhat badass name should I give my new condo?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 4:55:25 PM
#43
GMAK2442 posted...
GS Condo


Wat does GS stand for
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TopicThe user *NO U* has some random weird AF topics.
No_U_L7
07/24/21 4:05:29 PM
#4
Topicleft the club with 3 21 year olds last night
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:51:16 PM
#17
The X Dawg posted...


Then what happened with those girls? Did you leave the club with them and go directly home with them?


i went to another club with them (a bit closer to my place). they were down to come to an afterparty (at my place) but 2 of the girls got totally wasted (it was one of their 21sts so i get it). i "used" them to meet 2 other girls, left the club with all 5, made sure these 3 girls got into their uber safe and then started heading home with the other 2 girls...and then this happened:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79580547
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Topicc/d: piper perri is the most beautiful porn star
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:41:12 PM
#87
Heliogabalus posted...
The one whos a Dutch politician and looks like fetishwear ScarJo is the best imho


name
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Topicfather dropped off 4 steaks yesterday...all cooked medium well
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:40:26 PM
#4
Letron_James posted...
Aka the best way to cook them?


by the time i reheat them, it's essentially well done

but get out
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Topicfather dropped off 4 steaks yesterday...all cooked medium well
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:36:29 PM
#2
Topicleft the club with 3 21 year olds last night
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:31:01 PM
#13
ClunkerSlim posted...

So what? I thought you were supposed to be a Chad?


never claimed that

i can/have hooked up with girls with boyfriends, but im not going to force anything, none of the girls were down. 2 of them were totally wasted and the 3rd was totally sober. definitely not gonna do anything shady, im a classy guy

dj1200 posted...
So another failure to cash in.


we went to another club, where i met another couple hot girls that were into me because they saw me come in with these girls. gotta play the game. perfectly happy with it after missing the last 2 weeks being sick (that's 3 weeks of rust). can't be outcome dependent, gotta focus on the process, which was solid here
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TopicThoughts on people who have NO side hustles?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:20:08 PM
#37
God_Of_Entirety posted...


You can have time off when you're old


LMAO
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Topicleft the club with 3 21 year olds last night
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:14:58 PM
#6
Solid Sonic posted...
This story feels like it went nowhere.


just like the girls

CanuckCowboy posted...


He was also like 12 years older than me or Scotty (iirc he was 36) and still believed he'd make it as a dj.

He was something else. If it wasn't for his shitty dj obsession he'd have been a pretty cool roommate though.


good thing im asian and age well...most girls last night thought i was 24-28
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Topicfather dropped off 4 steaks yesterday...all cooked medium well
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:12:41 PM
#1
ugh how cruel
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Topicleft the club with 3 21 year olds last night
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:11:50 PM
#3
CanuckCowboy posted...
When I was in my early 20s I had a roommate who always brought girls home from the bar. They'd drink his drinks, do his drugs, and then either leave or hook up with me or Scotty.

He brought a lot of girls home... and none of them wanted anything but his liquor or drugs.



lmao what a loser
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Topicleft the club with 3 21 year olds last night
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:08:46 PM
#1
2 turned 21 during the pandemic, 1 just turned 21 last night

but all 3 had boyfriends, poor screening on my part lmao
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TopicWhat badass name should I give my new condo?
No_U_L7
07/24/21 3:03:13 PM
#32
Notti posted...
Persuasion Station

Clean Sheets Central

Notch Valley


let's steer clear of the misogyny
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 2:56:57 PM
#22
Lost_All_Senses posted...


I was implying the slang words work against your ability to manipulate, if that's what you wanted to do. But I mean, I guess you're only using douchey slang when they're not around. Because being too scared/insufficient to be the same person you are around women that you are when not around women is..good? I feel like a smart person would figure out how to nlt have to completely change up everything depending on who they are around. Cause then you don't create moments where those 2 worlds might collide.


lol dude, you read all my topics...you should realize im the exact same person whether with girls or not. using different language isn't "being a different person". i cuss less around my family...doesnt mean i'm being a "different person". i don't talk constantly about sex and watches around women...doesn't mean i'm being a "different person"

im a multi-faceted person, i don't need to go full dr house around everyone to "be myself"
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 2:27:13 PM
#20
Lost_All_Senses posted...


