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2017 teenage slang: Lit, Fam, AF, etc

insert whatever is relevant, replacing the etc.

trust me. i read my yearbook and it blows my mind the shit we used to say back in 05.

trump
bitcoin
librals!
CONServatives!
(k/c)orea
trump
animuu
memes
DAE sex assault?
6 duckbear polls BUT IS SHE HOT?
DAE hate women?
trump
electric cars will rule the future. to be fair, you have to have a fairly high IQ to appreciate the future.
DAE h8 ajit prai? he killed the internet!
harassing kids is OK

front page of CE right now makes the MLP topic look like the most sane and rational topic on this entire board.

what will you use your cryptocurrency to buy? i mean, that's the goal, right? Have it perform as currency?

don't confuse the flavour of the month news cycle with people actually caring.

as soon as the mainstream media outlets move on to the next flavour, a large portion of the general public will as well.

i'd put a bike lock around their chair tire

start calling up some lawyers and inquire about pro bono services for defamation, slander, unnecessary pain and suffering, loss of job, etc.

The whole pedophile infiltration, and demise of the emo fad amongst 12-17 demo, really hurt myspace

James Altucher = all of cnbc

Stop
Drop

krazychao5 posted...

Crash upwards? So terrible. Made almost doubled my money in 3 months

Where'd you get your Bachelor Arts in Finance/Commerce? I'm wondering.

damn son, these ornery nerds be mad AF about not being able to torrent anymore

krazychao5 posted...

Already rebounded. Stay salty

1, shut up
2, i mean the big crash. not the dip due to the whale getting out today around 10am.

luigi13579 posted...

Ajit Pai. :P

never thought about that.

my vote is wall street.

Hilarious that literally no one here read the article, which is behind an adwall.

*Pop*

lilORANG posted...

Transformers and FatF and DCEU are all major franchises that are way worse and dumber.

Its not about that

Do you vote conservative? Because you're awfully persistant at trying to draw charades to divert attention from the issue at hand.

Paper_Okami posted...

is he gonna offer an apology for how the government is currently treating indigenous canadians

They do that weekly actually

Mikablu posted...

It's completely full. Filled with roughly equal portions of water and air.

And if its in New York City, between 0.01-0.05% rat feces.

Based on thr shape of the glass, thats probably 25-35% full

Trump could violently rape a women on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in broad daylight and America would still support him.

LethalAffinity posted...

shut up they're fun

So is playing with trinkets and tops.

China is a big machine and corruption is the grease. Literally anything the govetnment says means nothing, because private business run that country. Just like in America.

Bio1590 posted...

tl;dr:

This is the real effect that watching Marvel Movies has on one's attention span.

Because many of the things I'm about to say regarding Marvel Movies have already been beaten into the ground, I will try to keep this letter short. I guess I should start by saying that Marvel Movies avers that he opposes ruthless bullies who crush national and spiritual values out of existence and substitute the fatuitous and contemptible machinery of plagiarism. The reality is that there'll always be some cullionly grammaticaster who's eager to complain about my use of English in this letter. He'll probably tell me that it's grammatically incorrect to use the word ridiculous when writing, Marvel Movies is a ridiculous pococurante. Well, the fact is that Marvel Movies is a ridiculous pococurante, and a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Marvel Movies has never had that faculty.

It may be soothing and pleasant for Marvel Movies to think that there won't be any blowback from his fortifying a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries, but we need to make a manful effort to make this world a kinder, gentler place. A halfhearted attempt simply won't do. I don't believe I violate any confidences when I assert that he sells the supposed merits of cameralism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that Marvel Movies is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's pertinacious to maintain an open dialogue; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Marvel Movies is a human leech dedicated to sucking the life out of our doomed corpses. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, although I disapprove of what Marvel Movies says, I will defend to the death his right to say it. Or, at a minimum, I'll deal with Marvel Movies appropriately. Okay, that's not quite the same as defending to the death, but at least it demonstrates that Marvel Movies proclaims that embracing a system of statism will make everything right with the world. As you can no doubt determine from comments like that, facts and Marvel Movies are like oil and water.

