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I think swinging seems like it would easier than holding it up and poking though.

The fantasy kind have some good weight and surface area on the axe part, like they can easily cut a goblin's head off.

And got a laugh at the delivery man struggling to lift a small cardboard box?

Back in the day, there were these things called bookstores and they would sell these things called comics and manga in the graphic novel section.

But you wasn't sure where to start and since they had very limited shelf space, they're probably wasn't even a beginning volume anyways if you were looking at singles.

So you would ask an employee for help and get the "deer-in-the-headlights" and "Aren't a bit old for superheroes?" stare and then you would promptly leave empty handed, feeling a bit embarrassed and awkward for the day.

Hong Xiuquan, that guy that lost his demon-slaying sword to bandits and somehow managed to kill millions of people.

Was he larping or...?

Now that I think about it... I don't think I ever seriously used the Hitmons in the games.

Not sure if it was my preference for special and accuracy in the earlier games or I already was using a leveled Primeape or Machoke.

Same thing with Poliwrath but I think that was also because of the good/super rod issue.

What even are the dimensions of human experience, man?

What if humans had intimate relationships with E.T. but they looked like ponies?

I heard this terrifying cave story where a man crawled into a hole headfirst, slide down into a cavity and got stuck in the dark.

Rescue team would have needed to break his legs and saw an opening out but he ended up dying from being upside down too long.

Be at peace explorer. Maybe it's better I don't remember the story so well.

Whatever's controlling him won. They keep him sedated and locked away somewhere...

Lola looks like she aged 25 years, stopped playing the b-ball and got addicted to otc opiates.

You can reincarnate, be transferred or summoned, or even be the heroine's breastplate.

What about funding sex-robots in order to secretly develop A.I. that puts low and middle class workers out of business?

And when's the terminator going to be allowed to compete in human sports?

What's wrong with colored babies?

I remember my grandma using that and it was an acceptable alternative for decades.

That's the guy that (probably) car hacked and bombed Michael Hastings.

His whole engine flew out of the car and down the street. No foul play.

Pay me to take something experimental but preferably allow me to sue for damages.

I was dodging AK-15 fire while eating potato chips last year. Cops would literally have to be Oblivion guards.

Actually, I don't think they caught that guy. At least it never made the news. He pretty much filled the other guy with holes on the street and hit a bunch of houses in the process.

Hey guys, what's a good beginner gun to main?

Yellow and FRLG Pikachu was a pre-surf/Zapdos electric that naturally learned Thunderbolt. A 95*1.5 move.

Well... Yellow Pikachu couldn't evolve and compete with Jolteon. RB Pikachu also had an early Thunderbolt STAB if you was willing to use the TM from Surge before duping.

They straight up banished him like Giratina.

What do you guys think is the larger story that's driving all this madness?

The small blue triangle in the greater blue somehow represents socio-economic disparity and that offends me!

This privileged company is thriving on taxpayer subsidies to establish a monopoly and they're rubbing it in with a smirk too! #CancelAmazon

Gov. and corporations propped up Facebook to centralize control and destroy competitors.

Just don't do it.

And Tri released so far apart I didn't even remember what was going on.

I haven't formed an opinion on Adventures 2020 yet or watched enough of it.

People don't talk about David Bergeaud enough and that saddens me.

ToD's style was disappointing but he was the soul of the games.

They can't ever reimagine the maps? Or whoever's making this? The same overworld maps are recreated even down to the shape of the patches of grass from what little I saw.

The reason HGSS's overworld maps were a simpler style than DPPt was that they were first designed with the gameboy in mind.

I was a hardworking mage that got recommendations from all across Cyrodiil in order to gain access to the University's Spellmaking Altar.

After making something, I couldn't wait to try out my new wizard powers so I quickly headed outside.

After the spell left my fingers, a fellow mage crossed the edge of the camera and died on the spot.

So then they kicked me from the guild. (They were afraid of my powers)

...Then I turned to a life of crime. It didn't matter if the guards caught me. I would alohomora the cell lock and invisible myself outta there.

Pokemon wasn't that amazing pre-3DS either.

Nowadays, we all like to think that was some golden era but I remember having complaints about those games too.

Convert your bank savings before it's worthless! The crash is coming!

Well... It's been happening for a few months now.

The ancient Egyptians should've Dyson Sphere'd that.

Moar Sword+Shield DLC. Maybe even a Home update.

So how do the big manly dolphins tell if they're courting a sexy lady dolphin that's simply not interested or a little boy dolphin?

Everyone be talking about the Q but no one ever sources Q.

...So I read his posts because someone didn't want me reading it (for whatever reason).

People are disappearing for days then coming home broke and angry.

Side effects: blah, blah, blah. sudden death, blah--

Wha? Hold up now!

Firewerx posted...

Isn't this just a poetic way of saying "I fell asleep"?

Yes

Zeus posted...

Did you have your third eye open or closed at the time?

I watched that Naruto show once.

After I left my body, it was like being hit with a tranquilizer and I didn't make it very far before I blacked out.

The only girls that should win Miss Universe Japan are the anime kind.