Pick up artists slang being so off putting you have to replace it with something else off putting just shows how dumb pick up artists are. They don't really even understand the manipulative angle they're trying to sell.


You can call the lingo dumb all you want, all esoteric language sounds dumb at first. But once you're in the game, you'll find it has its applications

And there is nothing inherently manipulative about slang words
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 2:15:40 PM
#16
Lost_All_Senses posted...
It sounds like you're referring to friends as "my girls". Off-putting.


I just met them and was trying to fuck

The pick up artist lingo is actually "set" but I thought id try for a more human approach
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 2:11:12 PM
#14
Always cracks me up when ppl are salty I didn't have sex. Thanks..?
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 7:10:25 AM
#6
dj1200 posted...
Seriously, just let me come kick it with you for a weekend so I can verify your lifestyle.


Possibly, but I'd make you sign an nda
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:56:19 AM
#3
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Nice. Did you at least fuck either of them?


based off the "Ugh" at the end, it's safe to assume no lol
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Topicugh got dragged to an afterparty where i brought 2/3 of the girls there
No_U_L7
07/24/21 6:54:49 AM
#1
was taking these 2 girls home, and got stopped in the street by an anonymous hollywood celebrity

this dude invites us to his afterparty, which totally fucks my plan

of course, since this guy is famous, my girls are super into it

so i decide to go with the plan, worst case, im sure there will be other girls there

we get there...and there's only 1 other girl and shes married

both my girls latch onto other guys (not the hollywood celebrity, it was his manager and his brother) and they're making out and im stuck talking to random dudes

left the party with both girls and they invite me out tmrw ugh
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Topici cant wait to fuck in my new condo
No_U_L7
07/24/21 12:31:11 AM
#10
I can neither confirm nor deny where I live
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TopicJust bought a new 12 pack of condoms
No_U_L7
07/24/21 12:07:52 AM
#16
Lmao at this topic

But I honestly hate and often don't use condoms, so yall may be right lol
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TopicJust bought a new 12 pack of condoms
No_U_L7
07/23/21 9:26:15 PM
#1
Get in your bets on how long it will take me to get through it
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TopicI wish it was summer weather all year
No_U_L7
07/23/21 9:24:52 PM
#7
If that happened the world would cease to exist
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TopicI didn't like Schitt's Creek S1E1
No_U_L7
07/23/21 9:22:16 PM
#14
berlyman101 posted...


nobody in it seems like they could be a real person. they're all too ridiculous.


That's the entire point of the show at that point

These people were insanely rich and completely detached from the real world

It's a fish out of water story with a ton of character development
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TopicI didn't like Schitt's Creek S1E1
No_U_L7
07/23/21 9:05:39 PM
#5
i watched the first 6 eps, hated it didnt watch for a couple year

came back during pandemic, didn't like it for another season and then sometime late season 2 it clicks
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Topici cant wait to fuck in my new condo
No_U_L7
07/23/21 8:57:49 PM
#7
TheGoldenEel posted...



I'm excited. Just the tip of the iceberg too
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Topici cant wait to fuck in my new condo
No_U_L7
07/23/21 8:54:27 PM
#1
the girl wouldn't even be the main reason for my erection!
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TopicThink of two people in your life
No_U_L7
07/23/21 8:30:51 PM
#8
my mom and dad....you monster
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Topicshould i had gotten a bigger condo?
No_U_L7
07/23/21 8:13:18 PM
#5
3PiesAndAFork posted...
No. In a couple of years you'll want to settle down and move into a house in the suburbs.


you know me so well
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Topicshould i had gotten a bigger condo?
No_U_L7
07/23/21 7:11:29 PM
#1
1200 sq ft, 665k total, 3k/month (30 year loan)

or

900 sq ft, 500k total, 3k/month (20 year loan)

was it worth it just to get the bigger place?

bigger place has large balcony (i have no balcony), guest bathroom and walk in closet
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