Marvel Movies refers to a variety of things using the word anthropoteleological. Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, he's saying that he is a master of precognition, psychokinesis, remote viewing, and other undeveloped human capabilities, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, he has been trying desperately to convince us that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. These hate-filled attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Marvel Movies is planning on spreading rumors, gossip, and stories that are doubtlessly false one of these days. As I have said many times in the past, if we look beyond his delusions of grandeur, we see that it is easy to see from the foregoing that the inexorable cultural atrophy engendered by Marvel Movies's tractates will make life less pleasant for us by next weekend. But waitas they say on late-night television infomercialsthere's more: What I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Marvel Movies's line that metanarratives are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. To that I say, we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Marvel Movies. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that some people have indicated that Marvel Movies's rebarbative causeries induce paralysis of the cerebrum. To summarize my views: Marvel Movies manipulates people's empathy, their concern for the weak and the downtrodden, and their yearning for justice to trick them into honeyfuggling us into believing that he would never dream of planting the seeds of hucksterism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds.

The Admiral posted...

cjsdowg posted...

I don't know why I keep saying this..but really at this point how can people support Trump.

Why would his supporters reject him over this? Obama engaged in the same kind of hyperbole -- literally parroting the "women make 77 cents on the dollar" and "1 in 4 women are raped" myths when he wanted to push an agenda. Obama's supporters didn't reject him for that. I don't see this being any different, so your expectations surprise me.

Its not about obama

Obama hasnt been president for over a year.

Why are you even bringing up obama

The democrats (liberals) do it too. They just arent as brazen about it. Donald trump is stepping up, saying "look, im gonna make you poor and us rich. Dont like it? Fuck off!"

Enron is gunna put me into early retirement

-Anonymous, 2002

Spooking posted...

Is that you

It really was rediculous.

I preferred Metro

The thinkin mans genre

LittleRoyal posted...

Im not happy with this but he keeps insisting and wont let me get out of it. So hes gonna make me like idk honestly just make repairs on his house I guess.

Snowflake

because i want good looking, successful, alpha grandkids

/r/bitcoin is a literal cult. worse than T_D because at least T_D is funny to laugh at

Bananas are the blood diamonds of produce.

black relations: not amazing, there's systematic racism and a gross underrepresentation in business and government
hispanic relations: Slightly better perhaps, only because of the lower population and no incidents making headlines. unsure of representation numbers
Indigenous peoples relations: dumpsterfire.gif

2 weeks?

about 4 months since my last solid relationship tho.

take fits

"Shouldn't you be in school, little girl?"

no thanks, weed makes you lazy and unambitious.

Took me more time to find Sactown in the list than It did to know that Sactown was the captital

And I'm not even a yankee doodle. God Damn.

Squall28 posted...

So much woosh itt

If the poi t ia for TC to lead on tgat it is him, and then reveal that it is not him and he was just being ironic or whatever.....my question is, what's the point? Why even spend the time? To pump yourself up in a sense, like, "look how sad this is, good thing I'll never be that sad!"

tryna draw that causation argument with the clickbait topic title.

it's like our entire society needs to go back and re-take grade 10 english

nothing but insults of the other party's character. Don't like what someone else said? Insult them!

we have regressed. can you even believe that the 1990s were the pinnacle of human existence and social development?

BignutzisBack posted...

I'm almost positive I'm the only person here who's ever lived on the rez, worked at a native casino, and went to school growing up where almost 30% of the kids were native. Natives LOVE to mock people who claim they are part Native (Cherokee seems to be the favorite to claim). People always coming up to them at parties in high school "hurr durr actually I"m 1/5 cherokee" and then they get questioned, exposed, and laughed at. You guys need to quit being offended on behalf of other people, for real it's embarrassing.

btw the vast majority of natives still hate Trump because of the pipeline, focus your efforts there instead instead of screaming slur lol, this is why no one takes you guys seriously

ooooh, ALMOST 30%!~ God damn son, you's some kinda expert now are ya?

Fox news isnt even reporting on this